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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.12284456

>>12284451
That doesn't look very appetizing.

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>> No.12284477

>>12284470
Don't know why the fuck this was in my ck folder, couldn't see thumbnail, oops.

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>> No.12284480

What is this gayness?

>> No.12284481

>>12284476
this one never fails to make my skin crawl

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>> No.12284483

>>12284451
but why?

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>>12284451
Flips are truly subhuman.

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>> No.12284496

>>12284486
Behold, a man

>> No.12284497

>>12284477
it was nice to see a new webm for a change

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>> No.12284504

>>12284470
>>12284477
It's a wine cellar so I think it counts as ck

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brit cuck breakfast

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>> No.12284508

>>12284496
lul

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>> No.12284519

>>12284470

>sink ever overflows or dishwasher has a leak
>everything goes down those stairs

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>>12284496
I giggleshat.

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>> No.12284546

>>12284496
You're too smart to be on this board

>> No.12284548

>>12284546
Reddit response.

>> No.12284551

>>12284470
Now that's based. My dream is to have a home with at least 2 secret rooms.

>> No.12284562

>>12284475
disgusting

>> No.12284572

>>12284496
Yes, I too read that filename 3 years ago.

>> No.12284577

>>12284527
1 out of ever 30 chips is just a layer of that dudes skin

>> No.12284579

>>12284548
u r too dumb to be on this board

>> No.12284583

>>12284546
>haha he knows le featherless biped reference, he is smart like me xD

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>> No.12284629

>>12284586
>haha thats awesome man. i guess we should accept 100,000 refugees now :)

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>>12284451

>> No.12284695

>>12284531
did that fucking dude get run over 3 goddamn times
what a circus

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>>12284703

>> No.12284709

>>12284546
and you're too gay

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>>12284486
this is a bord thread

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>>12284708

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>> No.12284741

>>12284562
What's so disgusting about it?

>> No.12284743

>>12284732
this is the first time I ever closed a webm out of boredom

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>> No.12284766

>>12284486
Wouldn't plucking all the feathers like that be very painful for the bird?

>> No.12284768

>>12284562
It's kinda like Chicken Kiev and I bet it's tasty.

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>>12284451

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>> No.12284777

>>12284496
based Diogenes

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>>12284757
>All of that salt being handled with greasy heavy machinery
>wa la, here's your greasy shit salt :)

>> No.12284783

>>12284506
cuck xD

>> No.12284792

>>12284534
Aw. that was sweet

>> No.12284795

>>12284629
what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.12284800

>>12284698
those look like uncircumsized dicks

>> No.12284802

>>12284506
the only thing cucked about this are those overcooked rubbery eggs

>> No.12284813

>>12284802
let me guess, your a brit? LOL

>> No.12284815

I'm pretty sure I ask "But ... why?" more on /ck/ than any other board.

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>> No.12284818

>>12284813
yeah, his a brit

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>> No.12284822

>>12284817

BUT HOW???????

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>>12284491
>>12284499
>>12284503
>>12284507
>>12284512
>>12284514
1st one was best but all of these were strangely interesting

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this chick is qt but not qt at the same time

>> No.12284832

>>12284476
Some of those are so real, I'm pretty sure you'd get banned for posting a still imagine out-of-context on any other blue board.

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>>12284817
I'm glad he died. He can no longer haunt people with his eggs. If your wondering how he got out, he fainted and broke all the eggs. He then got delusional and ran into traffic where he was hit by a car. He was in a coma afterwards and his family pulled the plug, thank god.

>> No.12284851

>>12284842
>I'm glad he died
pls no
RIP glorious egg king

>> No.12284859

>>12284706
jesus christ favreau its just a burger

>> No.12284866

>>12284732
whoever edited this needs to be shot in the face

>> No.12284870

>>12284772
kekaroo

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>> No.12284875

>>12284470
I'd rather have a sex dungeon over a cellar for wine

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>>12284875

>> No.12284889

>>12284586
Keep it
I don't enjoy folks playing with my food
Eat a dick sandnigger

>> No.12284896

>>12284889
settle down, Shaw.

