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12291626 No.12291626 [Reply] [Original]

What is the best method to make coffee? Aeropress? Drip? French press?

>> No.12291629

>>12291626

Rectally. Maximum impact.

>> No.12291633

>>12291626
Rectally.

>> No.12291653

rectally

>> No.12291693

>>12291626
Pourover

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>>12291626
Haha pour it out of your bootyhole lole!

>> No.12291738

>>12291693
loses too much heat and too short brew time

pourover and cold brew are memes

>> No.12291757

>>12291738
so tell us what you use

>> No.12291759

>>12291757

My rectum.

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>>12291759

>> No.12291828

>>12291629
>>12291633
>>12291653
>>12291759
How do you make it rectally? Asking for myself.

>> No.12291990

Get an espresso machine.

>> No.12292324

>>12291626
I just go to the nearest Starbucks

>> No.12292349

I haven't read though all the replies, but if it hasn't been said yet, the best method is rectally

>> No.12292490

>>12292324
Thanks for answering my question (>>12291828)

>> No.12292497

I like my french press but I never get the timing right. It's either too weak or too strong.

Try rectally, OP.

>> No.12292501

I would recommend rectally, you get the most bang for your buck

>> No.12292818

>>12291738
I do a pourover directly into my mug. I warm up the mug in the pot of water and pull it out right before the water boils. I guess I could prewarm the mug by filling it with hot water teapot style, but that's for pussies. Now that the cup won't steal heat from the brewed coffee, I address the heat loss from the top. I use an old pot lid to cover the funnel in between pours.

You can adjust the brew time in a pourover by the amount of water in the funnel. The fuller it is, the faster it brews. Longer steep requires less liquid in there at any given time. You never want the grounds to start to dry out mid-brew or it'll be kinda over/under extracted shitty like an auto drip. If you fuck around with it for a while it really is the best tasting brew method for how ghetto the setup is. It's very skill dependent though.

>> No.12292910

>>12292818
I'm feeling bored right now, so I'm going to talk more about my coffee. I make really good coffee. Probably better than yours, despite that my equipment is ghetto as fuck. I spend the money on the beans. I use a piece of shit blade grinder that cost $15. I get as good a medium grind as expensive ass burr grinders by pulsing the trigger in bursts of 20, then opening the lid and stirring the grounds for about 10 seconds. I use a wooden chopstick instead of my finger for this because I'm a pussy. Then I do 5 sets of 20 pulses. It is an arbitrary number, but 100 is satisfying. The stick stirring prevents uneven grinding and firction hotspots. It's like stirring down the bloom after the first pour. Heat and particle distribution and shit seems to be the theme.