/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>inb4 jollibee menu

>>12287191
Blueberry filled powdered pls

>>12287114
A Real Human Bean

The menu to my imaginary restaurant:
Fried egg
Scrambled Egg
Potato Salad
Egg Salad
Freshly made Sourdough Bread
In autumn lentil stew with Sausages
In summer lamb curry
Rest of the menu is booze
The staff walks around in all white clothing and the interior is all grey with rosé walls

>>12287191
>calling the dough bit "donut hole"
That's fucking dumb, it'd be like calling my dick "your mom's pussy hole". Just because my dick is in your mom's pussy, doesn't mean my dick is a hole. The pussy has a hole. Hole is absence. My dick is very real.

>>12287396
Fuck off ESLshitter

>>12287847
Not an argument

>>12287886
Learn English.

>>12287191
lemme get uhhhhh....half dozen crullers

>>12287888
Also not an argument

>>12287114
What a retard.
Whoever let that go to print should be sacked.
Imagine having appetizers and entrees as separate items.
What sort of moronic nincompoop would do such a thing?
Let's all point and laugh at them.

>>12287362
sounds good anon, i'll take some lamb curry and sourdough

>>12287362
my dream menu

food
drink

for people who cant be fuck for choice but want to trust their cook will give them something good and or nutritious.

>>12287114
>Sprayed with Axe
what?

>>12287114
I always liked these Titanic menus, some of this stuff or at least their names are right from bizzaroworld. For nostalgia these old menus are very interesting to me.

Here's a first class luncheon menu.

>>12288922
Here's a second class dinner menu.

>>12288927
And a third class breakfast menu, I can't help wondering what the gruel is maybe I could dip that up with the cabin bisquits.

>>12288922
>>12288927
>>12288937
eh for me it would be either first or third class, i dont dig second class at all

>>12288949
The baked haddock with sharp sauce might be pretty good.

Delmonico dinner menu, April 18, 1899.

>>12288968
They were paying big bucks to eat dandelions back then. I bet the hipsters would pay $200 for a plate of dandelions these days.

>>12288997
i made a comfy dandelion salad once

>>12289021
Back from when we still had cane sugar and it wasn't all HFCS crap.

>>12289054
This thread gets the same posts every time someone makes it. It's somewhat depressing.
On another note, what did some places put in hamburgers that required some restaurants to qualify the word beef with the word "pure?"

>>12288937
Is there anything wrong with you? Like any mental conditions or anything? You post the same pics and comments every time this thread is made.

>>12289092
To me you come across as the weirdo for keeping track of it in the first place, I haven't seen one of these threads for over a year, perhaps in your arrogance you're mixing me up with someone else?
>>12289076
Perhaps horse and different laws.

>>12289092
Don't you have anything better to with your life then keep track of other's posts?
Nobody forced you to click on the thread.

>>12289109
I just called you out for making the same posts and same comments any time this thread is posted (possibly by you). I'm guessing by your defensive response it really is you. Will you do it again next time too? What causes this behavior?

>>12289120
Is that the best comeback you can think of? It's an anon board, why don't you weigh in on what sort of mental condition causes a person to post the same pics and same comments in a thread over and over?

I love menus bros

>>12289125
And you out for being a moron like pavlov's dog, are you so stupid as to have to click and comment anytime you see something?

>>12289129
You're not doing very well in your argument doggie.

>>12287609
Never had a Liverwurst sandwich with pickles, It's always been mustard, red onions, and muenster

>>12288737
Is swamp water just orange soda and root beer mixed together?

>>12288737
>one gallon of swamp water please, to go

>>12288997
They paid 50 cents for a plate, which is apparently roughly 15 dollars today

>>12289137
Those taste good especially with onions but smell horrible in an office environment. That'll stink up a whole floor for hours.

>>12289021
I love the theming in this

>>12289149
Yeah but they weren't hipsters back then.

I love menus

What's on spiderbro's menu today?

>>12289160
I dunno man, ever read about the French nobility who all got really into "pastoral" idealism. It's pretty much no different from modern hipsters getting really into cheap ghetto culture

>>12289193
Yeah, they got the guillotine mostly from Robespierre.

>>12288949
What, you don't like curried chicken with your coconaut sandwich? Pleb

>>12289054
Fantastic

Someone please post the "handsome her" menus

This is really good, I worked by the place and they made a great NE clam chowdah.
The room itself is awesome too, it's something to see if visiting NYC.

