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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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12331923 No.12331923 [Reply] [Original]

>I'll have the super salad, sounds good.
>Oh no, sir, soup OR salad.

>> No.12331929

Pretty funny.

-Thank you.

>> No.12331933

>>12331923
Nice joke. Because it would make total sense for a server to say "would you like super salad?". Good one.

>> No.12331976

I LOLd, nice joke.
MN

>> No.12331982

>>12331923
This happened to my dad

I burst out laughing

Waitress was also laughing

>> No.12331983

That was pretty good!!

-Charles from Minneapolis

>> No.12331998
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>>12331923
What, you've never heard of Souper Salad? You get BOTH. It's pretty baste and redpepper.

>> No.12332001

Great joke, poster!

Greg

>> No.12332005

I'll have the chili and sea bass

>> No.12332133
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12332133

>Is this super donkey piss?

>> No.12333917

>>12332133
No

>> No.12334692

>>12331923
thank you for including laughing wojak so I know this is a funny post and I can laugh at it freely

>> No.12334728

>>12331998
the fuck is going on on that guy's neck

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>>12331923

>> No.12334756

What's the earliest use of that joke I wonder. Souper! Salad! has been around since the late 70s but they probably didn't invent that joke.

>> No.12334795
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12334795

>Cutie Cashier asked me if I found everything I needed today
>Tell her I didnt find that sack of hundred dollar bills I was looking for
Gets em every time

>> No.12334814

>>12334728
Skin graft.

>> No.12334819

>>12331923
>be me but 7 years ago
>working at Olive Garden
>"soup or salad?"
>"yes please"
At least 30% of guests were blinded by this. How?

>> No.12334828

>>12334819
>do you want to eat here or take away
>yes

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>>12334795
>Cashier and one of her coworkers talking about the money box out back
>he asks her if he can borrow her key because he doesn't have his with him
>I ask if I can borrow it too
>everybody laughs and claps

>> No.12334838

>>12331923
>yes I'd like the super salad

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12334848

>how would you like your steak?
>good

>> No.12334850
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12334850

One day these boards will be gone. All the history. The memes and dumb tripfags and happenings. The shitposts. The mods who actually interacted with the users instead of just sitting in some "exclusive" discord. I have no record of what I observed here. Just the feeling. The nostalgia and excitement that kept me going in my teen years. Yeah we all posted while underage. Why else would we be such fuck ups now? Anyways. I love all of you. I only shed a tear at the inevitable loss of all that's happened here.

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>>12334848
>still mooin' har har har bring it to me strugglin' and kickin' hork hork i want it still on the cow weesnawwwww

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>>12334850

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>>12334850
Get a load of this sad sack

>>12334795
>Item doesnt scan
>Must be free today! HaHa!
I have never had a cashier not laugh at this

>> No.12334983

>>12334850
Youre a fuckin fag and Im glad that your shitty post will be lost in the sands of time

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>item doesn't scan at grocery store
>"guess it's free right?"

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>waitress comes to take the empty dishes
>"wait I'm not finished yet, I still need to lick the plate!'

>> No.12335014

What the fuck is going on with this hilarious shit where we sign posts? I was out of ck for a few months and I suddenly see this shit?

Rgds,
Adam

>> No.12335019

>>12334848
That's actually pretty funny, next time I will reply with "tasty".

>> No.12335052

>>12334756
i forgot this chain existed because it's only in texas or around there

>> No.12335072

>>12334728
nerve gas

>> No.12335121

>>12334994

>high- fives all around

>> No.12335563

>>12335014
It's just polite, honestly. /ck/ posters are a little older than the average 'channeler so people tend to be nicer.

-Charles from Minneapolis

>> No.12335573

>>12334728
He doesn't really exist.

>> No.12335596
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12335596

I'm on the new seafood diet. I see food, I eat it!

>> No.12335638

>>12335596
I'm on the rooster diet myself. I suck cock for food.

>> No.12335647

>>12335638
I'm on the horse diet. I horse myself out for whatever I can get.

>> No.12335649

>>12331923
great joke
you can alter it a bit too, you have a good punch line. Maybe make the joke like Superman is out to dinner or something

>> No.12335659

>>12335647
Im on a diet. I dont eat... when im not hungry!

>> No.12335664

>>12334994
Tee hee, good one sir.
>cashier dies more inside

>> No.12336274

>>12334850
I enjoyed reading this and I'm sorry other anons are being so mean and bitter to you, fren.

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>>12334850
I know, anon, I know.

>> No.12336796

>>12331933
"Would you like a super salad"

>> No.12336883

>>12331923
HAHA THIS THREAD IS FUNNY

>> No.12336892

>>12336883
I'm glad you think so [:

>> No.12336898

I have plans to kill myself.

>> No.12336900
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>>12334850

>> No.12336913

>be out to eat
>enjoy my dinner immensely amd finish everything
>server asks "how was everything"
>say it was terrible
Gets em every time!

>> No.12336965

>>12331923
>We don't serve soup, sir, I was pointing out that we have a special on the super salad today.

>> No.12337122

>>12336898
Not until after dessert I assume!

- Dave CA

>> No.12337130

>How was everything, Sir?
>It was really good. Can I have seconds?

It's specially effective if you plan on getting the waitress's number at the end.

Regards,
Jorge Alejandro - Nueva Cordoba

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>>12334850

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>>12334850
>>12337150
Don't bawww because it 404'd.
TOPKEK because it was an epic win.

>> No.12337984

>>12337247
w00t epic win!

-Robert
Sent from my blackberry

>> No.12338038

>>12331998
Waco niggaz really be out here

>> No.12338413

>>12337984
Ok, I admit that I laughed

>> No.12338453

>>12334850
Stop it anons this boomerposting is killing me! Hahaha!

Regards,
Alan MN

>> No.12338455

>>12334850
Is this your excuse and apology for shitposting frogs?

>> No.12338462

>>12334728
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

>> No.12339962

>>12337130
>Nueva Córdoba
based and argentopilled

>> No.12340258

>>12337130
I've made waitresses wet numerous times.

Joel - Las Vegas

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12340486

MY FAVORITE FLAVORS ARE CALORIES AND CHOLESTEROL

>> No.12342603

>>12334848
in my more autist days I would reply to 'how would you like that cooked' with 'correctly'

>> No.12342612

>>12334850
I was never underage when 4chan started

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>>12334850

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