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what are some /ck/ cullinary tattoos?

>> No.12339159

What is his ethnicity and sexual orientation?

>> No.12339166

>>12339159
white and bicurious

>> No.12339187

>>12339156
reddit

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>>12339156

>> No.12339322

>>12339156
Unless you're literally a Michelin star chef I can't imagine having a "culinary tattoo" and not being an insufferable tool

>> No.12339326

>>12339156
I hate this fucking faggot.

>> No.12339332

>>12339156
would one typically use a fork like that to eat pasta?
fuck that guy

>> No.12339333

>>12339156
He's such a faggo with those dumb tats lol

>> No.12339365

>>12339156
>culinary tattoo

i love tattoos and have them but anyone who gets something like this is a faggot

>> No.12339373

>>12339365
>love tattoos
person discarded

>> No.12339379

>>12339373
lol you're a faggot

>> No.12339383

>>12339379
You can't be a faggot and call someone else a faggot. It doesn't work that way.

>> No.12339386

>>12339365
Why do underage redditards love thinking their body is a canvas and scribbles on them are art?
disgusting

>> No.12339387

>>12339332
You use it for plating.

>> No.12339413

>>12339386
for one i'm in my late 20s. for another, what does this even mean? tattoos do not effect you unless you have them, and they don't do anything but look interesting, sorry that you're an autist who can't deal with people having different interests than you

>> No.12339447

>>12339383
so why are YOU call other people faggot, faggot?

>> No.12339456

>>12339413
People who tattoo themselves are begging for someone to notice them and use it in place of an actual personality. You're not interesting, you're just pathetic.

>> No.12339482

>>12339456
This is the main reason I don't associate with people who think tattoos are "interesting". Because they are not interesting.

>> No.12339494

>>12339456
>>12339482

I think they come from overprotective households or something. It's an act of rebellion for them; their brief misguided moment of enlightenment where they get to really stick it to the man. Instead they just embed carcinogenic ink into their skin and make themselves look retarded.

>> No.12339507

>>12339413
The word is "affect"...not sure why you think your opinion is everyone's opinion. It's not, though. And, I think it's why that person was calling you young and a redditor, two traits that go hand in hand with simple nonsense like this.

There are 6 generations of educated people in polite society ahead of you that wouldn't risk hepatitis or whatever else worse by having someone inject needles into various people and then into their bodies too. I judge people who do it, as do others. Most people think they are stupid, not cool.

The microphages in your body attack that ink for the rest of your life and pretty much makes it look blurry shitty if it didn't already.

https://www.cnn.com/2017/10/02/health/tattoo-ink-lymphoma-study/index.html

>> No.12339508

>>12339456
>>12339494
Great Tier
>having no tattoos
Good Tier
>having few tattoos
Bad Tier
>having a lot of tattoos
Incel Tier
>having no tattoos and spending time fuming about tattoos

>> No.12339513

>>12339508
No one here is fuming about tattoos except probably the people who have them. I am leisurely sitting in my $700 office chair sharing my thoughts. The impact of my statement has no bearing on me because I was not retarded enough to scribble on my body due to mommy not holding me enough.

>> No.12339544

Why does Babish think it's ok to eat fettuccine with a serving fork?

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>>12339508
>incel
Go back

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Best tats coming through

>> No.12339624

>cullinary tattoos
Just wear a shirt that says I HAVE A TINY PENIS on it. Same effect

>> No.12339628

>>12339159
mutt, homosexual

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>>12339513
>n-no it‘s the people with tattoos who are writing walls on muh tattoos bad ITT
>t-those losers with overprotective families who didn‘t hold them enough (sic)
>m-mommy bought me a special gaming chair btw I‘m a big boy

>> No.12339648 [DELETED] 

>>12339159
Kike, faggot

>> No.12339671

>>12339601
This one is such a joke except for all the detail that went into the bowl reflection. I mean, the guy's a total loser, but I'm impressed with the dedication to idiocy.

>> No.12339679

>>12339156
your south american coworkers laugh at you behind your back 100% guaranteed

>> No.12339703

>>12339386
Literally every millennial and genx have tattoos. You must be a boomer because they generally rejected them eventhough their WWII relatives had them. Boomers are and were devoid of any artistic sympathies so it's to be expected. Now get the most out of your 2 hours of internet tonight gramps, before your nurse shuts you down, lol!

>> No.12339949

>>12339413
if you want to remember something, write it down. if it's important, laminate it, stick it to the fridge
your only defense is "b-b-b-but i like it!"
so? you look like a fag and your shit art is shit and then you throw hissy fits when people notice you're just a big baby

>> No.12339955

>>12339703
>Literally every millennial and genx have tattoos.
So what?

