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Just bought a $230 cast iron pan. Pre-seasoned with flaxseed oil. Handcrafted in Oregon. You guys jelly?

>> No.12331594

>>12331592
Looks dope dude, put a fruit in it so we know its real

>> No.12331596

>>12331592
Why don't you just cook your money in it too?

>> No.12331598

Wow. When did they start selling Game of Thrones-themed pans?

>> No.12331599

>>12331592
an octogon from oregon haha

>> No.12331600
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>>12331594
making eggs instead

>> No.12331603

>>12331600
>buys $230 pan
>still doesn't have the dignity or self-respect to not use paper plates
this generation is truly lost

>> No.12331605

>>12331592
>heavy as fuck
>uncomfortable handle
i guess their going for heat dissipation, but that looks like it would make it uncomfortable to weild

>> No.12331608

>>12331600
What the fuck did you do to those eggs

>> No.12331612

>>12331600
>Buys a beautiful $230
>Doesn't know how to cook
Lol

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>>12331600

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>>12331600
>Can't even fry and egg
Never gonna make it

>> No.12331628

>>12331592
>$230 pan
>You guys jelly?

sure bro, I am super jealous of you and your lifestyle

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>>12331592
Nope as that retarded handle is going to be a bitch to actually clean the inside of and will fall off after two years you got memed

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>>12331600
What the fuck

>> No.12331649

>>12331600
Saved for future cringe thread :)

>> No.12331667

>>12331592
Nigga its a piece of iron

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>>12331600

>> No.12331682

>>12331600
nice spatula

>> No.12331684

>>12331608
>>12331624
Somepeople prefer cooked yolks, queerlord.
Don’t pretend like you know my preferences.

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>>12331600
>broken yolks
>a pastry spatula for eggs
yikes bro, that's pretty cringe...

>> No.12331701

>>12331684
>Somepeople prefer cooked yolks, queerlord.
People with bad taste, sure.

>> No.12331703

>>12331684
You dont need to break the yolks to cook them, retard

>> No.12331705
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Bro you posted cringe!!

You will lose subscriber!!

>> No.12331708

>>12331684
Do you prefer broken yolks, burnt milk fat all over those whites? That shits looks like you threw an egg in the pan lol, like shit nigga a good looking egg is brainlet tier cooking nigga wtf
Learn to cook

>> No.12331714

Why is other people's misfortune so humorous?

>> No.12331716

>>12331600
#healthyasfuck

>> No.12331718

>>12331714
Because it's nice when it's not happening to you

>> No.12331721
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>>12331684
>Don’t pretend like you know my preferences.
Mangled in half an inch of oil is how I ask for them.

Throw two eggs at the pan like a little league pitcher. Pull out the shells. Dump in a cup of oil. Kick up the heat. Fry with a pastry spatula. Defend your shit online.

>> No.12331722

>>12331716
He know how to keep his man.

>> No.12331723

>>12331600
Okay, this is an amazing troll

>> No.12331727

>>12331723
Is this dinotendies in disguise?

>> No.12331728

>>12331605
I just use a pot holder on my eerie pa cast iron

>> No.12331735

>>12331592
Enjoy it disintegrating the moment a tomato enters the room. Maybe you'll learn your lesson and go stainless next time.

>> No.12331740

>>12331727
Im new ck. Care to share?

>> No.12331747

>>12331592
>seasoned with flaxseed oil.

Too poor to get HRT? Enjoy the breasts, OP.

>> No.12331748

>>12331740
I think this must have been the first one, hence dino tendies
>>https://warosu.org/ck/thread/8924791

>> No.12331752

>>12331740
Dinotendies is a user who pops up here from time to time with these amazing troll threads. Hopefully someone else can post some screenshots.

The NyQuil Chicken one is my favorite

>> No.12331754

>>12331740
Tripfag troll that managed to get himself permabanned after pretending to eat an endangered species (sea turtle eggs).

>> No.12331773

>>12331748
I think I just crashed warosu by posting this

>> No.12331801

>>12331747
>ywn have a qt3.1415 cast iron soyboy bf of your own to force on hormones
;_;

>> No.12331816

>>12331752
Sleepytime Chicken wasn't dinotendies.

>> No.12331850

>>12331600
But anon I am allergic to eggs please impale a fruit onto the handle

>> No.12331895

F

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>> No.12333910

>>12331592
The other day I grilled burgers on a chunk of grate I found in the woods and had been exposed to the elements for at least a year.

