/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12313862]

Ah.. you were at my side.. all along
My true mentor..
My guiding moonlight..

[Anonymous No.12313883]

gourmet juice

[Anonymous No.12313884]

better chill that badboy

[Anonymous No.12313892]

Amen brotha

[Anonymous No.12313909]

Steel < Natty Daddy

[Anonymous No.12313917]

Look at that limp wrist

[Anonymous No.12313918]

>>12313862
OP, that is not your arm, that is my arm.

[Anonymous No.12313921]

>>12313862
you have not felt the warm embrace of a female for quite some time, perhaps never.

[Anonymous No.12313931]

>>12313862
>he drinks from a plastic bottle
truly, this is the nethermost region

[Anonymous No.12313951]

Anyone have the photo of the guy slumped over in his chair with a few steelies on his desk?

[Anonymous No.12313957]

>>12313918
I have proof

[Anonymous No.12313963]

>>12313957
imagine spending your Saturday evenings proving to strangers on the internet that that is in fact your pale, hairy arm holding a steel reserve

[Anonymous No.12313968]

>>12313862
watchu know bout that
probably tons

[Anonymous No.12313971]

>>12313963
don't have to imagine it

[Anonymous No.12313975]

>>12313862
>not OE

[Anonymous No.12313977]

>go to local corner shop to get some steel
>fresh out
>nothing but conventional pisslagers 4%ers and fruit flavored malt liquors
drinking natty ice with a fucking frown on my face right now

[Anonymous No.12313985]

>>12313963
Stop gaslighting.

You said it wasn't his arm and he proved it and you still bitching so STFU 100 100

[Anonymous No.12313990]

>>12313951
Please this

[Anonymous No.12313991]

what's goin on crew?

[Anonymous No.12313994]

>>12313991
Is that Pepe supposed to be black?

[Anonymous No.12313998]

>>12313951

[Anonymous No.12314004]

>>12313998
at least he uses deodorant

[Anonymous No.12314009]

>>12313998
How about the one that isn't drawn over by some teenbro addicted to ``memes''?

[Anonymous No.12314011]

>>12314009
havent seen that one friendo, sorry to let you down

[Anonymous No.12314018]

>>12313994
Whatcha know bout that? Prolly nothing

[Anonymous No.12314019]

>>12313921
I can't speak for OP, but for the man whose arm is in the OP picture, he lost his virginity at age 20 in Tijuana to a lovely Asian working girl.

seriously anon, if you live in USA, get your fucking passport, and go to either Canada or Mexico and just do it all you need is a couple hundred bucks and a good attitude.

[Anonymous No.12314024]

Is OP the guy Mr. Met 40oz was yelling at the whole video?

[Anonymous No.12314027]

>>12314011
>>12313951
Okay, I found it.

[Anonymous No.12314029]

>>12314027
guy from OP's picture here, that isn't me, but looks like it could be me from an alternate universe where i'm about 50lbs lighter.

[Anonymous No.12314037]

>>12314029
Nobody asked you fucking dweebmeister.

[Anonymous No.12314045]

>>12314037
says the virgin

[Anonymous No.12314049]

>>12314045
Huh?

[Anonymous No.12314051]

>>12314049
wa la

[Anonymous No.12314053]

>>12314051
Huh?

[Anonymous No.12314073]

>>12314053
V I R G I N
I
R
G
I
N


is what your are

[Anonymous No.12314237]

>>12313991
boutta goto work

[Anonymous No.12314242]

>>12313862
That's not rubbing alcohol. It's some weird fancy shit for rich people.

[Anonymous No.12314340]

>>12314027
bet hes “playing” WoW aka sitting in a city and talking shit on /2 and /4

[Anonymous No.12314683]

>>12313991
chillin'

[Anonymous No.12314691]

whatch know about that?!

