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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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r8 my scrambled eggs /ck/

>> No.12327191

6.7/10

>> No.12327200

Aside from presentation the egg actually looks well prepared.

>> No.12327206

it's fucking raw you disgusting animal

>> No.12327211

>>12327200
Don't believe the dubs. These are FUCKING RAW

>> No.12327212

>>12327190
The consistency looks decent, but have you considered seasoning and a fucking plate?

>> No.12327216

>>12327206
>>12327211
Shut the fuck up and learn to cook reddit

>> No.12327223

>>12327216
Shut the hell up. These scrambled eggs are too wet. They need just a hair more time in the pan.

>> No.12327225

egg needed about 30 more sec, also pepper..Otherwise good attempt.

>> No.12327228
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>no american cheese

>> No.12327235

>>12327223
They should be you fucking mong, no one wants dry eggs

>> No.12327242

>>12327235
No one wants absolutely soggy eggs dingbat. Aside from you.

>> No.12327277

>>12327242
>Toasted bread providing crunch
>Layer of cheese protecting the bread
>30seconds later the eggs are going to firm up
based retard judging a pic by his 2nd grade palette

>> No.12327379

>>12327277
30 seconds later the warm wet eggs will turn cold and remain soggy. No, you dunce, they will not firm up.

>> No.12327410

>>12327206
>>12327223
yeah I guess me and Gordan Ramsay are both dumbasses.

>> No.12327418

>>12327410
At least you're humble enough to admit you were wrong.

>> No.12327482

>>12327190
Jesus christ add some green onions or chives. Shit is like $.80. What are you a barbarian?

>> No.12327584

>>12327190
They look like proper scrambled eggs to me.

>> No.12327607

>>12327190
I prefer mine not to be so wet, but looks like ya did a pretty good job, OP! How did they taste?

>> No.12327691

Looks good. What's in em? You add sour cream or what

>> No.12327699

>>12327190
Vomit/10

>> No.12327792

>>12327190
I like my eggs more well done than this, but there is nothing wrong here.

Don't you feel there should be more grease or liquid to make the bread palatable?

If you cook the break a bit more and cut it up on a hard plate, it mixes with the egg better.

You have done nothing wrong here OP

>> No.12327892

>>12327190
Besides the shoddy presentation, that's the exact texture I love. I fucking hate dry scrambled eggs, they are an abomination. My only actual critique would be that you should have whisked the eggs longer to make sure you incorporate all the white. But yeah, good job, OP.

>> No.12327894

>>12327379
Someone doesn't know how to cook (hint: it's you).

>> No.12327927

>>12327190
Needs hot sauce, but otherwise would eat.

>> No.12327966

>>12327190
had this for breakfast today, looked about the same

good stuff

>> No.12328142

>>12327216
>>12327410
Gordon Ramsay is reddit. Also, his egg technique isn't the "right" way to cook eggs. It's just how he likes them. Pretending a meme TV chef is correct about everything isn't learning to cook, it's following instructions. Learn to cook, not just follow recipes.

>> No.12328163

>>12328142
It's not how he likes them, it's how he was taught to make them, the French way.

>> No.12328170

>>12328163
French use milk not creme fresh. And they end up drier than OP's.

>> No.12328255

>>12327190
Too wet for me. Can't stand them this soggy.

>> No.12328384

>>12327894
Everybody knows you need to time it moron. They're simply not at that peak wetness for the perfect end state after leaving the pan.

>> No.12328425

>>12327190
>undercooked
Gross.

>> No.12328427

>>12328163
The French way is over a double boiler and it's much slower. It also doesn't always involve dairy.

>> No.12328430

>>12327235
>unironically eating raw eggs

>> No.12328437

>this thread
>MUH RAW EGGS
First off, those eggs aren't raw, you are all just stupid.

Anyway, Maybe if you didn't live in a third world country you could eat raw eggs no problem. And yes, America is a third world country.

>> No.12328438

>>12327190
Next time, get your pan outrageously hot and drop the eggs in whisked to all hell and back. Then immediately remove the pan from the heat source and finish them in the pan, off the heat. Only bring them back to the heat if it's absolutely clear that they're not going to finish to your preference without it.

>> No.12328441

>>12328437
Okay, barbarian.

>> No.12328445

>>12327190
>plastic cheese under the eggs
>tiny hit of hot sauce
lol blakc people

>> No.12328446

>>12328437
Maybe if we're talking about parts of Florida. Otherwise the majority of the US, which is what I imagine you're referring to; is incredible. I hope you're not from Australia. It inspired Mad Max/Road Warrior for a reason.

>> No.12328454

>>12328437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7OlBdFIxbk

>> No.12328833
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>> No.12329212

>>12328384
You don't know shit. Your pretentious level is off the chart.

>> No.12329224

>>12329212
>not wanting soggy ass eggs is pretentious
Get a load of THIS guy

>> No.12329262

>>12329224
Those eggs aren't soggy, you mong.
>can't tell the difference between creamy eggs and wet eggs
Enjoy your rubber ball breakfast, cunt.

>> No.12329311

>>12327190
decent attempt. next time, scramble them in the pan longer.
add cream or milk at the end to stop the cooking process

these are without a doubt not creamy, and have been broken down into a liquid before cooking. do not season the eggs until they're done cooking.

>> No.12329316

>>12329262
you clearly cannot tell the difference between creamy and "runny" eggs. you're projecting your pretentious attitude by showboating your ignorance.