>> No.12333912

>>12331600
OP cook other things in it too, like the Reddit chili

>> No.12333918

>>12331600
Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing

>> No.12333933

>>12331740
His youtube channel is hilarious.

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>>12331600
>>12331592

>> No.12334140

You spent 200 more dollars on a pan than you should have for some asshole to cook flaxseed oil in your pan. You know that right?

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>>12331600

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>>12331592

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>>12331600
top kek you can't even crack an egg properly
>>12331684
C O P E

>> No.12334287

>>12331592
Why not get a Stargazer if you want to overspend for Cast Iron?

>> No.12334290

jealous of your bank account

>> No.12334297

>>12331705
That's a good looking animal.

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>>12331592
Another person fell victim to /ck/ memes

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>>12331592
imagine being such an enormous faggot you'd buy a $230 pan that works exactly the same as a $20 lodge skillet.
>artisan hipster skillet
>vermin animal in house
>paying extra for a handle that comes out of the oven at 400
>thinking others would be envious

SOYBOY DETECTED

>> No.12334628

>>12331600
based retarded faggot

>> No.12334657

>>12334297
It is an african immigrant that carries toxo.

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>>12334297
Thanks hes quite the based cat. A little autistic and too friendly, other cats hate him but hes twice their size so they cant really do anything beyond hissing.

>> No.12334697

>>12334675
Vulgar display of Paw-er
haha
Because it's a cat? Get it?

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>>12334359
>my unpolished pan that looks like my grandmother's could do all the same jobs
He's not the soyboy. Faggots clinging to their renfaire-quality iron pans instead of using modern technology are the sad losers.

>> No.12334706

>>12334697
Youre gonna think Im being ironic, but I read your post and shot sparkling water out of my nose. Now my sinus burns fierce and my shirts a mess

>> No.12335345

>>12331603
yeah for real.... when trailer trash meets faux riche

>> No.12335350

>>12331592
You walk around with a jacket in your house?
>Never going to make it

>> No.12335359

>>12335350
not him but
> what is a house coat

>> No.12335606

>>12331592
That looks cool, but what the fuck man they're $20

>> No.12335615

>>12331600
You just can't be this retarded, it's impossible

>> No.12335617

>>12331592
No thats mad retarded.

>> No.12335640
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>>12335606
Lodge fags really have the blinders on with surgical staples don't they? Those pans are pieces of shit. They just molded them and through them in packaging like they were a McDonald's toy. Look at the damned surface.

And before someone corrects me about forging, whatever. Just compare the fucking images. Unless you spend a couple days in your garage with some expensive tools I hope you have grinding them down to a workable surface, then seasoning them, they're shit compared to OP's pan, or compared to an older pan.

>> No.12335667

>>12335640
>a couple days in your garage with some expensive tools I hope you have grinding them down to a workable surface
10 minutes with a flap wheel. A drill works fine if you don't have an angle grinder. If you don't have a power drill, you're a retard.

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>>12334359

>> No.12335927

>>12331592
I don't buy Made in USA, too much risk of supporting MAGAtards

The last 4 pans I bought were made in France

>> No.12335938

>>12335667
Even then you don't need to grind the surface down unless you want to. My cast iron is non stick enough and I left it bumpy.

>> No.12335957

>>12331600
>>12331612
>>12331608
>>12331684
Besides the slop all over
Carelessly flop silicone spatula on cooktop
paper plate
You fucked those eggs up dumbass, just admit it
>oh I like broken eggs now
Those are probably the 1st 2 eggs you ever broke in your life and it shows.

You are a fucking mess, wash your balls

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>>12334675
You have a big fluff on your hands. Watch out, they're vicious.

>> No.12335992

>>12334705
You can adjust the range and bandwidth of the IR camera to make it look like that.

This is one of the last scams left, the IR scam, because so few people have used a true IR camera.

For example:
Black = 399.5 F
White Hot = 400.5 F

We have no idea other than the text which doesn't reflect my experience with pans.

That said I like my modern, sorta thickish, stamped steel pans, they're an essential part of the arsenal.

>> No.12336105

>flaxseed oil

Which is incredible considering that exacerbates higher levels of estrogen than soy by three and a half times. And OP lives in oregon at that. Jesus.

Shit writes itself.

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I AM SKRILLO

>> No.12336146

>>12336105
>higher levels of estrogen than soy by three and a half times
Imagine being this illiterate

>> No.12336174

>>12331592
Fucking doorstopper looking ass handle

>> No.12337000

>>12331600
Those eggs are fucking swimming in oil. You fry eggs, you dont deep fry them.