[Anonymous No.12314704]

>>12314691
probably tons

[Anonymous No.12314727]

>>12313991
just playin some Kid Pix

[Anonymous No.12314793]

>>12313862
wtf it can change gravity? Good shit my man

[Anonymous No.12314800]

>>12313862
>no needle tracks on the arm
Get the fuck out, normie

[Anonymous No.12315079]

Good hunter, have you seen the thread of light?
Just a hair, a fleeting thing, yet I clung to it, steeped as I was in the stench of blood and beasts.
I never wanted to know, what it really was. Really, I didn't.

[Anonymous No.12315096]

>>12313862
>>12315079
my niggas

[Anonymous No.12315127]

>>12313862

Steelborne

[Anonymous No.12315131]

>>12313862

[Anonymous No.12315168]

>>12313977
Do they got dog bites where you are at? They are a good substitute for steels at the same price and alcohol content

[Anonymous No.12315620]

>>12313892
Can I get a quick redpill on that flooring?

[Anonymous No.12315637]

>>12313862
Tastes like stale mushrooms

[Anonymous No.12315698]

Do people unironically drink this shit? If it's just a matter of getting drunk for cheap just buy bottom shelf vodka. Fucking putrid. White trash poorfags should be put in camps

[Anonymous No.12315718]

>>12315698

kys retard. it's fucking delicious. unironically i have never tasted an alcoholic drink that is better than steel reserve. i'll drink it hot. if money was no object there would be nothing else i would drink. it is the best beer. period. it has the best god damned flavor. FUCK. i can drink 20oz of it in like 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.12315723]

>>12315698
>jUSt bUy BoTtOM sHeLf vOdKA

[Anonymous No.12315735]

>>12314340
>bet he's playing WoW
Bruh that nigga ded

[Anonymous No.12316240]

>>12315723
wow I didn't know /ck/ was facebook now

[Anonymous No.12316253]

>>12315131
>/k/ militia rations

[Anonymous No.12316266]

>>12315131
>'murrica
i love being a burger

[Anonymous No.12316309]

Lunch time

[Anonymous No.12316338]

>>12313985
What is this 100 100 nonsense?

[Anonymous No.12316343]

>>12316338
For some reason the emoji don't post on here so I just write it out.

[Anonymous No.12316356]

>>12313862
Ah, Steel Reserve. The limp wristed pansy's drink. Give me a 50/50 mix of vodka and camo please. Make it a double.

[Anonymous No.12316357]

>>12315620
You're a retard, harry

[Anonymous No.12316371]

>>12315723
Its just as low quality but will get you drunk with prolly more than half the calories. Getting drunk off beer is for gross fat people

[Anonymous No.12316378]

>>12316343
I still dont get it

[Anonymous No.12316412]

>>12316378
If you >DoN't GeT iT, then how do you know it's nOnSenSe. Maybe you're just retarded 100 100

[Anonymous No.12316458]

>>12316412
Go away zoomer fag

[Anonymous No.12316628]

>>12313862
När älgen är blå är ölen kall

[Anonymous No.12316634]

>>12316458
Oh iM sORry, did I offend your weak little sensibilities?

[Anonymous No.12316680]

>>12316412
is this bait?

[Anonymous No.12316703]

>>12313862
I moved to a new county and every store besides walsmart a whole town away has only the tallboy cand of the fruity flavored stuff. At least I can get 12 racks of cans from Wally-World for an OK price.
Wally-world

[Anonymous No.12316765]

>>12316634
No. But you are still a faggot.

[Anonymous No.12316772]

St Ides is better

[Anonymous No.12316781]

>>12316765
Yep, your butthurt 100 100

[Anonymous No.12317729]

>>12313991
What you know about that?

[Anonymous No.12317759]

>>12313998
>posting the shitt wojak version so you know its le sad picture
fucking kill yourself, redditard. I'm serious, end your life.

[Anonymous No.12317763]

>>12317729

probly nuthin

[Anonymous No.12317775]

>>12316703

>At least I can get 12 racks of cans from Wally-World for an OK price.

shit fuck mine stopped carrying those

[Anonymous No.12317824]

>>12317729
Buuuzzzz

[Anonymous No.12317862]

>>12313862
I always reach for this when I want to feel like an absolutely worthless degenerate. Never fails me.

