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[this angers the beer bros]

>> No.12331712

Froth is the best part

>> No.12331940

Heh. This should be in the /ck/ humor thread.

>> No.12331945

haha oh no! most of it is foam and not beer!

>> No.12331948

>>12331574
any patrician beer man would know that isnt a bad thing

>> No.12331977
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>>12331574
Beer drinker here. Some places serve pilsner like pic related. A real beer drinker would know that.
[this angers OP]

>> No.12332272

>>12331574
giving the amount of foam the glass is about half full, and im a positive man so not even mad

>> No.12332278

i would pour it on a tiddy

>> No.12332308

>>12331977
afaik the call it "mliko" (milk) in Czech Rep. Bit odd, but as a Polan I'm not in the position to lecture Czechs about beer. Never had it, but I'd try it out of curiosity.

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>>12331977
Only a literal retard would pour a beer like that. I'm sure a bunch of low IQ morons lap it up though.

>> No.12332328

>>12331574
I don't get the joke though. What's this about Lay's?

>> No.12332330

>>12331977
I once thought that cheap American beers ruined some great recipe from the old world, but then I realized all pilsners are shit.

>> No.12332340

>>12332330
based

>> No.12332342
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>>12332330
Tastelet confirmed.

>> No.12332366

>>12332328
Chip packets are mostly air, not chips.

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>>12332366
Ah, I see. I guess by extension this would be a Pringles brand beer. The joke makes even more sense now.

>> No.12332396

>>12332315
Holy fuck kill yourself you retarded incel. Go cry into your Natty Ice while real men like me enjoy craft beers. I hope that you and your entire family get cancer.

>> No.12332414

>>12332330
Not everything has to be a hop explosion IPA or a barrel-aged imperial stout. I drink those. I also enjoy a nice crisp pilsner.

>> No.12332470

>>12332414
You drink pissner?

>> No.12332473

>>12332366
There's a reason for that. And it's not what you're thinking.

>> No.12332476

>>12332470
tastelet. you like sweet ass beer. you are like a little baby, mmm sugary treats for "daddy" kys.

>> No.12332477

>>12332473
It's not to protect the chips inside from being crushed in transit?

I knew it! Those fucking potato illuminati bastards trying to jew me out of my hard earned chips

>> No.12332478

>>12332330
FREEZE!
Urquell Police!

>> No.12332516

>>12332476
I'm your daddy, sweetie. Stop being so bratty princess.

>> No.12332533

>>12332470
No, I drink pilsner. Can't you read?

>> No.12332571

>>12332470
No, I drink pilsner. Can't you read?

>> No.12332633

>>12331574
Just wait for the foam to go down and ask for a top up, its illegal to sell a pint short they have no choice but to top it up unless they want to risk £3000 fine.

https://www.cityoflondon.gov.uk/business/support-promotion-and-advice/trading-standards/Pages/weights-and-measures.aspx

>> No.12332674

>>12332308
I'm Czech and I've never ever seen anyone drink beer like that
it's just a couple of Prague hipsters as far as I know

>> No.12332771

>>12332470
No, I drink horse cum. Cant you sneed?

>> No.12332777

>>12332477
No, it's so they can flood the packet with nitrogen and keep the chips fresher longer.

>> No.12333561

>>12332477
The air acts as a cushion for packaging. It has nothing to do with deceiving the customer by only filling it halfway.

>> No.12334129

>>12332777
trips confirm

>> No.12334192

There is a delicate balance.
First of all the pour depends on the type of beer. But I do hate casuals who always complain when their pilsner has a perfect 2 fingers of foam, cause they want a dead beer just to chug down. But I also get triggered when I watch a German pour. They dont even angle the cup, they just poor it straight in from the tap, all foam. Stand there like a retard for 30 seconds, top it up. serve you half foam.

