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A simple man with simple pleasures.

>> No.12310186
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>>12310170

>England
>sunshine

>> No.12310208

>>12310170
why do all you brits cook your eggs the same way, undercooked

>> No.12310213

>>12310208
White people like slime in their mouth

>> No.12310216

>>12310170
You forgot the toast in your toast sandwich

>> No.12310226
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>>12310170
>breakfast
>coke

>> No.12310240

>>12310170
>scrambled egg and fried egg instead of just fried
>undercooked black pudding
>undertoasted wonderbread tier white pre sliced toast
>cola
>no HP sauce

What a complete waste of time

>> No.12310245

>>12310240
>>undercooked black pudding
nothing wrong with black pud as it comes desu
used to eat it on its own with a bit of red sauce

>> No.12310286

>>12310245
Huh?

>> No.12310299

>>12310286
black pudding straight from the pack
its already cooked, its not raw, i think it tastes alright with red sauce

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>>12310245
How much brown sauce leaked out your ass later in the day?

>> No.12310410

Looks like shit. Should have actually just spend 3 quid at the Spoons.

>> No.12310527

>>12310410
>just spend 3 quid at the Spoons
>the Spoons
>Spoons
maybe he doesn't have a spoon license?

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>>12310170
>drinking soda with breakfast
>cola of all things
I could see sparkling juice or water but fucking cola, seriously?

>> No.12310543

>>12310170
Yeah you're simple alright.

>> No.12310557

>>12310170
simple man with a simple brain

>> No.12310561

>>12310213
how did you know he's white, did the backyard give it away?

>> No.12310570

>>12310539
>>12310226
Whats wrong with coke for breakfast

If you guys are just crying that hes going against one of le sacred social norms xD, please kill yourselves

>> No.12310571

>>12310570
People who actually have jobs and lives don't want to have a sugar crash halfway through the day.

>> No.12310592

>>12310561
>did the backyard give it away?
the trimmed grass and clean yard

>> No.12310643

>>12310213
>Brits
>white

>> No.12310893

Op here my dinner was great you negative niggers.

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>>12310170
>soda with coffee

>> No.12311354

>>12310571
>sugar crash
>halfway through the day
How long is your productive day that a sugar crash for breakfast doesn't happen until halfway through?

>> No.12311363

>>12311354
>nitpicking my post this much
You understood my point you complete piece of shit. Go die, please. Nobody loves you.

>> No.12311381

>>12310208
You can't dip your soldier if it's not runny

>> No.12311438

>>12311363
>Go die, please. Nobody loves you.
get laid incel

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>>12311363
Over 3 hours later, this must be the end of your workday. It must have been a tough one for you to be this mad, I'm sorry anon. Ignore this post and get to your nappy, we'll keep on posting.

>> No.12311486

>>12310226
Effervescence wakes me right up

>> No.12311582
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>>12310643
Whiter than you, Ben.

>> No.12311590

>>12310240
Good bread isn't British.

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>>12310170

you sick fuck, i know those fucking disgusting sausages, you used MICROWAVABLE walls sausages, FROZEN hashbrowns and blood pudding, your bacon looks like shit, YOU CANT COOK EGGS AND YOU HAVE SODA AND COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME YOU ANIMAL

IM A BRITFAG AND I THINK YOUR MEAL IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

Stop adding to how shit we look on /ck/, make it properly next time lad.

>> No.12311667

>>12310527
Underrated

>> No.12311671

>>12310170
>steak knife

>> No.12311781

>>12310571
Do you have a dainty 11yo body or something? I don't know of a single person I've met who's ever had a sugar rush from pop. Heck, even coffee or energy drink does nothing to me, I have coffee before bed. I don't understand you people.

>> No.12311794

>>12311626
If you were British, you wouldn't say soda, you'd say pop. Stop lying

>> No.12311803

>>12311794

no english lad says pop you fucking fairy

>> No.12311805

>>12311794
The only english person I know that says pop is a 60 year old woman from Oldham

>> No.12312012

>>12311794
BASED MN fag

>> No.12312035

>>12310170
>drinking soda instead of whole milk

>> No.12312065

>>12311794
It's called a fizzy drink or a soft drink if you're feeling fancy.

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>>12312065
>fizzy drink
go back chummas brah

>> No.12312711

Glass of coke and a cuppa

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>>12310170

>> No.12313863

>>12310170
Simple? Perhaps in terms of blandness and unsophistication. Dietary wise that meal is rather complex, difficult for the human body to digest and likely to increase your risk of cancer.

>> No.12314477

>>12310592
Yes because mexicans don't trim yards dumbass.

>> No.12314747

>>12314477
they trim white peoples yards

>> No.12314749

>>12310170
>>12313841
how fat are you?

>> No.12314865

>>12313863
That's what I was thinking. Those sausages scream factory extrusion.

>> No.12315326

>>12314749
not