Grocery store annoyances

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Grocery store annoyances Anonymous Wed May 15 04:04:40 2019 No.12328165 [Reply] [Original]

As a customer or employee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 04:06:10 2019 No.12328166 None. I find my grocery store to be a great place, both guests and workers.

Anonymous Wed May 15 04:09:51 2019 No.12328174
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>>12328165
Being in large line ups is enough to make me want to shoot up said grocery store. I don’t like black people, so I tend to want to get in and out and home as soon as possible.

Anonymous Wed May 15 04:10:45 2019 No.12328176

>>12328165
I don't go to the grocery store much. I walk down to the local farmers market every saturday and get most of my food there. Occasionally I'll go to the local organic market to get stuff I can't get there. Just the perks of living in a non-flyover city. I feel bad for the rednecks who have to go to Wal Mart every two days to refill their snack cakes and fight opiate addicts for jugs of pop.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 04:10:46 2019 No.12328177 >>12328165 How many times do you need to make the same thread, redditer?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 04:17:37 2019 No.12328187 File: 149 KB, 800x820, 1506234020521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12328177 you mad bro?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 04:22:12 2019 No.12328196 >>12328166 you're lucky. grocery stores I go to have annoying ass old people, kids, ebt trash, and lard asses that block whole aisles.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 04:40:04 2019 No.12328237 >made eye contact with the other man shopping by himself Goddamnit.

Anonymous Wed May 15 04:57:48 2019 No.12328268

Do you prep for the whole experience?

It's so basic but nearly everyone fails. I gots me a big bag that I bring...sturdy. No plastic blues. You've got your list (organized by mental picture of said store layout) and then you organize BEFORE checkout in the cart (bulky items first--right, OJ, paper towels, so on--front loaded.) Sauces, cans, bottles, whatever. Napkins. Paper towels. Next are "whatev's" maybe I bought some tortillas or soap or a toothbrush. They fit in easily.

LAST IS PRODUCE--ginger, avocado, bananas, whateverthefuck. Here's where you speed up. The difference here is that you write down or memorize (or scan the PLU when possible/whats the code for rutabaga or celery root). All the while, you're bagging as you go. Bottles first, TP, so on. Tomato juice already in or whatever, Kleenex, all that shit at the bottom. MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE

I forgive old people; for they do not know better. You may be inclined to help them, as I have done many times. "do I push the button now?" I'm glad to see them up and about. But how you gonna act, 37 years old, on a "serious" bluetooth call, fucked up sweatpants, in a self service checkout, needing help on each 3 items....multiplied by 1000?!!!!

Anonymous Wed May 15 05:04:50 2019 No.12328278

>>12328165
The only thing that really annoy me are the people who stand right in front of the shit when looking to see if they want to buy it or blocking an isle with there cart. As in they will go right up to the shelve and block everything else off usually in isles that are "heavy traffic". Also dicks who dump a fucking cart into the fucking express lane like I just want to buy a fucking bottle of wine or some other small shit STOp USING THE FUCKING EXPRESS LANE FOR YOU FUCKING $300 FUCKING DOLLAR PURCHASE GOD FUCKING DAMME. Otherwise I don't really care.

Anonymous Wed May 15 05:24:13 2019 No.12328304

people who plant one of their kids or friends in a check out line while they continue to shop and then they just waltz to the front of a long cue when they are ready because their friend/kid decides to stay at the front and play gatekeeper and only let one person cut them at a time. its one thing if someone is in line with a full cart and they send the other person off to fetch a forgoten item or two otherwise they should only be allowed to commence cueing once they actually have most of their shit in a cart.

also cant stand those faggots who unload their entire cart and forget something so the entire cue has to wait for them to scramble off to get something.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 05:42:07 2019 No.12328329 >>12328278 >people who stand right in front of the shit when looking to see if they want to buy it I do this when I want to compare price per weight. Blame the grocery store for printing that shit tiny and just ask me to move nicely.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 05:58:48 2019 No.12328358 >>12328237 Did he move his bananas to the baby seat and wink?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 06:00:18 2019 No.12328361 >>12328329 It's quicker to just make the calculation yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:46:03 2019 No.12329873 >>12328165 I moved from the States to Canada and this problem disappeared, no more obese Krang looking motherfuckers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:51:17 2019 No.12329892 People who bring dogs into the grocery store its fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 14:51:41 2019 No.12329896 >>12328165 People who walk beside their carts.

Anonymous Wed May 15 14:55:38 2019 No.12329914

>>12328165
Niggers. Plain amd simple.
There are some decent black employees that will bag shit right and make checlout smooth. But niggers will put like 1 or 2 items per bag. Then you end up with 20 bags for a small grocery trip. This has happened with multiple nigger baggers. I imagine they were new hires though.

Small talk. Shut the fuck up and scan my groceries wagie. Im not your friend.

Crowds. I hate when the store is crowded. Makes me anxious.

Anonymous Wed May 15 14:59:37 2019 No.12329925

Ducking in to grab something quick for lunch and other people just standing dead center of the display with no idea what they want. Just step back until you have an idea what you're going to grab and only get in the way when you're grabbing it.

And stepping out of someone's way only to be stepping in front of what they wanted to grab.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 15:01:39 2019 No.12329936 File: 938 KB, 498x280, 60030666-0FDE-40FE-8FFF-B34099D866D4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12328165 >If the barcode doesn’t scan it free! Hah!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 15:12:10 2019 No.12329970 >>12329914 the WORST is when they know they don't have funds, still try to put the card thru, only to have muh decline let me try again, over and over, and eventually whole cart is put aside and they leave. wastes everyones time involved

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 15:19:31 2019 No.12330007 There's a WinCo on my way home from work and they shut down the self checkout at night when I get off so I'm always stuck waiting for some poor cashing out their gibs. The cashiers are also slow as shit there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 15:24:30 2019 No.12330019 >>12330007 I'm a fellow Winco dweller. Back when I had a secret addiction to oxycontin 10 years ago I would pill up browse the magazine section for a like an hour when I got off work before picking up dinner. Was comfy

Anonymous Wed May 15 15:27:18 2019 No.12330025

>>12328278

YES. My store has a really nice outdoor seating area where people can eat. There's a register by the door leading out to this area that's pretty much meant for people who want to purchase food to go outside. Invariably, there is always that person with 30 different items from produce which is extra annoying because produce is on the opposite side of the store and you pass both the regular checkouts and a bigger section of express checkout just to get to this one.

Anonymous Wed May 15 15:29:17 2019 No.12330029

>>12328165
-Boomers who stand in the aisles and catch up with friends
-Loud annoying black women that always argue with the cashier trying to get over on the store to save 50 cents
-People using motorized scooters because they are fat, not handicap.
-People who don't take their cart to the designated area outside.
-Self-checkout in general. I'm not doing your fucking job for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:16:40 2019 No.12330169 >>12328165 Any Northeast fags here? Why does everyone at Market Basket always look so miserable?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:18:30 2019 No.12330176 >>12328174 Move out of the ghetto

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:21:30 2019 No.12330188 Oh look it's this thread again. How exciting.

Anonymous Wed May 15 16:25:53 2019 No.12330204

>>12328196
You're admitting you're one of those, shopping at a hell-hole.
Didn't think that through didja soldier?

>Annoyances
Finding out the 12oz jar of mayonnaise is less per-unit cost than the 32-oz jar of mayonnaise.

They do this shit all the time now, fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:27:38 2019 No.12330213 >>12328268 Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:30:01 2019 No.12330229 >>12328304 Your life must be so important.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:31:04 2019 No.12330237 >>12329914 Yikes!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:33:03 2019 No.12330245 >>12328176 Are you babish?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:37:01 2019 No.12330270 >>12328165 the container full of dum-dums at the self check-out doesn't always have butterscotch. ruins my day, every time.

Anonymous Wed May 15 16:40:02 2019 No.12330284

There are spans of time when I'm left alone to service the entire deli counter, which includes cutting meat, preparing sandwiches and cashiering, on most occasions during the lunch rush. It feels like I'm getting pummelled with death stares by the fucking customers waiting to be helped as I scatter to do my best in a timely manner. I don't think a lot of people understand what it's like to work customer service. I think we as a country would be a smarter more empathetic people if each person were assigned non ground military service and at least 3 months customer service. People are so fucking viscous and entitled, it is unreal how Mr rogers' rhetoric of being neighborly ended in vain. Inb4 complaining wageslave.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:43:03 2019 No.12330293 >>12328174 Your probably the pink faced white guy crossing his arms and staring ahead of the line with your wrap around sunglasses on. It's okay to unpucker your anus, bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:43:11 2019 No.12330295 >>12328304 *queue You know you have absolutely nothing important to do, so it is your lot to wait for an old Boomer, haha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:44:14 2019 No.12330298 >>12329873 >no Changs in Canada Good one anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:45:43 2019 No.12330304 >>12329873 T. Expat 3 months on hrt/ mtftmtgenderqueer.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 16:52:30 2019 No.12330333 When they have literal retards bagging groceries.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:04:58 2019 No.12330382 >>12330333 the fuck is wrong with retards now, mr. fancy brains?

