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/webm/ thread

>> No.12271813

Looks delish, but why not eat the trunk?

>> No.12271816

inb4 prolapsed angus

>> No.12271823

Subscribe to candito training

>> No.12271826

is that a flamingo or an ostrich?

>> No.12271890

Will this cunt ever stop smiling?

>> No.12271924

Can you please be courteous and write a description of the webm for us mobile users who can't view webms?

>> No.12271950

A guy stuffed an ostrich bird with several dozen whole bell peppers and celery stalks, then wiped some brown goo all over the skin, cooked the whole thing, and put it on what appears to be rice pilaf

>> No.12272019

he cute

>> No.12272069
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He holds up a placard saying "Stop browsing 4chan on your mobile, faggot".

>> No.12272099

>us mobile users
No, just iphaggots.

>> No.12272114

Okay, this is epic.

>> No.12272126

Hold down on the pic and options will come up. Choose "open in new tab" and you can view it.

>> No.12272150
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Nice. Love the iodine bath.

>> No.12272165

You're here again?

>> No.12272180
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>> No.12272182

what a badass

>> No.12272192
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>> No.12272215

Imagine the smell...

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>> No.12272279

Does he have to eat all the eggs before he can leave the egg fort?

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>> No.12272382

I would punch a minority to eat that meat right now.
Happy 420, niggas

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>> No.12272492

id rather be eating leftovers all week

>> No.12272563

>wears gloves
Who knew it was possible to be better than saltbae so easily?

>> No.12272647

This sandwich was just fine up until 0:23

>> No.12272669 [DELETED] 


based iphone poster

>> No.12272680

That's doesn't look like my Claire Bear's recipe...

>> No.12272761

imagine the smell of farts...

>> No.12272818
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>> No.12272834

its unfortunate he died.

>> No.12272939

looks straight out of a monster hunter plate

>> No.12273032
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>> No.12273044

What point are you trying to make here? The bottom video didn't actually occur in reality, it's cgi fiction

>> No.12273046

The whole bowl. But he doesn't have to tell you what happened.

>> No.12273106
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>> No.12273115

I will never understand this board's fascination with the two videos. The top one clearly has a burger that is much too large for either patty, so in order to eat it one would have to either deepthroat a burger to get buns or have a first bite of just patty and no buns. The bottom burger is nicely stacked and, after a little squishing with the hands, one can take a nice first bite with every ingredient.

Is everyone autistic except me or am I the autistic one?

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>> No.12273121

>or am I the autistic one?
Look at your above paragraph. I think you know the answer.

>> No.12273124

That osteridge wanted to live :(

>> No.12273174

asians are fucking weird.

>> No.12273621

wtf I hate chinks now

>> No.12273648

>being triggered by someone smiling
Go be a sour cunt elsewhere, Ivan.

>> No.12273692

I kinda want to be his wife.

>> No.12273835
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>> No.12273848

absolute good dude

>> No.12273863

Android users can see it

>> No.12273868

>Chewy bacon

>> No.12273885

Iplebs and mobile are two different things.

>> No.12273901

Not gonna lie, this gave me a semi.

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>> No.12274028

that first roll is so pathetic, I start the webm and think "ok he's going to drench the burger in cheese like a faggot"
then he barely smears it on, and takes 10 more tries until it has cheese on.

>> No.12274038

shame this dudes mormon propaganda

>> No.12274045

Why would I shame his mormon propaganda?

>> No.12274071

This really tickles my autistic side. So satisfying. Is this that architect that picked up baking pastries?

>> No.12274144

Mormons are some of the best people in the world.

>> No.12274168

where that autistic girl cutting something then licking the knife

>> No.12274222

It's a shame he didn't deep fry it. The skin gets no crispy love under all that salt.

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>> No.12274259

why do i has bonner

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>> No.12274300

what an absolutely horrific waste of time

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>> No.12274532

japs out-americaning america

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>> No.12274554

you ok m8? what the fuck...

