Just bought a $230 cast iron pan. Pre-seasoned with flaxseed oil. Handcrafted in Oregon. You guys jelly?

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Anonymous Wed May 15 22:31:24 2019 No.12331592 [Reply] [Original]

Just bought a $230 cast iron pan. Pre-seasoned with flaxseed oil. Handcrafted in Oregon. You guys jelly?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:32:08 2019 No.12331594 >>12331592 Looks dope dude, put a fruit in it so we know its real

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:32:53 2019 No.12331596 >>12331592 Why don't you just cook your money in it too?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:33:05 2019 No.12331598 Wow. When did they start selling Game of Thrones-themed pans?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:33:13 2019 No.12331599 >>12331592 an octogon from oregon haha

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:33:17 2019 No.12331600 File: 507 KB, 1120x2016, NEWPAN2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331594 making eggs instead

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:34:36 2019 No.12331603 >>12331600 >buys $230 pan >still doesn't have the dignity or self-respect to not use paper plates this generation is truly lost

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:34:52 2019 No.12331605 >>12331592 >heavy as fuck >uncomfortable handle i guess their going for heat dissipation, but that looks like it would make it uncomfortable to weild

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:35:47 2019 No.12331608 >>12331600 What the fuck did you do to those eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:36:01 2019 No.12331612 >>12331600 >Buys a beautiful $230 >Doesn't know how to cook Lol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:36:49 2019 No.12331616 File: 8 KB, 225x225, Char.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:38:14 2019 No.12331624 File: 133 KB, 411x349, LaughingCatGirls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 >Can't even fry and egg Never gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:39:45 2019 No.12331628 >>12331592 >$230 pan >You guys jelly? sure bro, I am super jealous of you and your lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:42:18 2019 No.12331639 File: 412 KB, 688x418, 1557855973820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331592 Nope as that retarded handle is going to be a bitch to actually clean the inside of and will fall off after two years you got memed

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:43:23 2019 No.12331644 File: 167 KB, 1200x800, 1546483929350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:44:52 2019 No.12331649 >>12331600 Saved for future cringe thread :)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:48:16 2019 No.12331667 >>12331592 Nigga its a piece of iron

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:49:07 2019 No.12331674 File: 17 KB, 292x200, 1537780909780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:51:13 2019 No.12331682 >>12331600 nice spatula

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:51:44 2019 No.12331684 >>12331608 >>12331624 Somepeople prefer cooked yolks, queerlord. Don’t pretend like you know my preferences.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:53:11 2019 No.12331694 File: 5 KB, 249x225, 1557690096490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 >broken yolks >a pastry spatula for eggs yikes bro, that's pretty cringe...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:54:32 2019 No.12331701 >>12331684 >Somepeople prefer cooked yolks, queerlord. People with bad taste, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:55:05 2019 No.12331703 >>12331684 You dont need to break the yolks to cook them, retard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:55:32 2019 No.12331705 File: 2.44 MB, 3036x4048, IMG_20190502_220847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bro you posted cringe!! You will lose subscriber!!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:56:17 2019 No.12331708 >>12331684 Do you prefer broken yolks, burnt milk fat all over those whites? That shits looks like you threw an egg in the pan lol, like shit nigga a good looking egg is brainlet tier cooking nigga wtf Learn to cook

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:57:52 2019 No.12331714 Why is other people's misfortune so humorous?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:58:06 2019 No.12331716 >>12331600 #healthyasfuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:58:34 2019 No.12331718 >>12331714 Because it's nice when it's not happening to you

Anonymous Wed May 15 22:59:04 2019 No.12331721
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>>12331684
>Don’t pretend like you know my preferences.
Mangled in half an inch of oil is how I ask for them.

Throw two eggs at the pan like a little league pitcher. Pull out the shells. Dump in a cup of oil. Kick up the heat. Fry with a pastry spatula. Defend your shit online.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:59:08 2019 No.12331722 >>12331716 He know how to keep his man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:59:20 2019 No.12331723 >>12331600 Okay, this is an amazing troll

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:00:29 2019 No.12331727 >>12331723 Is this dinotendies in disguise?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:00:31 2019 No.12331728 >>12331605 I just use a pot holder on my eerie pa cast iron

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:02:31 2019 No.12331735 >>12331592 Enjoy it disintegrating the moment a tomato enters the room. Maybe you'll learn your lesson and go stainless next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:03:26 2019 No.12331740 >>12331727 Im new ck. Care to share?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:06:06 2019 No.12331747 >>12331592 >seasoned with flaxseed oil. Too poor to get HRT? Enjoy the breasts, OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:06:31 2019 No.12331748 >>12331740 I think this must have been the first one, hence dino tendies >>/ck/thread/8924791

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:06:52 2019 No.12331752 >>12331740 Dinotendies is a user who pops up here from time to time with these amazing troll threads. Hopefully someone else can post some screenshots. The NyQuil Chicken one is my favorite

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:07:03 2019 No.12331754 >>12331740 Tripfag troll that managed to get himself permabanned after pretending to eat an endangered species (sea turtle eggs).