>> No.12284902

>>12284745
>>12284745
Nothing more than the real deal
World class noodles confirmed

>> No.12284905

>>12284482
This webm makes me want to leave poisoned food out around my house

>> No.12284907

>>12284819
I would like a chance to appreciate this dish

>> No.12284909

>>12284475
That looks like my girlfriends pussy when I'm done with it

>> No.12284912

>>12284766
He's a big guy

>> No.12284919

>>12284766
were they plucked? i figured he hadnt grown into his plumage yet

>> No.12284922

>>12284479
damn

>> No.12284925

>>12284919
that's exactly it. young birb.

>> No.12284927

>>12284479
Wafer-level cooking

>> No.12284932

>>12284698
I thought an Asian girl was going to smush her face onto something from the camera angle

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>> No.12284971

>>12284703
>>12284708
>>12284731
Is this person a cereal killer?

>> No.12284974

>>12284757
I think I've been there, or at least driven past. That looks like the Morton salt works west of Salt Lake City.

>> No.12285191

>>12284479
How does he get out

>> No.12285197

>>12284586
Based Muhammad

>> No.12285269

>>12284851
He's not dead, you were lied to

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>>12284952
Italian television is a mistake

>> No.12285288

>>12284706
>dill on a burger

>> No.12285298

>>12284486

Why is that man's testicle running about wtf

>> No.12285301

>>12284507
I desperately need to see her push out the aftermath turbo turd. It must rip her to fucking bits.

>> No.12285305

>>12284546
spend a year on 4chan and you;re bound to learn about Diogenes

>> No.12285317

>>12284629
Baste

>> No.12285320

>>12284577
Pretty sure that's her skin

>> No.12285335

>>12284732
Yes it's bacon with salt and pepper.
Impressive.

>> No.12285350

>>12284629
reminder that alt-right = right wing SJWs

>> No.12285384

>>12285288
What would you prefer? CUM YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?

>> No.12285387

>>12284577
Long pork rinds

>> No.12285392

>>12285350

Indeed, one side wants to stop me from enjoying my vidya, and the other wants to stop me from enjoying anything made by non-whites. If I have to choose I may be leaning towards the vidya, but its still a pretty sadistic choice.

>> No.12285410

>>12284496
Based Diogenes poster

>> No.12285415

>>12284534
Who is he?

>> No.12285417

>>12284546
Hello there reddit

>> No.12285420

>>12284586
Annoying and unnecessary, fuck sandniggers, i prefer gyros anyway

>> No.12285423

>>12284629
YES! love and multiculturalism wins again!

>> No.12285430

Can someone post the webms of the chick smushing bread with her face?

>> No.12285439

>>12284776
Nice, I love rolled puke.

>> No.12285442

>>12284486
why is birb naked? is he ok?

>> No.12285443

>>12284475
I am erect

>> No.12285462

>>12285350
I don't understand how they can't have the self-awareness to see that they're being the same whining bitches they complained about in 2011.

But instead of > typical whites XD it's > typical blacks XD

>> No.12285463

>>12284732
fuckin hell this was hard to watch

>> No.12285470

>>12284629
>>12284889
>>12285197
>>12285420
Looks like an Israeli Jew of sandniggerish roots. The business itself is in Israel and is kosher.

>> No.12285499

>>12284919
>>12284925
no, that is a sick bird with a disease that prevents any feathers from being grown. it is an adult bird.

>> No.12285593

>>12284842
This is a really weird meme to force.

>> No.12285660

>>12284745
Dudes balls must be sore at the end of the day

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>>12284482

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>> No.12285702

>>12284465
nice

>> No.12285713

>>12284971
I'd murder a bowl of cereal

>> No.12285722

>>12284952
is this the human condition?

>> No.12285731

>>12285722
Pretty much sums it all up, huh

>> No.12285732

>>12284517
WHAT DOTH LIFE?

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>> No.12285762

>>12284486
why'd you post this video of me bro?

>> No.12285770

>>12284629
literal mental illness

>> No.12285785

>>12284952
what the fuck

>> No.12285833

>>12284706
The All Dressed Bloomfield Burger now available at Burger King. Have it your way.

>> No.12285848

>>12284491
Rainy day beef bowl challenge complete
Aiyaaaa mr

>> No.12285851

>>12284470
how much wine does this nigga drink?