>>12289076
Pork. It's still common to make a hamburger with ground pork + ground beef. The pork changes the taste and is supposed to make it more tender/moist. It's also the difference between a hotdog and an all beef hotdog.

This place is expensive, but it's also really good. They serve lunch as well but I only go for breakfast because it's one of the few places open before 9 in this city.

>>12289374
Is that a hotel menu?

>>12289374
I'd feel embarrased ordering the "power breakfast." I'd feel like some self important twat with my head in a cellphone all day and shaking keys around.

>>12289400
No, just a restaurant/coffee shop.
>>12289407
I think they just mean it'll give you energy.

>>12289407
its for nonvirgins and gogetters only

>>12289423
I'd try out the curry bread, I've never had that before.

>>12289451
Or the look-at-me look-at-me idiots who feel the need to "power order."

Anyone here use to read phone books just to look at the pizza ordering pages and shit?

>>12288737
milk & vico? vicodin? good shit

>>12289054
you CUNT

>>12288908
I recognize this, but I don't know from where. Source anon?

>>12289141
It's everything mixed together aka: a suicide. In this case it would only be orange, root beer and cola mixed which I think would be pretty good compared to a random clusterfuck of shit.

>>12289054
Oh fuck you

>>12287609
>Reuben and French Dip that low
Why are people such plebs?

>>12289054
that's some expensive milk.

>>12287609
>bechamel sauce in a croque monsieur
>no club sandwich

>>12289076
no one cares except you fagtron

>>12289054
sigh...

>>12287609

Oy vey where is the pastrami on rye, you antisemite

>>12287609
cucumber sandwiches are delicious with tea. you can tell this poll was answered by poor people.

>>12290159
>you can tell this pole was answered by poor people
As if grilled cheese without tomato being in second place didn't give that away from the start. The image is basically just a list of sandwiches and paying attention to the ranking a way to become upset.

>>12289054
Gay

>>12290166
ur gay

>>12287396
But if you didn’t take the aforementioned piece out there would be no hole in the donut

>>12290184
Being the cause of something shouldn't mean it is named after its effect. If I punch a hole in the wall I'm not then called hole in the wall. Donut holes have no business being called anything but donut balls.

>>12288937
Gruel is like a porridge with meal (oatmeal or other) boiled in water or sometimes milk

>>12289054
kys

>>12289407
Imagine being scared of ordering food lmao. Are you an adult? Are you afraid of some nobody that you’re never going to see again judging you?

For me it's the Fish tagine

>>12287114
>that pic
You must seriously be one very easily amused teenager.

>>12290412
lmao I'm paying cash for the privilege of being served and I'm ordering whatever the fuck I feel like. If a place has cringey names I'll say to the server 'fuck these names are stupid, I'll have blah blah blah'

>>12290471
Because he saved a picture of a menu?

>>12290502
No, because it’s a clearly fake menu where 100% of the mild chuckles on offer are had halfway through the first entry and the rest is just more of the same.

>>12290507
can you be unretarded?

>>12290507
The fuck are doing?

>>12288937
The third class menu sounds perfectly fine

>>12289129
you'd be surprised how many people do that on every board. It's annoying though, and then suddenly you're the creep when you notice some autist spamming the same shit in similar threads.

>>12290537
posting so often you recognize anons is unironically not a good thing

>>12290539
you can just be lurking and still notice those people.
also why is a menu thread a thing? People will find enjoyment from anything apparently.

>>12290537
they're always posting the same shit, you're always posting the same shit complaining about them posting the same shit. at this point you're both retards and you're also an idiot go be a pest elsewhere

>>12290543
>thread about different kinds of food that are served in restaurants
>wonders why that thread would be on the cooking board
I agree, odd. Should be a mcchicken thread right based bro?

for the discriminating gentleman

>>12287114

>>12287609
>reuben not in top 10
>no muffuletta
fuck this list

>>12290556
yes, now I'm the retard again. Spamming the same old tired shit no-one cares about is totally fine and should never be called out!
If I'm noticing something like that, it's because the person has been doing it for a long time already so calling him out is not nearly as bad as what he's been doing.

>>12290603
yes you're the retard. youre like an insect under a magnifying glass at this point in time. if you know he reports all the time you must be lurking all time which makes you a basement dwelling cheeto stained neckbearded mountain dew swilling faggot. Your mom is calling, your tendies are ready neetie

>>12290624
You're anonymous, you realize that? There's no reason for you to react so defensively when someone tells you they've noticed you posting the exact same way over and over. You lose nothing by just admitting "Yeah, I do it because I like reactions" or something else. You're allowed to be weird here; that's the point of 4chan.