[Anonymous No.12317891]

>>12317759
You okay? Did momma burn your tendies?

[Anonymous No.12317895]

>>12317862

the thing you just posted on 4chan tells me that you're a brainless cuck who gets all his thoughts by thinking about what other people probably think, you don't even have a brain.

[Anonymous No.12317901]

>>12317895
Calm down there, autismo. I'll never be the fatherless mongrel you are, so cut me a break.

[Anonymous No.12317906]

>>12317895
You come off like a 12 year old

[Anonymous No.12317909]

>>12313862
I'm a drug counselor, at my first place of work, they gave us a memo attached to our diagnosis sheet that said if you drank certain brands of liquor/malt liquor. Guess what was #1

[Anonymous No.12317915]

>>12317901
>>12317906

judging by the cartoons you're posting, your father WISHES you were fatherless. you SHAME him. (my father is proud of me)

I am a high white blue eyed blond haired nordic chad of great intelligence and physical strength who has had consensual sex with several attractive women, and you are a lowborn basement dwelling neet whose brain is fucked by jewish propoganda and public schooling and media, you have no thoughts of your own and indeed probably do not have a soul. you are like an insect.

[Anonymous No.12317916]

>>12317909
What did they say about steel ?

[Anonymous No.12317919]

>>12313977
That's weird, there are always Steelie ripoffs (Schlitz, Natty Daddy) wherever they sell normal ones, solely in case degenerates deplete the stock.
If you thought Steel Reserve was bad try room-temperature Schlitz "high-gravity" in the shower.

[Anonymous No.12317926]

>>12317915
Either a facebook boomer, unironically underaged, or genuinely retarded. My condolences.

[Anonymous No.12317935]

>>12317926

the highlight of your truly pathetic existence was being noticed by me.

[Anonymous No.12317937]

>>12317935
Cringe, my dude. Sit down and have a Steelie on me.

[Anonymous No.12317938]

>>12317916
It was the #2 drink of choice in my area for alcoholics. Gordons vodka was #1
Totally useless tho, most of the patients I dealt with were wealthy and couldn't resist grey goose

[Anonymous No.12317945]

>>12317937

the only thing that is cringe is that you will INEVITABLY respond to this post, because you will feel like a faggot if you don't keep trying to get my attention. you're less without me. you hate it, but you'll keep responding. because you are a lesser being in contact with a higher entity. suck is your lot in life.

[Anonymous No.12317955]

>>12317945
Imagine getting this mad over a facetious mongolian basket weaving forum post.

[Anonymous No.12317971]

>>12317955

yes, yes. continue to slurp and lick at my throbbing internet phallus with your e-cock hungry web-mouth. i am the life giving nourishement you need, dispensed from my superior texticles. you don't have a single original pattern in you. everything you've said to me is something you've heard someone else say to you or others on the internet, you know this as well as i! you have no thoughts of your own! like a moth you must respond to me, because i am a source of light and DNA, the DNA you suck out of my digital cock with your little reply button. so it is. so it has always been. you, the beta, me, the alpha. it's eternal.

[Anonymous No.12317976]

>>12317901
god i wish she'd rub her sweaty stinky butwhole all over my nose and mouth

[Anonymous No.12317988]

>>12317971
At this point, I'm really just interested in just how deep this autistic rabbit hole of yours goes, anon.

[Anonymous No.12318001]

>>12317976
Anon, please. You're really no better than the autistic guy over there.

[Anonymous No.12318007]

>>12317971
>texticles

I hope that wasn't a typo

[Anonymous No.12318014]

>>12317988

i know you are. you are a shallow half-human hylic, and i am a well bred incarnated pneumatic. by the very end of your life you may achieve a level of self awareness close to what i possessed when i was but two years of age. for now you are like a little baby (of the human race). you say goo goo ga ga, da da. you read on the internet, and hear things. you repeat these things to other in response to stimulis. you are artificially intelligent. you are trained and lobotomized, your behaviors, thoughts, feelings, they are just programmed, not your own. in all likelihood, you have not even the seed of a soul inside of you. you don't know what this all is, or what this all means; you call it autistic because that's what the internet has programmed you to do - monkey see, monkey do.

you are afflicted by exposure to information patterns created by a unique player character such as myself, addicted to it, all the content you consume is in some form leading back to people like me, when you get a job some day, maybe even a real job, your boss will be someone like me, just like i'm your boss right now, just like i'm the man leading the interaction with you, the female. just like i'm fucking penetrating you right now. you are basically a sissy.

