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Unironically what food should you eat if you want your cum to taste good?
>inb4 garlic picked in malt liquor

>> No.12269640

garlic picked in malt liquor

>> No.12269651

cum

>> No.12269652

>>12269636
Semen

>> No.12269662

>>12269636
Just fruit, no alcohol, no smoking

>> No.12269675

>>12269636
I hate that my waifu was in this shit. I know she hates it too.

>> No.12269716

>>12269675
Robert Pattinson is my waifu too.

>> No.12269755

pineapple

>> No.12269759

Down a glass of pineapple juice with every meal, avoid red meats and dairy. Chicken is fine and fish actually doesn’t negatively effect semen flavor. Eat a lot of fruits. You’ll start seeing results in ~3 days

Doesn’t matter though cuz making your semen taste better doesn’t mean it’ll ever taste good

>> No.12270288

>>12269636
>implying the taste matters
You’ll eat what you’re served and you’ll like it.

>> No.12270303
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12270303

forget taste

>> No.12270585

>>12269759
true. sad. maybe shell swallow one day lol

>> No.12270590

>>12269759
My fiance says mine tastes good. I know you'll immediately think she's lying but she's been honest about most shit and she eats it without me even asking.

>> No.12270631

>>12270303
Extremely based. I'm going to try this.

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>>12270303
>/fit/ shilled me into the benefits of zinc
>go to pharmacy
>get my other shilled items, ask for zinc
>cashier lady ask why I'd want it
>they laugh with the other one
>"*sigh*, hes been on fitness forums" "damn bodybuilders" etc etc

>> No.12270805

>>12269636
I raughed.

As to food, generally eating healthy is enough: the least amount of processed food, fruit, vegetables, meat of all variety, etc.

Stock up on protein and eat as varied as you can. That's how I roll.

>> No.12270848

>>12270641
I thought it's a fact that it will improve your test if you're deficient in the first place.

>> No.12271033

>>12270303
No need to do that
Just don't masturbate and don't watch pronography

>> No.12271041

>>12270641
/fit/ is cancer.

>> No.12271045

pineapple

>> No.12271064

>>12269636
shit and vinegar

>> No.12271173

>>12269759
>dairy
why is this?
I can kinda understand how some things in red meat would make your cum taste bitter, but why dairy?

>> No.12271185

>>12271033
That doesn't increase the base amount
Not jerking off for a while + cumstack > Not jerking off for a while >= Jerking off regularly + cumstack

>> No.12271352

>>12271185
It's usually based on arousal to be honest.
If you just beat one out it may vary. But if you edge or like an hour or have a steady sex session you'll most likely have a much higher volume.

It all boils down to just staying hydrated, and eating lots of fruit, and quality proteins, lower carbs, and no alcohol or smoking or junk food.
Also doing something physical during the day like doing on along hike or something will increase it a bit I've found.

>> No.12271360

>>12270303
DO NOT do this. It makes mustard gas.

>> No.12271482

>>12271360
DO NOT listen to him :^)

>> No.12272959
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12272959

How do I NOT masturbate? I'm so fucking lonely and my life is so fucked that the only dopamine I can ever get is the two-three seconds of bliss I get from cumming. The longest I've gone without fapping is around a month. Normally I fap once a day / once every couple days before bed.

>> No.12273029

>>12272959
if lazy - drugs
if not - excersize

>> No.12273126

>>12269636
Fucking hell, I need to get laid

>> No.12273289

>>12273029
Too lazy to exercise, too poor for drugs.

>> No.12273407

>>12273289
time for the big sleep, welcome to suffering.

>> No.12273450

>>12269636
Literally all such "information" is bullshit written to make guys feel insecure and manipulate them. Most commonly rumors started by insufferable vegans. Discard it in its entirety

>> No.12273481

>>12270641
>>cashier lady ask why I'd want it
This actually pissed me off. Would they ask someone why they got vitamin c? Fucking roasties.

>> No.12273564

>>12269636
>twilight picture
Jesus, are we back to 2008?

>> No.12273583

>>12270303
>kegel exercises so you don't dribble out over several minutes
Does anyone take several minutes to cum?

>> No.12274030

>>12269636
I think eating a lot of sugary food makes it sweet.

>> No.12274486

>>12273583
Me. It's annoying since I have to go change out my soggy underwear twice because of it.

>> No.12274496

>>12269636
Wouldn't it be easier to dissolve some sugar and corn syrup in water and feed it into your balls via a catheter?