>>12290571

>the big guy

>>12290624
Not that guy, but fuck you for being an obvious shitposter. /ck/ is by far the most shitposted board after /pol/ and cunts like you that attack people calling out the repetitive bullshit deserve to be beaten until your livers rupture.
The only people who defend repetitive shitposting are the fucking wastes of skin and hair doing it themselves.

>>12290585
muffaletta is a terrible sandwich that desperately needs acid

>>12290094
I'm sorry you can't read

>>12289882
Based Heart Attack Grill poster

>>12289882
I want to buy a pack of luckys and smoke them at the table

>>12290624
Clearly someone has his panties in a bunch.

>>12289882
3.44 MB post? Were the file size limits changed recently?

>>12290774
no you're just a retard

>>12290778
Last time I tried to upload a large picture it was limited at 2 MB.

>>12289054
>:(

>>12290782
go back to your faggot board

>>12290791
Got any suggestions? I'm sure that you're a professional at faggotry so know all of them.

>>12290823
how exactly do you get the job of professional faggot? is it just whoring yourself or what?

Now to get back on topic here...

>>12290838
I don't know, you're the subject matter expert on faggotry so let us all in on your secrets, it's an early Tuesday morning and I can use a laugh.

>>12290843
how am i the expert after my first comment in the whole thread?

>>12290902
you sound like one

>>12290907
>projecting

>>12289054

fuck off

>>12289054
cheeky bastard

>>12287191
>no old fashioned

>>12290624
I'm usually never on this board, just noticed this strange thread (who gets excited about menus?) and someone else calling him out.
It just happens on every other board too.

>>12291362
>talking about menus of food on the food board is strange
Retard.

>>12291841
It's slightly strange, let's face it. It doesn't matter which board it is, I'm just referring to the idea of people being motivated enough to post menus on the internet. Is posting menus on the internet your favorite way to pass the time? Why choose to do that instead of something else? I get talking about food occasionally or even often, but posting menus wouldn't be my first choice of a hobby even within that area of interest.
There's no menu board because it's a strange interest.

>>12288968
One of every kind of duck, and apples Nelson

>>12291867
It's rare when I come across someone with genuine autism. Like seeing a rare bird of prey, majestic.

>>12291934
I know you're kinda right but I just wanted to argue on the internet for a bit. It's more entertaining than posting a picture of a fast food menu and some guy responding "man I want that burger".
Posting menus on the internet is not such a non-autistic interest either.

>>12291952
The idea here is to post interesting menu's and either discuss what is on them as a novelty of the time or place it comes from or to discuss which one you prefer or would order yourself.
So it's a combination of the cooking board, graphic design board, and history board. Though since 90% of the people posting here are fastfood eating drunks they mainly just talk about the sandwich ranking image, naturally.

>>12288737
>individual french fries 35¢

>>12289054
Rude

>>12289839
wtf "pan cake w/meat?"

>>12288737
I'll take a chubby dinner, onion rings, an apple turnover and a root beer to go.

>>12288761
hahahaha! It's that body lotion shit.

>>12289025

I've not had Malaysian jerky, but everyone I know who has had it has told me it's absolutely amazing. Anywhere to get it in the DC/Baltimore area?

>>12292748
I don't know, I only know about the one in NYC, but if there's a Chinatown there might be a Malaysian jerky joint. One thing I did in NY when looking for a Malaysian restaurant was that I called up either their consulate to NYC or their embassay to the UN, I forget which one and just asked nicely where they went, I got some good answers so try that, DC will defininate have a Malaysian embassy to the USA, there might even be some info on their website.

>>12289054
Oh fuck You my moms battling cancer.

>>12289054
Ass.

>>12291952
it really is pretty non-autistic though, especially for people actually in the biz. a menu is a first impression, it is the concept of a restaurant and can often be the first indicator of quality (or can send people searching for a different restaurant)

>>12289054
die

>>12289054
You dirty bitch.

>>12289054
Fuck you

>>12287362
Are you gunna charge me $3 per fucking egg like every other restaurant or will I be able to get 3 fried eggs and two pieces of toast for less than $9?

>>12290641
>1000x611)
>for you

>>12290839
>beef strokenoff

>>12293826
nah like 1 buck per egg and 3 bucks per bread basket (with 3 big ass slices)
i would only overchage for the drinks

>>12289012
>with extra lady to play with your balls while blowing wind up your ass hole with goose quill

>>12293707
Food is a tool and essential for survival.
Any culture that is only known for their food and ancient history are pansies. Tasty food is an extravagance. Countries that are proud and arrogant of FOOD of all things just happen to be the poorest ones or the ones with nothing else to brag about in the modern day.