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:10:59 2019 No.12331773 >>12331748 I think I just crashed warosu by posting this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:16:04 2019 No.12331801 >>12331747 >ywn have a qt3.1415 cast iron soyboy bf of your own to force on hormones ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:18:17 2019 No.12331816 >>12331752 Sleepytime Chicken wasn't dinotendies.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:26:35 2019 No.12331850 >>12331600 But anon I am allergic to eggs please impale a fruit onto the handle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:39:24 2019 No.12331895 F

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:19:52 2019 No.12333901 File: 81 KB, 199x272, 1515975905822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:22:16 2019 No.12333910 >>12331592 The other day I grilled burgers on a chunk of grate I found in the woods and had been exposed to the elements for at least a year.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:23:06 2019 No.12333912 >>12331600 OP cook other things in it too, like the Reddit chili

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:25:52 2019 No.12333918 >>12331600 Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:30:28 2019 No.12333933 >>12331740 His youtube channel is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:54:23 2019 No.12334043 File: 376 KB, 1024x676, 1524068064522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 >>12331592

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:14:44 2019 No.12334140 You spent 200 more dollars on a pan than you should have for some asshole to cook flaxseed oil in your pan. You know that right?

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:31:57 2019 No.12334211 File: 116 KB, 667x460, anonomobile_dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331592

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:44:49 2019 No.12334268 File: 227 KB, 331x299, 1551239992259.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 top kek you can't even crack an egg properly >>12331684 C O P E

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:49:47 2019 No.12334287 >>12331592 Why not get a Stargazer if you want to overspend for Cast Iron?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:51:08 2019 No.12334290 jealous of your bank account

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:52:37 2019 No.12334297 >>12331705 That's a good looking animal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:59:32 2019 No.12334330 File: 491 KB, 255x235, 1556937333704.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331592 Another person fell victim to /ck/ memes

Anonymous Thu May 16 15:06:04 2019 No.12334359
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>>12331592
imagine being such an enormous faggot you'd buy a $230 pan that works exactly the same as a $20 lodge skillet.
>artisan hipster skillet
>vermin animal in house
>paying extra for a handle that comes out of the oven at 400
>thinking others would be envious

SOYBOY DETECTED

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:18:35 2019 No.12334628 >>12331600 based retarded faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:24:55 2019 No.12334657 >>12334297 It is an african immigrant that carries toxo.

Anonymous Thu May 16 16:28:35 2019 No.12334675
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>>12334297
Thanks hes quite the based cat. A little autistic and too friendly, other cats hate him but hes twice their size so they cant really do anything beyond hissing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:32:43 2019 No.12334697 >>12334675 Vulgar display of Paw-er haha Because it's a cat? Get it?

Anonymous Thu May 16 16:33:44 2019 No.12334705
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>>12334359
>my unpolished pan that looks like my grandmother's could do all the same jobs
He's not the soyboy. Faggots clinging to their renfaire-quality iron pans instead of using modern technology are the sad losers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:33:50 2019 No.12334706 >>12334697 Youre gonna think Im being ironic, but I read your post and shot sparkling water out of my nose. Now my sinus burns fierce and my shirts a mess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:26:00 2019 No.12335345 >>12331603 yeah for real.... when trailer trash meets faux riche

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:27:22 2019 No.12335350 >>12331592 You walk around with a jacket in your house? >Never going to make it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:29:46 2019 No.12335359 >>12335350 not him but > what is a house coat

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:34:03 2019 No.12335606 >>12331592 That looks cool, but what the fuck man they're $20

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:37:11 2019 No.12335615 >>12331600 You just can't be this retarded, it's impossible

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:37:28 2019 No.12335617 >>12331592 No thats mad retarded.

Anonymous Thu May 16 20:42:37 2019 No.12335640
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>>12335606
Lodge fags really have the blinders on with surgical staples don't they? Those pans are pieces of shit. They just molded them and through them in packaging like they were a McDonald's toy. Look at the damned surface.

And before someone corrects me about forging, whatever. Just compare the fucking images. Unless you spend a couple days in your garage with some expensive tools I hope you have grinding them down to a workable surface, then seasoning them, they're shit compared to OP's pan, or compared to an older pan.

Anonymous Thu May 16 20:48:11 2019 No.12335667

>>12335640
>a couple days in your garage with some expensive tools I hope you have grinding them down to a workable surface
10 minutes with a flap wheel. A drill works fine if you don't have an angle grinder. If you don't have a power drill, you're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 21:57:50 2019 No.12335918 File: 434 KB, 578x396, 1556882660482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12334359

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:00:06 2019 No.12335927 >>12331592 I don't buy Made in USA, too much risk of supporting MAGAtards The last 4 pans I bought were made in France

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:01:51 2019 No.12335938 >>12335667 Even then you don't need to grind the surface down unless you want to. My cast iron is non stick enough and I left it bumpy.

Anonymous Thu May 16 22:04:35 2019 No.12335957

>>12331600
>>12331612
>>12331608
>>12331684
Besides the slop all over
Carelessly flop silicone spatula on cooktop
paper plate
You fucked those eggs up dumbass, just admit it
>oh I like broken eggs now
Those are probably the 1st 2 eggs you ever broke in your life and it shows.

You are a fucking mess, wash your balls

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:07:24 2019 No.12335973 File: 1.00 MB, 3264x1836, 20190430_204705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12334675 You have a big fluff on your hands. Watch out, they're vicious.

Anonymous Thu May 16 22:10:28 2019 No.12335992

>>12334705
You can adjust the range and bandwidth of the IR camera to make it look like that.

This is one of the last scams left, the IR scam, because so few people have used a true IR camera.

For example:
Black = 399.5 F
White Hot = 400.5 F

We have no idea other than the text which doesn't reflect my experience with pans.