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>> No.12285865

>>12284486
the fact that that thing is alive is proof there is no god

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>> No.12285882

>>12285867
fuck you

>> No.12286160

>>12285415
iron chef japan on the original iron chef show

>> No.12286204

>>12284496
Based Diogenes

>> No.12286213

>>12284629
rent free

>> No.12286222
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>>12284470
>lock next victim in your kitchen dungeon
>they drink all your wine
>strangle them anyway
>tfw

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>> No.12286229

>>12284470
>Josef_Fritzl's _kitchen.webm

>> No.12286246

>>12284720
what the fuck

>> No.12286249

>>12285734
Alinea was a mistake

>> No.12286257

>>12285301
I've heard the reason she can eat so much stuff is because she has a disease that prevents her from digesting and absorbing nutrients/other stuff from like, 80% of what she eats. It's highly likely that she shits out lumps of completely undigested food.

>> No.12286347

>>12284496
>t. great philosopher

>> No.12286351

>>12284546
you're not gay enough to be on this board

>> No.12286372

>>12284485
>puts hammer on the fucking floor
thanks japan

>> No.12286373

>>12284776
>love food
they obviously hate food

>> No.12286378

>>12284629
He's not wearing gloves, so he's probably not even in North America or Europe to begin with.

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>>12284919

>> No.12286410

>>12284817
Based Surly, Based Eggs, Based all around. You've really outdone yourself with this webm.

I'm gonna have to give this Based/10

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>> No.12286419

>>12285301
>>12284507
>Yuka Kinoshita
>Kinoshita
>Kino Shitter

>> No.12286424

>>12285269
prove it.

>> No.12286463

>>12285593
It's not a meme retard.

>> No.12286531

>>12284491
Imagine rubbing her stuffed belly as she quietly burps as you watch TV together

>> No.12286555

>>12285770
i take it you are not european

>> No.12286565

>>12284732
This has some of the most repetitive, pretentious, over the top editing I've ever seen. Holy fuck. Kill the editor.

>> No.12286595

>>12285350
This

>> No.12286600

>>12284826
No, she just is
Also
>grilled artichoke heart
>some slices of tuna
>a magnum of sake
Very legit meal

>> No.12286770

>>12284496
Ha

>> No.12286925

>>12284546
kill your self you dumb nigger

>> No.12286955

>>12286555
nigger fuck you. ill take ten trillion africans from the black heart of african before i'd take in a single faggot poltard
>t. euro

>> No.12287097

>>12284486
CGI has come a long way.

>> No.12287118

>>12286463
Uh huh.

>> No.12287142

>>12285660
Probably not. He must have scrotal calluses by now.

>> No.12287154

>>12284905
I don't know I want to smack the one that dive into the milk

>> No.12287155

>>12284952
I chose to believe she hooked up with him after.
"Eat me like you ate the pasta."

>> No.12287314

>>12284952
What's happening here, exactly, besides a fat guy eating pasta?

>> No.12287376

>>12284546
and you're too new

>> No.12287440

>>12284517
he cute

>> No.12287464

>>12284476
This has made both food and sex deeply unappealing. Thanks asshole.

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>>12284465
>points to the skin

>> No.12287505

>>12284817
HOWBREGGOUT?

>> No.12287542

>>12285867
I think I am going to make one of these for camping

>> No.12287545

>>12284506
Pretty sure those various things cook at different temperatures, making this dumb sectioned frying pan worthless.

>> No.12287559

>>12285754
Sorry, but carrot tartare?

Yikes.

>> No.12287725

>>12284451
my head went unintentionally shaking, seeing the endproduct

>> No.12287817

>>12284703
>>12284708
>>12284731
>chef prepares a specialized order for manlytears

>> No.12287899

>>12286419
absolutrely based

>> No.12287963

>>12284586
I appreciate the way he distributed the falafel and the other ingredients in the pita, most places neglect that and you end up getting all falafel or all veggies in a bite

>> No.12287979

>>12284732
that was fucking epileptic

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>> No.12288199

>>12284476
where's the other one with a sex shop making a food video? because that one works

>> No.12288211

>>12285664
Let's face it, we've all been this hungry

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>> No.12288259

>>12284629
based

>> No.12288350

>>12284706
The patties need to be smashed into the grill, not just little sheets. It's only brown on the edges cause it curled up.

>> No.12288360

>>12284475
Did they just ruin it with RANCH?

>> No.12288373
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>>12284475
>>12284562
>>12284909
>>12285443
>>12288360
Here's the full version.

