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12256171 No.12256171 [Reply] [Original]

>walk into the office
>Anon its becky's birthday today you have to eat a slice of this 3 day old hfcs and preservative filled cake I brought for 2 dollars at walmart!

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>>12256171
>not being a NEET

>> No.12256180

>>12256171
Just get a little slice. It's a once a year thing. What's the problem? Be a decent human and celebrate Beckys life

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>>12256180
>Anon I "home baked" these brownies from a box, they're a little burnt and at least 50% sugar and butter and are basically poison but you have to eat one or i'll get offended

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>>12256191
Not that Anon, but it really is just a once a year thing and it's just a tiny brownie. You'll live.

>> No.12256200

"Sorry, I'm on a diet, but I'll go talk to her." or, "Sorry, I appreciate the offer, but I'm trying to avoid cake."
"Hey, happy birthday! Glad to have you with us for another year."

See? Was that hard? Nothing wrong with being empathetic.

>> No.12256205

>>12256180
Fuck Becky and fuck her life

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>>12256171
>>12256191
Sorry ladies, I'm in ketosis

>> No.12256417

>>12256171
Entenmenns cakes are actually delicious. The problem is when they bake it from a box, women always make the most basic shit when grocery store baked goods taste better.

>> No.12257942

>>12256171
>walk into the offics
dumb fucking wagecuck