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>>12335667
>with just 10 minutes and a flap wheel, with a drill, you can make raw lodge iron surface smooth
I'm out.

>> No.12337032

lmao scammed

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>>12331600
every day we stray further from gods light
>>12335640
the surface is like that because it makes it easier for the seasoning to adhere. You could buy a 20 lodge and a sander and spend the time to resurface/season the bottom and it would still be cheaper.

Or just go buy an old griswald or something

>> No.12337175

>>12335992
He says he coated the pans in black spray paint so chances are emissivity is tuned to that.

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>>12334330
I fell for the air fryer meme

>> No.12337305

>>12337284
>when you fully activate your sweet potato

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>>12331600
>230 dolla Demoman Pan
>cant cook eggs
you could do scrambled eggs instead and save yourself from the embarrasment

>> No.12337314

>>12334330
I bought a sous vide device, a cast iron pan, and aaardvark.
Fuck this place.

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>>12337310
Should have just bought a ham shank instead. Eat ham, pan people.

>> No.12337450

>>12331600
Great troll OP

>> No.12337458

>>12331716

Goddamn it Joe

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>>12334287
Not overspendy enough, probably.

>>12331592
Just bought an $8 cast iron pan. Pre-seasoned with generic cooking oil. Made by machine in The People’s Republic of China. You guys jelly?

>> No.12338545

>>12337000

I mean op is definitely autistic but basting an egg in oil is actually delicious... Look up what Kenji Lopez alt does

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>>12338539
Look how well it cooks!

>> No.12338559

>>12331592
>My pan-shaped chunk of iron costs 15x more than your pan-shaped chunk of iron
Is it 15x better, disposable-income-kun?

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>>12337162
>the surface is like that because it makes it easier for the seasoning to adhere
Yet if you used and oiled the pan, a smooth surface would be more non-stick, and eventually season. You just fell for a con that makes them cheaper to manufacture. This isn't the old west anymore.

>>12338556
You're supposed to saute an omelette, not pan-fry it. This is what I can't stand about cast-iron fags, most of you can't cook and think it's non-stick because you deep-fry everything in it.

>> No.12338585

>>12338559
It’s almost 30x more expensive than my own pan-shaped chunk of iron. Too bad OP can’t cook worth a shit.

>> No.12338594

>>12334705
not nearly as sophisticated as Soup Cylinders

>> No.12338598

>>12331592
i see you got the "ribbed for your pleasure" model, are you gonna show us pictures of you shoving the handle up your ass or not?

>> No.12338607

>>12338576
You sound upset

>> No.12338625

>>12338607
My jimmies are unrustleable.

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Pour moi, c'est la tôle d'acier

>> No.12338681

>>12338576
>You're supposed to saute an omelette
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.

>> No.12338683

>>12335927
>Oregon
>MAGAtards

Are liberals really this stupid?

>> No.12338709

>>12338683
Outside of pdx Oregon is red as fuck. You're the retard.

>> No.12338714

>>12338683
>>12338709
The ones who know how to work iron are definitely leaning right

>> No.12338718

>>12338709
>the city that has literally half the population of the whole state
>lol Oregon is based and redpilled outside of that, retard

>> No.12338729

>>12338718
>Oregon is based and redpilled
I never said any such thing. It's a nice state, but it's full of retarded hicks outside a couple cities. And Portland has nowhere near half the population of the state. It's actually a pretty small and comfy city.

>> No.12338741

>>12338729
Lolol Portland is a shithole it’s the worst part of this state

>> No.12338746

>>12338681
High heat, constantly moving, little oil.

What do I win? I like my omelettes like I like my women; thin, fast, stiff, and tan. Not greasy and pale.

>> No.12338750

>>12338746
Nothing because it means to jump, i.e toss; so unless you're tossing your omelettes you're certainly not sautéing.

>> No.12338764

>>12338750
You don't flip your fucking omelette?

>> No.12338772

>>12338764
No? I've grown to enjoy French-style more so those're what I make.

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>>12338746
you like your women stiff?

>> No.12339320

The flaxseed oil meme is a bad meme. Yes, it's a drying oil and it dries hard as fuck. It also dries brittle as fuck. It will come off because of this.
Just use lard or Crisco like your ancestors. It worked.