[Anonymous No.12318027]

>>12318014
Quickly approaching the status of singular most autistic post on 4chan.. A few more levels of schizo epiphanies and you'll be right up there.

[Anonymous No.12318042]

>>12317945

stimulus...

>>12317955

response...

>>12317971

stimulus...

>>12317988

response...

>>12318014

stimulus...

>>12318027

response...

[Anonymous No.12318043]

>>12318014
Absolutely shakespearian, I read all of your posts out loud until I was begged to stop.

[Anonymous No.12318045]

>>12318042
Aww, you've given up. I was looking forward to more, dude.

[Anonymous No.12318047]

>>12318042

stimulus...

>>12318045

response...

[Anonymous No.12318052]

>>12318047
You have to be a manlet or something. There's no way you can be that angsty and autismal without some underlying issue.

[Anonymous No.12318055]

>>12318047

stimulus...

>>12318052

response...

[Anonymous No.12318069]

>>12318055

[Anonymous No.12318092]

>>12318069

it's no fun when i don't talk, is it?

without original content on my side, there can be no regurgitation on your side. you are trained to say autism and schizo when you encounter content that isn't like content you've encountered before, simply because you don't know how other people feel about it already, so you don't have a pre-approved opinion to have about it. sad.

consider considering consideration.

[Anonymous No.12318098]

>>12318092
Nah dude, I just haven't laughed like this in at least a month. Keep on being you.

[Anonymous No.12318100]

>it's always been me, the author of all your pain.

[Anonymous No.12318103]

>>12313921
I felt the warm embrace of ur mum 12 years ago when we made you, sport.

[Anonymous No.12318109]

>>12318098

you haven't experience laughter for over a decade. you try to mock-up emotions in order to do what you think you're supposed to do, trying to be the people you see on TV or whatever. there is nothing about your behavior that can be considered free or yours or original or unique. your life is a joke, but it doesn't make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.12318116]

>>12318109
Where's your twitter so I can follow and read more of your ramblings?

[Anonymous No.12318121]

>>12318116

sorry not for worthless degenerates

:^)

go suck someone elses cock

[Anonymous No.12318130]

>>12318121
I thought for sure we could keep this going for the entire thread but you broke too easily.

[Anonymous No.12318168]

>>12314027
The diet Pepsi finally did him in

[Anonymous No.12318201]

>>12316371
Swigging vodka is painful and makes you sick before you black out.
Hobo beer is more expensive but more easily controlled, and rarely leads to vomiting before you black out.
Liquor is a bunch of poison sitting in your stomach. Beer is less concentrated if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.12318227]

>>12318201
All alcohol is like that when you start. That's what they call an acquired taste.

[Anonymous No.12318236]

I'm a big fan of Steel Reserve, but you can't get it in a 40 in New Hampshire. Luckily, Market Basket sells a 24 oz can for $1.19!

[Anonymous No.12318239]

Steel's cheap but it makes me mean.

[Anonymous No.12318261]

>>12318227
Not him, but that's not true anon. I've been a high gravity beer alcoholic for over a decade. Rarely puke because you drink slower. Whenever I have liquor I drink a bottle feeling fine. Then all of it hits you at once. Like taking a pot edible. I always puke and always have an at least 2 day hangover.

[Anonymous No.12318276]

>>12318261
>Whenever I have liquor I drink a bottle feeling fine. Then all of it hits you at once.
So drink slower?

[Anonymous No.12318299]

>>12318227
I don't know. I wouldn't consider myself a full-blown alkie but I certainly have a drinking problem.
Yet I've never been able to stomach Takka or other bottom shelf liquor. It does such a number on me physically that I'd rather be sober. That shit's like drinking nail polish remover. Middle-shelf stuff like Grey Goose is easier to drink but still harsher physically than a few Steelies.