That said I like my modern, sorta thickish, stamped steel pans, they're an essential part of the arsenal.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:33:57 2019 No.12336105 >flaxseed oil Which is incredible considering that exacerbates higher levels of estrogen than soy by three and a half times. And OP lives in oregon at that. Jesus. Shit writes itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:41:01 2019 No.12336140 File: 1.22 MB, 973x884, 152e6w.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I AM SKRILLO

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:41:41 2019 No.12336146 >>12336105 >higher levels of estrogen than soy by three and a half times Imagine being this illiterate

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:47:21 2019 No.12336174 >>12331592 Fucking doorstopper looking ass handle

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 03:39:46 2019 No.12337000 >>12331600 Those eggs are fucking swimming in oil. You fry eggs, you dont deep fry them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 03:51:03 2019 No.12337015 File: 1.58 MB, 400x300, Even Skeletor Is Done.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12335667 >with just 10 minutes and a flap wheel, with a drill, you can make raw lodge iron surface smooth I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 04:02:51 2019 No.12337032 lmao scammed

Anonymous Fri May 17 05:41:23 2019 No.12337162
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>>12331600
every day we stray further from gods light
>>12335640
the surface is like that because it makes it easier for the seasoning to adhere. You could buy a 20 lodge and a sander and spend the time to resurface/season the bottom and it would still be cheaper.

Or just go buy an old griswald or something

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 05:48:37 2019 No.12337175 >>12335992 He says he coated the pans in black spray paint so chances are emissivity is tuned to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 06:37:22 2019 No.12337284 File: 474 KB, 569x768, 1538686839763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12334330 I fell for the air fryer meme

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 06:57:36 2019 No.12337305 >>12337284 >when you fully activate your sweet potato

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 06:59:35 2019 No.12337310 File: 36 KB, 720x492, flavortown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 >230 dolla Demoman Pan >cant cook eggs you could do scrambled eggs instead and save yourself from the embarrasment

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 07:00:09 2019 No.12337314 >>12334330 I bought a sous vide device, a cast iron pan, and aaardvark. Fuck this place.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 07:46:24 2019 No.12337384 File: 85 KB, 250x295, DF01C96C-62FE-4FF0-8ADC-61F4C5DB6C0A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12337310 Should have just bought a ham shank instead. Eat ham, pan people.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 08:14:15 2019 No.12337450 >>12331600 Great troll OP

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 08:18:11 2019 No.12337458 >>12331716 Goddamn it Joe

Anonymous Fri May 17 14:32:26 2019 No.12338539
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>>12334287
Not overspendy enough, probably.

>>12331592
Just bought an $8 cast iron pan. Pre-seasoned with generic cooking oil. Made by machine in The People’s Republic of China. You guys jelly?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:34:39 2019 No.12338545 >>12337000 I mean op is definitely autistic but basting an egg in oil is actually delicious... Look up what Kenji Lopez alt does

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:40:31 2019 No.12338556 File: 1.75 MB, 3264x2448, AE77ED4E-CCE5-421F-9276-56B5CFA45C33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12338539 Look how well it cooks!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:40:54 2019 No.12338559 >>12331592 >My pan-shaped chunk of iron costs 15x more than your pan-shaped chunk of iron Is it 15x better, disposable-income-kun?

Anonymous Fri May 17 14:47:22 2019 No.12338576
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>>12337162
>the surface is like that because it makes it easier for the seasoning to adhere
Yet if you used and oiled the pan, a smooth surface would be more non-stick, and eventually season. You just fell for a con that makes them cheaper to manufacture. This isn't the old west anymore.

>>12338556
You're supposed to saute an omelette, not pan-fry it. This is what I can't stand about cast-iron fags, most of you can't cook and think it's non-stick because you deep-fry everything in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:51:20 2019 No.12338585 >>12338559 It’s almost 30x more expensive than my own pan-shaped chunk of iron. Too bad OP can’t cook worth a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:53:37 2019 No.12338594 >>12334705 not nearly as sophisticated as Soup Cylinders

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:55:01 2019 No.12338598 >>12331592 i see you got the "ribbed for your pleasure" model, are you gonna show us pictures of you shoving the handle up your ass or not?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:56:44 2019 No.12338607 >>12338576 You sound upset

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:00:44 2019 No.12338625 >>12338607 My jimmies are unrustleable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:11:57 2019 No.12338662 File: 60 KB, 594x594, 5110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pour moi, c'est la tôle d'acier

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:20:43 2019 No.12338681 >>12338576 >You're supposed to saute an omelette Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:21:00 2019 No.12338683 >>12335927 >Oregon >MAGAtards Are liberals really this stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:27:31 2019 No.12338709 >>12338683 Outside of pdx Oregon is red as fuck. You're the retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:28:54 2019 No.12338714 >>12338683 >>12338709 The ones who know how to work iron are definitely leaning right

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:31:19 2019 No.12338718 >>12338709 >the city that has literally half the population of the whole state >lol Oregon is based and redpilled outside of that, retard

Anonymous Fri May 17 15:35:34 2019 No.12338729

>>12338718
>Oregon is based and redpilled
I never said any such thing. It's a nice state, but it's full of retarded hicks outside a couple cities. And Portland has nowhere near half the population of the state. It's actually a pretty small and comfy city.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:42:16 2019 No.12338741 >>12338729 Lolol Portland is a shithole it’s the worst part of this state

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:45:04 2019 No.12338746 >>12338681 High heat, constantly moving, little oil. What do I win? I like my omelettes like I like my women; thin, fast, stiff, and tan. Not greasy and pale.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:46:47 2019 No.12338750 >>12338746 Nothing because it means to jump, i.e toss; so unless you're tossing your omelettes you're certainly not sautéing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:49:46 2019 No.12338764 >>12338750 You don't flip your fucking omelette?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 15:51:27 2019 No.12338772 >>12338764 No? I've grown to enjoy French-style more so those're what I make.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 16:52:02 2019 No.12338985 File: 315 KB, 3840x2160, 1558062578116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12338746 you like your women stiff?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:21:53 2019 No.12339320 The flaxseed oil meme is a bad meme. Yes, it's a drying oil and it dries hard as fuck. It also dries brittle as fuck. It will come off because of this. Just use lard or Crisco like your ancestors. It worked.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:29:39 2019 No.12340167 >>12338556 Look at how fucking filthy your stove is. Have you never heard of Formula 409? Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:41:20 2019 No.12340239 >>12334297 He will cook up nicely