>> No.12340167

>>12338556
Look at how fucking filthy your stove is. Have you never heard of Formula 409? Jesus.

>> No.12340239

>>12334297
He will cook up nicely

>> No.12340295

>>12331592
>$230
My $15 Lodge probably performs close enough to make that worthless.

>> No.12340325

>>12337284
i feel that if you eat this sweet potato you will gain a terrible power but at an equally terrible cost.

>> No.12340327

>>12338683
Oregon is overrun with violent right wing militias, have you even been there?

>> No.12341730

>>12331600
What a waste of dubs.

>> No.12341760

>>12331748
Thanks thread belongs on in MOMA

>> No.12341977

>>12335640
>cast
>iron
How else are you supposed to make a cast iron pan? Hammer it into shape? It would not longer be iron that has gone through the casting process.

>> No.12341985

>>12331592
>Handcrafted in Oregon.

>> No.12342058

>>12331592
so are you going to make octogonal eggs now?

>> No.12342065

>>12331600
What are you doing man

>> No.12342073

i like it
i wouldn't buy it but if someone gave it to me i would use it

>> No.12342314

>>12331592
>he fell for the cast iron meme
>even worse, he bought expensive zoomer shit
How does it feel to be so stupid?

>> No.12342333

>>12338662
*rouille après la première utilisation*

>> No.12342349

>>12338556
>cooks egg in non stick pan
>put it in cold cast iron for pic

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i got a beaner garden gnome

>> No.12342387

>>12331592
Nah man. I mean, sure that you've got that kind of money to burn, but my cheap, second-hand brain basher is doing me just fine.

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>>12338539
>pre-seasoned with gutter oil

Yikes, thanks but no thanks.

>> No.12342785

>>12342333
ta mère elle rouille

>> No.12342808

>>12331592
>muh cast
If you have to season tour pan, you probably shouldn't be using it.

>> No.12342838

>>12342785
are they any good tho?

>> No.12342851

>>12331592
$230 for an artisan piece of metal you can't even cook chicken for a family of four with.
Meanwhile my $20 Walmart 14-inch just werkz.

>> No.12342870

so other than looking cooler whats it do that a sanded properly seasoned lodge wont? I buy my stuff to use

>> No.12343002

>>12335640
There is literally nothing wrong with lodge pans for most cooking and you obviously lack the skill to utilize the expensive pans.

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>>12331600
>

>> No.12343117

>>12331592
what do you mean pre-seasoned with flaxseed oil?

how can iron hold oil in it?

>> No.12343132

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12343194

>>12342870
OP here. I would like to know this as well

>> No.12343432

>>12331600
This is pathetic.

>> No.12343454

>>12334705
You use cast iron for heat retention, not even heat. That's why many recipes call for the cast iron pan to be pre-heated in oven not on the stove. If the test was "how much does the pan temperature drop when you drop a cold steak on it," cast iron would be the best performer.

>> No.12343476

>>12334359
underrated

>> No.12343560

>>12342838
I've worked (dish pit) in a mid-to-high end restaurant that was absurdly well reviewed and that's what all the cooks used, I think it is.

>> No.12343568

>>12342838
Yes.

>> No.12343591

>>12331600
Theres guys like you for everything. Purchasing expensive equipment trying to hide your lack of skill

>> No.12343678

>>12343454
That's only an inherent quality due to thickness though. You can buy not-cast-iron pans with similar wall thickness, I personally would prefer a 1/4 inch thick non stick pan.

With that said, nothing beats a cast-iron seared oven finished steak.

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>>12331600
OH NO NO NO NOOO NOO

>> No.12344046

>>12338662
De Buyer über alles.

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>>12337000
Deep fried eggs are ok tho. OP is just a turbopleb.

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>>12331600

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>>12338746
omelette =! scrambled egg
fucking idiot

>> No.12344140

>>12331721
kek

>> No.12344155

The only good expensive cast iron skillet is a flat Griswold.

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>>12331592
even as a cast iron freak, i couldn't go with finex unless i saw it super reduced at a marshalls and even then, as oyhers have pointed out, it looks like a bitch to clean.

Pic related, the "fancy" cast iron i got at Marshall's, usually priced around the price of yours and i got it for $30. Still had to think about it but now i dont regret it.

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>>12331600

>> No.12345029

>>12331684
>Don’t pretend like you know my preferences
Men no doubt

>> No.12345534

>>12343560
>>12343568
Neat, there's a stack of 4 of these for $40 on classifieds, going to pick them up.