[Anonymous No.12318305]

>>12313862
I manage a beer garden that sells 24oz Natty families for 99 cents, no tax.
The sudden influx of drunken white trash retards and ghetto fucks drove away all my customers who buy high end beers. Some even wait outside the door until I open up at 8 a.m. They then come in and completely wipe my shelves. I have to order 30 cases a week of Natty daddy and Natty ice. 20 of natty light. Each case is 15 cans btw. Now, my garden might as well just be called "Natural cafe". Needless to say, I absolutely despise Malt liquor fags and theres a special place in hell for you scumbags. Almost all of you carry food stamp cards with you which pisses me off even more.

[Anonymous No.12318309]

>>12318299
>That shit's like drinking nail polish remover.
Yes, I agree. I am asserting that after a while you can get used to drinking nail polish remover.

[Anonymous No.12318330]

>>12314027
Honestly looks pretty comfy. As an insomniac, alcohol putting you down like a narcoleptic is heaven.

[Anonymous No.12318340]

>>12316309
Ricky, life's not all about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers all the time.

[Anonymous No.12318345]

>>12317909
>drug counselor
I don't even use drugs anymore, and you garbage degree government leeches deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.12318358]

>>12318276
Tried. I don't even feel buzzed after slowly drinking half a bottle. I even wait for 30 minutes before I drink more. It always hits me all at once hours later and I am instantly blackout drunk/sick

[Anonymous No.12318372]

>>12318305
Waah I have consistent buyers for the product I am selling and they scare away people who buy one 6 pack of Ipa every 2 weeks. Fuck off retard. Cheap alcohol is like crack. Cheap, but if you're a dealer you can't ever have enough to sell. Unlike coke where only the wealthy use it and you are lucky if they buy more than $50 of it at a time.

[Anonymous No.12318375]

>>12318358
Make vodka waters and just add Miu or lemon/lime juice. Hydrates you and gets you drunk and eliminates bloat that you'd get from other mixers.

[Anonymous No.12318376]

>>12318345
Stay jelly. Your tax dollars pay me pretty well and keep me high. :)

[Anonymous No.12318382]

>>12318375
>Make vodka waters
Then you get to feel like a pirate drinking grog, bonus.

[Anonymous No.12318383]

>>12318376
>confusing disgust for envy
Thanks for confirming your low IQ.

[Anonymous No.12318392]

>>12318375
That's what I do. I pour vodka into a glass of water with some lemon juice. Doesn't help

[Anonymous No.12318394]

>>12318383
Thanks for confirming your butthurt. :)
I don't care what flavor of ANGERY you are. As long as someone is mad, I'm cool with it.

[Anonymous No.12318400]

>>12318372
You obviously have no business sense. I have numbers provided by my sales to prove it but nah, you're right. I should listen to some dipshit on an anonymous image board about how my sales go. Honestly, if someone really has to teach you basic economic concepts like profit margins then you're probably not old enough to be using this website.

[Anonymous No.12318408]

>>12318394
I'm glad that you're glad that you're mad. Enjoy the retail tier wages.

[Anonymous No.12318414]

>>12318408
80k/year
Just got out of Endgame. Private screening. BITCH

[Anonymous No.12318416]

>>12318400
I worked in a liquor store for 4 years. Our best sellers were ice beer and bottom shelf vodka and gin. We always had alcoholics at the front door at 6:30 am every day who would be there every single day to buy the cheap shit. Compared to the normalfolk who would buy a single bottle of gray goose and I would never see them again. Cheap alcohol is the backbone of the industry you fucking mong. You obviously don't work in the industry or you would know this.

[Anonymous No.12318423]

>>12318414
>lying on a Tibetan feather plucking forum
Pretty pathetic, day sue.