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:50:54 2019 No.12340295 >>12331592 >$230 My $15 Lodge probably performs close enough to make that worthless.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:56:17 2019 No.12340325 >>12337284 i feel that if you eat this sweet potato you will gain a terrible power but at an equally terrible cost.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:56:35 2019 No.12340327 >>12338683 Oregon is overrun with violent right wing militias, have you even been there?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 05:23:36 2019 No.12341730 >>12331600 What a waste of dubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 05:42:05 2019 No.12341760 >>12331748 Thanks thread belongs on in MOMA

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:25:54 2019 No.12341977 >>12335640 >cast >iron How else are you supposed to make a cast iron pan? Hammer it into shape? It would not longer be iron that has gone through the casting process.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:28:58 2019 No.12341985 >>12331592 >Handcrafted in Oregon.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:06:48 2019 No.12342058 >>12331592 so are you going to make octogonal eggs now?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:09:09 2019 No.12342065 >>12331600 What are you doing man

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:10:34 2019 No.12342073 i like it i wouldn't buy it but if someone gave it to me i would use it

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:26:27 2019 No.12342314 >>12331592 >he fell for the cast iron meme >even worse, he bought expensive zoomer shit How does it feel to be so stupid?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:35:57 2019 No.12342333 >>12338662 rouille après la première utilisation

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:39:40 2019 No.12342349 >>12338556 >cooks egg in non stick pan >put it in cold cast iron for pic

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:42:07 2019 No.12342354 File: 21 KB, 450x450, shopping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i got a beaner garden gnome

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:53:56 2019 No.12342387 >>12331592 Nah man. I mean, sure that you've got that kind of money to burn, but my cheap, second-hand brain basher is doing me just fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 09:59:59 2019 No.12342408 File: 2.37 MB, 2894x4093, e7a7420933631b9b012726070287327a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12338539 >pre-seasoned with gutter oil Yikes, thanks but no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:53:25 2019 No.12342785 >>12342333 ta mère elle rouille

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 11:59:02 2019 No.12342808 >>12331592 >muh cast If you have to season tour pan, you probably shouldn't be using it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:06:44 2019 No.12342838 >>12342785 are they any good tho?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:10:06 2019 No.12342851 >>12331592 $230 for an artisan piece of metal you can't even cook chicken for a family of four with. Meanwhile my $20 Walmart 14-inch just werkz.

>>	lol@tards.com Sat May 18 12:15:53 2019 No.12342870 so other than looking cooler whats it do that a sanded properly seasoned lodge wont? I buy my stuff to use

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 12:49:51 2019 No.12343002 >>12335640 There is literally nothing wrong with lodge pans for most cooking and you obviously lack the skill to utilize the expensive pans.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:13:05 2019 No.12343117 >>12331592 what do you mean pre-seasoned with flaxseed oil? how can iron hold oil in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:15:03 2019 No.12343132 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:26:06 2019 No.12343194 >>12342870 OP here. I would like to know this as well

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:29:47 2019 No.12343432 >>12331600 This is pathetic.

Anonymous Sat May 18 14:34:33 2019 No.12343454

>>12334705
You use cast iron for heat retention, not even heat. That's why many recipes call for the cast iron pan to be pre-heated in oven not on the stove. If the test was "how much does the pan temperature drop when you drop a cold steak on it," cast iron would be the best performer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:40:19 2019 No.12343476 >>12334359 underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:06:17 2019 No.12343560 >>12342838 I've worked (dish pit) in a mid-to-high end restaurant that was absurdly well reviewed and that's what all the cooks used, I think it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:08:47 2019 No.12343568 >>12342838 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 15:16:13 2019 No.12343591 >>12331600 Theres guys like you for everything. Purchasing expensive equipment trying to hide your lack of skill

Anonymous Sat May 18 15:33:05 2019 No.12343678

>>12343454
That's only an inherent quality due to thickness though. You can buy not-cast-iron pans with similar wall thickness, I personally would prefer a 1/4 inch thick non stick pan.

With that said, nothing beats a cast-iron seared oven finished steak.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:01:07 2019 No.12344016 File: 55 KB, 476x1024, 1531604379988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 OH NO NO NO NOOO NOO

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:11:42 2019 No.12344046 >>12338662 De Buyer über alles.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:16:04 2019 No.12344056 File: 373 KB, 533x400, fried_eggs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12337000 Deep fried eggs are ok tho. OP is just a turbopleb.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Sat May 18 17:16:54 2019 No.12344058 File: 150 KB, 600x440, 1254008698912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:19:01 2019 No.12344069 File: 77 KB, 550x436, scrambled_egg_v_omelette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12338746 omelette =! scrambled egg fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:33:35 2019 No.12344140 >>12331721 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:37:11 2019 No.12344155 The only good expensive cast iron skillet is a flat Griswold.

Anonymous Sat May 18 17:42:11 2019 No.12344170
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>>12331592
even as a cast iron freak, i couldn't go with finex unless i saw it super reduced at a marshalls and even then, as oyhers have pointed out, it looks like a bitch to clean.