Anonymous Wed May 15 17:08:26 2019 No.12330394

>>12328165
As a customer and for the brief period I was a cashier, usually it's white women and welfare rats. White women clog the entire aisle and will just stand in a pack with their carts blocking all transit while they "catch up" with eachother acting like they didn't just speak to each other last week. They're also always the coupon motherfuckers who take forever with their shit and then have a tantrum when their 25c yogurt coupon doesn't go through.

Welfare shits just need to die. They always come in wearing their ratty ass pajamas that they never take off, never bathe and buy out all the meat and soda at once with their EBT and anything they can't afford or don't want (how do you go the entire time in the store with shit in your cart and decide at the end you don'y want it?) they'll just leave somewhere in the store or hide in the magazine rack next to the checkout.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:10:42 2019 No.12330407 >>12328165 People pissing and shitting in the parking lot. Saw a whitetrash get arrested for it a few days ago. They actually charged him with a sex offense. Everybody clapped.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 17:17:03 2019 No.12330425 >>12330237 >Yikes! oof

Anonymous Wed May 15 18:01:17 2019 No.12330568

>>12330284
Nah I feel that. People are super impatient for their shit, like you should have had it ready before they even showed up. But I mean don’t take it personally, they’re just frustrated and you’re the one behind the counter. Fucking embarrassing when I’m out with someone that chimps out at a waiter/teller/cashier/etc when you know it’s management’s fault if anything most of the time. Why the fuck would you yell at someone behind a deli counter for being alone at lunch? Do you think they told the rest of the staff “relax, I got this” when it hit 12?

Anonymous Wed May 15 18:08:13 2019 No.12330600
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>"regular customers" treating you like they're your friend/know you well enough just because they just NEED to come to the same store 4/7 days of the week of their lonely life to buy the same dumb shit and play the same dumb lottery numbers
>"regular customers" stopping to talk to you when you have shit to do
>expected to be treated any differently
>try to make fun smalltalk with you and ask about your life/"things going on for you recently"
so fucking sick of this stupid bullshit. i work at the customer service desk so i have to deal with this retarded shit all day. the worst ones are the dumbfucks that hang around after you're done helping them and call you by name. if you're one of these customers, just stop. 90% of us talk the most awful shit about you as soon as you leave because we can't fucking stand it. get in the store, get your shit, go the fuck home.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 19:35:59 2019 No.12330920 >>12328165 Fucking cashiers that comment on what I'm buying. Just fucking ring up my shit and take my money Ur not funny m8

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 19:45:34 2019 No.12330962 >>12330293 >staring ahead of the line It's like you're asking to get stabbed in the back while you're unloading your cart. If you're not keeping your head on a constant 360° swivel, don't come crying to me when something bad happens to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 19:48:59 2019 No.12330983 >>12330600 Im sure youre very polite and timid in person

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 19:58:34 2019 No.12331022 >>12330920 that reminds me I was standing behind an elderly woman that bought $60 worth of candy bars and gummies. I bursted out laughing when she left because I couldn't contain it and even the cashier was laughing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:01:03 2019 No.12331033 >>12331022 Whats funny about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:01:29 2019 No.12331035 >>12330983 yes, i am.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:02:06 2019 No.12331037 >>12331035 I knew it!

Anonymous Wed May 15 20:07:16 2019 No.12331066

>>12328165
As a customer, it really annoys me that somebody could actually be so vapid and insecure as to find something along the lines of 'me putting a ham in my cart the wrong way' or some shit as "annoying" and judging me for it, and then going and laughing about it with his fake internet friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:15:29 2019 No.12331104 File: 1.52 MB, 1920x1090, 1512331538240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12328165 there's no Blowjob station at Wal-Mart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:18:11 2019 No.12331121 >>12331104 You’re just not looking hard enough

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:22:43 2019 No.12331149 >>12328268 Autism is one hell of a drug.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:24:15 2019 No.12331155 Retards who don’t stick to the right side when driving their carts. It’s the same basic rule when driving people geez.

Anonymous Wed May 15 20:38:06 2019 No.12331219

>”When will rotisserie chickens be ready???”
I make sushi. My uniform is a faggy little sash with vaguely-asian bullshit all over it and that’s the question I get asked the most. Does it look like I make chickens, you blind cunt?
Only two more days in the food industry boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:40:14 2019 No.12331227 >>12328237 This. Cant stand making eye contact with people at the grocery store

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 20:41:26 2019 No.12331237 >>12330029 All of this.

Anonymous Wed May 15 20:55:33 2019 No.12331266

>>12328165
they can never just tell me which aisle something is on, they have to come along with me on a fucking little quest and sometimes they even have to ask someone else and before I know it I'm walking around with a troupe of 3 grocery store wagies trying to find some fucking peanut butter
just learn where stuff is in your own store ffs

Anonymous Wed May 15 21:00:13 2019 No.12331273

>>12328268
I do this but to a less autistic extent than you since I have to walk to the store.
>Duffel bag for carrying groceries home (I keep it folded in a smaller bag so I don't like a thief, homeless, or a fucking maniac)
>Have a list of things I need. I don't make it in any particular order but I generally write it in the general path that I'm gonna be moving around the market anyway
>Start at one end of the store, move around until I'm back at the registers. It's alright to forget something or decide that I wanna get something else halfway through, but I limit this by virtue of the fact that I have to carry all the shit home

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 21:01:03 2019 No.12331275 >>12331266 Haven't you heard of different departments before?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:23:45 2019 No.12331560 >>12328165 none, it has a self checkout so I'm in and out in 3-5 minutes

Anonymous Wed May 15 22:27:32 2019 No.12331578

people that can't figure out how to operate the self-checkout should be culled. yeah, the software isn't perfect and it's a little finnicky but you get the hang of it after the second or third time. these people spend 2 hours looking up broccoli a single letter at a time when the PLU is printed right on the fucking thing. they pay by cash like inbreds and ALWAYS fuck something up with the scale so an employee has to come over and reset the fucking thing. god i hope these people all die

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:29:05 2019 No.12331583 I shop between 7-8 AM so the only annoyances I experience are sometimes the stockers are still out and I have to maneuver around them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:34:21 2019 No.12331602 File: 121 KB, 720x960, 53385626_2520314534649391_5393689298333597696_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331266 if you didn't want help, why did you ask for help?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:52:42 2019 No.12331690 >>12330029 >I’m not doing your fucking job for you >implying it’s the cashiers choice to be at self checkout Boomer detected, did you remember to take your meds, gramps?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 22:54:08 2019 No.12331700 >>12331602 Jesus that is adorable.

Anonymous Wed May 15 23:07:48 2019 No.12331761

>>12331266
tell me, tell me as a person to another person-Let's say I work in the bakery department, completely separate and polar to the grocery section of the store. Tell me why the fuck I should know where Windex is. And let me tell you something else, You aren't catching me patrolling the store for my own goodwill to help customers, I am leaving my department to venture off to my lunch-break, or maybe even the restroom, I'm holding in a log of shit in my trembling intestines for the sake of imagination-I'm trying to be polite so I go along with you to find the isle the product is on, the isle you should know yourself just by using deductive reasoning: cleaning supplies- isle 9. I had no clue either, but now I can tell you without going into the isle that there is the correct place to find Windex. And guess what retard, isle 9 was 2 feet away from you. Please excuse me, I already clocked into lunch and I'm not getting paid to force a smile and drag my aching body along with you just so you cant get mad and blog-post on some chink website.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:09:04 2019 No.12331766 >>12330284 It's mostly the boomers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:11:00 2019 No.12331774 >>12330962 you just confirmed with your own confession of insecurity that you are infact very similar to what was described. Do you drive a truck or have your keys on a lanyard, even though you stuff them in your blue jean pocket?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:11:24 2019 No.12331776 File: 196 KB, 700x461, download_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12328176 >pop Imagine being so ashamed of being a flyover you lie about not being one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:13:20 2019 No.12331785 >>12330333 they were already born, let them integrate into society instead of rotting away at home absorbing government funds.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:15:22 2019 No.12331795 >>12330568 Thanks for listening. I really appreciate it, I'm glad you understand it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:16:58 2019 No.12331808 >>12330600 Only a person who has spent at least half a decade in customer service would become so uniquely jaded. Anon, it's time to make a change...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:18:00 2019 No.12331814 >>12330920 Man, where do you live? I can't imagine ever doing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:19:02 2019 No.12331820 >>12331022 >>12331033 she had gummy poos'!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:20:04 2019 No.12331823 >>12331219 >Only two more days in the food industry boys. - Then what? new adventure I hope!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:21:16 2019 No.12331828 >>12331583 how quaint

Anonymous Wed May 15 23:21:46 2019 No.12331830
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>two orders
>second order includes items in cart

>stops cart in the middle of main aisle to try a sample

>"where is the x"
we don't have it at this time
>"no no no, you should have it; I saw it here last week!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:29:45 2019 No.12331859 >>12331700 right? a relative made it, I think for a baby shower

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:30:46 2019 No.12331861 KEEP MOVING OR GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Anonymous Wed May 15 23:32:13 2019 No.12331866

>>12331830
one time this hillbilly chucklefuck barked at me because i was unaware that we didn't have our olive bar stocked. I simply said,
> " I'm sorry, I suppose we're in between
shipments it seems", and then this guy tells me

> " so you don't have them then. Just say you don't have olives.