[Anonymous No.12318426]

>>12314027
I think he's just listening to a great solo and doing airguitar

[Anonymous No.12318434]

>>12318423
Eat pic related faggot

[Anonymous No.12318446]

>>12318416
Keyword being worked. Lemme break it down for you, simpleton. Craft is all the hype in the beer world right now in my area. There are new beers from new/ different breweries almost weekly. High end craft buyers would come in regularly to buy the newest product.
Your dumbass ideology of "People only buying one IPA every other week" is not only inaccurate but shows you're as bad at sales as you are at economics. I had regulars spending $100 a week easy between beer and wine. Now they don't want to be seem mingling with the ugly ghetto trash.

[Anonymous No.12318448]

>>12318434
Keep your dick pic collection to yourself, fag.

[Anonymous No.12318477]

>>12318446
>Now they don't want to be seem mingling with the ugly ghetto trash.
All I need to know, Calicuck. Almost all the profits from alcohol come from trashy people. Every single gas station in America has tallboys and cheap vodka. Meanwhile very few alcohol retailers have craft brews. You rely on hipsters who are unreliable and only drink craft beer for the "trend." Meanwhile trashy people will always buy alcohol because they are addicts. It's like how the tobacco industry is a multi-billion dollar industry yet people that smoke are seen as second class citizens. Yet people that casually smoke a pipe are seen as hipsters or old folk who only spend $50 a month on it. When a trashy smoker will spend hundreds every month on cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.12318504]

Just took my very first sip of steel ever.

This is not bad at all! Fuck me, it's pretty good! and it's cheaper than everything else! This is going to be a problem for me, I can tell already.

[Anonymous No.12318529]

>>12318103
wait dad, you came back??? Are you gonna live with mom again like the good old days?

[Anonymous No.12318578]

>>12318477
based

[Anonymous No.12318629]

>>12313991
it's mothers day but she's bein weak

[Anonymous No.12318642]

>>12318504
Buy KEYSTONE ICE and compare the two
I would like a report on my desk ready for 3:00pm tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.12318645]

>>12317891
dumb nigger zoomer

[Anonymous No.12318649]

>>12318645
>steals your fortnite

[Anonymous No.12318657]

>>12315620
That's the stuff people use for weights/home gyms. It's so the floor underneath doesn't get damaged.

[Anonymous No.12318665]

>>12318504
You can get a 3 pack from 7/11 pretty cheap. The Indian managers give some weird discount to me making them the best bang for your buck.

[Anonymous No.12318690]

>>12318446
>>12318477
biggest btfo on /ck/ in a long time

[Anonymous No.12318706]

>>12318642
How much is Key Ice? I usually get natty ice, since I get can get it for $13 per 30 rack.

[Anonymous No.12318707]

im just here because it seems like a thread my dad would be in

[Anonymous No.12318719]

>>12318706
Basically the same price. $7.99/15 pack (see >>12318642 pic) at circle k and $8.49/15 everywhere else
It's slightly more expensive but it's marginally better IMO
they're both good

[Anonymous No.12318723]

Steely R is fucking horrible, but I think you all know that already. There are far better 40s you could be drinking.

[Anonymous No.12318734]

>>12318719
I don't have any Circle (K) near me, unfortunately. (Actually even a 30 rack of natty ice normally costs me $16 unless I'm on the other side of town where it's cheaper.)

[Anonymous No.12318741]

>>12313862
Is this what Americans call a 40?

[Anonymous No.12318742]

>>12318741
Yeah, but also cans.

[Anonymous No.12318749]

>>12318734
Honestly you're not missing out on much. I think keystone (n)ice is probably 5% better than natty ice because it doesn't have the slightly astringent aftertaste. If it didn't exist where I lived I would be buying natty ice by the bulk because it is the next best thing

[Anonymous No.12318757]

>>12318742
Wait a minute... if that's a 40, then how come >>12313862 and >>12313918 's arms are white?

[Anonymous No.12318758]

>>12313862
Hurricane gang rolling through. Honestly Steel Reserve is harder to find near me. Tried some Earthquake but it tasted pretty bad for the extra 2 percent ABV.
I also like 4loko gold though, so disregard my opinion if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.12318761]

>>12316309
Based lunch.

