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Anonymous Fri May 3 15:01:08 2019 No.12272293 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't put an ice cube on his patty before grilling
Laughing at all you iceplebs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:03:29 2019 No.12272306 >>12272293 >cube Go back to geometry class.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:03:42 2019 No.12272309 >>12272293 explain ur discontent further in-depth op

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:05:02 2019 No.12272317 >>12272293 I like to infuse my burgers with Baja blast ice cubes. Gives it that cool, refreshing kick of summer!

Anonymous Fri May 3 15:11:06 2019 No.12272348

>cooling the part of the burger that ends up being cooked less than the rest
>wetting the surface of meat
Fucking retarded.

>>12272317
I know you're being sarcastic, but thanks to juicy luicys I kind of wonder if you couldn't stuff it with stuff other than cheese. I like my burgers medium rare and charred on the outside, so a frozen cube of herbs and whiskey?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:19:36 2019 No.12272381 >>12272348 >so a frozen cube of herbs and whiskey? Biting into a lump of herbs in the middle probably wouldn't be that good. You'd be better off mixing them into the meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:28:16 2019 No.12272422 >>12272381 Mixing up burger is a terrible thing, you're not making meatloaf. Meat is muscle tissue and has grain and connective tissue, mixing it around just fucks things up.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:38:25 2019 No.12272463 File: 177 KB, 1252x1252, top kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >needing ice because you don't know to make an indentation >pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 15:45:09 2019 No.12272491 >>12272422 whoa what's wrong with meatloaf

Anonymous Fri May 3 15:49:09 2019 No.12272512

>>12272422
It makes it tougher that's for sure. It's mitigated somewhat with meatloaf and meatballs with the addition of bread soaked in milk and for sausages a firmer texture is desirable. However, for a burger it's a disaster. KISS - flattened patty, salt and pepper. Do your flavor tweaks with condiments, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:08:18 2019 No.12272603 >>12272422 >you're not making meatloaf oops I found you pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:17:59 2019 No.12272646 >>12272348 >frozen cube of herbs and whiskey? What about an herb butter? I don't know how an ice cube will work in there but never tried it. Seems like it'll keep it too cold unless you cook it longer than you really want to.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:26:54 2019 No.12272679 File: 215 KB, 1080x1620, moist french toasts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272293 >he doesn't drizzle an ounce of warm goey dick juice after having toasted his French brioche yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:29:04 2019 No.12272685 >>12272512 >KISS - flattened patty, salt and pepper but that's FPSP.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:29:15 2019 No.12272687 >>12272422 If you knew how ground meat was actually made you would shut the fuck up about its "grain" and texture". It's literally just chipped up meat and fat squeezed through tiny holes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 16:56:55 2019 No.12272784 File: 163 KB, 1150x720, CE5EBBB1B90042FAB466D6A467B3BF9D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272348

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 17:40:11 2019 No.12272943 >>12272293 don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 21:25:10 2019 No.12273889 >>12272306 i found humor in this post

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 21:27:54 2019 No.12273905 No offense but you sound really gay

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 21:28:11 2019 No.12273907 >>12272293 If we don't do it, why are we the iceplebs?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 21:28:52 2019 No.12273913 >>12273905 No offense taken. I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 21:34:42 2019 No.12273942 >>12272687 And if you ground your own beef instead of buying tubes of slime at Walmart and mixing them with worcestershire for your "secret" burger, you wouldn't be a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 21:42:21 2019 No.12273972 >>12273913 my condolences

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 22:47:20 2019 No.12274199 >>12272293 I do this, but it's a cube of spiced whiskey. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 22:49:43 2019 No.12274208 >>12274199 imma freeze this whiskey goyim

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 23:26:26 2019 No.12274301 >>12274199 how cold is your freezer that it can freeze whiskey

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 23:28:33 2019 No.12274306 >>12274199 >freezing whiskey I’m sorry there isn’t a cryogenics lab anywhere near where I live

