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12263116 No.12263116 [Reply] [Original]

what are the basic fundamental rules of making food taste good? everything i cook always tastes like shit

>> No.12263123

>>12263116

salt

>> No.12263129

>>12263123
fpbp, real butter also help

>> No.12263130

>>12263116

Fat, sugar, salt.

>> No.12263132

>>12263130
Acid

>> No.12263144

>>12263116
I guarantee you are not using enough salt. 6g is the upper limit. Most people add a shake or a pinch to their meals. Pour out 6g and see how much it looks like

>> No.12263151

>>12263144
>mom salt water for pasta
>2-3 turns of salt for entire stockpot of water

the eurocucks are right

>> No.12263167

>>12263151
True though I cook my pasta in just enough water for it to be absorbed. Sort of like rice. So I usually season afterwards.

>> No.12263175

>>12263132
Yeah, that’s basic

>> No.12263181

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller!

>> No.12263214
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>>12263181
thats just gross. For it to be a fetish it should be sexually exciting like a Manhattan transfer; when you go butt hole to butt hole with another person and poop into them, the trick being to accomplish it without breaking the turd

>> No.12263236

>>12263214
>When a man and woman, man and man or a woman and woman get on all fours. They have to be ass to ass, all the while making sure the assholes align. Then one sexual partner tries to shit a fudge log into the asshole of the other. The stool sample must be solid in order to avoid a derailment.

fucking kek

>> No.12263497

whats the best salt to use?

>> No.12263506

>>12263116
fat acid salt heat

>> No.12263516

>>12263497
The one that tastes salty

>> No.12263520

Don't forget to taste your food as you cook.

>> No.12263566

>>12263116
Just add salt.

>> No.12263577

>>12263506
Mmm greasy sour freshly laid shits with some salt sprinkled on top

>> No.12263588

>>12263116
if you don't cook much, you're probably eating too much salt anyway in the forms of snacks and fast food. if shit is just straight up bland try salt but don't just drown boring stuff in salt. try exploring herbs, easy way to add flavor to a meal after you make it. learn different ways of cooking stuff, follow some recipes, watch some videos. when you want to add interesting flavors to stuff, in my eyes you can almost never go wrong with cilantro, lemon, or jalapeno

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>>12263588
you bring up a good point,if OP is eating prepackaged garbage all the time home cooked food will seem bland because the packaged crap if loaded with flavor enhancers like MSG, 200% a daily recommendation of salt, they even sneak sugar into savory food and soybean oil into things like mountain dew all of which naturally trigger satiated sensations but only for extreme short bursts which drives you to keep eating. Expecting this instantaneous reward every bite out of home cooked food is unrealistic and will take time to reprogram your brain, on the bright side you won't be a fatass because you won't feel the need to eat an entire bag on chips in one sitting

>> No.12264073

>>12263497
Pretty much all salt is the same. Bigger grains are used for texture, but regular salt is fine if you're incorporating it into something.