[Anonymous No.12318766]

>>12318757
The 40 is often associated with young Afro-American culture. However, you need to distinguish between associations with young X culture and associations with Y group of people. The 40 is a good example: it is associated with young blacks, but it is also associated with older cheap alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.12318771]

>>12318766
Can't we find a happy medium? How about we associate it with older cheap black bums?

[Anonymous No.12318776]

>>12318771
I don't think there's a need for a medium. A product can have multiple distinct intended audiences.

[Anonymous No.12318779]

>>12318629
K I D P I X
I
D
P
I
X

How come I relate so heavily to the dumbest fucking video ever made

[Anonymous No.12318780]

>>12318707
I know your dad. He'd be at the skating rink taking swigs of Evan Williams from a flask and hitting on 15 year olds

[Anonymous No.12318785]

>>12318780
Sounds like he fuckin rules

[Anonymous No.12318799]

>>12316765
yoour both fucking faggots go suck on some sauteed fat knobs you giant homo

[Anonymous No.12318811]

>>12314073
man it;s bretty ez to have sex you stupid troll child go fucking wash the cum residue off your hands and find a job young man you promised me and your mother the last two weeks you;d go out and apply yourself yet all you;ve been doing is sitting on the damn computer we bought you talking to your friends on that 4chan website I ssaw there was an opening at the spencers in the mall and I want to go apply first thing tmoorrow youd fit right and maybe finally be abtle to find a nice girl who likes you you sertanly wont watching rick and morty reruns while dirnking blak ice in our basement

[Anonymous No.12318823]

>>12316240
wow great comeback you shure showed him you fucking porch monkey

[Anonymous No.12318910]

>>12318811
make me

[Anonymous No.12318930]

im a light drinker and 1 25 oz can of hurricane gets me real buzzed. steel reserve tastes a whole lot better but hurricanes are super cheap at this mexican supermarket

[Anonymous No.12319067]

>>12318930
>are super cheap at this mexican supermarket
Hello, `safe today, mugged tomorrow' brother.

[Anonymous No.12319069]

>>12318014
Since when did /x/ start merging with /ck/?

[Anonymous No.12319072]

>>12319069
Like, since forever.

[Anonymous No.12319109]

I drank a 40 of steel reserve 1 time and felt like absolute fucking shit. I can’t imagine what it takes to get through 3 fucking 40oz cans

[Anonymous No.12319229]

>>12318446
don't sage on me yet, no argument nigger

[Anonymous No.12319708]

>>12318504
>1st sip
Report back after your 2nd 40.

[Anonymous No.12319729]

This thread made me realise that I need to leave this shithole for good. i have been lurking since 2012 and I used to love this place but I dont eve know who you faggots anymore. There is no real board culture, its just /b/ shit everywhere, even on the blue boards.

[Anonymous No.12319740]

>>12319729
Seeya on reddit, tumblr, and gaia!

[Anonymous No.12319883]

>>12319729
See you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.12319966]

>>12318504

yeah i don't know what it is about people saying 211 is gross... its not. it tastes FUCKING great.

[Anonymous No.12319975]

>>12313862
>Steel
Those where the nights I hated the most. Miss me some OE though

[Anonymous No.12320076]

>>12319729
LMAO you fucken MAD? Lemme eat them tears OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Anonymous No.12320127]

>>12313991
Prolly nuffin

[Anonymous No.12320225]

why do people pretend like steel reserve is less 'classy' or 'refined' than gross IPA and craft beers and so on. it's all fucking beer. who's to say what tastes better, and even if you disagree, what does it fucking matter, beer is beer.

[Anonymous No.12320262]

>>12320225
This. all beer tastes like shit anyway and we're just pretending to like it so why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.12320271]

>>12320262

i actually do like the taste of steel reserve, bud platinum, natty ice. i hate the taste of IPA and craft beers and shit like that. basically the cheaper the beer the better it tastes in my experience, and it's not a 'wonderful' taste but along with chips and burgers or something, it's really refreshing.

