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Looks delish, but why not eat the trunk?
inb4 prolapsed angus
>>12271771Subscribe to candito training
>>12271771is that a flamingo or an ostrich?
>>12271771Will this cunt ever stop smiling?
Can you please be courteous and write a description of the webm for us mobile users who can't view webms?
>>12271924A guy stuffed an ostrich bird with several dozen whole bell peppers and celery stalks, then wiped some brown goo all over the skin, cooked the whole thing, and put it on what appears to be rice pilaf
>>12271924He holds up a placard saying "Stop browsing 4chan on your mobile, faggot".Honest.
>>12271924>us mobile usersNo, just iphaggots.
>>12272069Okay, this is epic.
>>12271924Hold down on the pic and options will come up. Choose "open in new tab" and you can view it.
>>12271771Nice. Love the iodine bath.
>>12271924You're here again?
>>12272150what a badass
E G GGG
F O R TORT
>>12272203Imagine the smell...
>>12272205>>12272211Does he have to eat all the eggs before he can leave the egg fort?
>>12272275I would punch a minority to eat that meat right now. Happy 420, niggas
>>12271950>>12271771id rather be eating leftovers all week
>>12271771>smiles>wears glovesWho knew it was possible to be better than saltbae so easily?
>>12272287This sandwich was just fine up until 0:23
>>12271924based iphone poster
>>12272311That's doesn't look like my Claire Bear's recipe...
>>12272336imagine the smell of farts...
>>12272818its unfortunate he died.
>>12271771looks straight out of a monster hunter plate
>>12273032What point are you trying to make here? The bottom video didn't actually occur in reality, it's cgi fiction
>>12272279The whole bowl. But he doesn't have to tell you what happened.
>>12273032I will never understand this board's fascination with the two videos. The top one clearly has a burger that is much too large for either patty, so in order to eat it one would have to either deepthroat a burger to get buns or have a first bite of just patty and no buns. The bottom burger is nicely stacked and, after a little squishing with the hands, one can take a nice first bite with every ingredient.Is everyone autistic except me or am I the autistic one?
>>12273115>or am I the autistic one?Look at your above paragraph. I think you know the answer.
>>12271771That osteridge wanted to live :(
>>12273106asians are fucking weird.
>>12273106wtf I hate chinks now
>>12271890>being triggered by someone smilingGo be a sour cunt elsewhere, Ivan.
>>12272150I kinda want to be his wife.
>>12272150absolute good dude
>>12272069Android users can see it
>>12271924Iplebs and mobile are two different things.
>>12272321Not gonna lie, this gave me a semi.
>>12272069that first roll is so pathetic, I start the webm and think "ok he's going to drench the burger in cheese like a faggot"then he barely smears it on, and takes 10 more tries until it has cheese on.
>>12272150shame this dudes mormon propaganda
>>12274038Why would I shame his mormon propaganda?
>>12272263This really tickles my autistic side. So satisfying. Is this that architect that picked up baking pastries?
>>12274038Mormons are some of the best people in the world.
where that autistic girl cutting something then licking the knife
>>12271771It's a shame he didn't deep fry it. The skin gets no crispy love under all that salt.
>>12272336why do i has bonner
>>12272311what an absolutely horrific waste of time
>>12274230japs out-americaning america
>>12274532you ok m8? what the fuck...
>>12274230Pork cooked in coke is fucking terrific, they're not too far off from making this pretty good.
>>12271924>mobile usersThat's not the problem here.You just bought a phone with limited software capabilities like a retard.
>>12272321I need it
>>12274244he couldn't get out of the egg fort and died of dehydration
>>12271924I'm on mobile and I can watch webms just fine. Sucks to suck.
>>12274796It's just apple users lel
>>12274244he made all the eggs.
>>12271826you have any idea what the size of an actual flamingo is?
>>12273863>i'm a phoneposter so everyone must be a faggot like me
>>12274910Anon please. It's very obvious that he doesn't.
ebin meal dime :D:DDDDD
>>12274244he couldn't leave the fort so eventually he starved to death
>>12275163Why do they waste so much money on junk food that is never going to taste good?
>>12274244he couldn't get out
>>12273116Kek. What's this from?
>>12272150I know this isn’t /fit/ but is this what peak male performance looks like?
>>12275302Who is America? from the guy that made Borat.