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>>12331600

>> No.12345686

I had a cast iron pan that i seasoned via directions on google yet my eggs always stuck to it even using oil/butter so i threw that shit in the trash.

>> No.12345744

>>12331600
Joe fucking rogan

>> No.12345833

>>12331603
Not him, but I admit I use paper plates a lot in my kitchen. I keep a stack on top the fridge. Sometimes you just need a temporary surface to set something down on that you don't want to clean later, and paper towels don't always work. When I have to do all my dishes afterwards, saving 2 or 3 plates or a cutting board from needing to be cleaned is just fine.

>> No.12346033

>>12331592
>he didn't cast his own pan, season it with oil he pressed himself, and christen it with the bacon of a boar he speared in the black forest
Sad!

>> No.12346124

OP got ripped off, you can find some damn good Lodge brand cast irons with freaking self-basting lids for a third of the price. I got a nice one for 30 bucks. I'll pull out the phone for pic.

I'm jelly a little because I don't have that kind of money to burn.

>> No.12346129

>>12345686
Cook your eggs on lower heat, idiot. It's not Teflon, it's not gonna protect you from cooking poorly. Let the pan get hot and put enough butter and let it melt before you put your eggs in.
/ck/ - don't be like this subgenius.

>> No.12346245

>>12338772
You are truly retarded

>> No.12346465

>>12344170
That handle looks gay as fuck.

>> No.12346885

>>12346245
Please elaborate.
Sautéing has nothing to do with anything but the tossing action, french omelettes are folded and never flipped like a diner-style omelette.

>> No.12346904

>>12346885
Actually, folded's a poor choice since that's what diner-style omelettes are, French omelettes are rolled more than anything, my bad.

>> No.12346920

You could have just taken an orbital sander to a lodge and saved yourself 215 dollars at the expense of 10 minutes of your own time.

>> No.12346954

>>12331600
10/10 troll, well done sir

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>>12331600

>> No.12346988

>>12331721
lol'd

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>>12346465
Cant agree

>> No.12347114

>>12331600
lol

>> No.12347142

>>12347077
looks uncomfortable to me

>> No.12347158

>>12347142
Not really, feels ergonomical, its got good length, its got a slight arch that's feels good on the grip and the stick "knobs" and surface add to the grip. But its all moot since i most often grab the handle with a towel. I'll say this, even with the towel, it feels like it will slip out of my hand with less ease than a traditional handle like those on a lodge or butterpat.

>> No.12347161

>>12331592
Why are you gay

It will do exactly the same as any other cast iron skillets

>> No.12347178

>>12331600
Finna bouta say tha n-word rn

>> No.12347198

>>12331592
The base of it looks more nonstick than most. It looks like it was polished as well as the olden days versions.

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>>12331603
>>12331608
>>12331612
>>12331616
>>12331624
>>12331644
>>12331649
>>12331674
>>12331682
>>12331694
>>12331716
>>12331723
>>12331850
>>12333912
>>12333918
>>12334043
>>12334142
>>12334268
>>12334628
>>12335615
>>12335957
>>12337000
>>12337162
>>12337310
>>12337450
>>12341730
>>12342065
>>12343039
>>12343132
>>12343432
>>12343591
>>12344016
>>12344058
>>12344181
>>12345609
>>12345744
>>12346954
>>12346967
>>12347114
>>12347178
If he doesn't like runny yolks then he doesn't like runny yolks. I prefer cooked yolks myself. Imagine being so autistic that you throw a hissy fit because someone else likes their eggs different to how you do.

>> No.12347218

>>12347203
Hi OP! Just so you know, butchered eggs =/= cooked yolks

>> No.12347241

>>12347203
Shut up faggot

>> No.12347244

>>12347203
As other guy said, OP, cooked =/= butchered. Chill out, you'll eventually get there, just keep learning.

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>>12347203

>> No.12347415

>>12347203
The 1/2 inch of oil that the eggs are floating on may have something to do with all the replies as well

>> No.12347463

>>12331592
>$230 for a pan that still has machining marks
Do us a favor and neck yourself

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>>12331600

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>>12347203
>acting like it's all just about the yolks

>> No.12347724

>>12346033
>he didnt grow his own forest

>> No.12347771

>>12347607
rip

>> No.12348171

>>12343678
Erm which stainless steel pans are that thick?

