/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12339987]

>You cook every day don't you anon?

[Anonymous No.12339992]

yes, i do have to eat you know.

[Anonymous No.12339995]

>>12339987
usually at least once, on friday i order pizza though

[Anonymous No.12340005]

>>12339995
>Cheat days aren't ok, make your own pizza

[Anonymous No.12340041]

>>12339987
>cooking
Not even once. Also you're going to be really embarrassed when you have a heart attack or stroke all of a sudden one day and your family sees you have gay male model pics on your PC.

[Anonymous No.12340095]

>>12340041
>Not even once? I can't believe you just said that

[Anonymous No.12340111]

>>12340041
>those who eat healthy with stress-free lives don't get heart-attacks

[Anonymous No.12340159]

Yep. Had waffles for dinner.

[Anonymous No.12340263]

>>12340111
>those who eat healthy with stress-free lives don't get heart-attacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aziz_Shavershian

[Anonymous No.12340265]

>>12339987
>>12340005
>>12340095
>>12340111
jesus christ how many different gigachads are there

[Anonymous No.12340274]

>>12340111
>>12340263
Literally died in a sauna while on vacation. Not sure how much more stress-free you can get than that. And at the ripe old age of 22.

[Anonymous No.12340278]

>>12340265
>jesus christ how many different gigachads are there
The source material is some Russian male modeling business. Of course they're going to have a lot of different pictures, that's exactly what their line of work is.

[Anonymous No.12340281]

I've been cooking every day for the past two months. Usually chuck-eye steaks or some variation of eggs or some kind of sausages. Had salisbury steak last night and cheeseburgers tonight.

[Anonymous No.12340344]

>>12340263
>>12340274
>aziz shavershian
Nice try. His family had a history of heart problems and this guy did bodybuilding.

[Anonymous No.12340746]

>>12340263
>abuses stimulants
yeah man zyzz was sure healthy
didn't know he had his own wiki page though lmao

[Anonymous No.12340756]

No but I live with someone who does so close enough.

[Anonymous No.12340816]

>>12339987
So sometimes my bf cooks for both of us. Also why are you so close Chad? Trying to make my bussy ovulate?

[Anonymous No.12341717]

>>12340816
tits or gtfo slit

[Anonymous No.12341721]

>>12340005
Pizza cant actually get kind of expensive

[Anonymous No.12341726]

>>12340005
*Can

[Anonymous No.12342206]

>>12339987
>>12340095
>>12340111
>freakish-looking model that had facial surgery and roided hard / didn't eat much at all for this physique is a role model on this website
No hope for zoomers

[Anonymous No.12342213]

>>12340344
And roids.

[Anonymous No.12342220]

gay

[Anonymous No.12342235]

>Why yes, I eat steak for breakfast, how'd you know?

[Anonymous No.12343420]

>>12342235
where did you find me this picture of me

[Anonymous No.12343528]

>>12342206
>>freakish-looking model that had facial surgery and roided hard / didn't eat much at all for this physique is a role model on this website
Yeah, the irony is they think Zyzz is a bad example because he did the same exact things their gay Russian model hero does.
Here's another one (two heart attacks before age 32):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Bilzerian

[Anonymous No.12343592]

>>12339987
Of course. If I didn't, this family would starve or eat garbage food.

[Anonymous No.12343626]

>>12339987
Most days, yeah.

[Anonymous No.12344383]

>>12343528
Dan is the fucking man, you shut your fat ass mouth before I slap the permanent taste out of it.

[Anonymous No.12344415]

>>12339987
99% of the time. Sometimes I'm out and about with work, so it's either a quick fast-food stop, or some meat, fruit and cheese for the hotel room.

Either way, I eat every day, and that's why I'll never have a BMI of 0, like this well-bearded freak.

[Anonymous No.12345394]

>when he asks you to his place to cook for you rather than treat you to a nice restaurant

[Anonymous No.12345412]

>>12340816
Fuck off back to ponychan, avatarfag.

[Anonymous No.12345432]

I smoke cocks. Is that considered cooking?

[Anonymous No.12345434]

>>12345432
it's a vegan staple

[Anonymous No.12345444]

>>12343592
This. Not every day since I make enough for leftovers and freeze some. The dude still fucking goes to get fast food wtf.

[Anonymous No.12345555]

>>12339987
No I'm poor

[Anonymous No.12345564]

>>12345434
>gobbling up meat
>vegan

[Anonymous No.12345588]

>>12344383
>Dan is the fucking manlet

FTFY
Douchebag stoner college "entreprenuer" detected.

[Anonymous No.12346773]

>>12339987
Every evening

[Anonymous No.12346777]

>>12342213
Pretty sure Zyzz was doing ketamine and other stuff too.

[Anonymous No.12347002]

of course. i also lift every other daY chad. i do it for mE wife. i do it fOR HER

[Anonymous No.12347005]

>>12344383
Go shoot up and have another heart attack, Dan. Maybe third one's the charm.

[Anonymous No.12347017]

>>12345394
do thots actually think this

[Anonymous No.12347024]

>>12347017
That the man is trying to take a shortcut to getting laid and will probably end up raping her if she goes and doesn't consent? Yes. Because it is true much too often. Sorry, but there are a lot of male fuckwits who have made it impossible for us to trust you.

[Anonymous No.12347026]

>>12347024
Shut the fuck up, vaginal Jew.

[Anonymous No.12347037]

>>12347024
I just want to cook a good homemade meal for a special girl.

[Anonymous No.12347040]

>>12347032
>implying that any girl is special

[Anonymous No.12347045]

>>12347024
If a woman accepts an invitation to a single man's residence for a dinner date or drinks, she has given implied consent for sexual intercourse. That's settled law.

[Anonymous No.12347052]

>>12347026
And yet the major conservative party is in power in the UK. The major conservative party is in power in USA. The major conservative party is in power in Australia. Despite over 50% of the human population being female. Incredible.

[Anonymous No.12347053]

>>12347024
>That
stopped reading right there

[Anonymous No.12347064]

>>12347052
More men vote on average than women, retard. And women overwhelmingly picked the cunt over Trump in 2015.

[Anonymous No.12347066]

>>12347064
Voting is compulsory in Australia.

[Anonymous No.12347067]

>>12347064
>2016

I meant.

[Anonymous No.12347074]

>>12347066
Australia's "conservative" party is more leftist than our democrats.

[Anonymous No.12347080]

>>12347074
Australia's conservative party has captured and imprisoned refugees on a foreign island for six years even after after being cleared as legitimate refugees. Donald Trump happily used the words "you're worse than I am" when he was told about it.

[Anonymous No.12347082]

>>12347066
>Voting is compulsory in Australia.
https://www.elections.wa.gov.au/vote/failure-vote
>$20 fine increased to $50 after first failure to vote
So does everyone just pay the fine? That's what I would do. $50 every 3 years i.e. $16 and change annually isn't much of a deterrent.

[Anonymous No.12347088]

>>12347082
Why? You can just turn up and put the paper in the ballot box without filling it in. This is why you're poor. And yes, there are poor people who pay the fine and imagine they're protesting.

[Anonymous No.12347099]

>>12347088
Nobody is poor because they have a once annual $16 expense. If that amount is a problem for you that means you already fucked up long before that point.
>You can just turn up and put the paper in the ballot box without filling it in.
That's better than actually voting I guess, but still would be a hassle to need to go somewhere to do that. Assuming you can just pay the fine online without needing to go anywhere I'd pay the fine.