Pic related, the "fancy" cast iron i got at Marshall's, usually priced around the price of yours and i got it for $30. Still had to think about it but now i dont regret it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 17:44:48 2019 No.12344181 File: 27 KB, 329x426, eggies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 20:34:04 2019 No.12345029 >>12331684 >Don’t pretend like you know my preferences Men no doubt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:34:46 2019 No.12345534 >>12343560 >>12343568 Neat, there's a stack of 4 of these for $40 on classifieds, going to pick them up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 22:54:43 2019 No.12345609 File: 82 KB, 1024x732, AE4D85CD-50C7-4B17-B49E-99C9280AEE94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 23:11:42 2019 No.12345686 I had a cast iron pan that i seasoned via directions on google yet my eggs always stuck to it even using oil/butter so i threw that shit in the trash.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 23:24:04 2019 No.12345744 >>12331600 Joe fucking rogan

Anonymous Sat May 18 23:39:46 2019 No.12345833

>>12331603
Not him, but I admit I use paper plates a lot in my kitchen. I keep a stack on top the fridge. Sometimes you just need a temporary surface to set something down on that you don't want to clean later, and paper towels don't always work. When I have to do all my dishes afterwards, saving 2 or 3 plates or a cutting board from needing to be cleaned is just fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 00:46:21 2019 No.12346033 >>12331592 >he didn't cast his own pan, season it with oil he pressed himself, and christen it with the bacon of a boar he speared in the black forest Sad!

Anonymous Sun May 19 01:18:49 2019 No.12346124

OP got ripped off, you can find some damn good Lodge brand cast irons with freaking self-basting lids for a third of the price. I got a nice one for 30 bucks. I'll pull out the phone for pic.

I'm jelly a little because I don't have that kind of money to burn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 01:21:13 2019 No.12346129 >>12345686 Cook your eggs on lower heat, idiot. It's not Teflon, it's not gonna protect you from cooking poorly. Let the pan get hot and put enough butter and let it melt before you put your eggs in. /ck/ - don't be like this subgenius.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 02:06:21 2019 No.12346245 >>12338772 You are truly retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 03:14:48 2019 No.12346465 >>12344170 That handle looks gay as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:34:03 2019 No.12346885 >>12346245 Please elaborate. Sautéing has nothing to do with anything but the tossing action, french omelettes are folded and never flipped like a diner-style omelette.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:46:51 2019 No.12346904 >>12346885 Actually, folded's a poor choice since that's what diner-style omelettes are, French omelettes are rolled more than anything, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 06:58:16 2019 No.12346920 You could have just taken an orbital sander to a lodge and saved yourself 215 dollars at the expense of 10 minutes of your own time.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 07:16:08 2019 No.12346954 >>12331600 10/10 troll, well done sir

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 07:23:29 2019 No.12346967 File: 25 KB, 607x480, 1285040190716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 07:31:27 2019 No.12346988 >>12331721 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:11:25 2019 No.12347077 File: 300 KB, 1045x699, the-heddels-home-gift-guide-2017-3-nest-homeware-9-cast-iron-frying-pan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12346465 Cant agree

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:22:07 2019 No.12347114 >>12331600 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:36:13 2019 No.12347142 >>12347077 looks uncomfortable to me

Anonymous Sun May 19 08:42:00 2019 No.12347158

>>12347142
Not really, feels ergonomical, its got good length, its got a slight arch that's feels good on the grip and the stick "knobs" and surface add to the grip. But its all moot since i most often grab the handle with a towel. I'll say this, even with the towel, it feels like it will slip out of my hand with less ease than a traditional handle like those on a lodge or butterpat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:42:47 2019 No.12347161 >>12331592 Why are you gay It will do exactly the same as any other cast iron skillets

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:48:20 2019 No.12347178 >>12331600 Finna bouta say tha n-word rn

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 08:56:53 2019 No.12347198 >>12331592 The base of it looks more nonstick than most. It looks like it was polished as well as the olden days versions.

Anonymous Sun May 19 09:00:31 2019 No.12347203
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>>12347178
If he doesn't like runny yolks then he doesn't like runny yolks. I prefer cooked yolks myself. Imagine being so autistic that you throw a hissy fit because someone else likes their eggs different to how you do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:07:20 2019 No.12347218 >>12347203 Hi OP! Just so you know, butchered eggs =/= cooked yolks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:22:11 2019 No.12347241 >>12347203 Shut up faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:22:25 2019 No.12347244 >>12347203 As other guy said, OP, cooked =/= butchered. Chill out, you'll eventually get there, just keep learning.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 09:46:17 2019 No.12347304 File: 122 KB, 882x624, replyall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12347203

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:25:51 2019 No.12347415 >>12347203 The 1/2 inch of oil that the eggs are floating on may have something to do with all the replies as well

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 10:36:48 2019 No.12347463 >>12331592 >$230 for a pan that still has machining marks Do us a favor and neck yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:20:26 2019 No.12347607 File: 131 KB, 568x640, 1550817861539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:28:22 2019 No.12347632 File: 71 KB, 600x536, 1548729192474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12347203 >acting like it's all just about the yolks

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 11:54:48 2019 No.12347724 >>12346033 >he didnt grow his own forest

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 12:40:39 2019 No.12347771 >>12347607 rip

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:10:54 2019 No.12348171 >>12343678 Erm which stainless steel pans are that thick?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:19:09 2019 No.12348201 >>12337000 Deep fried eggs in olive oil is delicious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHNPOl7vCyI

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 14:49:38 2019 No.12348359 >>12347077 haha looks like a Halloween prop

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 18:41:10 2019 No.12349390 File: 42 KB, 499x268, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 19:10:56 2019 No.12349528 >>12331592 >jelly Not really. I prefer a skillet I can put a lid on when needed.. or does yours come with an octagonal one?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 19:17:48 2019 No.12349561 >>12347203 If you don't like yolks then make an omelette nigga.