I don't get people man, it isn't my fault that your mom died or whatever the fuck, don't take out your anger on helpful strangers. Old people these days are classless and immature like children.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:34:41 2019 No.12331874 >>12328174 Imagine being so weak that people with a different skin tone make you afraid. How pathetic.

Anonymous Wed May 15 23:36:13 2019 No.12331882

>>12331866
I fucking hate old people in any kind of customer service. I work for a walk-in clinic and they demand shit from us like it's a restaurant, asking for shots and shit without even wanting to be looked at. Fucking no, we're not gonna inject you with penicillin without even seeing if you're sick, I don't care if you stamp your feet and yell about it, this isn't the fifties anymore and penicillin isn't a magic cure-all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 15 23:37:55 2019 No.12331888 >>12328268 >You've got your list (organized by mental picture of said store layout) How autistic are you? Do you only shop at one store? Do you never venture outside of your routine? Fuck boomers.

Anonymous Thu May 16 00:11:29 2019 No.12331995
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>>12330029
>>12328165
>>12329873
People who are disabled tend to also be fat
My mother has COPD at its 3rd stage and cant exercise without literally dying, admittedly she eats like shit but trying to lose weight whilst only eating well is very difficult, I help her with shopping and stores that dont have carts she literally cant go into, and stores that do usually have people looking or commenting on shit(multiple black people comment on the oxygen tank)
Most people that use them are just fat tho

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:14:43 2019 No.12332008 >>12328165 >Doesn't shop late at night when the store us empty What a fucking cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:24:42 2019 No.12332046 >>12332008 >NEET that stays up all night and sleeps all day detected

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:38:34 2019 No.12332109 >>12331266 >they have to come along with me on a fucking grand quest and sometimes they even have to ask someone else and before I know it I'm walking around with a troupe of 3 grocery store adventurers Best part of the trip dess

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 00:38:57 2019 No.12332113 >>12328165 Niggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:27:21 2019 No.12332240 File: 55 KB, 441x614, 1533585299134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >self check out >scanner is fucking room temperature IQ FUCK IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME DO YOUR FUCKING JOB MAKE SURE THE MACHINES ARE UP TO FUCKING SNUFF

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:32:48 2019 No.12332251 >>12328187 >no you

Anonymous Thu May 16 01:35:40 2019 No.12332258

>>12332240
>I'm doing yur jawb hur dur
why do so many of you dumbasses think using self-checkout is doing their jobs? First of all, you select it by choice, no one has forced you to use it. In my opinion self-checkout is faster and more convenient than going to a wagie. If your dumbass cant figure out how to use it, dont bother trying.

Anonymous Thu May 16 01:39:54 2019 No.12332268
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>>12332258
>cashier checks me out for 27 years
>no forced to wait for all 1 cashier to work through the line up
>machines do no correctly scan the bar code half the time on non-processed foods
>either eat like shit, wait a fuck load longer then before when there were 4 clerks, or wait for some ass monkey to put in their super sekret code to make the machine unlock

I'm not a fucking fool. I can work it out. My local store just has very very shit scanners. We don't even have a walmart but old ladies and men clog the human clerk so it takes 15 minutes to check out with some chicken, eggs, and kiwis.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:45:35 2019 No.12332283 >>12332268 It must suck living in a third world country with hand-me-down self-checkout machines. Never had problems like that with self-checkout machines in over ten years in any store I've been to.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:48:23 2019 No.12332290 >>12330025 is this in austin?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:48:33 2019 No.12332292 >>12332283 We don't have a walmart. That should tell you every single thing about where I live. Single gas station. Single steak house. Single shitty little run down market that thought it NEEDED to automate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:51:12 2019 No.12332299 >>12332292 I understand that anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 01:59:15 2019 No.12332313 >>12331104 Have you tried the men's room?

Anonymous Thu May 16 02:04:13 2019 No.12332325

>>12332268
people are less inclined to take you seriously when you refer to other people doing their jobs as 'ass monkeys'. Also, there may be fewer cashiers at your local grocer for a number of reasons you can't really understand as a consumer. you really sound like a loser and i hope you get in a car wreck with a young family.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:05:34 2019 No.12332329 File: 1.05 MB, 1395x966, B&WDIAMONDS_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332325 BASED!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:07:07 2019 No.12332335 File: 965 KB, 686x762, aderall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12331995 fat people make excuses, just like you are doing for your mom. get fit or get fucked, R'tard".

Anonymous Thu May 16 02:12:40 2019 No.12332347

>>12330029
im sure the cashier who has half the spending power of someone in 1982 and is still making min wage set below 8 dollars an hour is super happy to lick your ballsack and tickle your butthole inbetween getting reemed by their manager for not going fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:14:46 2019 No.12332352 >>12328237 he probably doesnt give a shit and so should you, paranoid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:17:25 2019 No.12332359 File: 51 KB, 669x1040, 1548975690060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck wagies! fuck cunt'stomers... fuck managies. fuck cash nibba. fuk u.

Anonymous Thu May 16 02:46:51 2019 No.12332426

>>12331266
Back when I worked retail, what would happen if you just gave someone a direction was that they wouldn't find what they were looking for and 5-10 minutes later they'd come back and be pissed, so what I had to do with customers like you was that I'd give the directions, then wait a minute, and then go find you and ask how it's going and nudge you the right way anyways. So for convenience sake I just show where shit is from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 02:53:02 2019 No.12332441 People who keep shopping while in the line. These people should be executed by the grocery store guards.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:00:43 2019 No.12332458 >>12328165 I went to Wegmans and it was based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 03:45:46 2019 No.12332582 >>12330229 its considerably more important than the EBT parasites and soccer moms that do that shit >>12330295 what the fuck are you even talking about?

Anonymous Thu May 16 03:58:08 2019 No.12332594

>>12328304
I never see this because there's almost never a wait for a place to check out. However I do see fucking multigenerational blacks at the beginning of every month with multiple shopping carts blocking whole aisles.

Make a list and send a few people out. Do not go out like an insect colony and have people randomly grab shit and throw it in the carts. This is why your card is empty and your bills are shit. Little Tyrone there is just grabbing what he wants and chucking it in cart two out of three.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:19:59 2019 No.12332613 >>12332240 >>12330029 >hurrr durrr not doin yer job fer ya!!! its literally 2 minutes or 32 cents worth of labor you lazy faggot

Anonymous Thu May 16 04:28:34 2019 No.12332628

-Scum of the earth lazy degenerates who leave their carts in a parking space or on a median, and I've never worked at a grocery store. It's just infuriating how fucking lazy that is.

-Self-checkout as a growing replacement for most checkout aisles instead of just express lanes. Most people on average have proven they are too slow to make that work on a larger scale without creating major bottlenecks. In stores that have added more self-checkout kiosks, it's paradoxically becoming quicker on average to hop in line for the manned checkout despite there being less clerks and baggers.

-store literally moves aisles and shelves around and gets rid of the best parking spaces to cater to a shitty curbside grocery delivery service that's clearly not getting used because all the spaces are perpetually empty months after launching. Thanks for moving all your shit around in bizarre groupings where no one can find it on a whim, you stupid Kroger corperate fucks.

Anonymous Thu May 16 04:30:46 2019 No.12332629
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I need to record myself how many times I say "excuse me". Most younger people mumble to themselves and stumble out of my way in a cowardly manner that it's hard not to laugh at them. I'm thinking society has become anti social in general. Everyone is mostly a freak and nervous as fuck and only a handful of people I see are able to maintain composure.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:42:50 2019 No.12332648 >>12328165 Other customers are my biggest annoyance. I wish everyone would fuck off and die.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:44:44 2019 No.12332654 >>12328176 Well la dee da, look at mr organic and his farmers markets.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 04:45:51 2019 No.12332658 >>12328237 He wants to fuck

Anonymous Thu May 16 04:55:49 2019 No.12332675

>>12328165
I think the store manager hates me.

I buy yogurt but I'm the type of person who checks all the expiration dates and only buys the yogurt with the farthest expiration dates possible.

The store manager must have realized this because he suddenly put the yogurt with the earliest expiration date in front while stuffing the yogurt with the farthest expiration date all the way in the back that it requires you to use your entire arm to reach for the yogurt you want in the back.

I don't understand why the store manager acts like this. I buy my yogurt in bulk once every 2 weeks and the manager wants me to buy yogurt that expires in like 1 week instead of 2 weeks later.

It's not like I only buy one yogurt at a time.

I usually buy 6 to 8 bottles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 05:01:30 2019 No.12332682 >>12332675 It's called rotating you schizo fuck. If he started doing it recently, it's probably because he got bitched at by his mangers for shrinkage or some other meme reason corporate makes up to justify their existence.