>> No.12348201

>>12337000
Deep fried eggs in olive oil is delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHNPOl7vCyI

>> No.12348359

>>12347077
haha looks like a Halloween prop

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>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12349528

>>12331592
>jelly
Not really. I prefer a skillet I can put a lid on when needed.. or does yours come with an octagonal one?

>> No.12349561

>>12347203
If you don't like yolks then make an omelette nigga.

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>>12347203
>buys a $230 pan for no reason
>brags about it on 4channel's /ck/
>posts epic cooking in it
>food on the stove and on the rim of the pan
>eggs in 3 gallons of oil
>trying to make fried eggs by scrambling them
>spatula has mayonnaise or something on the handle
>spatula has wet eggs on it which is resting on the bare cook top
>spatula isn't even for frying it's for baking
>it's also some cheap ass walmart spatula despite dropping $230 on a pan
>eating off paper plates after buying a $230 pan
>"guys stop making fun of his non-runny yolks"

>> No.12349611

>>12349562
> >>12347203
> >buys a $230 pan for no reason
> >brags about it on 4channel's /ck/
> >posts epic cooking in it
> >food on the stove and on the rim of the pan
> >eggs in 3 gallons of oil
> >trying to make fried eggs by scrambling them
> >spatula has mayonnaise or something on the handle
> >spatula has wet eggs on it which is resting on the bare cook top
> >spatula isn't even for frying it's for baking
> >it's also some cheap ass walmart spatula despite dropping $230 on a pan
> >eating off paper plates after buying a $230 pan
> >"guys stop making fun of his non-runny yolks"
based and redpilled

>> No.12349653

>>12331592
Way too small for that price. I also don't like the grip.

>> No.12349770

alright /ck/ help me out quick here. I like eggs but I prefer them either scrambled or "fried" like OP here (but with little to not fat/oil). I'm fine with broken yolks and prefer it. I cook them on a sandwich grill and that's good enough for me.
I'm okay, right? I'm not pretending to be pretentious or make art house food, I can barely use my hands.

Please tell me you're not bullying someone because they cracked the yolks when I can hardly get by preparing any food thanks to broken hands.

>> No.12349777

>>12331684
>Somepeople prefer cooked yolks
I just posted but I love cooked yolks. Any type of runny yolks make me want to hard vomit. Can't stand hard boiled eggs though, something about the whites put me off. Only the cooked yolk is tolerable.

>> No.12349783

Not liking runny yolks makes you a big fucking baby. It's nothing to be proud of.

>> No.12349793

>>12349653
This. You can literally buy a whole fucking vat of non-runny yolks for that price.

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>>12349770
ciekawe jajko

>> No.12349818

>>12349777
Such a finicky baby jesus christ

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Mmm this one is for you, opie. Delicious.

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SUDDENLY. YOLKS. THOUSANDS OF THEM.

>> No.12349870

>>12349770
How'd you break your hands anon?

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>>12349770
>I'm not pretending to be pretentious
Aha, you're saying you're actually pretentious.
Anons, bully this guy!

>> No.12349892

>>12349870
He was trying to break the yolks and instead the yolks broke his hands.

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>>12331600

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>>12331592
>octagonal shape
>"patented multipour design"
...very artisanal

>> No.12349963

>>12331592
P.S. OP you overpaid. that pan is sold online for 165,-

>> No.12349989

>>12331674
That pic is relevant because OP is made it a dog's breakfast.

>>12337284
You need to make that into a meme about BBQ steaks over sweet potato coals.
That sweet potato could be heat a plate for ages.

>> No.12350008

>>12349892
this

>>12349870
>How'd you break your hands anon?
Shit genetics. I've been dislocating and fracturing my hands (and more) my whole life. A lifetime of sports and army fucked me up bad without me knowing for years. I got an x-ray about 10 years ago after I'd dislocated my shoulder in the army and I was diagnosed with EDS. All the pain in my hands and knees that had been getting worse was me pushing my body past it's limits. I got discharged shortly after they confirmed my heart was fucked too.
I find it hard to hold a knife and cook nowadays. Not even allowed to drive a car anymore. Sucks.

>>12349877
>Aha, you're saying you're actually pretentious.
I guess I am Gunny.

>> No.12350023

>>12349954
>multipour
It would be shit for sliding anything fragile out, you'd never get an omelette out without it folding and sticking to itself or something.

Even pancakes would be kind of a problem.

>> No.12350073

What is it about people who are such childishly picky eaters that runny eggs are "icky" to them and their love of needlessly expensive cookware? These things seem to go hand in hand somehow, but I don't quite understand why. Someone enlighten me.