>>12271771where the fuck do you even get a chicken that big
>>12275631every chicken is so big, they get slaughtered when they are half grown up so the meat is tastier
wow it's all the webms we've already seen 109 times, good thread
>>12274531>Liberals Will Actually Find This Funny
>>12272237i..is that a large cup of ranch dressing?
>>12275708its a milkshake
>>12274244he got eggsecuted
>>12275206where does she poop? haha
>>12275199Because they used to make a lot of money with it. Now that nobody gives a shit about them they're desperately hanging on their fleeting e-fame like a bunch of soon to be homeless man children
>>12275833In my mouth preferably
>>12271771Fucking hate this smiling cunt
>>12272275I would eat that every day.
>>12271950You didn't mention the salt bake.
>>12272321this is how i do my ribs
>>12271771redpill me on salt crust baking. I've seen it alot on fish but is there any reason to do this with anything else or is it just a meme?
>>12275338I believe so. If you look at old movies even the heroes and "muscleman" rarely ever go beyond that. What /fit/ idolizes is nothing short of body fetishism and not how normal humans are supposed to look like. Just my opinion I'm neither particularly fit nor muscular though.
>>12271771Mikes been looking great ever since he stopped drinking.
>>12274230DELET THIS and stop posting this shit, it's not even funny anymore.
>>12276615Don't you have a tech support call to answer?
>>12271924>applefags can't see webmsEvery time I'm reminded of this it brings joy to my heartGet fucked.
>>12274534>how to ruin a burger for a shitty video
>>12276615>>12276623now post an american version
>>12272150It looks so nice when he holds out the one half. I just want to be his friend.
>>12274540What the fuck for realI can't even begin to imagine what this is
>>12272237yucki can hear that guy's lisp from here
>>12272237I think it's safe to say that the sound thing is somewhere in between.
>>12273115>tee hee someone explain the obvious answer to me
>>12274540If I were to guess, Bibingka filled and rolled brushed with lots of butter or margarine. Dunno why its green, probably used Pandan leaves?
>>12276623why does he pour the drink all over himself
>>12273106This is exactly how the chinese people in Springfield, MO acted when the buffet would bring out crabs legs.
>>12274857That's the pint dumbass
>>12271771IT'S TIME FOR SAM
>>12272069wow that's a whole new level of disgusting
>>12275708they dont got ranch at innout
>>12276659based Rick poster
>>12274540Crepe filled with green tea pancake, topped with butter and....shaved white chocolate? Or coconut? then chopped nuts, chocolate, and drizzled with condensed milkWould smash
>>12272275How much would that actually cost? Not American so I have no idea.
>>12275879Yummy and poopilled
>>12277411I have an unironic scat fetish but I don't want to ever touch or eat it
>>12276659Who eats scrambled eggs for dinner?
Testing the WebM conversion.
>>12275833do you think it smells? haha
>>12276829>Insidernothing but coastie roasties i tell you h'what
>>12276829Oh fuck, it's that same insufferable cunt from the avocado webm.She probably makes like fives times as much money eating shitty food with cheese and bacon on it as I do saving lives in a fucking hospital. If I were a weaker man I'd be getting bitter.
>>12272069Shit like this is why you Yanks are so fucking morbidly obese.
>>12273115Nah, you're right, but you can't make (you) generators if you don't ignore the reasonable explanation.
>>12272275I give America a lot of shit but this webm always turns me on.All that food looks 10/10.
>>12271890That dude is probably set for life, look at his kitchen.You would smile too if your job was to cook massive amounts of meat for rich party goers paying 10x your operating costs for something you learned to do as a child.Any cooks wet dream really.
>>12277611what avacado video
>>12276659that's probably pretty good
>>12272321Yeah that's fucking epic.I want one.
>>12276522>Just my opinion.Nah, you are right.Thing about old school muscle was that you needed to actually eat big to get it. Now you can formulate diet so autistically and use techniques that make you weaker (water weight shedding, cutting, steroids etc etc) to get that no fat muscle definition. The old muscle men had to actually function in real life, and that meant eating a lot, and relying on your body having fat stores to power that mass. Muscle didn't mean shit in the old days if you couldn't use it for 12-16 hours straight. Form over functionality as the world goes on, who would have guessed?
>>12273106How the fuck is it possible for Japan to be so awesome and honourable, but China to be a fucking cesspit on all fronts.