Anonymous Thu May 16 05:08:18 2019 No.12332686

>>12332675
must be a really small store if the manager is noticing a single person buying stuff based on expiration dates once every 2 weeks
i buy almost everything based on furthest expiration date but it seems like other people just grab the closest thing to them.

>>12332682
majority of people dont even look at expiration dates anyways, especially if something goes on special.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 05:36:31 2019 No.12332725 >>12328165 Someone blocking the whole aisle with their cart. Can't really think of anything else, I live in a nice neighborhood so other shoppers aren't a nuisance and the grocery store itself is perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:20:07 2019 No.12332781 >>12328165 >Overseeing the self-checkout >Customers expect me to scan their items Fuck you guys

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:25:17 2019 No.12332789 >>12332686 >but it seems like other people just grab the closest thing to them. I usually aim for the stuff that's reaching its limit. It's cheaper and less food goes to the trash

Anonymous Thu May 16 06:29:12 2019 No.12332797

>>12332686
When something is on sale most people look at the expiration date immediately even if they don't usually look at expiration dates. It makes it far more likely that it doesn't have much life left, obviously, and most people are aware of that.

Anonymous Thu May 16 06:37:31 2019 No.12332808

old people in general. I don't work in grocery but I work customer service and old people are the most demanding, vitriolic, ungrateful fuckers. Especially considering how much time they have to blow through stop signs and aimlessly drive around like retards in my city.

Anonymous Thu May 16 06:41:27 2019 No.12332812

whoever that bitch is that buys 3 things and then tries to suck money out of a depleted EBT card/debit card/expired coupons for like 15 minutes and the store manager for not telling her to fuck off when it happens so it doesn't gridlock the entire store.

Anonymous Thu May 16 06:43:27 2019 No.12332816
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>milk maids?
>The women that go through every gallon of milk, looking for that later date, as if somewhere beyond all the other gallons is a container of milk that won't go bad for at least a decade.

Anonymous Thu May 16 06:45:01 2019 No.12332818

>>12332240
>>12332258
>>12332268
>>12332613
You guys aren’t even focusing on the most important part

>HURR DURR IM NOT DOING UR JOB FOR U AT SELF CHECKOUT

>literally implying the cashier got up one day, went to the store, built the self check out stand, and then forced customers to use it
>implying the self checkout stand isn’t entirely the store owners and the managements fault

Anonymous Thu May 16 06:50:23 2019 No.12332830

Blacks that attempt to rip off the store and get into arguments with management and cashiers. I have to deal with these fuckers as well at my job, I get the most retarded scams come my way like how the refund check I gave them didn't cash for the full amount at the bank and I need to pay them the remainder. Typically when this shit happens now I tell them I'll look into it and then lock myself in the cctv room until they leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:54:28 2019 No.12332839 >Finding out the 12oz jar of mayonnaise is less per-unit cost than the 32-oz jar of mayonnaise. it's not even a sale thing because I've seen one where both units were on sale, the bigger one was labeled "VALUE!" and the smaller one was cheaper

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 06:55:46 2019 No.12332846 >>12329914 have sex.

Anonymous Thu May 16 09:46:00 2019 No.12333215

>go to self check out
>scan a beer
>PLEASE WAIT FOR AUTHORIZATION
>employee staring at nothing
>PLEASE WAIT FOR AUTHORIZATION
>line starts forming
>PLEASE WAIT FOR AUTHORIZATION
>finally able to scan the rest of my shit and leave
>line at the manned check out lane is already done, could've just gone there

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 09:47:37 2019 No.12333220 >>12331776 >>EASTERN MICHIGAN IS A FUCKING FLYOVER STATE ADUUUHHHHHHPPBPHPBPPFPFLFLFPFLFPFLRLFLFLFKFLFK

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 12:12:43 2019 No.12333676 >>12328268 I think you have a little of the 'tism

Anonymous Thu May 16 12:16:59 2019 No.12333691

>>12330029
>boomers who stand in the aisle
holy fuck, this is true. Bill and Jerry gotta talk about the recent fishing trip and how their nephew is being a little shit.
>self checkout
nah man. if you're only getting a couple things the self checkout is awesome. much faster and you don't have to talk to people.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 12:18:07 2019 No.12333694 >>12330333 they do it to make you feel more at home

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 12:20:59 2019 No.12333706 >>12333694 baste

Anonymous Thu May 16 12:22:28 2019 No.12333712

>>12330920
Buying alcohol
>Oh, party tonight?
Buying cigarettes
>These things are bad for you you know!
Buying energy drinks
>Oh, only one today?
Buying lottery tickets
>Are you sure, that's a lot!
Buying frozen food
>Oh this is no good, you should try X instead
Fucking leave me alone

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 12:24:12 2019 No.12333718 Fuck these entitled ass boomers that want the world out of some minimum wage wage-slave.

Anonymous Thu May 16 12:26:38 2019 No.12333724
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Employee
>Putting frozen food in the refrigerated section
>Putting a product where it doesn't belong because the product below it is also ham or cheese (I see this too much)
>Putting a cold item atop the area where it would normally go (Add a mix of example two for more annoyance)
>Asshats standing in the center of an aisle and talking it up with someone they know, move faggots
>Parking your cart when someone is pulling out a pallet or wheelie of stuff to the floor and there are other people behind them
>While checking out "Can I get one more item, I won't be long" No you can't and don't try it or I'm cancelling your order, did this once to her dismay years ago
>Related to my employees: Round up the electric buggies and charge them, don't leave them in the rain you lazy faggots
>We close in ten minutes, why are you and your big ass family of nine browsing when it is clear we are winding down
>"Hi, can you help in this area on the other side of the store?"
>To the management, don't start doing things when I come in and don't pull that it's really important, you had eight hours to pack that shit out. Also, you're not impressing anyone with trying to rearrange the backroom, they don't care and the job you want was already given to the guy with actual experience on the floor instead of being the assistant manager at the fucking food court. Your passive-aggressiveness isn't going to work on me, suck my dick and do a better job

Anonymous Thu May 16 12:40:45 2019 No.12333773

>That self-important cunt who deigns to inform you about how much you, as an employee, should be charging for this item, rather than the listed price
Wow, I had never thought of that. Allow me to change the listed retail price for you. You fucking moron.

Anonymous Thu May 16 12:41:32 2019 No.12333776
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I don't work in grocery, but in retail. Still annoyed
>customers arguing with eachother at the register
>never reading fine print on coupons
>"if there's no price its free, right? hahahaha I'm a real joker"
>too much info or conversation
grocery store peeves:
>broken eggs in the carton. why does every dozen have a broken egg?
>people commenting on my alcohol
>the nigs who just take handfuls of candy out of the bulk dispensers
>the seafood meat counter closing at 7pm before I get off work

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 12:43:03 2019 No.12333780 File: 7 KB, 260x194, 1496866859093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12333712 >tfw a touchy degenerate

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 12:54:25 2019 No.12333815 File: 11 KB, 236x253, 1556893301052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't people just do their shopping in quiet and leave me the fuck alone when I'm working, I don't want to talk to you I have shit to do.

Anonymous Thu May 16 13:13:03 2019 No.12333885

you know what's really fucking annoying? large goblin families that go to the food bank and leave with 2 full large carts of food. Then they get $900 dollars a month for food from the grocery store using ebt. Then they get $1300 dollars a month from social security or welfare. After all that is said and done, the lazy fucks just end up going out to McDonald's.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:42:20 2019 No.12333988 >>12328176 Flyover here. I spend my neet bucks at the farmers market for wooden troll tokens that I then exchange for stupid shit like jelly rolls and cheese bread shit. Sometimes I go to wally world to buy the greasy stuff and ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:42:22 2019 No.12333989 >>12330019 What a fucking sad existence

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 13:44:59 2019 No.12334001 >>12333815 Excuse me where is X item? Is X item good, have you tried it? I don't see any X item on the shelf do you have any in the back?