>> No.12274759

>blueberry swastikas

>> No.12274788

Pork cooked in coke is fucking terrific, they're not too far off from making this pretty good.

>> No.12274796

>mobile users
That's not the problem here.
You just bought a phone with limited software capabilities like a retard.

>> No.12274836

I need it

>> No.12274839


>t. mormonposter

>> No.12274844 [DELETED] 

he couldn't get out of the egg fort and died of dehydration

>> No.12274846

I'm on mobile and I can watch webms just fine. Sucks to suck.

>> No.12274857

It's just apple users lel

>> No.12274861

he made all the eggs.

>> No.12274910

you have any idea what the size of an actual flamingo is?

>> No.12274918

>i'm a phoneposter so everyone must be a faggot like me

>> No.12275092

alien food

>> No.12275098

Anon please. It's very obvious that he doesn't.

>> No.12275163
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ebin meal dime :D:DDDDD

>> No.12275174

he couldn't leave the fort so eventually he starved to death

>> No.12275199

Why do they waste so much money on junk food that is never going to taste good?

>> No.12275203

he couldn't get out

>> No.12275206
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>> No.12275302

Kek. What's this from?

>> No.12275338

I know this isn’t /fit/ but is this what peak male performance looks like?

>> No.12275386

Who is America? from the guy that made Borat.

>> No.12275631 [DELETED] 
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where the fuck do you even get a chicken that big

>> No.12275638

every chicken is so big, they get slaughtered when they are half grown up so the meat is tastier

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>taps knife

>> No.12275657

wow it's all the webms we've already seen 109 times, good thread

>> No.12275685 [DELETED] 

>Liberals Will Actually Find This Funny

>> No.12275708

i..is that a large cup of ranch dressing?

>> No.12275785

its a milkshake

>> No.12275795

he got eggsecuted

>> No.12275833

where does she poop? haha

>> No.12275865

Because they used to make a lot of money with it. Now that nobody gives a shit about them they're desperately hanging on their fleeting e-fame like a bunch of soon to be homeless man children

>> No.12275879
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In my mouth preferably

>> No.12275895

Fucking hate this smiling cunt

>> No.12275909
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dumb frogposter

>> No.12275943

I would eat that every day.

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>> No.12276346 [DELETED] 

Have sex.

>> No.12276362

You didn't mention the salt bake.

>> No.12276460

this is how i do my ribs

>> No.12276512
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redpill me on salt crust baking. I've seen it alot on fish but is there any reason to do this with anything else or is it just a meme?

>> No.12276522

I believe so. If you look at old movies even the heroes and "muscleman" rarely ever go beyond that. What /fit/ idolizes is nothing short of body fetishism and not how normal humans are supposed to look like. Just my opinion I'm neither particularly fit nor muscular though.

>> No.12276539

Mikes been looking great ever since he stopped drinking.

>> No.12276573
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>> No.12276615
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DELET THIS and stop posting this shit, it's not even funny anymore.

>> No.12276623
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Don't you have a tech support call to answer?

>> No.12276630

>applefags can't see webms
Every time I'm reminded of this it brings joy to my heart
Get fucked.

>> No.12276646

>how to ruin a burger for a shitty video

>> No.12276659
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now post an american version

>> No.12276662

It looks so nice when he holds out the one half. I just want to be his friend.

>> No.12276669

What the fuck for real
I can't even begin to imagine what this is

>> No.12276675

i can hear that guy's lisp from here

>> No.12276681

I think it's safe to say that the sound thing is somewhere in between.

>> No.12276684

>tee hee someone explain the obvious answer to me

>> No.12276687

If I were to guess, Bibingka filled and rolled brushed with lots of butter or margarine. Dunno why its green, probably used Pandan leaves?

>> No.12276699

why does he pour the drink all over himself

>> No.12276740

This is exactly how the chinese people in Springfield, MO acted when the buffet would bring out crabs legs.

