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Anonymous Wed May 15 22:26:42 2019 No.12331574 [Reply] [Original]

[this angers the beer bros]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:57:35 2019 No.12331712 Froth is the best part

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:53:57 2019 No.12331940 Heh. This should be in the /ck/ humor thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:56:02 2019 No.12331945 haha oh no! most of it is foam and not beer!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:56:59 2019 No.12331948 >>12331574 any patrician beer man would know that isnt a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:06:15 2019 No.12331977 File: 42 KB, 580x580, mliko 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331574 Beer drinker here. Some places serve pilsner like pic related. A real beer drinker would know that. [this angers OP]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:41:30 2019 No.12332272 >>12331574 giving the amount of foam the glass is about half full, and im a positive man so not even mad

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:42:26 2019 No.12332278 i would pour it on a tiddy

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:56:14 2019 No.12332308 >>12331977 afaik the call it "mliko" (milk) in Czech Rep. Bit odd, but as a Polan I'm not in the position to lecture Czechs about beer. Never had it, but I'd try it out of curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:00:12 2019 No.12332315 File: 70 KB, 768x512, IMG_9412-768x512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331977 Only a literal retard would pour a beer like that. I'm sure a bunch of low IQ morons lap it up though.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:05:18 2019 No.12332328 >>12331574 I don't get the joke though. What's this about Lay's?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:05:59 2019 No.12332330 >>12331977 I once thought that cheap American beers ruined some great recipe from the old world, but then I realized all pilsners are shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:09:48 2019 No.12332340 >>12332330 based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:10:23 2019 No.12332342 File: 59 KB, 640x464, snapshot20121210210741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332330 Tastelet confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:20:09 2019 No.12332366 >>12332328 Chip packets are mostly air, not chips.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:31:37 2019 No.12332390 File: 30 KB, 600x401, beeeeer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332366 Ah, I see. I guess by extension this would be a Pringles brand beer. The joke makes even more sense now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:34:33 2019 No.12332396 >>12332315 Holy fuck kill yourself you retarded incel. Go cry into your Natty Ice while real men like me enjoy craft beers. I hope that you and your entire family get cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:42:51 2019 No.12332414 >>12332330 Not everything has to be a hop explosion IPA or a barrel-aged imperial stout. I drink those. I also enjoy a nice crisp pilsner.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:05:29 2019 No.12332470 >>12332414 You drink pissner?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:06:06 2019 No.12332473 >>12332366 There's a reason for that. And it's not what you're thinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:06:52 2019 No.12332476 >>12332470 tastelet. you like sweet ass beer. you are like a little baby, mmm sugary treats for "daddy" kys.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:06:55 2019 No.12332477 >>12332473 It's not to protect the chips inside from being crushed in transit? I knew it! Those fucking potato illuminati bastards trying to jew me out of my hard earned chips

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:07:01 2019 No.12332478 >>12332330 FREEZE! Urquell Police!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:18:12 2019 No.12332516 >>12332476 I'm your daddy, sweetie. Stop being so bratty princess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:24:28 2019 No.12332533 >>12332470 No, I drink pilsner. Can't you read?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:41:01 2019 No.12332571 >>12332470 No, I drink pilsner. Can't you read?

Anonymous Thu May 16 04:34:42 2019 No.12332633

>>12331574
Just wait for the foam to go down and ask for a top up, its illegal to sell a pint short they have no choice but to top it up unless they want to risk £3000 fine.

https://www.cityoflondon.gov.uk/business/support-promotion-and-advice/trading-standards/Pages/weights-and-measures.aspx

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:55:24 2019 No.12332674 >>12332308 I'm Czech and I've never ever seen anyone drink beer like that it's just a couple of Prague hipsters as far as I know

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:14:21 2019 No.12332771 >>12332470 No, I drink horse cum. Cant you sneed?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:16:28 2019 No.12332777 >>12332477 No, it's so they can flood the packet with nitrogen and keep the chips fresher longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 11:42:10 2019 No.12333561 >>12332477 The air acts as a cushion for packaging. It has nothing to do with deceiving the customer by only filling it halfway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:12:38 2019 No.12334129 >>12332777 trips confirm

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:26:26 2019 No.12334192

There is a delicate balance.
First of all the pour depends on the type of beer. But I do hate casuals who always complain when their pilsner has a perfect 2 fingers of foam, cause they want a dead beer just to chug down. But I also get triggered when I watch a German pour. They dont even angle the cup, they just poor it straight in from the tap, all foam. Stand there like a retard for 30 seconds, top it up. serve you half foam.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:28:19 2019 No.12334196 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Ice Cold in Alex.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only right way to do it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:31:41 2019 No.12334207 Alright I am doing it. WORLD BEER POWER RANKING >BELGIUM >CASCADIAN REGION IN NORTH AMERICA >POWER GAP >CZECH REPUBLIC >GERMANY >POWERGAP >QUEBEC >RUSSIA >REST OF NORTH AMERICA >LITERAL PISS >AUSTALIA >THE REST OF EUROPE >ASIA

