/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12296021]

This is what 25 cents get you in INDIA.

[Anonymous No.12296027]

>>12296021
how about i pay you another 25 cents and you wash your hands before making it for me

[Anonymous No.12296047]

25 cents for 25 hours in the bathroom.
What a steal.

[Anonymous No.12296055]

>>12296021
don't forget the food borne illness from the shit-covered hands that made it.

[Anonymous No.12296077]

>>12296027
>>12296047
>>12296055
Dumb racists. FACT: Indians are the most powerful race in the world.

[Anonymous No.12296099]

>>12296077
I thought that was Filipinos

[Anonymous No.12296101]

>>12296077
well their smell is most powerful at least.

[Anonymous No.12296122]

>>12296021
But isn't that like a 2 weeks wage in india?

[Anonymous No.12296167]

>>12296122
White american here. Indians in most territories of India make more than Americans on average when comparing the cost of living.
t. Went to India for a business trip and was surprised

[Anonymous No.12296173]

>>12296021
>>12296027
>>12296047
>>12296055
>>12296077
Guys! Indians are clean! Here's why: They never mix up their food preparing hand and their shit wiping hand.

[Anonymous No.12296179]

>>12296173
>They never mix up their food preparing hand and their shit wiping hand.
Yeah I'm sure they never make a mistake. And just because they have a designated wiping hand doesn't mean poo particles stay in one place. Stop trying to make this work, it's not going to.

[Anonymous No.12296201]

>>12296167
Americans just don't get it, while they submit to be wagie Jews we Indians make MORE dinar, have MORE free time.

[Anonymous No.12296363]

Indian people can eat it just fine without getting the shits. If your stomach can't handle it you might just be genetically inferior, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.12296400]

>>12296179
>he makes mistakes

[Anonymous No.12296401]

>>12296021
+potential food poisoning

[Anonymous No.12296530]

>>12296363
Wh*toids think PEPPER is spicy... lmao

[Anonymous No.12296974]

>>12296027
Dont matter. Water is full of shit, literally.

[Anonymous No.12297010]

>>12296077
Superpower by 2020

[Anonymous No.12297020]

Imagine thinking that Indians aren't going to take over when they are making professional android apps for 40 dollars on Fiverr

[Anonymous No.12297061]

this is 0.00000000000000000000000000000069 cents in INDIA.

[Anonymous No.12297075]

Yeah 25 cents to get thousands and thousands of dollars of medical expenses after I poison myself with fecal matter. No thanks Vindloo

[Anonymous No.12297211]

>>12296027
>>12296047
>>12296055
>>12296101
>>12296122
>>12296173
>>12296179
>>12297010
>>12297061
>>12297075
Bloody bastards fuck you fuck to mada mada fakas

[Anonymous No.12297367]

>>12296021
This is what two cream loads will get you on the Falkland Islands.

[Anonymous No.12297392]

>>12296021
Not even the blessings of whatever weird, 10-armed lobster-elephant goddess can protect your innards from the e.coli this will give you

[Anonymous No.12297403]

>>12296077
Yeah I guess why their dropping trou right in the streets and just shitting everywhere and eating their food off of the ground. I'm sure in the worst areas the eating street and the shitting street aren't even separated.

[Anonymous No.12297415]

>>12296021
Fuck yeah, thali me up.
There's a southern indian restaurant down the road from me a bit, and they make terrific thalis every day. On the weekends they have their "special thali" which has more and fancier dishes on it, but they're all good. You can't beat those for the price and variety.

[Anonymous No.12297561]

Indian food is delicious but just make your own if you're concerned about food poisoning or restaurant hygiene.

[Anonymous No.12297872]

>>12296179
soap exists, y'know

[Anonymous No.12297892]

>>12297211
BITCH LASAGNA

[Anonymous No.12299236]

Indian food sucks. Every dish they have is improved by literally any other Asian cuisine. Like Curry, for instance, fucking sucks at Indian places but even curry from the cheapest Chinese restaurants beat out the best Indian curries.
Maybe it's because they don't use an entire fucking cup of curry seasoning, idk. Learn how to cook you dumb fucks, though you should probably learn to stop shitting on the street first.

God. I'm not normally racist but I have a genuine hatred for Indians. Any culture that can breed large scale tech scam hotlines deserves to be wiped off the planet.

[Anonymous No.12299268]

>>12297872
>it's perfectly okay to wipe with your hands because of soap that kills MOST bacteria
Or you could use toilet paper instead of sticking your bare hands in your shit and getting it in and around your nails, hoping soap and possibly a nail brush gets it clean enough.

Evolve you fucking heathens.

[Anonymous No.12299269]

>>12297872
>indians
>soap
soap also doesn't do anything when you wash your hands with dirty sewage water.

[Anonymous No.12299413]

>>12297367
if she's going to make me that for sex she'd literally be my goddess

[Anonymous No.12299449]

>>12299236
Indian food from an indian restaurant run by indians not from India is the ideal. India has some serious sanitation and cultural problems but the food is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12299450]

>>12296077
Yeah but Indians are technically Caucasians so you admit that the white man is most powerful

[Anonymous No.12300524]

>>12299268
>sticking your bare hands in your shit and getting it in and around your nails
You don't actually think we scoop our shit with hands, right? Are americans really this dumb? We use bidet or other flowing water source to clean the butt of majority of feces, then we use our hand + soap to clean it. After that we wash the hand again with the soap. It's certainly much cleaner than sticking paper into the butt.

[Anonymous No.12300600]

>>12300524
>or other flowing water source to clean the butt of majority of feces
yeah the fucking ganges

[Anonymous No.12300963]

>>12300524
The absolute state of vindaloo

[Anonymous No.12300981]

>>12296077
FACT: You can smell the pajeets cubicle section at my work from the stairs a floor down. How have they never considered using deodorant? Also they all use the same restroom on the second floor and yes, it's always being used. Pajeets aren't even a stereotype it's all true.

[Anonymous No.12300986]

>>12296021
JAY BULLAKIE!

[Anonymous No.12300988]

>>12296021
So thats like a day of collecting poo right? Anyway looks nice, makes me want to see how cheap I can cook.

[Anonymous No.12300990]

>>12296099
kek

[salm No.12300997]

>>12299268
Says the dumbass Americunt who licks his girlfriends ass that's been wiped by paper.
Do Americans really????

[Anonymous No.12301005]

>>12300997
Seething

[Anonymous No.12301034]

>>12300986
>Speaks russian and hindi
Based.

[Anonymous No.12301062]

>>12299268
And then they go and proceed to serve your food by using their bare hands to put the stuff on your plate

[Anonymous No.12301358]

>>12300600
Only hindushitters bathe in ganges. Us christians, muslims and buddhists are civilized enough to use shower.

[Anonymous No.12301418]

>>12301358
>>Muslims
>>Civilized
Zoo Wee Mama

[Anonymous No.12301446]

>>12301418
Compared to hindu who bathes in literal sewage, yeah, they're pretty civilized.

[Anonymous No.12301461]

>>12296021

>paying a quarter to eat multiple people's poop.

Nah.

[Anonymous No.12301508]

>>12296021
>Only one quarter to eat shit

[Anonymous No.12301810]

>>12296077
Apu poo in loo

[Anonymous No.12301838]

>>12296021
I want to get into Indian food more
>eat POOP haha
ok now that's out of the way where should I start? Any quick recipe guides? How do Indian curries compare to Thai ones? If I go into an Indian/Paki restaurant what should I get?

[Anonymous No.12303725]

>>12296077
checked
have another you for your bait
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1