>> No.12276772

That's the pint dumbass

>> No.12276782
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>> No.12276924

wow that's a whole new level of disgusting

>> No.12276949
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>> No.12277003

they dont got ranch at innout

>> No.12277107
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>> No.12277125

based Rick poster

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>> No.12277172

Crepe filled with green tea pancake, topped with butter and....shaved white chocolate? Or coconut? then chopped nuts, chocolate, and drizzled with condensed milk
Would smash

>> No.12277308
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>> No.12277372

How much would that actually cost? Not American so I have no idea.

>> No.12277411

Yummy and poopilled

>> No.12277419

I have an unironic scat fetish but I don't want to ever touch or eat it

>> No.12277438
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>> No.12277469

Who eats scrambled eggs for dinner?

>> No.12277473
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Testing the WebM conversion.

>> No.12277526
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do you think it smells? haha

>> No.12277578

nothing but coastie roasties i tell you h'what

>> No.12277611

Oh fuck, it's that same insufferable cunt from the avocado webm.
She probably makes like fives times as much money eating shitty food with cheese and bacon on it as I do saving lives in a fucking hospital. If I were a weaker man I'd be getting bitter.

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>> No.12277622

Shit like this is why you Yanks are so fucking morbidly obese.

>> No.12277628

Nah, you're right, but you can't make (you) generators if you don't ignore the reasonable explanation.

>> No.12277636

I give America a lot of shit but this webm always turns me on.
All that food looks 10/10.

>> No.12277641

That dude is probably set for life, look at his kitchen.
You would smile too if your job was to cook massive amounts of meat for rich party goers paying 10x your operating costs for something you learned to do as a child.
Any cooks wet dream really.

>> No.12277642
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what avacado video

>> No.12277655
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>> No.12277659

that's probably pretty good

>> No.12277663

Yeah that's fucking epic.
I want one.

>> No.12277667
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>> No.12277674

>Just my opinion.
Nah, you are right.
Thing about old school muscle was that you needed to actually eat big to get it. Now you can formulate diet so autistically and use techniques that make you weaker (water weight shedding, cutting, steroids etc etc) to get that no fat muscle definition.
The old muscle men had to actually function in real life, and that meant eating a lot, and relying on your body having fat stores to power that mass.
Muscle didn't mean shit in the old days if you couldn't use it for 12-16 hours straight.

Form over functionality as the world goes on, who would have guessed?

>> No.12277676

How the fuck is it possible for Japan to be so awesome and honourable, but China to be a fucking cesspit on all fronts.

>> No.12277678
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>> No.12277685

Read about Japan in and after WWII.

>> No.12277694

The platter would probably run 25-30 bucks in any modern tourist catering BBQ joint.
That said, actual cost for let's say a neighborhood cookout for that would be like 10 bucks a head.

>> No.12277703

You are right, it's just too busy past that.

>> No.12277709

How is that any different from our Black Friday bullshit?

>> No.12277722
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That looks fucking shit.
Why do so many of these "Gourmet Chef's" just put a streak of sauce across the plate and then plonk ingredients along the streak and say WA LA! like I'm supposed to be impressed?

>> No.12277727

You're delusional, that platter would run you at least $50 at a BBQ joint in a touristy location.

>> No.12277734

To be fair you could get 3 people fucking wasted off that and it probably costs like 10 dollars US. Better than paying fucking 4 dollars for a beer at and US bar.

>> No.12277760

>3 people fucking wasted
wasn't that two whole bottles of vodka I saw going into that cauldron?

>> No.12277767

This is the stupidest fuckin' shit I have ever seen on this board.

>> No.12277804
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Just add some fried onions and hot sauce.

>> No.12277821

What do people have against basil? I think it has a nice flavor, and it adds colour

>> No.12277859
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Amblypygi, the Whip Spider or Tailless Whip Scorpion. Harmless to humans, and they make good pets. The name amblypygi meant "blunt rump", lol. They look like Bloodborne monsters though.

>> No.12277875


what bothers me most is that it's actually trying to capture his hand.

what does it intend to do if it succeeds?