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>>12350008
Bogdanoff, he's cooking eggs, should we activate the yolk breaking beam?
>He's cooking eggs? Activate it.

>> No.12350572

>>12349954
Wtf? I hate your granny's antique cast iron skillet now.

>> No.12350580

>>12349611
>> >spatula has mayonnaise or something on the handle
Pretty sure that''s some type of grease like lard, but probably Crisco kek

>> No.12350591

>>12331592
I got a $20 cast iron Lodge pan that can preseasoned from the factory choke on that sonny jim

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>>12350566
OH NO NO NO NO HE ACTIVATED THE ANTI YOLK BREAKING APPARATUS SHUT IT DOWN ABORT ABORT

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>>12350596
>activate the time line shift, then activate the handheld egg breaker tool recall.

>> No.12350728

>>12348359
So, cool?

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>>12331600
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AAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHABABBANHAHAHAHHAAHAHHABANABANANAHAHANAHAHANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>12347203
>imagine being so autistic that you throw a hissy fit
>replies to 40 different posters in one single post
what did he mean by this

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>>12331600

>> No.12351459

>>12331600
Wow, and I thought I was retarded.

>> No.12351464

I'm trying to imagine what it might be like to have all of 4channel laughing at me but I can't. I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself. At least he didn't delete the thread.

>> No.12351472

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12351478

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap.

>> No.12351490

>>12351464
He even tried to fight back:
>>12347203

He can't buy untensils or cook eggs for shit, but he has some balls, gotta give him that

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>>12331600
/ck/ poster can’t cook. Wow this is so surprising. A thread died for this

>> No.12351539

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12351545

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap.

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>>12331600
Holy shit dude I never browse /ck/ anymore, thank you so much for this hahaha

>> No.12351685

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

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>>12350818
Imagine being so autistic that you don't understand what that means

>> No.12351695

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap.

>> No.12351703

Also, you absolute fucking chimps, go to fucking Walmart and buy a $14 lodge 12 inch cast iron and fucking USE it and it will outlive you. Jesus christ. Artisanal cast iron multi pour bullshit. There's little 5 foot Asian women cooking on the street in Thailand with burnt up fingers and no running water that cook you under the table with hand me down cast iron and pot steel. Just buy the tool, get comfortable with it, and treat it with respect.

>> No.12351704

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12351827

>>12335957
I unironically enjoy breaking the yolk and cooking the eggs hard. Runny yolks are the worst.

>> No.12351832

>>12351827
If you don't like extra runny scrambled eggs then there is something seriously wrong with you.

>> No.12351848

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12351852

>>12351832
I enjoy moist scrambled eggs. Too many bitches cook their scrambled eggs to death.

>> No.12351855

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap.

>> No.12351873

>>12331600
Screw me in the steel cap.

>> No.12351875

>>12331600
Put me in the screencap

>> No.12351880

>>12331600
Screw me in the peencap.

>> No.12352540

>>12351703
Only poor people buy that garbage.

>> No.12352780

>>12351832
As long as it's not slimy anymore

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>>12331600
Holy shit you fucking pinhead

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>>12331600

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>>12331600
You incompetent bastard. You absolute buffoon. How do you fuck this up? You disgust me.

>> No.12353873

>>12331600
>buys $200+ pan
>cooks like a five year old
Do you have a mental disorder?

>> No.12353968

>>12331684
Somepeople prefer anal sex, it's not areason to show it on a cooking board

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>>12331600

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>>12331600
>5 garillion image macros later.
holy shit!

>> No.12354031

>>12331600
>when people beg to be put in the screencap
OR YOU COULD JUST ACTUALLY BE FUNNY

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>>12347203

>> No.12354097

>>12345833
you're an absolute degenerate

>> No.12354118

>>12331592
Nah, I picked up a 60 year old cast iron for $5 at my local Christian thrift store and used about $100 worth of Klingspor DA pads at work to make the cooking surface flat and smooth as glass. Then I seasoned a few times with peanut oil just in case some genetic mistake is accidentally invited over to dinner.

>> No.12354127

>>12331600
What.

>> No.12354138

>>12331600
> all that fucking butter
Enjoy your heart attack

>> No.12354167

>>12335667
>a flap wheel
>flat
You would be fired from my metal shop on the first day.

I used a 3M palm DA, ~50 pads, and about 5 hours of 10 hour shift to polish mine to perfection. The Klingspor pads I used are $1.81 each.