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 23:44:18 2019 No.12274343 File: 52 KB, 700x467, 93BA2061C3524091883423F546673A60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272463 this. just use your thumb. christ almighty. >>12272293 >ice is for cuckmouths

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 23:53:41 2019 No.12274366 >>12272306 This. What you know as ice "cubes" are really ice rounded trapezoidal prisms, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 00:06:33 2019 No.12274401 >>12272293 >Wasting your ice like this. >When you can stick them up your ass before jerking off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 00:34:41 2019 No.12274461 >>12273942 I was a butcher for 8 years. I know a bit more than you since I made thousands of pounds of ground beef in that time. There is no “texture” or “grain”. You’re a fucking dipshit who talks out his ass.

Anonymous Sat May 4 00:42:39 2019 No.12274483

>>12272422
It's ground beef anon, Unless you're making hand cut steak burgers it'll be fine. Ground beef is literally just a piece of beef, usually some chuck and ran through a grinder which basically turns the beef into a paste. Any ",grain" is gonna be gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 00:54:10 2019 No.12274519 So... your laughing at yourself then?

Anonymous Sat May 4 00:58:32 2019 No.12274525
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>>12274483
Grinder is really a misnomer. It’s literally chunks of beef and fat run through a machine with a screw inside that literally just forces the meat through the head. It never actually “grinds”.

Anonymous Sat May 4 01:14:00 2019 No.12274562

>>12274461
>I made thousands of pounds of ground beef in that time.
Found the problem. Also you mispelled meatcutter, clearly you were a meatcutter for 8 years.
>>12274525
You kind of need that little piece that cuts it there fella. Throwing in random chunks of beef and fat leads to some poor quality ground beef.

Before someone jumps my ass about the condition of the pieces, I haven't used them since October and will clean and oil them.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 01:15:05 2019 No.12274566 File: 1.55 MB, 1016x800, Heh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12274562 Oops dropped my image.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 02:34:49 2019 No.12274765 >>12272306 Topologically it's equivalent to a cube.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 02:48:37 2019 No.12274794 friendly reminder that if your gf is ever passed out, you can just put an ice-cube in her pussy to wake her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 04:26:43 2019 No.12274991 >>12274566 Look at those soft soft palms

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 04:44:01 2019 No.12275024 File: 1.37 MB, 3024x3024, 13A24011-6112-438F-AB52-F8193C847E1E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12274991 Secrets I learned from an old jew. Salt scrub and quality lotion. Sort of worried god might cast me out for sharing this secret.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 04:49:42 2019 No.12275037 File: 944 KB, 480x270, 1517028075791.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12272306

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 07:04:54 2019 No.12275254 >>12274566 Nice aids blotches on your faggot hand, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 07:07:30 2019 No.12275257 >>12274401 does that work?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 07:15:12 2019 No.12275280 >>12274765 this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 08:13:19 2019 No.12275411 >>12274566 Ya got city hands Mr. Hooper. Counting money all your life.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 08:27:43 2019 No.12275448 >>12274765 Fucking anything without holes is topologically equivalent to a cube tough, lrn2homeomorphism.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 08:36:54 2019 No.12275470 >>12275257 It's a chill way to masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 08:44:34 2019 No.12275494 >>12274566 That thumb looks like it belongs on a different hand. Was it grafted on?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 08:52:47 2019 No.12275510 >>12274566 you're a living meme. what a piece of shit tiny extruder plate. go industrial scale or go back to mom's basement, autist.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 09:52:22 2019 No.12275688 >>12272306 Based.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 10:19:51 2019 No.12275780 >>12275448 Oï mate explain to me how you get corner with continuous deformation?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 13:40:30 2019 No.12276397 >>12272293 realtalk, if you put icechips in your meat before you make the patties, then immediatly grill them, you will have the best burgers you have ever had. this only works if you grill them, dong try this on just your oventop

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