>> No.12288418

>>12288180
IS THAT FUCKING RANCH

>> No.12288456

>>12284465
>not cooking out the tomato paste

>> No.12288481

>>12284529
oopsie

>> No.12288506
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>> No.12288536

>>12284732
>two colts

>> No.12288537
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>> No.12288577

>>12285430
bump, was about to ask this too for some reason

>> No.12288616

>>12284629
Wow racist. Nobody should have to live in countries full of these people, it would be inhumane to not let them escape themselves.

>> No.12288632

>>12287314
it's a game show kind of thing and they're trying to make them laugh. This is one attempt.

>> No.12288665

>>12287817
Thank you for this classic meme.

>> No.12288715

>>12284800
Do you you mean normal dicks, or even better: non mutilated dicks?

>> No.12288741

>>12284819
what is he carving?

>> No.12288756

>>12288211
If you are hungry then you don't blatantly waste food trying to eat it all.

>> No.12288768

>>12285734
>that would be $ 89.000 plus tip

>> No.12288834

>>12286391
If you woke up and saw this run around your apartment, you would literally gasp in horror. It's a fucking demon.

>> No.12288851

>>12288180
closed after 2 seconds

>> No.12288880

>>12284629
redpilled af

>> No.12288900

>>12284496
Go shit in your barrel Diogenes

>> No.12288914

Where are my crustacean snuff videos?

>> No.12288918

>>12288506
what does jaggery taste like? anyone had it?

>> No.12289748

>>12284743
i literally just did that too

>> No.12289773

>>12285664
>breaking my fast like

>> No.12289775

>>12285734
>caviar
>random veggies
>candied fruit
>sauces
>two-four pieces of meat in the whole meal
>tiny amount of bread
>largest item is a candy egg
How to charge $1000 for $10 worth of food.

>> No.12289837

>>12284479
I don't know what that is because this is a small ass webm, but I want to eat some of that.

>> No.12289892

>>12284905
You're a psycho. Please don't breed.

>> No.12289898

>>12284470
>Hidden stairs.
This dudes gonna summon Pretzel Jack!

>> No.12289916

>>12284577
That is gross.

>> No.12289921

>>12285415
Chef Morimoto

>> No.12289930

>>12284859
:)

>> No.12289960

>>12286372
it's in a bin, you can see how it aligns with the other handles

>> No.12289971

>>12288227
who would ever make this?

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>>12284927
heh

>> No.12290225

>>12284842
hi

>> No.12290233

>>12284819
God I wish that was me

>> No.12290240

>>12288227
make a bacon lattice tomato sandwich

>> No.12290291

>>12288180
This actually made me feel physically sick.

>> No.12290416

>>12284499
imagine the smell

>> No.12290588

>>12284470
hidden rooms are based but there is no way to have one without people thinking you might be a cereal killer

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>> No.12290643

>>12285664
ooga booga

>> No.12290657

>>12284629
Your mind is too far gone anon.

>> No.12290662

>>12288180
>cooking red onion
ew

>> No.12290686

>>12286600
Have you ever had artichoke ? That's not what it looks like, this is a bamboo shoot.

>> No.12290701

>>12285746
>Look at us being all funny because we parodied ourselves
They're all pretentious and overplating dumb shits.

>> No.12290705

>>12290629
uber retarded

>> No.12290720

>>12289971
People that are mostly fat, salt and sugar.

>> No.12290854

>>12288360
it's cheese sauce you retard, have you never had chicken cordon bleu?

>> No.12290888

>>12284527
i guess those are the farmers that got sued for growing frito lays chips?

>> No.12290897
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>>12284706
>all those gourmet ingredients and pretentious cooking methods
>still uses fucking crinkle cut pickles

>> No.12290929

>>12290629
This has to be some literal autist who thinks peak cuisine is corn on the cob and cheese sandwiches.

>> No.12290979

>>12284720
HI NACHO CHIP GIRL PLS TO SIT ON MY FACE

>> No.12290991

>>12286955
you would? that would be a bad idea. do you know how much 10 trillion even is?

>> No.12290997

>>12288918
It's sweet and savoury. moist and gritty. tastes great in curry

>> No.12291004

>>12285664
I don't get it.

