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I got a condiment kit at the hotel!

>> No.12255634
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Here’s what was inside!

>> No.12255640

Cool, so what's your plan for tonight? Get drunk in bed while watching awful cable TV? Go on Tinder and laugh at the local wildlife? Try to catch up on work emails? Maybe even get drunk at the lobby bar downstairs while listening to some 58 year old salaryman give you "career advice"?

>> No.12255643

>>12255634
Call the front desk and complain that they forgot to include condoms and mints.

>> No.12255646

>>12255640
This man hotels

>> No.12255651

>>12255640
Hah, this came from someplace real.

>> No.12255800

>>12255640
For me it's thinking about catching up people I haven't seen in years when I get home, then having a disappointing wank and going to bed.

Later when I get home I won't catch up with them.

>> No.12255826

>>12255640
Nah, I'll score some weed, get drunk somewhere else, smoke the weed and order room service at 3am

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>>12255632
>!

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>>12255640
delete this

>> No.12255922

>>12255640
based /trv/ poster

>> No.12258163
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>>12255922
/trv/ is the worst board

>> No.12258227

>>12258163
>t. Buttblasted /int/ retard
Fuck off the cooking board soy filled international scum

>> No.12258249
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>>12258227
t. the hippie that ruined Ubud

>> No.12258279

>>12255640
Getting drunk in the bar and trying to find at least a 4/10 female guest and get her back to my room

>> No.12258678

>>12255634
>"condiment" kit
>no ketchup

I'd throw the alarm clock out the window

>> No.12258681

>>12255634
I hope it was worth the $10 plus tax to open that.

>> No.12258718

>>12255632
Sweet bro enjoy!

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>>12258718

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>>12258681
They usually only charge for booze and bottled water! Also M&Ms!

>> No.12260530

>>12260528
is that girl a murderer? i'd probably fuck her desu

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>>12260530
She pretended to be rich and lost other people's money! This is a very serious crime! You have to be rich to lose other people's money!

Also I'd fuck her too!

>> No.12260554

>>12260550
>She pretended to be rich and lost other people's money! This is a very serious crime! You have to be rich to lose other people's money!

how dare she lose money while not being rich

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>>12260554
Yes! The government only steps in to cover losses if you lost it while being rich! Regular people go to jail for lying! She forgot to be rich before committing fraud!

>> No.12261644

>>12255640
Good post