>> No.12329342

>>12327190
Soggy/10

>> No.12329364

>>12329316
IDGAF about your opinions, anon. Eat your rubber and STFU.

>> No.12329370

>>12329262
Those eggs are soggy, you mong.
>can't tell the difference between creamy eggs and wet eggs
Enjoy your egg soup breakfast, cunt.

>> No.12329387

>>12329364
are you autistic? i plaintly said that you like wet, runny eggs, not creamy. which I do.
you without a doubt add salt to your pre-beaten eggs, hilarious. you don't even know what that does.
also claiming that you don't care? why did you need to state that? you obviously care in some form, sweetie.

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>>12328142
>Pretending a meme TV chef is correct about everything isn't learning to cook
I think I'm in love.
Can I follow you around, anon?

>> No.12329537

>>12329387
What the FUCK makes you think I add salt to my eggs before cooking? Are you high or just a delusional projectionist? Fuck off, you dumb cunt.

>> No.12329554

>>12329537
>Those eggs aren't soggy, you mong.
Why are you so offended, cutie? Because you make it painfully obvious how autistic you are?
Keep projecting sweetie, its adorable.

>> No.12329567

>>12329554
It's pretty fucking funny how you think you're being "superior" by using terms of endearment. You're a fucking idiot (who also can't cook). Again, fuck off.

>> No.12329570

>>12329567
never claimed, nor exhibited any signs or symptons of being "superior".
why are you so insecure, sweetie? you're irrationally offended by the drop of a hat.
something tells me when you say "fuck off", you're really crying for help and that you're desperate for a fuck.

>> No.12329590

>>12329570
>never claimed, nor exhibited any signs or symptons of being "superior".
You are one daft fuck, you know that? Go fuck some hard, dry eggs, Tiny.

>> No.12329593

>>12327190
They look pretty good, but have you tried using a plate?

>> No.12329601

>>12329590
Sorry, little guy. I only have sex with decent women. Its cute you have an egg fetish though.
Again... why are you so insecure? Especially about eggs. Your parents must be so proud.

>> No.12329622

cook a slight bit longer. should be dry but moist.

>> No.12329762

>>12327190

6/10, the egg whites show you either started with the pan on the heat, or were lazy with the stirring early on in the process

>> No.12329768

>>12327379
you're showing your absolute lack of cooking experience, anon

>> No.12329802

>>12329768
Guess the memes are true, /ck/ doesn't know how to cook, save for microwaveable meals.

>> No.12330090

>>12327190
6/10, needs black pepper, chilli peppers and garlic.

>> No.12330108
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Pls r8

>> No.12330157

>>12330108
I like bigger, fluffy eggs not creamy, where are people getting the creamy egg idea from?
God I hate TV.

>> No.12330210

>>12330157
>where are people getting the idea from
are you a fucking retard?
might as well ask where are people getting the fluffy rubbery egg idea from as well.

>> No.12330240

>>12330210
Ok, well, your eggs are pukey. Gross, bad color, tiny curds, wet and disgusting.

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12330256

>>12330108
Here's what you're going for.

Yours looks like a pile of baby shit with pepper on it, not joking.

You asked, now don't cry.

>> No.12330267

>>12330240
those weren't my eggs, dipshit. cute.
>gets offended for being a retard and results to insults

>> No.12330271

>>12330256
looks like you fucked up your omelette, dude. learn how to make scrambled eggs.

>> No.12330274
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12330274

>>12330267
Stop touching me or I'm telling Mom.

>> No.12330286

>>12330271
>learn how to make scrambled eggs.
My kid can make a pile of wet slop, my eggs are god-tier.
>you will never know the heaven that is a hot plate of fluffy scrambled eggs
Chef endorsement and food TV is a racket, so are Michelin stars

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>>12330274
dude, imagine being a paranoid faggot like you. i seriously can't. so im laughing at you right now.
>>12330286
no, they couldn't. in fact a kid could make "your" eggs with a microwave and a cup. they are shit-tier, and its cute you value them so highly.

>> No.12330303

>>12330240
>>12330256

Creamy eggs are way better for toast

>> No.12330309

>>12329601
LOL, you're completely incompetent. You can't even insult people properly.

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>>12330294
Just offering to help you, Anon, we both know you're going to go back and try until you get light, fluffy eggs.

Good luck to you.

>> No.12330329

>>12330309
i wasn't insulting you, or even trying to. hilarious you thought so. you're a sensitive little guy, aren't cha?
so insecure. so cute.

>> No.12330335

>>12330315
>unironically called samefagging.
hilariously pathetic, its like im back in 09.

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>>12330309

>> No.12330440

>>12330256
>>12330315
that looks like overcooked rubber, aka standard scrambled

>> No.12330535

>>12330335
>>12330440
>I eat mushy eggs because it's a fashion
Sad.

>> No.12330579

>>12330535
>im a hipster because i dont make eggs like professional chefs
>im so quirky and random LOL
>you are all conformist lel

>> No.12330607

>>12330579
>professional chefs
If that slop appeared on my plate I'd walk back to the kitchen and dump that shit on the floor.

>> No.12330622

>>12330607
>mommy! i dont liky the eggys!
>Just give them a try, Anon, you might like them.
>NO! YUCKY! I DUN WAN EM!
>Its okay, sweetie, I'll tell the waiter you want something else, what do you want, hun?
>CHICKEN TENDIES AND PIZZA!

>> No.12330647

>>12327894
this reply is terrible. dont post it again