Anonymous Thu May 16 13:51:57 2019 No.12334030

>>12328165
>When people walk side by side, blocking the entire fucking lane
>When two people have a conversation, coincidentally right in front of the item I need to get
>When the fucking spics bring their entire family but still don't have enough hands to watch their 5 kids and give me a dirty look for almost hitting one with my cart
>When the coupon is extremely fucking specific and they have every variety but what's on the coupon
>when there is no fucking bagger and the cashier doesn't bag as he goes, so I've gotta do it
>They don't restock the item I always buy and I've gotta run to another store
>all of the meat is shitty looking, but they are still asking choice or prime prices for it
>the bananas are all green or black
>the lady selling fried chicken takes her sweet fucking time
>they only have organic versions of a common fruit or veg
>The meat man gets pissed when I make him get me a custom cut since all of the meat looks like shit or I need something specifically
>they don't sell wine because of some FUCKING GARBAGE state law, let alone liquor
>the one spice I need has run out
>the line is really fucking long and the cashier is 90 so they move as slowly as possible
>the one cart you grab has the fucking jittery wheel that squeaks but it doesn't start until you're a good distance from the carts so you just put up with it
>"""day old""" bakery bread is hard as a rock
>Item clearly belongs in one aisle, but is in a completely different aisle due to some dumb technicality (or those fucking end caps)
>they have some obscure shit every time I go but the one time I decide to cook it they don't have it
>milk expires in 2 days, every single jug is like that
>milk expires BEFORE the date on the jug, so you just know some dumb worker fucked with the fridge temps or some shit
>worker stocking the shelf during a busy time in a really busy aisle so the traffic there is a nightmare

I fucking hate the grocery store, if you can't tell

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:00:19 2019 No.12334069

>people who follow you around the store and are always in your way
>hippie parents who let their kids run around the store half naked
>people who don't know if they want to go down the aisle or not so just block the whole lane and half of the intersecting one to stare around in confusion
>cashier who thinks my fucking drivers license is fake
>grocery store sells wine, beer, and sake but no other liquor forcing me to go to a package store

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:02:34 2019 No.12334084

>>12330019
>be me, like 12 years old
>sometimes go to grocery store to browse comic books and magazines
>didn't have a lot of money so rarely bought anything
>reading some gaming mag
>minding my own business when this old boomer comes down the aisle
>he sees me and says "THIS ISNT A LIBRARY!"
>I glance over at him, then go back to reading the mag
>he stands there for a minute, then shuffles off

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:11:04 2019 No.12334120
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>almost every 5 minutes stopped by some old lady to get something off the top shel because tall
>nigress with her 6 hoodrat kids
>druggies talking to themselves in the middle of the chip isle
>middle aged man giving me a stink eye for no reason
>children staring at me
>random person makes joke because I was bobbing my head to music

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:22:33 2019 No.12334176 >>12331874 imagine being so dumb that you think dislike equals fear

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:34:42 2019 No.12334221

>>12332628
It's really awful. Corporate is pushing us to us self checkout when people are too fucking retarded to use it. I can bang out 3 normal orders at a checklane in the time one person goes through self checkout. Clicklist curbside pickup is a fucking mess, too. It's a good service but not when the employee shopper have literal peanut brains and select either rotten produce or broken cartons of eggs. The company needs to perform incompetence purges throughout every store and hire people who can DO THE JOBS.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:35:11 2019 No.12334224 >>12331874 >muh homophobia/islamophobia/nigophobia The left's bastardization of language and its most basic level is truly their greatest strength.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:37:53 2019 No.12334233 >>12331830 Your formatting is atrocious, I have no idea what you are trying to convey

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:39:06 2019 No.12334239

>>12334221
Those stores with tiny fucking self checkout things are infuriating. I just want to not talk to anyone but they make it fucking impossible to check out if you have more than like 3 items. Plus that loud ass voice stating every little thing I'm buying is extremely grating, I'm not a fucking nigger, you don't have to worry about me shoplifting.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:40:28 2019 No.12334249 >>12331690 >>12332613 t. seething walmart employee's

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:41:47 2019 No.12334256 >>12333712 this shit only happens in movies. >>12332797 depends, could also be a matter of overstock. >>12332789 but what if you can chose between a newer and an older product because the price is still the same for either?

Anonymous Thu May 16 14:43:05 2019 No.12334260

>>12331995
Losing weight is 90-95% diet you retard. You are seriously overestimating how many calories you burn for standard exercise compared to how many calories you eat from typical American sized meals. Going out on walks or biking to work as weight loss methods are boomer memes, and look at how big they are.

There are some extremely rare disorders that make your body less efficient in absorbing calories in order to put on weight, but there is never a medical reason to be a fat fuck. Now granted if you have something like COPD that makes your life shit regardless of what weight you are then I won't hate you for choosing to be a fat fuck, so long as you know that it is indeed a conscious choice you are making.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:45:00 2019 No.12334270 >want a particular variety of a product >every other variety of it is fully stocked but the variety I want is completely sold out, like as though someone just up and bought the whole set at once

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:45:26 2019 No.12334271 >>12334249 ive never even worked in a retail store before you colossal faggot its just retarded how people act like they are forced to go to that store when they have options.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:53:14 2019 No.12334300 File: 24 KB, 440x372, cheeseburger-ball-gag-thumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12332629 Maybe you're just an ugly sack of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 14:58:19 2019 No.12334326 Having to go to the Mexican aisle to get proper sugar cane soda

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:06:08 2019 No.12334361 File: 331 KB, 960x960, b1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12334271 >has never worked retail >acts like an authority on retail related opinions

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:14:06 2019 No.12334401 >>12334361 >opinion is not valid cause i never worked in said industry ok faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:16:40 2019 No.12334410 >>12333724 Retard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:35:19 2019 No.12334465 >>12328268 This hurt to read

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:38:43 2019 No.12334474 >store is all out of common item save for the super special deluxe version that costs 5 times what I normally pay for it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 15:53:37 2019 No.12334545 >>12332675 I can assure you as a store manager i couldn't care less, they only thing someone might get annoyed with is if you move everything around so the dates are all fucked up and it's more work for the dairy monkey to sort out

Anonymous Thu May 16 15:55:50 2019 No.12334550

>tfw you have to move someone's cart a little to get a pallet through the aisle or something
>customer comes running as though you're about to steal their(your) items and take a massive shit in the cart or something

I've started doing this intentionally to fuck with 'em.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:02:57 2019 No.12334581 >>12334084 Did he even work there? >this reply is probably too late to get an answer

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:04:50 2019 No.12334585 >>12332458 Try dropping half a zan before going to wigmens. I literally screamed "based"! When I tried it myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:06:42 2019 No.12334592 >>12332458 I worked there and it was not based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:06:50 2019 No.12334595 >>12334581 Nah, he had a cart with items in it. Still not sure why he took offense to some kid reading a magazine in a store.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:07:47 2019 No.12334596 >>12332629 You sound like a fag who lives in the Midwest.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:09:03 2019 No.12334600 >>12332675 Nobody is out to get you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:09:34 2019 No.12334601 >>12331823 That’s the hope, anon Office job with good benefits, salary, and regular schedule

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:11:09 2019 No.12334605 >>12332808 Old people are so based. They can cut a baby cock, litter some plastic, and say something racist in less than a minute.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:13:07 2019 No.12334610 >>12332818 I look at people sideways when it is implied a lowly worker had anything to do with policies that are agitating a red-faced customer. Literal spook.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:16:52 2019 No.12334621 >>12333724 Get fucked R" tardo.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 16:19:43 2019 No.12334635 >>12331874 >disgust means fear What are you, black?

Anonymous Thu May 16 16:20:52 2019 No.12334640

>>12334030
Why do people walk next to eacother on sidewalks. It is first world courtesy, or better yet an implied social rule that you stick to the right. I want to stab these faggots who make me veer off the pavement or slow down just so they can brush shoulders with me instead of moving out of the way. I just don't understand who raised these people. Fucking trash, now I'm mad, wtf.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 17:54:20 2019 No.12335005 If you hate grocery shopping that much why not just get your groceries delivered?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:00:33 2019 No.12335018 >>12335005 Because shopping like that is for cucks. In the future no one will have any social skills because of stupid shitty online services.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:25:31 2019 No.12335096 >>12335018 >In the future The future is now, Grandpa. Just look at the people posting in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:29:59 2019 No.12335110 File: 86 KB, 912x768, 1544586080385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12334595 >Boomer You know why, you should be mowing his lawn for a nickel

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:32:34 2019 No.12335124 >>12328268 Literally me, wtf. I even organize when using a cashier when I get a week+ of groceries. This is bullshit. I have autism? I'm constantly thinking about how to be as efficient as possible every time =(

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 18:33:49 2019 No.12335127 >>12328278 If I see someone behind me with less items, maybe 6 max, I'll let them go ahead of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:01:46 2019 No.12335219 >>12335096 yeah, you sheeple are getting ready for slaughter, eh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:09:05 2019 No.12335255 >>12330600 Can confirm am also a boothnigger. It's gotten a little better we got a courtesy booth manager recently and she installed a minifridge and a microwave in the back and a money scale for counting drawers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:10:29 2019 No.12335268 >>12332628 >Kroger This has all happened in my Walmart. Our Kroger is still the same. Based Smith's.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:17:00 2019 No.12335300 >>12334410 >>12334621 t. assistant managers

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:19:08 2019 No.12335312 >>12335300 Retard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:20:00 2019 No.12335315 >>12335312 Back to work Jeff.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:20:36 2019 No.12335318 >>12335315 Retard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:21:50 2019 No.12335326 File: 217 KB, 960x885, 3540d317a248b04002a5f92c908120480617c53d5f4812ed485349d5d9e48835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12335318 mad

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:24:11 2019 No.12335337 >>12335326 Retard

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:33:56 2019 No.12335375 >>12333724 >don't try it or i'm canceling your order BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:37:33 2019 No.12335392 >>12328176 Yeah dude flyovers have never heard of farmers markets. They don’t even have farmers there! Fuckin losers lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:40:47 2019 No.12335402 >>12330007 Are you saying you actually WANT to use self check out? Why would you do the job a cashier is supposed to do? They get paid for it, make them work for their money.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:41:24 2019 No.12335406 >>12335392 I live in flyover land and there are plenty of farmers markets all over. Anyway, why do people get so butthurt about flyover area, never understood that. Anyway who wants coasties around, there pricks anyway.