[Anonymous No.12320272]

>>12313975
This. Steelies are vile

[Anonymous No.12320284]

>>12313862
>>12315131
>>12316309
>>12317763
>beer in plastic bottles
do Americans really?

what even is it?

[Anonymous No.12320323]

>>12320271
Same

[Anonymous No.12320334]

>black out every time i drink because i drink on an empty stomach because i spend my food money on steel instead
Sucks, but ah well. Gotta get through the day.

[Anonymous No.12320356]

>>12320334
I feel u on that some days I'll have like 300 calories in food rest in steel and fireball

[Anonymous No.12320413]

>>12318305
Oh-no nogs N' suburbanite whites are buying all my shit tier trashy malt liquor. I'm going to lie and tall you fellow white people about how it drives away my fringe customer base.

[Anonymous No.12320418]

>>12320356

dude, add some fireball to the steel reserve, that shit will get you crunk af. probably like 20% alcohol by volume and you can still chug it if you get the mix right.

[Anonymous No.12321803]

bump gotta get this thread to 211

[Anonymous No.12321868]

>>12320356
>he actually buys fireball
no wonder you have no food money

[Anonymous No.12322239]

>>12320284
Never seen it at stores but I know most stadiums have beer in plastic bottles in case people wanna throw them on the field

[Anonymous No.12322288]

>>12321868
Do you expect me to make it myself

[Anonymous No.12322325]

>>12316309
get a grip on your life man

[Anonymous No.12322371]

>>12315620
you don't lift enough to need it.

[Anonymous No.12322412]

>>12318372
you don't know shit about coke

[Anonymous No.12322428]

>>12322325
Why I'm happy

[Anonymous No.12322449]

>tfw make 90% percentile in my state but still drink steelies.

When I was in college I would buy all the IPA, hipster shit, expensive liquor.

As I get older my alcohol price goes down.

[Anonymous No.12323929]

>>12316309
BASED

[Anonymous No.12324994]

bump

[Anonymous No.12325134]

I miss the days of Sparks, before it got popular, I could bring the can to the gym,mall etc and no one would know I was drinking in public

[Anonymous No.12325169]

>>12322428
wrong

[Anonymous No.12326076]

>>12318330
Careful with that, now I can't sleep without alcohol.

[Anonymous No.12326122]

>>12314027
can only imagine how bad this guy has to pee

[Anonymous No.12326150]

>>12318400
if you dont want those customers dont sell what theyre buying mr fancy fuck business man

[Anonymous No.12326169]

>>12322288
well you could boil brown sugar and cinnamon into cheap whiskey...

[Anonymous No.12326189]

>>12326169
Yeah I always infuse flavor into liquor by boiling it.

[Anonymous No.12326626]

>>12318477

[Anonymous No.12327383]

>>12326122
tfw had a runaway and pissed the bed again

[Anonymous No.12327625]

>go on three day bender
>pretty sure I hallucinated going to bed last night

[Anonymous No.12327636]

>>12327625
If you remember going to bed, it wasn't a bender.

[Anonymous No.12327649]

>>12327636
Nah, that was the first day going to bed sober since Thursday. I dont try to drink past a buzz, but I think my tolerance is so high it takes too much alcohol to get there and its fucking me up

[Anonymous No.12327768]

The only alcohol worth drinking is the kind you make yourself. Seriously its just fucking sugar water and yeast. Stuff that shit in a 10L jug of water in a dark corner for a week.

[Anonymous No.12327781]

>>12318305
You should sell a high-end beer like Steel Reserve instead

[Anonymous No.12327787]

>>12327768
Makes unreal hangovers

[Anonymous No.12327790]

>>12327787
Put it in the fridge for a few days and don't drink the shit that sinks to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.12327836]

Is this the not so subtle al/ck/ thread?
Here’s an update: I’m still drunk

[Anonymous No.12328861]

>>12327836
I’d say so

[Anonymous No.12328898]

>>12314027
Somebody said that he was dead in this picture. Not sure if I believe it

[Anonymous No.12329531]

>>12322239
Why are Americans allowed to throw their beer bottles on the field at all?