>> No.12354530

>>12337314
a simple lodge cast iron pan is a good thing dummy.

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>>12331600

>> No.12354871

So what is a good brand of cast iron pan?

>> No.12354881

>>12354871
It's literally a hunk of pot metal.

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>>12334359

>> No.12354892

>>12354871
griswold

>> No.12354940

Okay, so what is a cast iron pan good for cooking? I received an all-cast stainless steel pan as a gift (surprise surprise it's all stained to shit). I have teflon pans, but according to /ck/ those apparently aren't healthy?

What's a good pan for making eggs and stir fir?

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>>12354940
Wok but you have to season them just like cast iron

>> No.12354952

>>12354940
they excel at heat retention so they do things like frying or searing well compared to thinner pans

>> No.12354970

>>12354952
I'm not complex enough to anything about searing.

I just want to make eggs in a way where I don't have to give a fuck about clean-up and won't ruin a pan. I'm a clean my pots and pans and such once every two weeks kinda guy.

>> No.12354974

>>12354949
What do you mean season them?

>> No.12354980

>>12354974
heat oil on them so they become non-stick

>> No.12354994

>>12354970
doubt youll ruin a cast iron unless you either leave water in it and it rusts badly or try making some sort of tomato sauce in it and removing the seasoning

>> No.12355067

>>12352540
Only idiots pay hundreds more for basically the same performance.

>> No.12355076

>>12355067
The extra cost makes it superior, because high cost acts as a gatekeeper for the poors.

>> No.12355088

>>12355076
That only works if the expensive shit is actually better.

>> No.12355099

>>12331600
Fuvk I'm glad threads dont die in a day so I can see this horrible feat of cooking.
I hope in the past 5 days op became the egg fort guy and cooked as many as possible

>> No.12355143

>>12355099
Nice dubs
Also, you had 5 days OP. Post your eggs again.

>> No.12355654
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A little actually, ya. All my cookware is shit because I'm poor but I try really hard.

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>>12331600
Go fuck yourself, you maniac. I hope you get fucked to death by a horse. Fuck you.

>> No.12356562

>>12347607
Good night sweet prince.

>> No.12357682

>>12331600
Psychopath

>> No.12357732

>>12331600
why is there soap in the pan?

>> No.12357738

>>12331600
PUT
ME
IN
THE
EBIN
SCREENSHOT

>> No.12357835

>>12331600

$230 for a pan and you fry eggs in $3 pan quality.

>> No.12357847

explain what >>12331600 did wrong please

>> No.12357850

>>12357847

Have you fried an egg before?

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>>12331600

>> No.12358505

>>12331600
Put me in coach, im ready to play.

>> No.12358538

>>12338556
clean your stove anon.. have some self respect

>> No.12358542

>>12342408
>china made cast iron

Beyond gutter oil I would be worried about other metal contaminants.

>> No.12358545

>>12331592
Qt octagonal shape dude

>> No.12358557

>>12331592
Magic mirror in my hand, is op the biggest faggot in the site?

>> No.12358625

>>12331592
was it handcrafted out of a stopsign

>> No.12358647

>>12331592
>$230 cast iron
ok but why

>> No.12358696

>>12331592
where are your sleeve tattoos?

>> No.12358703

>>12357850
Not an argument.

>> No.12358976

>>12335640
>Unless you spend a couple days in your garage with some expensive tools I hope you have grinding them down to a workable surface, then seasoning them, they're shit compared to OP's pan, or compared to an older pan.
Literally not necessary. Your great-grandparents' pans were ugly pieces of shit until they got used for a generation. Why are CI hipsters like this?

>> No.12358991

>>12338545
>Kenji Lopez
>Kenji Lopez
>Kenji Lopez
Why are people so obsessed with this spic?

>> No.12358997

>>12338729
>And Portland has nowhere near half the population of the state. It's actually a pretty small and comfy city.
Shut up faggot. I live in Portland and it's a brown shithole.

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>>12354940
Spatchcocked chickens, steak, pizza, cookies. Once you've built up a good seasoning and maintain it you can cook really anything that isn't highly acidic (unless it's enameled like a Le Creuset). Eggs will require some amount of oil no matter what.

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Senpai-tachi, cross-poster here.
Came to ask about cast iron pans since my shitty tefal started flaking.
Is it a good idea for someone who cooks an omelette once a week to get one, keeping in mind that I find cleaning my shit very tedious?

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