Anonymous Thu May 16 19:49:11 2019 No.12335444

The middle aged retards who still can't use their card correctly.
The soyboys/hippies/natural organic food woman and all that kind of people who always bitch about not bagging their cruelty-free tomatoes correctly.
People who argue about sales and out of stock item for ages. Go get a differed coupon at the customer service counter or fuck off.
Deli counter clerks who think it's ok to cut the meat so thin it just falls apart in pieces then blank out when I refuse to take it. Maybe ask me or show me a slice before you fuck up my entire order.
When they have some local school kids bagging up groceries to collect funds.

On a positive note, the one thing that always work great is when a bagger or stocker decides to help out with the checkout lines and opens another one. These guys are always fast as fuck and never have any problems. I wish they were the regular cashiers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:49:58 2019 No.12335450 >>12335402 Not having to talk or interact with another human being can be a plus.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 19:50:19 2019 No.12335452 >>12335402 Self check out is infinitely better than going through the cashier if you know what you're doing Plus you can bag your stuff exactly how you want, no literal retard bagging your items and fucking shit up

Anonymous Thu May 16 19:56:42 2019 No.12335483

>>12334030
>>Item clearly belongs in one aisle, but is in a completely different aisle due to some dumb technicality (or those fucking end caps)

WHY ARE CANNED TOMATOES NOT WITH ALL THE OTHER CANNED GOODS BUT INSTEAD IN THE MEXICAN FOOD SECTION 3 AISLES OVER FUCK YOUUUU

Anonymous Thu May 16 20:21:41 2019 No.12335559

>>12335444
>stocker decides to help out with the checkout lines and opens another one. These guys are always fast as fuck and never have any problems. I wish they were the regular cashiers.
Checked. Also it's because the stockers started on front end and moved up. But I'm usually busy with a dairy truck so I never go help cashier unless a manager calls me by name.

Anonymous Thu May 16 20:28:46 2019 No.12335585

>>12335483
>mexican hot sauces are with the tacos and salsa
>asian hot sauces are with the instant ramen (which is in a different aisle than regular instant cup noodles)
>generic/murican hot sauces are with the condiments
>non-hot sauces are with the tomato sauce
>balsamic vinegar is in the fancy stuff aisle instead of with any other sauce/condiment
>bouillon and stock are in a different section as well
I hate this.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:33:05 2019 No.12335603 >>12330169 Because MB is a discount chain populated by fucking lowlifes, love the guy in Attleboro who looks retarded and openly sports a bunch of white power tattoos

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 20:34:27 2019 No.12335608 >>12331035 Predictable beta with pent up rage lmao keep servicing us you disposable swine

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:01:21 2019 No.12335935 >be a bagger for a year >people like it when i bag >get tips whenever i help them to their car >be told not to take tips >take tips anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:24:30 2019 No.12336063 >>12328237 >not giving him the head nod.

Anonymous Thu May 16 22:32:18 2019 No.12336093

>>12330284
Working in the deli was the worst year of my life. Deli is hell. I transferred to produce at one point and it was 1000x better. Produce is crazy comfy compared to the shithole that is the deli.

deli:
>literally a customer every single second, nonstop
>entire deli staff is elderly women who fight all day, and that one weird guy
>gross slimy meat blocks
>hot greasy fryers

produce:
>all workers are chill dudes
>literally just stack fruits and veggies all day
>speak with a customer maybe twice an hour
>everything is clean
>get to drive around the forklift in the stock room if you're lucky

Leave Deli

Anonymous Thu May 16 22:32:48 2019 No.12336096
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>>12328165
>clearly sees your in her peripheral excuse me
>excuse me
>she beings to search more intensely, not hearing your
>MA'AM!
>Uhhhh ohhhh, SORRY!!!

Fuck you cunt, you know what you're doing. Don't get me started on minorities with their brood.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:34:08 2019 No.12336106 >>12331774 imagine being a nignog lover

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:51:59 2019 No.12336191 >>12335935 Kroger allows tips via the labor contract. I've gotten twenties twice from this one retired black lady that was high up at bnsf. As a cashier, didn't even take her shit outside.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:54:21 2019 No.12336199 >>12336093 Dairy here. I get paid to lift weights in a cooler. Love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:54:25 2019 No.12336200 >>12330204 well, i'm not old, i'm not a kid, i'm not on EBT, and i'm not overweight. so what was admitted, exactly?

Anonymous Thu May 16 22:56:19 2019 No.12336206
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>>12328165
Assholes that load up 40 items in the express lane, and stand there until every single item is scanned. THEN they bust out a check book and take their sweet fucking time writing that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 22:57:54 2019 No.12336214 >>12335005 Just go to Amazon stores and steal things every few days, nobody will stop you

Anonymous Thu May 16 23:05:06 2019 No.12336244

>>12336206
This and idiots taking a cart piled to the brim to the self check-out lane. I go to those when I only have a handful of items (like most people who use them) because they’re quick and standing in line behind several people with a months’ worth of groceries at the regular lane is pointless when I only have two items. But nah, occasionally you get fucking dumbasses buying enough food to feed an army taking their sweet time at self-checkout, not understanding the fact that their incompetent, moronic selves aren’t trained to scan items as fast as the cashiers so they’re wasting both their own time and everyone else’s. Fucking apes.
Yes I mad.

Anonymous Thu May 16 23:26:20 2019 No.12336329

>>12328165
Worked prepared foods at Dean & Deluca. We gave out free samples there as a sales method and got the same rude old lady who’d occasionally come in 10 minutes before closing for her before-bed snack, which was several samples from my section without paying for anything. This is when we as employees were already beginning closing duties with the managers’ permission since they take 45 minutes to an hour to finish. She’d come up and ask me to unwrap everything, which I normally wouldn’t care about since the shop was still technically open and customer’s have the right to order food, except for the fact that her cunt ass always talked to me in the nastiest tone and every other time would flag down a manager to complain about me or other workers for the stupidest reasons. Thankfully all the managers recognized her and knew she was a cunt so they never took any action against us over her complaints, and some employees had the balls to straight up fuck with her because they knew any complaints she made wouldn’t affect them, but it still pissed me off that she had the nerve to try and get us to lose our jobs because we didn’t meet her ridiculous expectations for slaving over her free meal.

And no this isn’t a larp. The old white people in that wealthy neighborhood could be so fucking nasty it was almost impossible to hold your tongue, but she was by far the worst.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:38:56 2019 No.12336375 >>12331995 Is that LTG?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:41:41 2019 No.12336381 >>12336375 Nevermind, it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:54:00 2019 No.12336418 >>12335300 imagine being proud of being the shitgoblin prince of a grocery store...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 16 23:57:27 2019 No.12336430 >>12335326 >are my kind. >they...

Anonymous Thu May 16 23:59:30 2019 No.12336436

>>12335444
I can't speak on behalf of other deli associates, but i don't think its "okay" to cut meat thin until it falls apart for no reason. There isn't anything to conspire over, I'd chalk up your experiences to mentally forfeited employees who just got done with 10 other customers who asked for shaven turkey or some bullshit.

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:01:36 2019 No.12336442
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The classic grandma who pays in cash and has dozen lottery coupons she want's to have checked and redone. And of course she starts packing her groceries in front of the fucking card machine.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 00:01:57 2019 No.12336445 >>12335935 just say fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 00:12:36 2019 No.12336470 >>12333712 this doesn't happen, outside of movies. I've worked at multiple grocery stores and they harped on NOT doing this because it makes the customer feel judged/uncomfortable.

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:17:09 2019 No.12336491

>>12328165

>I always treat aisles like roads, move your cart down the right hand side like you're driving a car
>in fact, most traffic rules apply here; stay a cart-length behind, always watch out for pedestrians, etc.
>but there's always some chucklefuck that will barrel down the middle, or someone that will come at you head-on and then get pissed like you're the one fucking shit up for everybody
>or that crusty old cunt that will park her cart diagonally in the middle of the aisle and just leave it there while she roams up and down grabbing one thing at a time before shuffling it back to her pile
>or that fat mexican broad that sits there talking on her phone in front of the shit you need while her sixteen brats run up and down the aisle screaming

I fucking hate shopping.