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>> No.12277894

I bought some not knowing who these guys are, they were the only brand available in the store

>> No.12277980

she put the stand over a sewer grate

>> No.12277993

it's trying to defend itself by pinching you

>> No.12278010

This is what happens when you let women into engineering school.

>> No.12278037

What is the outside made of? She doesn't put any bread in there, but it comes out of the mold looking like a bread bun. What's the brown stuff in the bottom at the beginning?

>> No.12278042
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That's a very early Simone Giertz video. She used to make funny videos of shitty robots. But, the poor girl as inoperable brain cancer now, and it's definitely affecting her behavior. She did some tampon- or period-related video recently? I dunno, the addition of brain cancer really hurt her YouTube content. Poor dear.

>> No.12278047
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This is disgusting because they shoved so muhc in there and we know for a fact they threw most of that shit out.

>> No.12278134

I hate dogs so fucking much.

>> No.12278368


LMAO based idiot poster

>> No.12278411

>linking to external webms

>> No.12278418

John Moses Browning is the only good Mormon.

>> No.12278443

>ywn roast alien in plaster and eat it

>> No.12278531
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I finally finished it

>> No.12278541

so quirky xD

>> No.12278569

We need more ja/ck/

>> No.12278578

Having two nukes dropped on you humbles you

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>> No.12278609

2 blacc ppl fuccing

>> No.12278693

lol that red envelope place went out of business 3 months ago

>> No.12278718
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Stop posting this.

>> No.12278783

/fit/ is well aware of this and outside of power lifting general most of them agree with the both of you as to goal bodies, /plg/ goes in the opposite direction of what you're warning against and aspire to look like beach balls

>> No.12278790 [DELETED] 

I find this just as disgusting as the Chinese girl eating wine-glass fried centipedes video.

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>> No.12278876

I've heard of the sikh langar before and it sounds really fucking cool
I genuinely want to try this food (though the people stepping on the raw lentils barefoot kind of skeeves me out a bit)


>> No.12279052

just make it yourself dumbass

>> No.12279082

not impressed. dried coconut husk is easy to remove from the shell. lets see him do that with green ripe coconut. not the over ripe dried brown one he used. guarantee he will lose all his front teeth.

>> No.12279086

that is how i devour burgers at in-n-out. such a shame but i enjoy it.

>> No.12279100

heart attack in a sandwich.

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>> No.12279137

yeah its pandan flavored bibingka but WTF did he put on the left side? all those spices/garnishes and syrup that look like jizz.

>> No.12279144

its pancake mix duh.

>> No.12279154


smells bad, taste bad, they claim to have tons of variety but they just rotate the same ingredients. fucking boring.

>> No.12279160

no its not. it will make your sweat smell like cow manure.

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>> No.12279183

All I can guess is the chocolate shavings and it was "dribbled" by can of condensed milk at the end

>> No.12279187

literally playdoh

>> No.12279191

Japan isn't all it's cracked up to be, they've got their own issues.

>> No.12279224

The only purpose of making these yourself is to make one giant oreo and they don't even do that.

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>ow the fuck is it possible for Japan to be so awesome and honourable
said like a true fucking weeb

>> No.12279234

Stopped watching as soon as the second patty entered the shot.

>> No.12279258

read nigga read

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>> No.12279296

I just realized he made it to resemble a kiwi.

>> No.12279297

This fucking guy and his shiteating grin

>> No.12279302

I know right? Stupid habit to get into.

>> No.12279532

no it's not. tap adds rythm to the cutting.

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>> No.12279635

Cause black Friday is based as theres guaranteed fatalities

>> No.12279651

you're so cool mate can you please fuck my wife

>> No.12279657

I remember some anon said he tried this recipe and it was too spicy for him lol

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>> No.12279667

Amerifat stuck in Ausland, I'm gonna fuckin cry over how good that looks.

This kangaroo cunts can't do bbq to save their lives.