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The only right way to do it

>> No.12334207

Alright I am doing it.
WORLD BEER POWER RANKING
>BELGIUM
>CASCADIAN REGION IN NORTH AMERICA
>POWER GAP
>CZECH REPUBLIC
>GERMANY
>POWERGAP
>QUEBEC
>RUSSIA
>REST OF NORTH AMERICA
>LITERAL PISS
>AUSTALIA
>THE REST OF EUROPE
>ASIA

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>>12331712

>> No.12334266

Patricians have 2 ways of pouring beer for 2 different occasions
>Dating or wanting to pick up women
You pour it with a lot of foam, wait for it to subside then top it off trying to make more foam, let it subside and keep doing it until full glass.
This will show restraint as you patiently fill up your glass and it will prompt the conversation surrounding your technique. You see, when you do a delicate foamless pour, most of the gas held in the liquid will remain inert (hence no foam) until it enters your organism, then it will bubble up within your stomach, making you burp like a madman and giving you concentrated beer breath which is not very good when trying to smooth talk women.

>Out drinking with the lads
Quick smooth pour on an angled glass, leaving only one or 2 fingers of foam upon ending the pour, ready for immediate drinking, foam moustaches for everyone, burping contests and jolly good times with the boys all around.

>> No.12334293

>>12332330
Crinfe

>> No.12334426

>>12334266
your methods of drinking beer are so faggy that Im going to sober up just to spite you

>> No.12334444

>>12334266
Yikes....

>> No.12334462

>>12334207
>CASCADIAN REGION IN NORTH AMERICA
>power gap
>czech and germany
"No!"

>> No.12334572

>>12332308
When I'm Poland my family and friends poor it that way to get rid of the carbonation. It is also good with new beers to test quality

>> No.12334573

>>12334462
Have you been to all three regions?
the reinheitsgebot mindset of Germany holds their brewing back way to much. Conservative af. both of the Bavarian countries make exceptional Pilsners, there is no question about that. And Germany makes some pretty good traditional Heffeweizens. But outside of that their beer is shit. Germany is starting to have a "craft" beer scene but it is shit. And while they have the pilsner perfected, it is also the easiest beer to get right. I am sorry, but if you go craft beer hopping around in Oregon, you will experiance 10x what Germany or Czech Republic have to offer.

>> No.12334632

>>12334426
i can tell you are a beer pleb because you are willing to give it up on your perception of someone elses "bad opinion". Dont call someone else a faggot when you are the biggest one anon.

>> No.12334638

>>12334462
have you been to Germany? Their new muslim leadership doesn't exactly look too happily on alcohol consumption.

>> No.12334651

>>12334632
what did you mean by all that fag shit? fuck off

>> No.12335123

Was soll dieser Scheiß?

>> No.12335245

>>12334573
"craft" beer is shit lol

>> No.12335258

>>12335245
what an incredibly dumb viewpoint based merely on a label given to some beers. It is clear you can not make impartial observations and do not know anything about beer.

>> No.12336153

>>12332533
Hello cranky baby girl, daddy loves you even when you're being bratty. No cummies for you tonight.

>> No.12336265

>>12334207
Mostly true, but I’d get rid of the first two power gaps and place them after Quebec. My affinity for Unibroue, especially for the patrician’s 17 Grande Réserve, and many other consistently choice PQ beers makes me want to rank it higher than Germany, but there’s just way too much variety and history in German brewing.

Also lmao @ Australia. Poor cunts drink more than just Fosters

>> No.12336341

>>12331977

https://youtu.be/DxnKhNoLs6g

>> No.12337273

>>12331574
>left politics.jpg

>> No.12337453

>>12334266
thanks for the pasta, uberfaggot

>> No.12337582

>>12332674
Seems like the kind of thing that someone could fuck up in a consistent way (generally shit pours, messed up lines, or a batch of kegs with too much pressure), and try to retcon to save face and charge more. "This beer has always been poured this way. It's a very traditional style."

>> No.12337586

>>12334196
those glasses must be wet, and that man must have no gag reflex.

>> No.12337598

>>12332470
I only drink Apollo's pissner. Can't you, Creed?

>> No.12337612

>>12331574
I mean... it will subside eventually, but if that's a dry beer glass, and a beer with any reasonable protein/body to it, I'd be waiting a while - or eating it with a spoon.

>> No.12337615

>>12331574
I'm more impressed than anything.

>> No.12337630

>>12334207
Australia makes some of the best beer in the world. We only export the shit stuff you burgernigger

>> No.12337797

>>12331712
in soda yeah, in beer no

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