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Anonymous Sat May 11 01:50:59 2019 No.12309449 [Reply] [Original]

*makes your pee smell*

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:08:16 2019 No.12309506 >>12309449 Didn't Yank GI's use it to catch fish in WWII?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:09:49 2019 No.12309510 >>12309449 Why does that bother you? Do you plan on drinking your piss tonight?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:20:45 2019 No.12309537 >>12309449 Am I the only person who really likes the smell of pee after eating lots of asparagus and brussel sprouts?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:21:00 2019 No.12309538 >>12309510 Now that's what I call DIABETES.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:22:37 2019 No.12309542 >>12309537 No. I keep a jar of my urine in my room when I eat sprouts/'gus for the occasional whiff.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 02:25:19 2019 No.12309551 File: 34 KB, 395x542, 1521663723095.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >have to get regular drug tests at work >usually know it a day or two ahead >always have asparagus the night before so they have to smell my pee

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:06:25 2019 No.12309649 >>12309449 My pee pee smells bad even before asparagus. It just smells bad in a different way after asparagus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:16:28 2019 No.12309676 >>12309537 No, I like to eat beets at the same time so it looks like I'm shitting blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:18:05 2019 No.12309680 >>12309649 Go to the doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:22:46 2019 No.12309686 >>12309538 I unironically have pee that smells like gatorade but sweeter and have wondered if I have the betue. I'm American btw if that matters

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:32:05 2019 No.12309707 I have my gf pee on me with asparagus piss. Is that normal? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:33:54 2019 No.12309709 File: 156 KB, 1242x1394, 1554884335973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309551 goals

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 03:36:00 2019 No.12309713 File: 187 KB, 1155x649, AN172-Beets-1296x728-Header.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309449 Turns your piss pink

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 06:47:35 2019 No.12310063 >>12309707 It is. Answering for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 06:51:46 2019 No.12310075 File: 109 KB, 659x905, 1556809938011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309551 holy mother of based

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 06:55:52 2019 No.12310085 File: 60 KB, 964x912, 2dpwzw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309707 is this you >>/ck/thread/S12273522

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 06:59:55 2019 No.12310096 File: 200 KB, 1001x564, pickled-beets-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309713 That never worked for me. No matter how many beets I eats.

Anonymous Sat May 11 07:27:08 2019 No.12310172

>>12309449
Not always, there’s a gene that determines whether or not the causative chemical is in your pee. Also, if you perform a urinalysis microscopic on someone after they’ve eaten asparagus their specimen will be full of calcium oxalate crystals.
>the more you know

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 07:40:56 2019 No.12310206 >can't smell asparagus piss >cilantro doesn't taste like soap Who else /blessed/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 10:39:47 2019 No.12310674 >>12310172 >calcium oxalate crystals Now, that's what I call KIDNEY STONES.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:08:10 2019 No.12311204 >>12309449 White aspargus > green aspargus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:10:20 2019 No.12311209 >>12309449 >makes your pee smell make your sexlive better *bdsm

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:14:16 2019 No.12311221 >>12309449 i love my dank asparapiss

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:16:06 2019 No.12311227 >>12309449 There are four kinds of people. Some have stinky asparagus pee, some don't, some of each can smell it, others can't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:16:15 2019 No.12311229 File: 922 KB, 2688x1520, DFD93B76-AA97-4A0D-9DA6-37019E76FCFF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12311204 Black asparagus > White asparagus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 13:30:21 2019 No.12311289 File: 82 KB, 640x636, 1498518449674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >asparagus pee smell

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 16:40:44 2019 No.12311999 File: 3.04 MB, 444x250, 1557539582479.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309551

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 18:10:30 2019 No.12312294 File: 1.76 MB, 2290x1526, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309449 More like TURDmeric!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 18:40:50 2019 No.12312409 >>12309537 It's literally the only reason why I eat asparagus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 18:45:53 2019 No.12312426 >>12311999 checked

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 18:50:07 2019 No.12312436 File: 25 KB, 280x261, moon_pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12309449 %makes your ass bleed%

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 20:38:56 2019 No.12312808 >>12309686 Sugar foot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:09:04 2019 No.12313146 >>12309551 top kek, based

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 22:11:14 2019 No.12313155 >>12312436 Thanks for convincing me to never try this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 11 23:36:39 2019 No.12313565 Theoretically, if I had a girlfriend (which will never happen) I would strictly forbid her from eating both asparagus and brussel sprouts for this exact reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 12 08:03:46 2019 No.12314853 >>12309449 Does it really? I never noticed it. Guess I am not a weirdo that smells his own piss after every wee.

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