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:24:32 2019 No.12336508
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>>12336093
I've just started my 5th month working in a grocery store deli, and even though we are a lower density/ lower traffic location, it seems that 75% of the total amount of customers which walk through the entrance at the very least stop by to browse our display, or more likely to be waited on. There are times where I just feel so overwhelmed because I have a backlog of 3 customers who are staring me down as I rush to finish with the current customer without feeling pushy or disrespectful. There is a surprising amount of stress despite it being a repetitive, low skill job which can be done in air conditioning.
The few points your made about your time working in the deli resonated with me to a suspicious degree; for one, you mention working with older women, which I do as well. Out of the 4 female coworkers I have, 3 of them are over the age of 45, the oldest teetering on 60. The manager is a middle aged Jamaican woman, and she is exactly how you may imagine- very unpleasant, surveilling, quick to comment on what your doing wrong, awfully keen on trying to find something to snap at, just the type of person you can't be to sure around because of their bi-polar temperament.
Also, there is a resident " weird guy", but I assume he isn't there as proof of wasted potential, but because he may have mental issues and a severe lack of confidence.
More often than not, I find myself peering over to produce, which is across the pond to the deli counter, and I always take note of how loose the workers are, how comfortable they seem. I get envious, I'll confess. They don't have a bitch managers huffing over everything, they don't need to provide rapid fire customer service, they are allowed time to escape to the back of the store and go about work without interacting with people. All of them look so cheery and familial. I tell myself that I'm the one being built up with experience and a tolerance for pressure because I remain here, frustrated and longing.

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:32:03 2019 No.12336533

>>12336508
Honestly I really want to get stuff from the deli but I don't even know how. Like, if I want some cheese, do I ask for so and so cheese in such and such kg or lb or what? Or is everything on display just for display and you have stuff presliced behind the counter? I

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:33:18 2019 No.12336536

Hey grocery store fags, I've been going to the same store for 5 years and I'm probably the only white guy who goes there (I live in an Asian country). I'm moving soon to go back home.
I don't have conversations with the staff but obviously they recognize me and we're polite.
Should I say goodbye, or something? Would that be weird?

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:37:33 2019 No.12336546

>>12336508
Regarding the weird guy, yeah, my guy was really nice, I just always thought "dude wtf did you do with your life to end up in this deli at 70?".

I got lucky when another store of the same company opened up near by, so I they had tons of open spots and I got a place in produce. Are sundays, specifically right before football games start, insanely busy there?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 00:38:34 2019 No.12336548 File: 106 KB, 628x451, 4DFC2EB6-F621-4F6D-BEEF-F5BB0D706DC9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bogo >there’s only one item left

Anonymous Fri May 17 00:59:13 2019 No.12336612 [DELETED]

>>12336533
People have this misconception that what they are pointing at is visible and exactly configured as they see it in the front display. We keep opened meats and cheeses in large ziploc bags, each product of each brand has a designated spot but the items within these spots are not uniform, so it requires some digging to find the right product. If you are in America I advise that you ask for your order weighed in pounds (lbs.), or if you already know what you are getting you can also make the process smoother and ask for the amount of slices you desire at your preferred thickness. Each item has a different density so it is a lot of guesswork and internal weighing from your hand alone to suppose how much you've already sliced. people assume the slicer has a built in scale, it does not.

>>12336546
my guy is probably in his early 40's, and he talks to himself quietly, maybe a habit he formed after so many years being left alone with his thoughts and duties to accompany him.

As for transferring, that is something I would like for myself, but it might be too soon, and also it would have to happen at the same location bc it is in walking distance of my residence. What keeps me from absolute dissatisfaction are the nice people you will meet on the job, the smiling faces and hope for the future, knowing you won't always be here, existing in this role, it is but a footnote in my development as a person. I dislike that I think like this though, I feel it paints over the wonderful coworkers and store employees I have the pleasure of being around, people who are full adults and working these jobs. I hope the best for everybody.

Anonymous Fri May 17 01:16:14 2019 No.12336652

>>12336546
You’d have to ask someone from that culture honestly bc the perspective on what’s weird is different to every culture. Maybe casually mention you’re going to a different country soon, probably the best option as a generalized non-culture-specific sort of way

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 01:17:15 2019 No.12336657 >>12336652 Ah, feck, meant to respond to >>12336536

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 01:42:02 2019 No.12336733 >>12328304 I live in a really shitty state but I've never seen something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:11:14 2019 No.12336787 File: 63 KB, 670x893, angry pepper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] two shoppers with carts going the opposite direction stopping at the same point too engrossed at whatever they're looking at to notice they've blocked the whole aisle

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:13:29 2019 No.12336795 >employee people thinking I know where shit is when I'm just the guy that bags the bread

Anonymous Fri May 17 02:20:29 2019 No.12336810
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>only two checkout stations open, people in line have 3,000 items
I'll just use the self checko--
>people at every station paying for at least 20 items in slow motion
>have to wait 10-15 minutes almost every time

Anonymous Fri May 17 02:24:23 2019 No.12336822

>>12328165
It doesn't annoy me but it is very funny when some dumbass brings me a big ass steak or piece of chicken, wants it well done and then tells me they'll be back in 5 minutes to pick it up.
Nothing better than telling them shits still barely even cooked and they get pissy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:25:27 2019 No.12336826 >>12332347 t. seething libshit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:27:39 2019 No.12336832 >>12331830 >"no no no, you should have it; I saw it here last week!" Literally spent 20 minutes in the cooler on my phone when some lady said this to me and then walked back out to tell her we didn't have it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:30:20 2019 No.12336838 >>12332816 Every day I see more of this movie in my store

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:30:56 2019 No.12336839 >>12333215 I do that on purpose

Anonymous Fri May 17 02:32:38 2019 No.12336842

>>12336470
The last store I was a cashier at made me do this because they thought that having stupid conversations with the customers would draw their attention away from the fact that the company was running the store into the ground
Management would run stings just to see if I made a conversation with every single customer and read through the conversation checklist, even if they were just buying a pack of gun.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:34:14 2019 No.12336847 >>12336810 damn he has a huge nose

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:35:21 2019 No.12336851 >>12336842 Well, you said they were running the store into the ground, this is a good example of what not to do. Pretty much anywhere that wants to stay in business is gonna tell you the opposite, don't comment on what the customer buys.

Anonymous Fri May 17 02:36:47 2019 No.12336856
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>>12336093
>be grill worker
>only one person there, two if im lucky
>mfw have to cook, prep, man the register, wash dishes and act as a waiter/busboy all at once
I fucking wish I could go back to the deli

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:37:31 2019 No.12336859 >>12336851 Oh I know its bad I was just saying that it does happen, albeit very rarely.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:42:01 2019 No.12336872 >>12330600 i know my mom does this to the cashiers at the grocery store and i really hope you don't say bad things about her because that would make me sad

Anonymous Fri May 17 02:44:27 2019 No.12336879

>>12336851
That’s the opposite of Home Depot, oftentimes people would remember they forgot something or relish in their work if you talked to them about it. It was always obvious when someone didn’t want you to talk to them so I would just get quiet after a couple questions.

Unfortunately they had a receipt survey for the cashiers, and they wanted you to point it out every single damn time. This did not make customers consider you as genuinely friendly or worth talking to

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:53:56 2019 No.12336902 >>12336826 k bb

Anonymous Fri May 17 02:55:59 2019 No.12336910

>>12336879
I used to work retail. I helped the shit outta people and always them to mention me in the surveys.
My store fucking loved me, until corporate shifted from a customer service focus to a "all as many credit cards as possible with as much extra shit as possible" and suddenly my skills didn't matter anymore.
I'll be looking for a new job soon. I really hope I don't have to go back to retail.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 02:56:05 2019 No.12336911 >>12331785 They still rot away at home with government funds. They don't work even part time hours, they purposely keep them under earning a specific amount so they can still get their uncle Sam cash.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 03:04:41 2019 No.12336936 >>12336842 > pack of gun > going to the grocery store to buy a pack of gun Do americans really??

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 03:24:23 2019 No.12336981 >>12336936 Yes, Walmart sells both

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 04:21:41 2019 No.12337056 >>12328176 Fuckin based and redpilled. FUCK flyover subhuman corn monkeys

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 04:25:39 2019 No.12337065 >>12337056 fly over us coastie normie faggot, we dont want your ass here anyway. hope you crash.

Anonymous Fri May 17 08:38:02 2019 No.12337500

>>12335005
Tried that once. Very, very subpar end result. They don't check to see the greens are a as crisp as you personally would, meats are as red and fresh as you would, bananas are at the right ripeness as you want, check the dates on the milk like you do, and of course occasional mistakes in orders. It's their job so they only care enough not to get fired (at least in my area).
I only order canned and packaged goods now when I don't feel like carrying shit. Sometimes order a shitton of canned goods if I'm running low and feel like being a dick.

Anonymous Fri May 17 08:56:51 2019 No.12337563

>>12337500
I work in a grocery store that does these kinds of things and it's so retarded. You have to wonder at the mentality of people who want to order something online but pay more for it because it's been shipped to a brick and mortar store and been stocked on shelves. Most of the people who use it are lazy fucks who get tons of pre-packaged preserved shit that rots your gut. So it's not like they're worried about fresh produce being picked. It's literally things you can order on Amazon or other online grocery websites. But most of the people that use the online grocery shopping service are too old to even know there's alternatives.