>> No.12291012

>>12285859
>how to pass plastic tubing as food as long as it's covered in cheese

>> No.12291025

>>12288506
Too many dark skinned people involved in making it. Can't trust the product.

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>> No.12291194

>>12284486
Looks like a terror bird.

>> No.12291196

>>12284496
I don't get it.

>> No.12291238

>>12284465
My favorite thing about all these tasty style videos is that when they use skin-on chicken thigh, it's always just barely browned on the skin side that would result in mushy and chewy skin...alas, we all know that he people making the video and the people watching the video don't actually eat it or cook it

>> No.12291248

>>12287545
implying they are marketing this to people who the first fucking thing about cumming

>> No.12291303
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>>12288180
>BBQ sauce

>> No.12291326

>>12284546
/reddit/

>> No.12291500

>>12291196
Plato basically described humans as "featherless bipeds" so based Diogenes brought him a plucked chicken and said, "behold, a man!"

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>>12286391
>her feathers will never grow back
Fuck man

>> No.12291520

>>12291248
I know plenty about cumming, just not much about cooking a full english breakfast.

>> No.12291813

>>12284546
back to /plebbit/

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>>12288180
I'm gonna puke

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>> No.12291977

>>12289748
same i up to pepper

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>> No.12292078

>>12286391
Is it weird that when the girl was kissing the bird, all I could think of was "that looks like a ball sack"

>> No.12292140

>>12291190
>cutting out the rape
what's the fucking point then

>> No.12292142

>>12288180
>pizza dough
>barbecue sauce
I dont care what else goes in, this is shit.

>> No.12292186

>>12291972
Shit that looks good. I'll have to try this one.

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>>12284475
I don't get the point of rolled cordon bleus. Why minimize the crust?

>> No.12292228

>>12284720
What the fuck did she squirt on it, what the hell did she put in it it looks disgusting what the fuck is this.

>> No.12292274

>>12284476
i swear to god, humans are such weird creatures.

>> No.12292285 [DELETED] 

>>12291504
what is the story?

>> No.12292286

>>12292078
Kekd

>> No.12292304

>>12284491
>>12284499
>>12284503
Think about that big sloppy oily poop that's gonna poke out of her powdered little balloon knot after consuming all those burgers (I'm imagining it being powdered *sniggers*)

Mouth is watering Imagining the whole thing sliding into my gaping lips, the undigested oils dripping off and down my face. The first bite, oh that first bite would be amazing. I can Just imagine it being packed as tight as a Vienna sausage but bigger, stickier, and most definitely stinkier!

>> No.12292316

>>12285350
based

>> No.12292321

>>12284629
i want rebbit out of my ck

>> No.12292325

>>12284772
per day?

>> No.12292369

>>12292020
>raw broccoli
mmm

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>>12292285

>> No.12292389

>>12288527
:)

>> No.12292430

>>12288527
>female humor

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>>12292369
Plenty of people like raw broccoli.

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>>12288180
Only reason I would eat this is because I've tried pic related, which is pretty damn good

>> No.12292590

>>12284912
You + you + you + you

>> No.12292592

>>12284475
do people really need a fuckin step by step instructional video to make cordon bleu?

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>>12284952
I hate my country
fuck italian television

>> No.12292658

>>12291025
gb2/pol/

>> No.12292715

>>12285462
faggot, there's no coming back from ethnic replacement.

>> No.12292738

>>12286955
faggot confirmed

>> No.12293020

>>12292567
ngl senpai California Pizza Kitchen and Amy's both make pretty decent frozen pizzas

>>12291972
Fug that looks fantastic thanks for sharing anon

>>12284720
Meme food must be stopped. This is the type of shit bug people eat and then pretend to enjoy out of fear of looking a retard who got duped out of 10$ for smashed chips drowned in 3 different sauces

>> No.12293043

>>12284629
low IQ incel

>> No.12293269

>>12286414
How much are those things?

>> No.12293295

>>12293269
1 US dollar

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>> No.12293981

>>12286600
Learn about food before you post on a fucking cooking board

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>> No.12294429

>>12284470
degenerate

>> No.12294441

>>12284517
Energy.

>> No.12294501

>>12292567
Enjoy your chemicals.

>> No.12294737

>>12284703
where's the fucking hamster

>> No.12294781

>>12288918
Similar to low-grade maple sugar but with twangs of molasses.