>>12293847
What if I got something else so you don't lose money on turnover to people paying $1 for an egg? Can I get eggs and toast for less than $5?

>>12293869
bread basket + a fried egg is 4 bucks man, if you only want one slice i can hook you up for 2 bucks total
the scrambled eggs are two fiddy (made out of 3 eggs)

>>12293898
I just wanna know why restaurants charge so much for a fuckin egg or a slice of bread. Like even at $1/egg and $1 for two pieces of toast, that's $4 for three eggs and two buttered pieces of bread, that's like an infinity percent profit margin.

>>12293905
if people have started paying it at some point, it will become the norm eventually
especially with gentrification being the hottest thing on the block

>>12287609
>French Dip, Po Boy and Cubano that low
Absolute shit taste.

>>12290567
What restaurant is that? I am intrigued.

>>12289054
Cunt

>>12289054
Hey dickhead mothers day too close to be pulling this shit.

>>12289054
wew

>>12290839
>strokenoff over egg noodles

>>12289054

motherFUCKER

>>12289054
WOw

>>12289335
Oh shit, yes, this place is the best. My father and I get together and go to their herring festival every year, it's every June and I highly recommend it.
>>12289434
How is this place? I grew up like three blocks away and must have passed it a thousand times but I've never been inside.

Contributing the menu to one of my favorite places, Shanghai Asian Cuisine in Chinatown. Their soup dumplings are so fuckin' good.

>>12295274
Second page because that's where the soup dumplings are.

>>12287191
tfw no anus doughnut

>>12295274
I like it a lot, the main restaurant is one floor below the lobby and is the first place that I've had unagi-don(sp.) If you're staying there I think the room service comes from that restaurant.
I suggest the place if you're near it sometime.

>>12295280
#32 Chicken Feets made me crack up.

>>12295274
Is that Shanghai Asian Cuisine place an offshoot of the old Shanghai Joe's? That's the first place I had exploding dumplings.

>>12289054
don't click this

>no spoons menu

why lads?

>>12295918
>that many cold cuts
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>12297218
its a deli?

>>12297456
Looks like a warning sign for toxins you would see on the construction site of a nuclear power plant. All it needs is to be one font.

>>12289054
bitch

>>12289054
Fuck you

>>12297480
I think I went there once in the summer of 92

>>12297620
And what a summer it was.

>>12297645
unironically looks pretty good.
Why can't my town have this shit...

Just one out of eight pages

>>12290791
>>12290838
>making a bad joke and then being unable to let it go
>failing this hard at bants
Autism at work, folks.

>>12297922

>>12297946

>>12289054

>>12289882
cringe

>>12297991
faggot bitch

>>12297991
cunt shitass

>>12297922
This looks like shit

>>12297922
>>12297970
>>12297946
What the fuck are "maters"?

>>12290952
They should have never gone beyond this menu.

>>12289054
Penis

>>12289374
Too expensive. I just get a sandwich and coffee from 7 11

>>12298535
They both sell sandwiches and coffee but they aren't the same shit. There's a reason one is more expensive.

>>12298406
tomatoes, as spoken by someone with Down Syndrome

>>12289054

local burger joint

>>12298795
I haven't seen a menu with prices that low since the mid 90s.

>>12289054
Memes

>>12287609
>#38
>bread rubbed with a cut tomato
The fuck is even the point of that?

>>12289054
Wow rude

>>12298795
Looks based af

>>12287305
For me, it’s the Bees on Wheat

>>12298795
Honestly one of the best menus here. Good, simple food with an easy on the eyes layout. I'd love being near a place like this.

>>12298320
Food is great, menu is some boomer tier shit

>>12287305
I would, unironically, try the myth of bacon.

>>12287396
"My dick is very real"
How long did it take for you to come to terms with being transgendered?

>>12289054
kill your own mom

>>12300672
I would actively avoid this establishment

>>12302401
You a fucking lamo-o or something?

>>12302401
Same, looks fucking disgusting and I can tell from the menu I would love nothing more than to skull fuck the owner to death.

>>12302426
>being gay
>not liking fun
Checks out.

>>12302434
wanting to skull fuck the owner makes me gay?

I'm not fucking his ass.

