/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12290923]

>Cheetos? Blech, I don't eat that garbage
>OMG y'all have GOT to try these new all natural gluten free ancient grain quinoa and barley pink Himalayan salt smoked gouda puffs i picked up from whole foods!!!

[Anonymous No.12290926]

>>12290923
Pic related.

OP is still a faggot.

Case closed.

[Anonymous No.12291042]

>>12290926
>calling out hypocrisy
>the same as being a contrarian
grow brain cells fag

[Anonymous No.12291045]

>>12290926

[Anonymous No.12291047]

>No salt? No fat? No sugar? Count me in!

[Anonymous No.12291051]

>>12291042
>>12291045

[Anonymous No.12291055]

Shit thread is shit.

[Anonymous No.12291154]

>Taco Bell? Ummmm, gross. Can we get some real food for lunch, like Chipotle?

[Anonymous No.12291168]

>>12291154
I’ve never played any Nintendo’s. after all these years I still play this and don’t think I’ll ever really stop

[Anonymous No.12291170]

>>12291055
found the seething health food bitch

[Anonymous No.12291221]

>>12291168
Did you start playing games as a teenager or something? It always weirds me out a bit when people say they've never played Nintendo

[Anonymous No.12292177]

>>12290923
>>12291045
>>12291047
>>12291154
>Nintendo wojaks
OBESSED

[Anonymous No.12292319]

>>12291042
>two lines fantasized by OP
>"calling out hypocrisy"
those arguments inside your head: keep them there.

[Anonymous No.12292352]

>>12292319
i wouldn't be defending OP if i hadn't also met those types of people

[Anonymous No.12292471]

>>12291042
>not wanting to eat spun cheese style flavored corn syrup with multiple petroleum based additives is hypocrisy when you want to eat products made with real food items instead
(((They))) really got ahold of you, didn't they? Suggest you prepare to lose every penny you saved, property you accumulated and schedule your appointment with an oncologist for 15 years from today since you have the US "healthcare style product."
>now melts!

[Anonymous No.12292597]

>>12292471
>implying heavily processed, factory produced """"""""health food"""""""" is any better for you and not just a marketing gimmick to get guilt-riddled coasties to spend double the money for what is basically the same fucking product

[Anonymous No.12292598]

>>12291221
Ehh, every generation had an alternative, it's pretty easy to meet someone who's never played a nintendo game

[Anonymous No.12292633]

>>12292597
so you're saying all americans are dumb retards who eat crap because of their corporate overlords?
yeah, that kinda makes sense actually...

[Anonymous No.12292645]

>>12292633
Precisely. Obvious garbage for flyovers, guilty garbage for roasty coasties.

[Anonymous No.12292659]

>>12290923
You couldn't pick a better copypasta?

[Anonymous No.12292690]

>>12290923
You could also post Soyjak enjoying Cheetos and it would be the same guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.12292808]

>>12292633
>>12292645
Absolutely seething. Absolutely obsessed.

[Anonymous No.12293011]

>>12292597
>my own description of the real food alternative is vastly different from the cheetohs "food style product" ingredients
>b-but they're the same!
This is your brain when (((they))) have you in a lockhold. Which monster truck won the last mud rally in West Jeebusville Billy Bob?

>Enriched corn meal (corn meal, ferrous sulfate, niacin, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) Vegetable oil (corn, canola, and/or sunflower) Cheese seasoning (whey, cheddar cheese [milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes], canola oil, maltodextrin [made from corn], salt, whey protein concentrate, monosodium glutamate, natural and artificial flavors, lactic acid, citric acid, artificial color [yellow 6]) Salt

[Anonymous No.12293117]

>>12291221
in europe it's hard to find someone who actually played nintendo

[Anonymous No.12293278]

>Salad?? What are you, some kinda homo now?
>the only vegetables I like are french fries and ketchup haha *FARRRTTT*
>shut up Maureen I don't care what the doctor says, that's what the pills are for

[Anonymous No.12293289]

>>12291045
>logical arguments? who needs those when you have MEMES!

[Anonymous No.12293311]

>>12293289
>imageboards are scholarly temples for highly educated intellectuals to engage in deep discussions on

[Anonymous No.12293315]

>Almond milk?? La-dee-freakin-dah, college boy, you think you're better than me?
>I drink normal milk like a normal person
>MAUREEN BRING THE GODDAMN CAR AROUND, WE'RE GOING HOME, I'M GONNA WRECK THE BATHROOM TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.12293347]

>Carbs? blech, no thanks. Just meat and veggies for me.

[Anonymous No.12293411]

Wojakposting and all its variants should be a bannable offense at this point

[Anonymous No.12293540]

>>12293411
>Wojakposting and all its variants should be a bannable offense at this point

[Anonymous No.12293547]

>this thread
>all the butthurt
it's too easy

[Anonymous No.12293558]

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.12293660]

>>12291154
kek

[Anonymous No.12293680]

>>12293311
DESU I have a doctorate and I post still post black coffee threads now and again

[Anonymous No.12293681]

>>12293680
>t. university of phoenix online graduate

[Anonymous No.12293702]

guys i strawmanned someone and did it again AND HOLY SHIT THE ABSOLUTE HIPPOCRISPY OF THESE TWO STRAWMEN I MADE

[Anonymous No.12293703]

>>12290923
oh excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for not wanting to eat you pig troph sloppy joe mix you filthy fucking animal goy slave

[Anonymous No.12293716]

>>12293681
lol