>>12277676Read about Japan in and after WWII.
>>12277372The platter would probably run 25-30 bucks in any modern tourist catering BBQ joint. That said, actual cost for let's say a neighborhood cookout for that would be like 10 bucks a head.
>>12272647You are right, it's just too busy past that.
>>12273174How is that any different from our Black Friday bullshit?
>>12277308That looks fucking shit.Why do so many of these "Gourmet Chef's" just put a streak of sauce across the plate and then plonk ingredients along the streak and say WA LA! like I'm supposed to be impressed?
>>12277694You're delusional, that platter would run you at least $50 at a BBQ joint in a touristy location.
>>12273835To be fair you could get 3 people fucking wasted off that and it probably costs like 10 dollars US. Better than paying fucking 4 dollars for a beer at and US bar.
>>12277734>3 people fucking wastedwasn't that two whole bottles of vodka I saw going into that cauldron?
>>12272069This is the stupidest fuckin' shit I have ever seen on this board.
>>12272287Just add some fried onions and hot sauce.
>>12272199What do people have against basil? I think it has a nice flavor, and it adds colour
>>12277722Amblypygi, the Whip Spider or Tailless Whip Scorpion. Harmless to humans, and they make good pets. The name amblypygi meant "blunt rump", lol. They look like Bloodborne monsters though.
>>12277722what bothers me most is that it's actually trying to capture his hand. what does it intend to do if it succeeds?
>>12272203I bought some not knowing who these guys are, they were the only brand available in the store
>>12275833she put the stand over a sewer grate
>>12277875it's trying to defend itself by pinching you
>>12274531This is what happens when you let women into engineering school.
>>12275206What is the outside made of? She doesn't put any bread in there, but it comes out of the mold looking like a bread bun. What's the brown stuff in the bottom at the beginning?
>>12274531That's a very early Simone Giertz video. She used to make funny videos of shitty robots. But, the poor girl as inoperable brain cancer now, and it's definitely affecting her behavior. She did some tampon- or period-related video recently? I dunno, the addition of brain cancer really hurt her YouTube content. Poor dear.
>>12276343This is disgusting because they shoved so muhc in there and we know for a fact they threw most of that shit out.
>>12277878I hate dogs so fucking much.
>>12271826LMAO based idiot poster
>>12273935>linking to external webms
>>12274144John Moses Browning is the only good Mormon.
>>12271771>ywn roast alien in plaster and eat it
I finally finished it
>>12274531heheso quirky xD
We need more ja/ck/
>>12277676Having two nukes dropped on you humbles you
>>122719242 blacc ppl fuccing
>>12278531lol that red envelope place went out of business 3 months ago
>>12278579Stop posting this.
>>12276522>>12277674/fit/ is well aware of this and outside of power lifting general most of them agree with the both of you as to goal bodies, /plg/ goes in the opposite direction of what you're warning against and aspire to look like beach balls
>>12278047I find this just as disgusting as the Chinese girl eating wine-glass fried centipedes video.
>>12277655>>12277667>>12277672>>12277678I've heard of the sikh langar before and it sounds really fucking coolI genuinely want to try this food (though the people stepping on the raw lentils barefoot kind of skeeves me out a bit)en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langar_(Sikhism)
>>12278876just make it yourself dumbass
>>12272150not impressed. dried coconut husk is easy to remove from the shell. lets see him do that with green ripe coconut. not the over ripe dried brown one he used. guarantee he will lose all his front teeth.
>>12272237that is how i devour burgers at in-n-out. such a shame but i enjoy it.
>>12272287heart attack in a sandwich.
>>12276687yeah its pandan flavored bibingka but WTF did he put on the left side? all those spices/garnishes and syrup that look like jizz.
>>12278037its pancake mix duh.
>>12276615OVERATED VEGETARIAN FOOD.smells bad, taste bad, they claim to have tons of variety but they just rotate the same ingredients. fucking boring.
>>12277659no its not. it will make your sweat smell like cow manure.
>>12279137All I can guess is the chocolate shavings and it was "dribbled" by can of condensed milk at the end
>>12277676Japan isn't all it's cracked up to be, they've got their own issues.
>>12272311The only purpose of making these yourself is to make one giant oreo and they don't even do that.
>>12277676>ow the fuck is it possible for Japan to be so awesome and honourablesaid like a true fucking weeb
>>12274534Stopped watching as soon as the second patty entered the shot.