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>>12339156
Okay, time for a laugh from my fellow anons. This is the tattoo I have on my left inner forearm. I’ll post my tattoos behind my ear right after.

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>>12340000

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>>12340000
I consider myself legally retarded.

>> No.12340014

>>12339703
>Literally every millennial and genx have tattoos
30 years old here. I don't. None of my friends do. The only friend I have with who does probably barely qualifies as a zoomer (he was 18 in 2011 when we met)

>> No.12341043

>>12339215
This picture is funny because I'm covered from head to toe, and I'm a self made millionaire.

>> No.12341079

The #1 basic bitch culinary tattoo is the pig butchery chart.

>> No.12341102

>>12340013
Don't worry anon, we do too.

>> No.12341111

>>12339159
he's white and he had a wife, you can see her in the end of the il timpano video. he's likely divorced now and breezes through many gf's because new york is filled with tons of available women and he's a big fucking youtube channel.

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>>12341111
this is his wife in the il timpano video.

>> No.12341129

>>12339413
Unless you stagnated when you were 15, Im going to guess you live in a different house, drive a different car, dress differently, have a different job, and are most-likely fucking a different person.

But yeah, you definitely wont regret those tattoos in ten years....

>> No.12341136

>>12339156
Only acceptable cooking related permanent body modification is burn marks from cooking.

>> No.12341148

>>12341043
a million Zimbabwean dollars isn't that much..

>> No.12341604

>>12339166
not bi and whitecurious?

>> No.12341639

>>12339156
>>12339333
>>12339365

My buddy and I were grabbing drinks after a shift one night (we worked at separate restaurants but only a block away and everyone from the service industry would hang out regardless of where you worked) and he told me his plans to get a chef knife with "stay sharp" on one forearm and a sharpener on the other forearm that said "hone your skills" and I laughed and thought he was joking. He was dead serious and I tried to talk him out of getting it but he wouldn't listen to anything I said. He was just a line cook at the time. About a week later, he walks into the bar I work at and shows me his forearms. He got the tattoos. "Doesn't look so stupid now, does it?" he said, with a shit-eating grin.

I didn't have the heart to tell him, just poured us both a shot and kept working

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>>12339322
>Michelin stars

>> No.12341671

>>12339703
>Literally every millennial and genx have tattoos.
lolno

>> No.12341869

tattoos are gay and degenerate

>> No.12341872

I would respect someone who wore trucknuts on the bottom of their chin more. Knives on your arm are saying "Sell me meth please."

Don't be a human piece of shit, that catagory is full.

>> No.12341915

>>12339156
Degeneracy and mental illness

>> No.12341937

>>12341661
Based MPW keeps it too real to sell out the Michelin

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>marking your body
Enjoy hell, you guys.

>> No.12341961

>>12339156
Holy shit is that the pack of sausages from Oceans 11?

>> No.12341969

>>12340014
>born in 1993
>zoomer
Off by a full decade

>> No.12341974

>>12341136
What about accidental knife scars from food prep?

>> No.12341995

>>12339159
el goblino and pansexual

>> No.12341998

>>12341974
>accidental
>he doesn't slice and dice on purpose

>> No.12342003

>>12339159
Yours and a faggot

>> No.12342029

>>12339156
His tattoo sucks

>> No.12342232

>>12341043
yes and i am 8 feet tall and have a 2 foot dick

>> No.12342255

>>12340013
>>12340006
how does it feel that 100% of people who see you instantly equate you with pure garbage?
what a sad way to go through life

>> No.12342263

>>12341043
Sucking dick for £0.01 a time no doubt

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https://www.eonline.com/news/528117/teen-tattoos-mcdonald-s-receipt-on-his-arm-a-week-later-tattoos-the-tattoo-receipt-on-his-other-arm

>> No.12342488

>>12342483
36 NOK for three cheeseburgers is the real crime here

>> No.12342496

>>12340013
>>12340006
This is the gayest shit ive ever seen. You look like the dumbest of persons. I woldnt even talk to you if i saw how bad taste you got

>> No.12342506

>>12339156
i get that he likes cooking and all, but all those cooking (and specifically his-show related) tattoos are pretty sad
i mean he got a fucking tiny whisk tattoo, thats not even his original idea. he stole it off chef john

>> No.12342508

>>12342483
Lold at the fact he tattooed the receipt of his first tattoo on the other arm. Thats pure comidy and a good laugh all life through. He should delete the first one though

>> No.12342522

>>12339638
Lol did you just find out how expensive it will be to remove your scribbles? Only cattle gets branded

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>> No.12343380

>>12339156
>knife
>fork
>spoon
I have three tats and I plan to get moar

That's pretty much all you need to kno about me lol