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What are /ck/'s thoughts on coconut water? Is Vita Coco any good?

>> No.12332040

hot

>> No.12332041

Tastes like watered down cum
Trust me, I'm gay

>> No.12332042

>>12332021
Hate the stuff, but that's a good Twitter thing

>> No.12332052

>>12332021
I love it. It's delicious and refreshing. Get whatever brand is cheapest. Make sure it's not sweetened.

>> No.12332053

>>12332040
>>12332041
>>12332042
Coconut water is nature's Gatorade.

>> No.12332058
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>>12332021

Considering people find chunks like this in multiple different brands of coconut water, absolutely not.

>> No.12332063

>>12332058
It's supposed to look like this, retard.

>> No.12332064
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>>12332021
MOMMY GIVE ME VITACOCO PEEPEE

>> No.12332066

>>12332058
My nigga what the fuckkk

>> No.12332068

>>12332058
>>12332063
WHAT IS THAT

>> No.12332069

>>12332021
Out in nature, Harmless Harvest, or Zico.

Anything else is irrelevant.

>> No.12332070

>>12332058
>Vita Coco asked Kline for the substance so it can be tested. But she declined because she said she wants an independent test.
>"I'm not after money," Kline said. "That wasn't my intention. I'm after closure. But being that the company isn't working with me, I am looking into suing them."

>> No.12332079

>>12332058
i want to unsee this

>> No.12332082

>>12332058
>“If the company stands by their products and they’re supposed to be all natural with no preservatives, then stuff like that shouldn’t occur at all,” she said.

Bitch this wouldn’t have happened if there were preservatives.

>> No.12332085

>>12332041
It does not taste like watered down cum

Trust me I'm a tranny

>> No.12332087

>>12332070
>>12332058
I think that she made it up, there's no follow up despite her saying she's totally getting it tested and it's from 2017.

>> No.12332093

>>12332058
worm clods are normal and many doctors prescribe them to heal your problems, like rainy fingers, medusa's appendix, laughing bladder, midwife's dysphoria, and bronze john

>> No.12332101

>>12332058
God I wish that were me

>> No.12332104

>>12332093
My flesh is clothed with worms and clods of dust; my skin is broken, and become loathsome.

>> No.12332106

>>12332087
Or the coca cola company sent their specialists after her ass.

>> No.12332108

>>12332106

>> No.12332117

>>12332104
to cure broken skin, apply a poultice of 2 parts copper shavings with 1 part natural cider vinegar for 30 minutes, twice daily. avoid using the family cloth towel for this operation.

>> No.12332122

>>12332021
I would drink her urine and savor every last drop.

>> No.12332123

>>12332117
To cure copper and vinegar poisoning, mix equal parts isopropyl alcohol (95%) and pure bleach.

>> No.12332126

>>12332122
She's in Azerbaijan, but you can savor and drink my piss.

>> No.12332171

That was a great viral PR scheme by Vita Coco. Whoever thought of that should get a raise, and Mr. Posnanski should get a bonus for his believable performance.

>> No.12332179

>>12332171
Literally who?

>> No.12332190

>>12332179
>Literally who?
The guy in OP's pic.

>> No.12332196

>>12332190
That's a girl you stupid incel, holy shit you're dumb af.

>> No.12332198

>>12332196
who?

>> No.12332204

>>12332058
This is what a coconut water scoby looks like. I know this because I accidentally coconut vinegar when I was a teenager. Left a jar of it behind the toilet for a year.

>> No.12332211

>>12332204
That's a squid, dipshit

>> No.12332222

I find this strange. Would he really say
>your social media persons piss
instead of just
>piss
?

I have a feeling this might either be rigged or he's really got the hots for that specific person and piss, and scored massively.

>> No.12332227
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>>12332222
Four same number

>> No.12332253

>>12332222
So what your saying is that women are not people? Fuck off incel.

>> No.12332281

>>12332253
What the hell is wrong with your reading comprehension

>> No.12332297

in my early 20s I was an out of control alcoholic and i used to mix bourbon and coconut water to reduce hangovers. at the tie i thought it tasted delicious too but i'm sure it was just the alcohol releasing dopamine in my brain that made me think that

>> No.12332372

>>12332093
based.

>> No.12332379

>>12332297
If you like coconut water then you'll love coconut milk. Not only is it delicious, but it is nutritious.

>> No.12332395

>>12332093
>bronze John
Lost

>> No.12332397

>>12332379
whats the difference?

>> No.12332399

>>12332395
>>>/tv/

>> No.12332405

>>12332397
Coconut milk is thicker, creamier and a little salty like cum. Coconut water is watery, slightly salty like dog cum. That's how you can tell the difference.