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:31:42 2019 No.12334208 File: 106 KB, 645x968, 1524419083793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331712

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:44:25 2019 No.12334266

Patricians have 2 ways of pouring beer for 2 different occasions
>Dating or wanting to pick up women
You pour it with a lot of foam, wait for it to subside then top it off trying to make more foam, let it subside and keep doing it until full glass.
This will show restraint as you patiently fill up your glass and it will prompt the conversation surrounding your technique. You see, when you do a delicate foamless pour, most of the gas held in the liquid will remain inert (hence no foam) until it enters your organism, then it will bubble up within your stomach, making you burp like a madman and giving you concentrated beer breath which is not very good when trying to smooth talk women.

>Out drinking with the lads
Quick smooth pour on an angled glass, leaving only one or 2 fingers of foam upon ending the pour, ready for immediate drinking, foam moustaches for everyone, burping contests and jolly good times with the boys all around.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:52:13 2019 No.12334293 >>12332330 Crinfe

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:23:34 2019 No.12334426 >>12334266 your methods of drinking beer are so faggy that Im going to sober up just to spite you

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:28:56 2019 No.12334444 >>12334266 Yikes....

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:34:20 2019 No.12334462 >>12334207 >CASCADIAN REGION IN NORTH AMERICA >power gap >czech and germany "No!"

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:00:53 2019 No.12334572 >>12332308 When I'm Poland my family and friends poor it that way to get rid of the carbonation. It is also good with new beers to test quality

Anonymous Thu May 16 16:00:54 2019 No.12334573

>>12334462
Have you been to all three regions?
the reinheitsgebot mindset of Germany holds their brewing back way to much. Conservative af. both of the Bavarian countries make exceptional Pilsners, there is no question about that. And Germany makes some pretty good traditional Heffeweizens. But outside of that their beer is shit. Germany is starting to have a "craft" beer scene but it is shit. And while they have the pilsner perfected, it is also the easiest beer to get right. I am sorry, but if you go craft beer hopping around in Oregon, you will experiance 10x what Germany or Czech Republic have to offer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:19:07 2019 No.12334632 >>12334426 i can tell you are a beer pleb because you are willing to give it up on your perception of someone elses "bad opinion". Dont call someone else a faggot when you are the biggest one anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:20:38 2019 No.12334638 >>12334462 have you been to Germany? Their new muslim leadership doesn't exactly look too happily on alcohol consumption.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:23:19 2019 No.12334651 >>12334632 what did you mean by all that fag shit? fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:32:34 2019 No.12335123 Was soll dieser Scheiß?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:07:11 2019 No.12335245 >>12334573 "craft" beer is shit lol

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:09:24 2019 No.12335258 >>12335245 what an incredibly dumb viewpoint based merely on a label given to some beers. It is clear you can not make impartial observations and do not know anything about beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:43:07 2019 No.12336153 >>12332533 Hello cranky baby girl, daddy loves you even when you're being bratty. No cummies for you tonight.

Anonymous Thu May 16 23:11:26 2019 No.12336265

>>12334207
Mostly true, but I’d get rid of the first two power gaps and place them after Quebec. My affinity for Unibroue, especially for the patrician’s 17 Grande Réserve, and many other consistently choice PQ beers makes me want to rank it higher than Germany, but there’s just way too much variety and history in German brewing.

Also lmao @ Australia. Poor cunts drink more than just Fosters

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:29:00 2019 No.12336341 >>12331977 https://youtu.be/DxnKhNoLs6g

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 06:30:19 2019 No.12337273 >>12331574 >left politics.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 08:15:28 2019 No.12337453 >>12334266 thanks for the pasta, uberfaggot

Anonymous Fri May 17 09:01:06 2019 No.12337582

>>12332674
Seems like the kind of thing that someone could fuck up in a consistent way (generally shit pours, messed up lines, or a batch of kegs with too much pressure), and try to retcon to save face and charge more. "This beer has always been poured this way. It's a very traditional style."

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:02:38 2019 No.12337586 >>12334196 those glasses must be wet, and that man must have no gag reflex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:06:36 2019 No.12337598 >>12332470 I only drink Apollo's pissner. Can't you, Creed?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:11:51 2019 No.12337612 >>12331574 I mean... it will subside eventually, but if that's a dry beer glass, and a beer with any reasonable protein/body to it, I'd be waiting a while - or eating it with a spoon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:13:58 2019 No.12337615 >>12331574 I'm more impressed than anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:19:03 2019 No.12337630 >>12334207 Australia makes some of the best beer in the world. We only export the shit stuff you burgernigger

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 10:20:28 2019 No.12337797 >>12331712 in soda yeah, in beer no

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