Anonymous Sun May 19 19:17:55 2019 No.12349562
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>>12347203
>buys a $230 pan for no reason
>brags about it on 4channel's /ck/
>posts epic cooking in it
>food on the stove and on the rim of the pan
>eggs in 3 gallons of oil
>trying to make fried eggs by scrambling them
>spatula has mayonnaise or something on the handle
>spatula has wet eggs on it which is resting on the bare cook top
>spatula isn't even for frying it's for baking
>it's also some cheap ass walmart spatula despite dropping $230 on a pan
>eating off paper plates after buying a $230 pan
>"guys stop making fun of his non-runny yolks"

Anonymous Sun May 19 19:26:26 2019 No.12349611

>>12349562
> >>12347203
> >buys a $230 pan for no reason
> >brags about it on 4channel's /ck/
> >posts epic cooking in it
> >food on the stove and on the rim of the pan
> >eggs in 3 gallons of oil
> >trying to make fried eggs by scrambling them
> >spatula has mayonnaise or something on the handle
> >spatula has wet eggs on it which is resting on the bare cook top
> >spatula isn't even for frying it's for baking
> >it's also some cheap ass walmart spatula despite dropping $230 on a pan
> >eating off paper plates after buying a $230 pan
> >"guys stop making fun of his non-runny yolks"
based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 19:36:06 2019 No.12349653 >>12331592 Way too small for that price. I also don't like the grip.

Anonymous Sun May 19 19:58:19 2019 No.12349770

alright /ck/ help me out quick here. I like eggs but I prefer them either scrambled or "fried" like OP here (but with little to not fat/oil). I'm fine with broken yolks and prefer it. I cook them on a sandwich grill and that's good enough for me.
I'm okay, right? I'm not pretending to be pretentious or make art house food, I can barely use my hands.

Please tell me you're not bullying someone because they cracked the yolks when I can hardly get by preparing any food thanks to broken hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 19:59:56 2019 No.12349777 >>12331684 >Somepeople prefer cooked yolks I just posted but I love cooked yolks. Any type of runny yolks make me want to hard vomit. Can't stand hard boiled eggs though, something about the whites put me off. Only the cooked yolk is tolerable.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:01:30 2019 No.12349783 Not liking runny yolks makes you a big fucking baby. It's nothing to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:03:08 2019 No.12349793 >>12349653 This. You can literally buy a whole fucking vat of non-runny yolks for that price.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:07:20 2019 No.12349811 File: 11 KB, 425x234, 51wqwnhnXXL._SX425_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12349770 ciekawe jajko

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:08:16 2019 No.12349818 >>12349777 Such a finicky baby jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:09:46 2019 No.12349826 File: 19 KB, 592x493, Penis-Shaped-Egg-Mold1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmm this one is for you, opie. Delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:10:32 2019 No.12349832 File: 39 KB, 500x375, practical_yolks_009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUDDENLY. YOLKS. THOUSANDS OF THEM.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:18:43 2019 No.12349870 >>12349770 How'd you break your hands anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:19:34 2019 No.12349877 File: 387 KB, 1200x900, 1527422130651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12349770 >I'm not pretending to be pretentious Aha, you're saying you're actually pretentious. Anons, bully this guy!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:23:13 2019 No.12349892 >>12349870 He was trying to break the yolks and instead the yolks broke his hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:29:20 2019 No.12349922 File: 58 KB, 490x268, 1539499362481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:35:57 2019 No.12349954 File: 118 KB, 678x655, 1547454022145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331592 >octagonal shape >"patented multipour design" ...very artisanal

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:38:11 2019 No.12349963 >>12331592 P.S. OP you overpaid. that pan is sold online for 165,-

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:46:13 2019 No.12349989 >>12331674 That pic is relevant because OP is made it a dog's breakfast. >>12337284 You need to make that into a meme about BBQ steaks over sweet potato coals. That sweet potato could be heat a plate for ages.

Anonymous Sun May 19 20:50:06 2019 No.12350008

>>12349892
this

>>12349870
>How'd you break your hands anon?
Shit genetics. I've been dislocating and fracturing my hands (and more) my whole life. A lifetime of sports and army fucked me up bad without me knowing for years. I got an x-ray about 10 years ago after I'd dislocated my shoulder in the army and I was diagnosed with EDS. All the pain in my hands and knees that had been getting worse was me pushing my body past it's limits. I got discharged shortly after they confirmed my heart was fucked too.
I find it hard to hold a knife and cook nowadays. Not even allowed to drive a car anymore. Sucks.

>>12349877
>Aha, you're saying you're actually pretentious.
I guess I am Gunny.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 20:52:30 2019 No.12350023 >>12349954 >multipour It would be shit for sliding anything fragile out, you'd never get an omelette out without it folding and sticking to itself or something. Even pancakes would be kind of a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 21:03:44 2019 No.12350073 What is it about people who are such childishly picky eaters that runny eggs are "icky" to them and their love of needlessly expensive cookware? These things seem to go hand in hand somehow, but I don't quite understand why. Someone enlighten me.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 22:50:24 2019 No.12350566 File: 30 KB, 500x500, 500full-igor-bogdanoff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12350008 Bogdanoff, he's cooking eggs, should we activate the yolk breaking beam? >He's cooking eggs? Activate it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 22:51:49 2019 No.12350572 >>12349954 Wtf? I hate your granny's antique cast iron skillet now.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 22:53:34 2019 No.12350580 >>12349611 >> >spatula has mayonnaise or something on the handle Pretty sure that''s some type of grease like lard, but probably Crisco kek

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 22:55:09 2019 No.12350591 >>12331592 I got a $20 cast iron Lodge pan that can preseasoned from the factory choke on that sonny jim

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 22:56:23 2019 No.12350596 File: 94 KB, 750x750, Kitchen-Egg-Tool-Handheld-Manual-Egg-Breaker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12350566 OH NO NO NO NO HE ACTIVATED THE ANTI YOLK BREAKING APPARATUS SHUT IT DOWN ABORT ABORT

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 22:59:01 2019 No.12350613 File: 44 KB, 851x479, DZQ0i4ZWAAEo3vg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12350596 >activate the time line shift, then activate the handheld egg breaker tool recall.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 23:28:11 2019 No.12350728 >>12348359 So, cool?

