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>frozen pumpkin spice caramel chai bubble soy latte frappacino with fermented acai infusion

I just want a fuckin coffee.

>> No.12320402

>>12320400
then ask for a coffee you autist

>> No.12320403

>>12320400
then why didn't you order that instead?

>> No.12320419

>>12320400
whats this rare pepe?

ive not seen it before

>> No.12320486

you know full well that you don't have to order that and they'll be glad to give you a regular black one you fucking aspie

>> No.12320492

>>12320419
>DAE newfag here?

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>>12320400
You went to the wrong place.

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>"hi welcome to Starbucks, what can I gat started for you"
>NO, I DON'T WANT A FROZEN PUMPKIN SPICE CARAMEL CHAI BUBBLE SOY LATTE FRAPPACINO, WITH FERMENTED ACAI INFUSION, REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>I just want a fucking coffee!
>"Ok sir, is that all?"
>Y-you too

>> No.12320715

>>12320599
OP BTFO

>> No.12320804

>>12320400
Is starbucks even good?
Here in Bologna we don't have one

>> No.12320886

>>12320804
no its overpriced garbage for hipsters with their apple computers

i guess its okay for meeting an client or something but you're paying for the venue more than the sugar syrup coffee

>> No.12320894

>>12320400
just get a coffee.
the barista would much rather just pour some java instead of spending 10 minutes to full metal alchemist all of that shit

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>>12320804
I'm one of those black-coffee-only degenerates, but I don't mind having a frappuccino once a year. You're not missing anything, though. It's average coffee, but people only go there for the brand.

>> No.12320953

>>12320886
Is Starbucks really a cool hipster hangout over in the states? Over here in the UK Starbucks is seen for what it is, just a common trash place to get a coffee. The independent shops are actually more expensive and that's where the hipsters tend to hang out, you know with wood paneled walls and really dim lighting and shit.

>> No.12320956

>>12320953
hipsters don’t hang out at Starbucks anymore,too commercialized. hipsters go to small arty coffee houses now.

>> No.12320977
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>always read menus before ordering or getting in line
>Every menu looks normal
>Has a flow that makes sense
>Walk into Starbucks
>Look at the menu
>It's backwards, every part of it
>There's no flow other than everything being backwards
>Arbitrary name changing for sizes and other shit make it more obnoxious
>Get in line
>Order a water
>Comment on the menus and say I'll get back in line when I figure out what I want
>"The menus are backwards? I've never looked at them"
>mfw
I'm not retarded right? Please someone help me on this because those menus are not fucking right and I'm baffled that this is an actual problem
I know what I want in normal language but the moment I have to use their language it's all fucked up
I ended up ordering a black coffee

>> No.12320999

>>12320953
well its still very ""upmarket"" here in asia

>> No.12321007

>>12320977
Huh?

>> No.12321036

>>12320953
Is "hipster" some dumb boomer term?

>> No.12321051

>>12320977
I don't understand, you think it's odd that the employees almost never read the menu? That's how it is at every restaurant.
Otherwise I have no clue what you're talking about because the menus are laid out very normally.

>> No.12321961

>>12320894
Hmm, alchemy coffee sounds like a good idea for a coffee shop. FMA is popular but still Otaku enough for the real weebs and bright side is I could dress up in a full suit of Armour and no one would question it.

>> No.12322614

>>12320400
That"s crazy, this is exactly what I get at Starbucks except for the acai infusion! I'll have to try it tomorrow :)

>> No.12322658

>>12320804
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to name a city over a shitty cold cut?

>> No.12322686

>>12320400
Then order a coffee, moron. It's on the menu.

>> No.12322706

>>12320953
Starbucks = normie central

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>>12320400
>barista is a black qt
>"how do you want your coffee?"
>"b-black is fine"
>"yes we are" she giggles and winks.
this didn't happen btw

>> No.12323128

>>12320953
i don't know, i'm just a backwoods hoosier.

>> No.12323304

>>12320400
I'm always disappointed when I order espressos because these hipsters faggots always serves them in these tiny ass plastic cups you'd drink medicine out of.

What's really good to get are Cortandos if they have them.

>> No.12323320

>>12320400
t. boomer

>> No.12323348

>>12323304
95% of starbucks orders are to go. If you ask for it in a "for here" espresso cup they'll put it in there.

>> No.12323349

>>12320599
Lel

>> No.12323354

>Order a small coffee with an extra shot and some ice in it
>It's always called a "triple americano with cubes"
>Start just asking for that
>Works every time
>Except today, get a double-espresso that's ice cold
>4oz instead of normal 12oz coffee
Fucking christ.

>> No.12323487

>>12320400
>double shot iced coffee blended thanks.
There is a local store that does a triple shot which is cool, and a restaurant near that is a thai one that does their crazy condensed milk super strong coffees with loads of ice. I end up going to the garage next door and picking up more milk to dilute it because it'll last about 15 seconds without it.