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>> No.12279680

5 dozens eggs but still a tiny chink.


>> No.12279684

begone, chink.

>> No.12279685

why dont you learn how to make your own bbq, it's so fucking easy. from smoking to grilling, easy. dont need to be a pro just to do basic easy prep.

>> No.12279686

2 nukes and tons of radiatoin does wonders for turning animals into subhumans.

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not my grannies tortilla

>> No.12279726

i wanna put her in a mating press

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>> No.12279747

Hairy scrimps

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>> No.12279771

Why does it have tentacles?

>> No.12279776

Europeans on the left. Americans on the right.

>> No.12279782

sooooo.. euros are gay and Americans are fat.. is that the message you're trying to get across?

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>> No.12279792

i almost want to do this

>> No.12279794

But how do they get out?!

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>> No.12279932

I know and it’s kinda sad because whenever I browse /fit/ and see all those unhappy folks who actually look perfectly fine but in their heads, they are all obsessed with unnatural physique. I have to admit that after few /fit/ visits I decided I have to change my lifestyle and start to excercise a bit even I am not lardass (just skinnyfat faggot) and I just want to feel better about myself and look decent tho.

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Sorry boss I'll put it back.

>> No.12279949

what a waste of time

>> No.12279991

Needs "tasty" logo frame at the end

>> No.12279995

based sihks

>> No.12279996

okay now I'm hungry

>> No.12279999

But it's literally like when you subhuman flyovers get your black friday national holiday

>> No.12280009

One study which did no comparison to other methods concluded that food loses moisture when coked. What's your point?

>> No.12280020

well i hated that

>> No.12280101

this, just focus on increasing strength and stamina, fuck all else.

t. hairy fat bear who lifts

>> No.12280122

Couldn't he just have eaten some of the eggs?

>> No.12280146

>Hates the thought of killing; But also... Doesn't mind if you die of boredom while they tell you about it.

I want to buy his shirt.

>> No.12280162

is this from that Indonesian tourist in North Korea? What a very depressing looking place.

>> No.12280186

>tfw you will never live in ancient america and have him train you in the ways of manhood

>> No.12280194

>California VS Texas

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>> No.12280316

As someone who lives in Texas it does exude a strong chaotic Texan energy. He looks like a mormon missionary though with the outfit.

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>> No.12280403

I assure you anon, no one from any point of time could teach you how to man up.

>> No.12280407

but they dont put a stick through and cut it, ITS NOT THE SAME, ARE YOU ALL BLIND CANT YOU SEE

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>> No.12280433

yeah, that adds up

>> No.12280438

stupid trend

>> No.12280457

>my face when i thought this was a parody or a joke
>then i realized thats actually an emu or ostritch

Can you even imagine eating that huge bird?! the drumstick is literally bigger than your head.

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>> No.12280508


Now this really doesn't impress me, its just assembling pieces together with no major trained skill except the piping which i think i could do just as well after a few tries

>> No.12280603

Basically just a green Crumpet but with... cheese?

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>> No.12280617

what do you mean? who are they?

>> No.12280621

Can't stand this insufferable Californian cocksocker.

>> No.12280636

>>12272647 >>12279082
>>12272099 >>12279949
>>12279684 >>12278845 this.

>> No.12280653

One cares and minds out for others so they dont become a problem. the other is heartless

>> No.12280658

I loled

>> No.12280701

fucking hell, parachute naan please

>> No.12280756


Hairy shrimp is how aliens would describe humans if they ever visited

Fun fact

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>> No.12280966

Ok 2 people

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what a waste of a perfectly good avocado

>> No.12281245

Imagine 2 or 3 of those let loose in the Women's restroom

>> No.12281344

Start your own shop and rake in the shekels

>> No.12281353

So did your mom when she choked on my dick

>> No.12281370

Us Yanks don't even like shit like this I can only really see Floridians or Californians eating this shit

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>> No.12281606

wtf is it

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>drop 1000 on new iphone.

cant view websm

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Get out.

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