Anonymous Sun May 19 23:53:03 2019 No.12350816
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>>	Anonymous Sun May 19 23:53:17 2019 No.12350818 File: 4 KB, 124x124, fezzo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12347203 >imagine being so autistic that you throw a hissy fit >replies to 40 different posters in one single post what did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 00:35:13 2019 No.12350996 File: 108 KB, 564x542, 1558141366631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:07:53 2019 No.12351459 >>12331600 Wow, and I thought I was retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:11:12 2019 No.12351464 I'm trying to imagine what it might be like to have all of 4channel laughing at me but I can't. I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself. At least he didn't delete the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:13:51 2019 No.12351472 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:16:17 2019 No.12351478 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:20:43 2019 No.12351490 >>12351464 He even tried to fight back: >>12347203 He can't buy untensils or cook eggs for shit, but he has some balls, gotta give him that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:33:47 2019 No.12351530 File: 146 KB, 960x758, 52EB4CC5-CF5A-4A0D-9E83-C611ADE7151D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 /ck/ poster can’t cook. Wow this is so surprising. A thread died for this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:37:09 2019 No.12351539 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:40:21 2019 No.12351545 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 04:34:43 2019 No.12351682 File: 99 KB, 500x522, IMG_20170716_125914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 Holy shit dude I never browse /ck/ anymore, thank you so much for this hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 04:35:27 2019 No.12351685 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 04:35:37 2019 No.12351686 File: 80 KB, 911x1024, 1556671018698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12350818 Imagine being so autistic that you don't understand what that means

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 04:38:04 2019 No.12351695 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap.

Anonymous Mon May 20 04:40:12 2019 No.12351703

Also, you absolute fucking chimps, go to fucking Walmart and buy a $14 lodge 12 inch cast iron and fucking USE it and it will outlive you. Jesus christ. Artisanal cast iron multi pour bullshit. There's little 5 foot Asian women cooking on the street in Thailand with burnt up fingers and no running water that cook you under the table with hand me down cast iron and pot steel. Just buy the tool, get comfortable with it, and treat it with respect.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 04:40:46 2019 No.12351704 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:21:43 2019 No.12351827 >>12335957 I unironically enjoy breaking the yolk and cooking the eggs hard. Runny yolks are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:23:05 2019 No.12351832 >>12351827 If you don't like extra runny scrambled eggs then there is something seriously wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:32:33 2019 No.12351848 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:34:33 2019 No.12351852 >>12351832 I enjoy moist scrambled eggs. Too many bitches cook their scrambled eggs to death.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:35:38 2019 No.12351855 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:41:47 2019 No.12351873 >>12331600 Screw me in the steel cap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:42:07 2019 No.12351875 >>12331600 Put me in the screencap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 05:42:44 2019 No.12351880 >>12331600 Screw me in the peencap.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 10:08:18 2019 No.12352540 >>12351703 Only poor people buy that garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 11:05:30 2019 No.12352780 >>12351832 As long as it's not slimy anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 11:33:59 2019 No.12352886 File: 92 KB, 251x242, 1555867342456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 Holy shit you fucking pinhead

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 11:36:31 2019 No.12352895 File: 69 KB, 500x485, 1554680748750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 14:51:20 2019 No.12353844 File: 73 KB, 1280x578, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 You incompetent bastard. You absolute buffoon. How do you fuck this up? You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 14:55:36 2019 No.12353873 >>12331600 >buys $200+ pan >cooks like a five year old Do you have a mental disorder?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:10:31 2019 No.12353968 >>12331684 Somepeople prefer anal sex, it's not areason to show it on a cooking board

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:10:48 2019 No.12353972 File: 1.98 MB, 250x187, 1555964122126.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:16:48 2019 No.12354014 File: 490 KB, 620x555, hank goes berserk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 >5 garillion image macros later. holy shit!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:20:51 2019 No.12354031 >>12331600 >when people beg to be put in the screencap OR YOU COULD JUST ACTUALLY BE FUNNY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:21:32 2019 No.12354041 File: 1.28 MB, 500x250, bhuuu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12347203

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:30:27 2019 No.12354097 >>12345833 you're an absolute degenerate

Anonymous Mon May 20 15:34:57 2019 No.12354118

>>12331592
Nah, I picked up a 60 year old cast iron for $5 at my local Christian thrift store and used about $100 worth of Klingspor DA pads at work to make the cooking surface flat and smooth as glass. Then I seasoned a few times with peanut oil just in case some genetic mistake is accidentally invited over to dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:35:41 2019 No.12354127 >>12331600 What.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:37:38 2019 No.12354138 >>12331600 > all that fucking butter Enjoy your heart attack

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 15:44:17 2019 No.12354167 >>12335667 >a flap wheel >flat You would be fired from my metal shop on the first day. I used a 3M palm DA, ~50 pads, and about 5 hours of 10 hour shift to polish mine to perfection. The Klingspor pads I used are $1.81 each.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 17:00:39 2019 No.12354530 >>12337314 a simple lodge cast iron pan is a good thing dummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 17:23:51 2019 No.12354639 File: 75 KB, 604x453, 7uyhj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:14:27 2019 No.12354871 So what is a good brand of cast iron pan?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:15:12 2019 No.12354881 >>12354871 It's literally a hunk of pot metal.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:17:23 2019 No.12354891 File: 11 KB, 261x244, 1547719007589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12334359

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:17:24 2019 No.12354892 >>12354871 griswold

Anonymous Mon May 20 18:25:01 2019 No.12354940

Okay, so what is a cast iron pan good for cooking? I received an all-cast stainless steel pan as a gift (surprise surprise it's all stained to shit). I have teflon pans, but according to /ck/ those apparently aren't healthy?