>>12276512read nigga readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_crust
>>12274540I just realized he made it to resemble a kiwi.
>>12271771This fucking guy and his shiteating grin
>>12275650I know right? Stupid habit to get into.
>>12279302no it's not. tap adds rythm to the cutting.
EGGS LOL EGGS!!! LOL SO MANY EGGS!! EGGS EGGS EGGS
>>12277709Cause black Friday is based as theres guaranteed fatalities
>>12279082you're so cool mate can you please fuck my wife
>>12276659I remember some anon said he tried this recipe and it was too spicy for him lol
>>12272275Amerifat stuck in Ausland, I'm gonna fuckin cry over how good that looks.This kangaroo cunts can't do bbq to save their lives.
>>122723365 dozens eggs but still a tiny chink. GASTON LIED TO US
>>12279667why dont you learn how to make your own bbq, it's so fucking easy. from smoking to grilling, easy. dont need to be a pro just to do basic easy prep.
>>122776762 nukes and tons of radiatoin does wonders for turning animals into subhumans.
>>12279577not my grannies tortilla
>>12277878i wanna put her in a mating press
>>12271771Why does it have tentacles?
>>12272237Europeans on the left. Americans on the right.
>>12279776sooooo.. euros are gay and Americans are fat.. is that the message you're trying to get across?
>>12279580i almost want to do this
>>12279595But how do they get out?!
>>12276522I know and it’s kinda sad because whenever I browse /fit/ and see all those unhappy folks who actually look perfectly fine but in their heads, they are all obsessed with unnatural physique. I have to admit that after few /fit/ visits I decided I have to change my lifestyle and start to excercise a bit even I am not lardass (just skinnyfat faggot) and I just want to feel better about myself and look decent tho.
>>12278718Sorry boss I'll put it back.
>>12272069what a waste of time
>>12278579Needs "tasty" logo frame at the end
>>12272321okay now I'm hungry
>>12277676>>12273621>>12273174But it's literally like when you subhuman flyovers get your black friday national holiday
>>12279258One study which did no comparison to other methods concluded that food loses moisture when coked. What's your point?
>>12278531well i hated that
>>12276522this, just focus on increasing strength and stamina, fuck all else.t. hairy fat bear who lifts
>>12275174Couldn't he just have eaten some of the eggs?
>>12276980>Vegan>Hates the thought of killing; But also... Doesn't mind if you die of boredom while they tell you about it. I want to buy his shirt.
>>12279675is this from that Indonesian tourist in North Korea? What a very depressing looking place.
>>12272150>tfw you will never live in ancient america and have him train you in the ways of manhood
>>12272237>California VS Texas
>>12280194As someone who lives in Texas it does exude a strong chaotic Texan energy. He looks like a mormon missionary though with the outfit.
>>12280186I assure you anon, no one from any point of time could teach you how to man up.
>>12273032but they dont put a stick through and cut it, ITS NOT THE SAME, ARE YOU ALL BLIND CANT YOU SEE
>>12277760yeah, that adds up
>>12274534>A LOT OF STUFF ON BURGER LE DELICIOSAstupid trend
>>12271771>my face when i thought this was a parody or a joke>then i realized thats actually an emu or ostritchCan you even imagine eating that huge bird?! the drumstick is literally bigger than your head.
>>12272263Now this really doesn't impress me, its just assembling pieces together with no major trained skill except the piping which i think i could do just as well after a few tries
>>12276669Basically just a green Crumpet but with... cheese?
>>12277894what do you mean? who are they?
>>12276782Can't stand this insufferable Californian cocksocker.
>>12272647 >>12279082>>12272099 >>12279949>>12279684 >>12278845 this.
>>12277676One cares and minds out for others so they dont become a problem. the other is heartless
>>12279577fucking hell, parachute naan please
>>12279747Hairy shrimp is how aliens would describe humans if they ever visitedFun fact
>>12277760Ok 2 people
>>12280881what a waste of a perfectly good avocado
>>12277722Imagine 2 or 3 of those let loose in the Women's restroom
>>12279667Start your own shop and rake in the shekels
>>12273124So did your mom when she choked on my dick
>>12277622Us Yanks don't even like shit like this I can only really see Floridians or Californians eating this shit
>>12271826wtf is it
>>12274918>drop 1000 on new iphone.cant view websm