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>>12332021
*glug glug glug glug glug*
I LOVE Vita Coco!

>> No.12332487
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>>12332222
It was 100% part of a 'calculated risk' viral advertising stunt set up in advance to build more brand recognition, having worked in social media advertising. Every large company is taking a page from Wendy's in some way these days because they found a formula that works --brands want to generate loyalty and base recognition with young people by manufacturing a presence that has the illusion of being outrageous, irreverent, and most importantly spontaneous so it appears genuine. Being 'genuine' with the right notes is the most important quality for flipping the 'soulless corporation' and having the brand resonate with most cash-cow zoomers and millennials, and social media makes it easy.

As far as this piss campaign goes - a large brand that's tweeting at an unaffiliated blue checkmark or 'Influencer' is a dead giveaway money was involved somehow. People with large social media followings are well aware of the value of their personal 'brand,' so it's common practice for them to leverage advertisers to pay them to shill the brand to their followers, or in this case play along in a manufactured viral scheme of some sort. The biggest giveaway is that this was started in a two-month old tweet, and the influencer didn't @ them. It probably started unprompted when they saw the tweet two months ago on a key word scrub, the social media manager ran the idea by corporate to pay him to play along in an 'epic rebuttle,' eventually they came up with the idea to 'piss' into a glass jug with their logo on it for shock value, and then had to pitch that idea to everyone important up the chain including All Market Inc.'s CEO and primary investor base (most of which appear to be celebrities, so it makes a lot of sense why they went with drinking piss). Two months to get the campaign rolling.

Imagine being a CEO of a major brand who goes down as being the one who started 'piss advertising.'

>> No.12332498
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>>12332487
>It was 100% part of a 'calculated risk' viral advertising stunt set up in advance to build more brand recognition, having worked in social media advertising. Every large company is taking a page from Wendy's in some way these days because they found a formula that works --brands want to generate loyalty and base recognition with young people by manufacturing a presence that has the illusion of being outrageous, irreverent, and most importantly spontaneous so it appears genuine. Being 'genuine' with the right notes is the most important quality for flipping the 'soulless corporation' and having the brand resonate with most cash-cow zoomers and millennials, and social media makes it easy.
>As far as this piss campaign goes - a large brand that's tweeting at an unaffiliated blue checkmark or 'Influencer' is a dead giveaway money was involved somehow. People with large social media followings are well aware of the value of their personal 'brand,' so it's common practice for them to leverage advertisers to pay them to shill the brand to their followers, or in this case play along in a manufactured viral scheme of some sort. The biggest giveaway is that this was started in a two-month old tweet, and the influencer didn't @ them. It probably started unprompted when they saw the tweet two months ago on a key word scrub, the social media manager ran the idea by corporate to pay him to play along in an 'epic rebuttle,' eventually they came up with the idea to 'piss' into a glass jug with their logo on it for shock value, and then had to pitch that idea to everyone important up the chain including All Market Inc.'s CEO and primary investor base (most of which appear to be celebrities, so it makes a lot of sense why they went with drinking piss). Two months to get the campaign rolling.
>Imagine being a CEO of a major brand who goes down as being the one who started 'piss advertising.'
Take your halperidol, bro.

>> No.12332512

>>12332171
I'm happy to see others are waking up to this stuff.

>> No.12332519
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>>12332512
>I'm happy to see others are waking up to this stuff.

>> No.12332524

>>12332487
It is. I find it hilarious someone is associating this awareness with tin foil hats. Anyone can study marketing, PRs and what you do for a living and see these things are actually real. It isn't a conspiracy, take the time to do some simple research.

>> No.12332529

>>12332021
Not as fun as vitamin water

>> No.12332541

>>12332093
I laughed out loud on the toilet. I thought you should know.

>> No.12332556

It tastes like liquid dirt.
Some people are into that.

>> No.12332566

>>12332498
Here's your undeserved (you). There's literally no conspiracy here. These are a common practices that have been happening since the dawn of advertising, it's just that this one stands out because it intentionally broke a particular 'golden' rule of not associating your drinkable product with piss for shock value. For those that get past the intended knee-jerk reaction they wanted, basic intuition whould tell you that a major company with a large investor base wouldn't allow something like this come to pass on the fucking whim of a social media manager, let alone immediately embrace it and make a piss jug their profile pic. This had to go through a lot of people first, and it was a calculated gamble that clearly worked.

>> No.12332638

>>12332529
Vitamin water is for cucks.

>> No.12332667

If you can't get it fresh, don't bother.

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