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Just got these in from Amazon, what can I expect?

>> No.12287990

Disappointment and shame from eating an empty meme and raised sodium levels

>> No.12287995

The cheesy and 2x kind is best

>> No.12287999

>>12287990
>>Thinking sodium intake matters to a normal healthy human
Shiggy

>> No.12288000

>>12287974
Pour out excess water ans heat it until dry, then add the sauce.

>> No.12288020

>>12287999
>thinking anyone on this fatass board is healthy

>> No.12288122

>>12287974
very good but it burn my butt hole the next day, so be careful if you can't stomach heat too well.

>> No.12288344

>>12287974
Not terribly hot if you're used to, say, Habanero-level heat. Even the 2x aren't that bad.
Might blow you away if you've never had anything hotter than jalapenos on nachos or Tabasco on a burger or something.
Ignore the directions to leave a little water. Empty pot and completely drain noodles, return noodles to pot with heat on super low, mix the sauce into the noodles in the pot then serve.
If they're too hot for you, I don't recommend adding water to dilute. It won't help much and it'll just make it taste much worse. That's why I say ignore the directions where they say to keep some of the water. It just tastes like watered down ass if you do that. Add other ingredients like eggs, veggies, meat, etc. to lessen the heat.
Oh, aside from the heat, they're fucking delicious. That sauce hits that holy trinity of sweetness, saltiness and a bit of oil/fat in it. All things you're biologically wired to crave and gorge on.

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Imma let y'all in on a little secret. If you've got a WinCo near you, the vegetable soup mix in the bulk section is fucking GODLY in almost any instant noodles. It consists of dried carrot, onion, celery, spinach, parsley and tomato. Simply throw straight into noodle soups, or straight into the water of the non soup kinds you put in the microwave like the Nissin Chow Mein and the Maruchan Yakisoba, or simply reconstitute in a cup with some water and add to any other kind of instant noodle.
Just two tablespoons is enough for a serving of instant noodles, and makes almost any instant noodles extra delicious.
Not my picture; got off GIS.

>> No.12288372

>>12287974
Spicy ramen noodles. All the (actually) spicy ones taste pretty much the same since the capsaicin drowns out any other flavors that might have otherwise been there.

>> No.12288396

>>12288358
That's like every single ingredient you don't want showing up in an instant noodles pack. I hate those little chunks of vegetable. They hardly digest at all since they're mostly cellulose and the last thing I need for my hemorrhoids are little chunks of undigested food getting lodged around my anus. I wish those ingredients were illegal.

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>>12287974
Good thick noodles and deliciousness with just a bit of that questionable asian stank

>> No.12288498

>>12288396
>hemorrhoids

https://youtu.be/TSsQsWErgRY

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I'm boutta do it

>> No.12288546

Slimy meme noodles that taste alright

>> No.12288568

>>12287974
Pretty damn good with a good level of heat, add some fish sauce

>> No.12288606
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>>12288344
Prepared like this. As far as ramen goes, best I've had hands down.

>> No.12289653

>>12288396
Dude. I bet you don't even psyllium fiber. A heaping tablespoon of generic Metamucil a day keeps the piles away. No fooling. Imagine nothing but easy to pass 3's and 4's on the Bristol stool chart, 365 days per year. That's what a tablespoon of generic Metamucil per day accomplishes. Really. I don't know how people live without it.

>> No.12289659

>>12288606
>tfw I have a pack of these at home
Can’t wait niggers

>> No.12289673

>>12288358
Winco sounds based I wish we had some here

>> No.12289680

>>12289673
It is based. Most stuff there is cheaper than even Walmart Great Value brand.

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12289696

>>12287974
Pain!

>> No.12289716

>>12287974
Whatever one things about the heat, hot or not the flavor is -good-. A fuck of a great Drunky-Snack.

>> No.12290542

>>12289696
I would rate much less hot than ghost pepper, which is about my tolerance.

>> No.12290570

>>12287974
>>12287974
add some veggies, otherwise they are too hot

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>>12287974
>>12287974
but you didnt even get the x2 version you haole

>> No.12290853

>>12288344
No, you should leave a little water, the key is to put the heat back on after adding in the sauce after draining most, not all, of the water. The starchy water will mix with the sauce and coat the noodles beautifully, just like with pasta.

>> No.12291445

>>12290853
The sauce coats the hell out of the noodles, water or no water. Water just waters down the flavor.

>> No.12291461

Ringsting

>> No.12292827

>>12287974
Your mom

>> No.12294539

>>12287995
two wrong opinions in the same post, impressive

>> No.12294561 [DELETED] 

>>12287974
MEGA ANAL FUCK BABY RAPIST GALAXY EXPLODER HOT SAUCE XXXXXXXXX FUCK YOUR MOM

>> No.12294564

>>12294561
never breed please. the world doesn't need anymore stupid fucks like you in it

>> No.12294572

>>12294564
get fucked you stupid fuckwad

>> No.12295179

>>12287974
>2019
>still falling for this meme

>> No.12295188

>>12294572
gargle my cum faggot

>> No.12295197

>>12288606
>literally no toppings
what the fuck?

>> No.12295472

>>12295197
Why would I put toppings on cheap noodles?

>> No.12295481

>>12295472
to make them taste good?

>> No.12295548

>>12295481
They tasted delicious on their own

>> No.12295592

>>12287974
Was pretty spicy, surprised as I can handle heat pretty well. It wasn’t painful, surprisingly, but it was hot. My lips and tongue didn’t burn much. All in all, they don’t really taste like much just spice. I like it though.

>> No.12296366

diarrhea and sadness

>> No.12296391

>>12287974
Something that relies on the spicy gimmick instead of actual flavor

>> No.12296901

>>12287974
Try 2x

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12298048

2 packages tonight

>> No.12298096

>>12291445
the sauce will literally go to the bottom of the bowl as liquid if you put too much water. If you make these noodles right they should be dark reddish brown, with thickness to the sauce

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>>12287974
this shit is not food
>paralyzes your tongue
>feels like million pieces of shattered glass cutting your stomach after eating it

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>>12298142
You're just a little bitch, dumb frogposter

>> No.12298237

>>12298228
thats a toad