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Ground beef. 1lb. In.

>> No.12278399

>>12278395
looks like a slop o shit

>> No.12278404

>>12278395
carry on

>> No.12278415

>>12278399
"slop o shit" might honestly be my favorite kind of food
just stuffing my fat fucking face with a large quantity of food that can't be broken into discrete units

>> No.12278421

>>12278395
>sloppy joe
https://youtu.be/DRSonp6U5sg

>> No.12278422

>>12278395
Saturday night is steak night

>> No.12278427

>>12278415
how fat are you?
i only weight 400 lbs and like food

>> No.12278428

>>12278395
>making a cooking thread
>not putting a lot of unnecessary curse words in like "TIME TO FUCKING MAKE MOTHER FUCKING SLOPPY JOES"
>no retarded pictures of cats
>no pictures of alcohol to show how badass you are

Might actually follow this one

>> No.12278436
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>>12278395
Beef out, sweet onion and bell pepper in.

>> No.12278441

>>12278395
Here's my Sloppy Nigger recipe
>a pound of shit
>a pound of ass
>a loaf of butt
>some pee
Finely chop the shit, then finely dice the ass and saute in a hot pan until browned and the fat is rendered. Sweat the shit in the rendered ass fat until translucent. Slice the butt loaf into .69 inch thick slices. Spread with ass drippings and toast until golden. Pee on the shit and ass and spread a nice, thick layer of the mixture onto the toasted butt loaf. Vwala, a nice hot fresh nigger sandwich.

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>>12278415
I don't like that sort of stuff, but I love watching my girlfriend eat that sort of thing for some reason.

>> No.12278461
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12278461

ignore the niggers i wanna see the end of this

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>>12278436
Beef back in. Onions turned clear.

>> No.12278484

>>12278415
Red, white, and blue-pilled.

>> No.12278496

>>12278482

Fuck you

>> No.12278511

inb4 add sloppy joe packet
I always ate them on Ritz crackers, not on buns.

>> No.12278520
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Come on OP you retard. Get to the part where your dumb fucking ass adds pic related so we can laugh at you

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>>12278482
1 can tomato sauce, 1 can paste, apple cider vinegar, worcestershire, dijon mustard, thyme, salt, pepper, chili powder, two garlic cloves pressed.

>> No.12278542

>>12278520
he bfto you nig
>>12278535
i wound let th slide

>> No.12278543
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>>12278535
Add water using the tomato sauce and paste cans to make sure you get all the tomato out.

>> No.12278545

>>12278535
You are a piece of shit. FUCK YOU

>> No.12278550

>>12278545
huh?

>> No.12278552
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>>12278543
Optional secret ingredients. Just a few drops of anise extract and a shake of allspice.

>> No.12278554

>>12278422
Boy your mom sure has that wrong

>> No.12278557

>>12278542
HA I WIN. THE COCKSUCKER IS USING MCCORMICK SPICES HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU OP YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
>>12278552

>> No.12278563
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>>12278552
Cover and simmer 30 minutes.

>>12278545
Fuck your entire family. Get cancer and die.

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>>12278557
pls don bully
>>12278552
wtf OP

>> No.12278582

>McCormick spices

You were so close OP. Closing this thread now.

>> No.12278585

Can I get a quick rundown on McCormick spices

>> No.12278592

>>12278585
Its for niggers.

>> No.12278594

McCormick spices

>> No.12278600

>>12278563
we have to wait 30 minutes or ?!?

>> No.12278641

>>12278600
Ye. Checkd

>> No.12278711
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>>12278563
And done. I neglected to add a half tablespoon of oats in my earlier post which I added between posts. The oats act as a thickener and add some texture.

>> No.12278745

>>12278711
Literal filler.

>> No.12278752
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>>12278711
Toasted bun and plate.

>> No.12278756

>>12278752
looking good anon

>> No.12278763

>>12278752
looks good im happy didnt end in some memery epic prank

>> No.12278764

Started out strong but not really worth the wait, better luck next time anon. Next time cum in the sauce or something to add some excitement to the thread.

>> No.12278957

>>12278764
My only goal is to share good food with whoever is interested.

>> No.12278959

>>12278461
That's one cute looking motherfucker right there.

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>>12278752
>sloppy joe
>does not look sloppy
>your name is not joe
5/10

>> No.12278978

>>12278441
Was this supposed to be funny?

>> No.12278982

>>12278399
>>12278422
>>12278511
>>12278600
>>12278711
Checked

>> No.12278983

>>12278482
reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08c0BXTVpfs

>> No.12279006

>>12278752
Sloppy joe. DONE. *knife on honing steel sounds*

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>>12278752
Nice job, OP. Would definitely try it.

>> No.12279442

I would enjoy that. I'd put some cheddar or come slaw on the sandwich but I'm fat, don't know if that matters.