What's a good pan for making eggs and stir fir?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:27:03 2019 No.12354949 File: 56 KB, 600x767, how-to-season-wok-24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12354940 Wok but you have to season them just like cast iron

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:27:44 2019 No.12354952 >>12354940 they excel at heat retention so they do things like frying or searing well compared to thinner pans

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:31:55 2019 No.12354970 >>12354952 I'm not complex enough to anything about searing. I just want to make eggs in a way where I don't have to give a fuck about clean-up and won't ruin a pan. I'm a clean my pots and pans and such once every two weeks kinda guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:32:57 2019 No.12354974 >>12354949 What do you mean season them?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:33:34 2019 No.12354980 >>12354974 heat oil on them so they become non-stick

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:36:22 2019 No.12354994 >>12354970 doubt youll ruin a cast iron unless you either leave water in it and it rusts badly or try making some sort of tomato sauce in it and removing the seasoning

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:50:12 2019 No.12355067 >>12352540 Only idiots pay hundreds more for basically the same performance.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:52:00 2019 No.12355076 >>12355067 The extra cost makes it superior, because high cost acts as a gatekeeper for the poors.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:54:01 2019 No.12355088 >>12355076 That only works if the expensive shit is actually better.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 18:56:42 2019 No.12355099 >>12331600 Fuvk I'm glad threads dont die in a day so I can see this horrible feat of cooking. I hope in the past 5 days op became the egg fort guy and cooked as many as possible

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 19:04:34 2019 No.12355143 >>12355099 Nice dubs Also, you had 5 days OP. Post your eggs again.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 20:49:19 2019 No.12355654 File: 1.39 MB, 1365x983, heghorg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A little actually, ya. All my cookware is shit because I'm poor but I try really hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 21:01:34 2019 No.12355723 File: 412 KB, 750x742, 7B30B967-6404-4579-BDFE-150D40F738BF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600 Go fuck yourself, you maniac. I hope you get fucked to death by a horse. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 23:41:25 2019 No.12356562 >>12347607 Good night sweet prince.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 05:45:58 2019 No.12357682 >>12331600 Psychopath

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 06:00:57 2019 No.12357732 >>12331600 why is there soap in the pan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 06:04:10 2019 No.12357738 >>12331600 PUT ME IN THE EBIN SCREENSHOT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 06:43:47 2019 No.12357835 >>12331600 $230 for a pan and you fry eggs in $3 pan quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 06:47:17 2019 No.12357847 explain what >>12331600 did wrong please

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 06:48:03 2019 No.12357850 >>12357847 Have you fried an egg before?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 08:58:16 2019 No.12358177 File: 7 KB, 229x240, 1210923626872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331600

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 10:53:23 2019 No.12358505 >>12331600 Put me in coach, im ready to play.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:02:39 2019 No.12358538 >>12338556 clean your stove anon.. have some self respect

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:03:43 2019 No.12358542 >>12342408 >china made cast iron Beyond gutter oil I would be worried about other metal contaminants.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:04:28 2019 No.12358545 >>12331592 Qt octagonal shape dude

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:06:30 2019 No.12358557 >>12331592 Magic mirror in my hand, is op the biggest faggot in the site?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:29:17 2019 No.12358625 >>12331592 was it handcrafted out of a stopsign

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:36:11 2019 No.12358647 >>12331592 >$230 cast iron ok but why

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:51:29 2019 No.12358696 >>12331592 where are your sleeve tattoos?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 11:53:27 2019 No.12358703 >>12357850 Not an argument.

Anonymous Tue May 21 13:12:41 2019 No.12358976

>>12335640
>Unless you spend a couple days in your garage with some expensive tools I hope you have grinding them down to a workable surface, then seasoning them, they're shit compared to OP's pan, or compared to an older pan.
Literally not necessary. Your great-grandparents' pans were ugly pieces of shit until they got used for a generation. Why are CI hipsters like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 13:15:19 2019 No.12358991 >>12338545 >Kenji Lopez >Kenji Lopez >Kenji Lopez Why are people so obsessed with this spic?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 13:16:05 2019 No.12358997 >>12338729 >And Portland has nowhere near half the population of the state. It's actually a pretty small and comfy city. Shut up faggot. I live in Portland and it's a brown shithole.

Anonymous Tue May 21 13:24:32 2019 No.12359037

>>12354940
Spatchcocked chickens, steak, pizza, cookies. Once you've built up a good seasoning and maintain it you can cook really anything that isn't highly acidic (unless it's enameled like a Le Creuset). Eggs will require some amount of oil no matter what.

Anonymous Tue May 21 15:56:19 2019 No.12359660
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Senpai-tachi, cross-poster here.
Came to ask about cast iron pans since my shitty tefal started flaking.
Is it a good idea for someone who cooks an omelette once a week to get one, keeping in mind that I find cleaning my shit very tedious?

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