>>12300672
>>12297970
>>12297946
>>12297922
unironically looks dreadful, would actively avoid even if I were hungry.

>>12302442
>i wanna fuck this guys face
>ohhh but i'm not fucking his asshole so i'm straight as fuck
Do I need to say it anon? Or can the judgement of the Lord do it for me?

>>12302410
Anybody who makes a menu like that is guaranteed to be doing some REAL sketchy shit in the kitchen.

>>12302448
Do you know what skull fucking to death implies?

I shove my cock into his eye socket and fuck his brain

I'm not asking him to suck me off you ignorant cunt.

>>12302451
Have you been diagnosed with paranoia or is it just a hobby?
>>12302455
>oh dude i'm just fucking him in the face nothing gay about putting my dick in another guy
I would use sarcasm here but I would be afraid you would misinterpret me. You are a homosexual, accept the fact you will burn in hell and move on.

>>12302466
>hell
What are you a child?

We don't actually believe in fairy tales in the real world.

>>12302470
You do not have to believe in the devil for him to believe in you anon. I hope you find the path to God before it is too late.

>>12302477
Oof, I guess this is why I really hate flyovers.

>>12302466
Mostly just a hobby. But that's the exact kind of menu that would be made by the people in those "family cooking horror story" threads

>>12302482
I live in Connecticut.

>>12302487
Doesn't change your flyover mentality.

>>12302486
Sounds anecdotal at best, your judgement is awkward and misplaced.
>>12302489
Christianity has nothing to do with the United States. Your perspective is twisted and misinformed.

>>12302470
>>12302482
edgy bro

>>12302499
Awfully defensive of your menu there, mike.

>>12302499
>Christianity has nothing to do with the United States
Statistics say otherwise, unless you're over 40, odds are you don't believe in a god.

>>12297922
What the fuck is this garbage? If I saw this menu I would leave and never go back. What the fuck?

>>12302508
Defense implies an attack, I am being as open as I can be to unnecessary ignorance.
>>12302509
Statistics where? Show me the one that says the majority of Christian lives have been lived in the united states and I will bend to your opinion. The united states is young anon, just like you. In time you will grow beyond self hatred and learn to love God.

>>12302533
Sure thing, mike

>>12302542
Glad we agree.

>>12289054
lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhh alive mom

>>12298795
What is nuts and bolts?

>>12290159
Cucumber sandwiches are the epitome of poorfag food though

>>12289054
Noooo

>>12289054
Kino

>>12302949
No, they were a classic bourgeoise high tea accompaniment served and eaten by women and men prancing around with corncobs up their ass on the backs of their subjugated colonies during the Victorian period and through WWII when Britain finally lost it's entire exploitative empire and the cucumber sandwich became a bitter memory of past glory.

>>12288927
>triple screw steamer
Your mom

>>12302917
if i remember right its a fried appetizer sampler

>>12289054
R

>>12287305

"Cheese Monster" sounds promising.

>>12287114

>>12289544
Vico is just a chocolate drink powder like Nesquik, unfortunately. No Milk-Plus here. :(

>>12305747
Why does it feel like a kid made this menu despite me wanting to eat there?

>>12287362
I can't explain why I love this so much

>>12289374
What's in the Power Breakfast?

>>12306368
Power.

>>12306368
There are a few different versions now, but this is the standard.
I started ordering mine without ketchup or butter, so now whenever I get it they leave those off.

even with the slave-tier salaries I dont know how chinese and thai restaurants can charge so little. (and then charge even less for people of their race)

>>12307334
Rice, D-grade meat, and stale veggies don't cost all that much.

>>12307338
true, but the spices itself are quite costly outside of asia. but must be much cheaper for restaurants

>>12289054
One tempting cheese burger and delightful root beer

elkano getaria

>>12302470
>We don't actually believe in fairy tales in the real world.
Says the man who thinks fucking another man isn't gay.

>>12306529

>>12307594
>create character to put an end to powerlevel debates
>doesn't even come close to being unbeatable
What was the point?

>>12306269
glad you like it, love you too :)

>>12307970
>My new ability to NOT argue about student shit on the internet has made me a manly Adonis!

Live by Power-Man, anon.
It'll make you more handsome.

>>12309063
You think powerman has a fucking chance?

>>12309069
Worth a shot

>>12309081
Not even fucking close. And you know it.

>>12289054
Ok

>>12290472
That's beta behavior.
I'll order you an ass whooping.

>>12290567
>make a menu
>but also tells people not to give a fuck about the menu on the menu

>>12289054
mean