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I need some aesthetically pleasing dishes to make for a lot of people at an """"""art"""""" party. I was thinking about designing a platter like pic related

>> No.12332603
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>>12332599
Meat and cheese boards are Reddit

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>>12332599
I gotchoo

>> No.12332608

>>12332603
>everything I don't like is reddit
Okay sweetie.
>>12332599
It's been hip for a while to spread everything out as much as possible and do retarded honey and mustard smears on natural wood boards and stuff, but fuck that. Do a platter but add a little more color and variety. If your cheese is capable of being broken apart rather than cut, do that, it makes it look more natural rather than a bunch of silly slices that are just going to get moved around. Maybe have a couple infused oils and high quality olive oil for the bread.

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>>12332608

>> No.12332611

>>12332609
>>12332603
COPE

>> No.12332676

>>12332608
Will do, thanks

>> No.12332696

>>12332611
have sex

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>>12332599
i knew saving this screenshot from the sopranos thread would pay off big time

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>> No.12333081

i’m a reddit user and i will announce that these meat boards are a garbage autistic SOY meme people use to look cultured

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>>12332608
faggot

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>> No.12334006

More art

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Have you tried cocaine?

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>>12334034
only one thing is lame

>> No.12334258

>>12334243
>party tray is in a fiber board box
>drugs are listed as lab samples
Truly art.