Anonymous Fri May 17 09:02:01 2019 No.12337585

>>12336244
>"I don't use self checkout, I wanna use a cheout lane with a real person!"
>Literally a real person in self-checkout to help with any problems
>gives people in the store an extra job on top of regular cashiers

Fucking boomer mentality. They think they're supporting the "middle class" when in reality they're just posing for their own moral high ground and using the poor (likely just above poverty) workers of grocery stores for their smug satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:05:39 2019 No.12337594 >>12335392 flyovers don't eat fresh veggies though, they ship them to actual civilized places like cities. but i'm sure you guys eat plenty of fried pork anuses with a tub of HFCS drink though.

Anonymous Fri May 17 09:18:41 2019 No.12337628
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>>12328165
For every time I do not hear in return "Have A Great Day!" when I initially evoke this phrase, I will send an employee to the Gulag

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 09:26:04 2019 No.12337656 >>12331227 I too hate this shit so much, I go to great lengths to not look at people by looking at the wares instead, however for some reason, particularly old women, keep staring right in my face until I look back at them. Why do they do it?

Hot Opinion !vL9HMBAeZs Fri May 17 11:23:31 2019 No.12337964

>>12330029
Self checkout is the patrician way to buy groceries no matter how big the cart
>don’t have to talk to people
>ALWAYS faster than the lazy slow cashiers
>you get to order your shit how you like by bag
>Ensure that some idiot won’t put your bottled OJ in the same bag as your chips or not double bag a heavy bag

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 11:32:46 2019 No.12337992 Self checkout is great to buy the more expensive veggies at the lowest possible price. Just pass everything as carrots or something and save tons.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 11:36:51 2019 No.12338003 File: 1011 KB, 1280x688, 1541335041197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12336847 He's Jewish

Anonymous Fri May 17 12:24:24 2019 No.12338140
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>>12337585
>an extra job on top of regular cashiers

>Have 4 cashiers
>Install self-service
>Only need on cashier and one person at the self-service

>an extra job on top of regular cashiers

Fucking zoomer mentality. No wonder you stupid cunts can't work out how to buy a house.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:38:50 2019 No.12338376 >>12332240 >FUCK IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME DO YOUR FUCKING JO Wait in line,finally my turn,manager sends my on union mandated break. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:41:17 2019 No.12338385 >>12334585 >I literally screamed "based" I hope I hear somebody shout that irl.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:42:33 2019 No.12338389 File: 59 KB, 645x412, 1543672552468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12337594 >t.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:53:13 2019 No.12338418 >>12335124 If you're going through a line with a cashier and bagger then you're doing half of their job.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 13:58:58 2019 No.12338438 >>12335452 But much wage slaves!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 14:10:48 2019 No.12338467 >>12334221 I've wanted to try Clicklist but figured they'd have jackasses picking everything out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 16:46:32 2019 No.12338971 >>12336936 Sometimes they want cash back.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 16:50:37 2019 No.12338981 >>12328165 flour, cocoa powder, and sugar all over the shelves and the bags and boxes of flour, cocoa powder, and sugar in the baking aisle.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:01:11 2019 No.12339233 >>12338971 >tfw wife uses the cash back function at grocery stores as an atm

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 18:23:16 2019 No.12339328 >>12337992 Why not just steal the veggies outright, then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:01:31 2019 No.12339484 >>12330188 >first week on /ck/: the post It's okay little buddy, you'll learn the lay of the land soon enough

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:28:34 2019 No.12339565 >>12328268 >The difference here is that you write down or memorize (or scan the PLU when possible/whats the code for rutabaga or celery root) ????

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:29:21 2019 No.12339568 >>12328165 >"Where are the discounts?!?!"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:30:08 2019 No.12339569 >>12338418 Most nations don't have baggers because we don't allow employers to underpay employees.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 19:57:45 2019 No.12339710 >>12339569 Friggin' commie, it's our god given right to pay people less than a liveable wage! MIGA!

Anonymous Fri May 17 20:22:39 2019 No.12339821

>>12331578
This is a problem when there is such a gap between education in the country
Im chinese and I imagine it is much the same in the USA as it is here where wealthy educated people often have to deal with literal hill orcs and stupid apes coming out from the bumfucks to shop in the shiny new grocery store and have no concept of things like “not shouting constantly” or not letting their little runts tear the store apart while employees cry in the corner knowing they will need to clean up after their entitled ass

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:24:57 2019 No.12339828 >>12328165 >one department convinces management to have another do a job they've always done >complain when the guys trained for a day at it mess up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:26:19 2019 No.12339834 >>12339569 > I much ratter have people unemployed than being payed less than what i wish them to be payed. Great going right there son.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:27:11 2019 No.12339839 >>12328165 Kids in the grocery store have given me a renewed hatred for youth and their parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:33:55 2019 No.12339885 >>12328268 >t. I'm writing a novel

Anonymous Fri May 17 20:40:10 2019 No.12339909

>>12336093
I worked produce for a few years and the store boss stuck me in deli for a week whenever I called her or my lead out on bullshit. Produce is definitely one of the best departments in the store to work in, and the customers are the least demanding there. Deli is fucking nightmarish, though we at least you can talk shit about management there without repercussions since that's why everyone is there anyway, so it was kinda chill in that way.

Anonymous Fri May 17 20:45:44 2019 No.12339934
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>>12334221
self-checkout is a godsend if you worked in retail for 5+ years
most cashiers can't bag properly or ring up items totally incorrectly
i won't correct them if they give me an item for free on accident though

Anonymous Fri May 17 20:47:05 2019 No.12339940

>>12339569

baggers are a waste of time. i'd rather pay taxes for someone to have neetbux than to be a bagger. it's more likely that they eventually do something with themselves. NO ONE SHOULD BE A BAGGER. bag your own fucking groceries you lazy fucking faggot kike.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:49:25 2019 No.12339960 >>12331874 um, just because i hate you doesn't mean i fear you!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:50:38 2019 No.12339967 >>12339940 At my place baggers are also the guys who get carts.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 20:51:30 2019 No.12339972 >the natural/organic food section is separate from the rest of the products based grocery chains now i don't have to stand close to dirty niggers except at the checkout line

Anonymous Fri May 17 20:55:10 2019 No.12339991

>>12330204
>Finding out the 12oz jar of mayonnaise is less per-unit cost than the 32-oz jar of mayonnaise
I think that's shitty too, but most places now list the per unit cost somewhere on the shelf label so it's the customer's fault if they still waste their money on an inferior deal

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:10:53 2019 No.12340056 >>12333776 >why does every dozen have a broken egg Because the she-cows will toss then about and open every single carton in order to “check” every egg then leaving the egg cooler a mess

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 21:11:56 2019 No.12340058 >>12333885 They only pick up canned goods and snacks anyway 900$ on cola and chips

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 23:06:01 2019 No.12340630 >>12331700 mmm delicious sharpie ink on my food

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 23:21:53 2019 No.12340671 >>12331266 Why didn't you just ride the eagles all the way to the register?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 17 23:26:44 2019 No.12340689 >>12340056 >egg cooler America? Really?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 00:17:49 2019 No.12340851 File: 32 KB, 650x422, aspieking.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12329914 >this whole post

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 01:10:48 2019 No.12341038 >>12331874 Yeah, it's not like niggers are over-represented as perpetrators of violent crime or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 01:37:03 2019 No.12341122 >>12341038 >I believe the racist "crime" stats made by whites! wow

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 01:51:10 2019 No.12341167 >>12341122 >made by whites! wew lad look at real statistics before you open your mouth. >t. mad negnog

Anonymous Sat May 18 02:10:54 2019 No.12341224

>>12328165
When people take a cart full of 50 items to self check out and spend 15 minutes trying to get everything onto that weight sensor .
Seriously they just waste everyones time because they don't want to wait for 2 minutes in a normal checkout line

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 02:14:03 2019 No.12341236 >>12341224 we live in a 'me first' society now. same with driving in traffic, there's always a prick that will find their way to the front and jump in at the last second. fuck people altogether.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 02:30:29 2019 No.12341294 >>12341122 holy shit jamal, das sum gud bait rite thurr

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:34:59 2019 No.12341486 >>12341236 put this anon on school shooter watch

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:41:54 2019 No.12341515 >>12341486 >school shooter I'm 29 years old faggot. it's getting a bit summery in here. attention seeking zoomer.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:53:30 2019 No.12342025 >>12334030 >i have to bag my own groceries, waaaaah! why are you such a lazy, entitled faggot? they're YOUR groceries. the responsibility to bag them is yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 08:52:06 2019 No.12342214 >>12332359 Who's this dude?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 13:40:38 2019 No.12343265 >>12331104 try being a nigger and all the fucking worthless roastie sluts will line up to suck your bbc YAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY fucking worthless sluts

Anonymous Sat May 18 14:22:40 2019 No.12343407

>>12342025
Should I check myself out then, too? What about the deli counter, do I go back there and cut my own meats? I'm at the fucking grocery store you faggot, I'm paying them money for the goods and services they provide, 90% of the time, including a bagger.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 14:42:21 2019 No.12343484 >>12343407 >lazy entitled faggotry muh wahhhhhh.

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