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12336301 No.12336301 [Reply] [Original]

Not a fan of store bought strawberries.
They pick em green then gas em during the ride.
The only good strawberry is one you grew yourself, and props to you if the birds or squirrels didnt get to them first. On a semi-related note, squirrels are the greatest enemy to any vegetable gardener.

>> No.12336317

You're a moron

>> No.12336320

I would suggest a green house. But every single green house I've seen has turned into a turf-house due to neglect.

Neet ideas dont always have neet outcomes if you dont put the work into it.

>> No.12336362
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STRAWBERRIES HAVE GOTTEN SO FREAKISHLY HUGE NOW BUT THEY TASTE LIKE BUTT NOW

>> No.12336397
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Planted some about a year ago and and now enjoying the fruits of my labor.

>> No.12336417
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>>12336397
why did you pick them when they werent ripe?
holy fuck your a loser asswipe.

>> No.12336444

Fuck id love to put a .22 thru a squirrel
But there are none in the desert

>> No.12336452

>>12336417
The one's I've picked at that point were pretty mushy to be desu with you.

>> No.12336475

>>12336452
were they nice and sweet at least?
i made sure every runner took root, i wish i had my strawberry patch back.

>> No.12336497

>>12336417
Clearly you've never actually grown your own strawberries. They're best pink to bright red, and they get significantly worse the darker they go.

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>>12336497
go back please and take your skillet

>> No.12336525

>>12336514
oh no
it's the skillet of d00m

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>>12336475
Mostly tart but the smaller ones tend to be sweeter. Overall they're wonderful. I throw em in my pancakes every morning, made some cashew cheesecake with em yesterday, puff pastry filling today. Tomorrow i'll make some freezer pops with em.

>> No.12337227

>>12336397
Did you have issues with ants? Mine got absolutely massacred by the ants.

>> No.12337419

>>12336593
theyre tart because they arent ripe. strawbs get deep red and are a little mushy when perfectly ripened

>> No.12338405

>>12336301
My father shoots squirrels with his rifle. If they are hungry they will eat the flowers on his fruit trees before they even bear fruit. Sad that such cute little animals can be so evil.

>> No.12338411

>>12338405
squirrels will divebomb my sunflowers from powerlines 20 feet above to break the flower heads off to get at the seeds.
truly assholes of the highest caliber .

>> No.12339467

>>12337419
alright I'll try waiting a little longer before picking them.

>> No.12339474

>>12337227
Not really, mostly aphids, pillbugs and these tiny little slug-like buggers I haven't identified yet.

>> No.12340027

>squirrels

I pop em with my fucking gun ON SITE. Fuck squirrels and fuck niggers.

>> No.12342141

>>12339467
youll be amazed anon, there's nothing better than a fresh ripe WARM strawberry right off the plant.