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>upgrade to pineapple juice

>> No.12317282

awh bby, did some pineapple juice drinking Chad fuck the girl you like?

>> No.12317287

>>12317275
I still have no idea why that commercial exists.

>> No.12318307
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>>12317287
>Watching enough TV to even recognize OP's quote as a commercial.

>> No.12318313

>>12318307
"He who is proud of his own ignorance is a fool."
-Thomas Jefferson

>> No.12318325

>>12318313
"Fucking kill yourself."
- Anytus

>> No.12318338

>>12318313
"Suck my ass, dude"
~ Steve-O from Jackass

>> No.12318346

>>12317275
Pineapple juice? FUCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE? You're not joking. This flavor will melt your pants. *picks up glass of pineapple juice* You can't fuck with me! Don't fuck with my juice. *gasping* What's this? *giggles* It's a drink for the guys? *giggles* Don't worry! I'll keep my face covered when I get home, alright? I'm just gonna give 'em a little taste. *giggles* *whispers* No, don't freak out about how I just ate a glass of pineapple juice. I'm not gonna put any alcohol in it. I'm just going to show 'em that I'm actually a fucking big sister, and I'm really into them. This drink doesn't belong in my mouth. It's mine. Do you understand? *giggles* Go ahead, eat, eat, eat. Please, go ahead. This is my drink. *giggles* Please. Go ahead, eat. Just look at me like I'm fucking food, okay? Are you fucking kidding me? My lips around your cock are so slippery.