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12252921 No.12252921[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I hate this guy with a passion. he's everything wrong with society

>> No.12252944

>>12252921
Way too obnoxious for his actual cooking ability and knowledge.

>> No.12252955

reminds me of the faggots using SLUT so casually to name fucking food. why can't i name my food fucking eggretard?

>> No.12252980
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>>12252921
>WHOOOA, MAN! Wow, gotta put more cheese on that my man! Perfect for when you smoke a fat doink and got the MUNCHIES, my man! Oh my atheism, look at that cheese stretch dude!
Fuckin hate this guy. Looks like the illegitimate lovechild of ron swanson and tekashi69. Dude looks like he collects hepatiti like pokemon. He dresses like a fat mexican kid at a public pool.

>> No.12253007

>>12252955
?? I mean you could if you wanted to.

>> No.12253013

>>12252921
I don't mind him.
I guess I have a higher tolerance for Canadians.

>> No.12253019

>>12253007
great job missing the point

>> No.12253023

>>12252921
who?

>> No.12253025

>>12252921
He seems like the human embodiment of the west coast and he deserves heart disease

>> No.12253037

>>12253019
the point was that using derogatory terms to name your company shouldn't be acceptable, and as a matter of a fact they're taking flak for it. all in the name of being 'quirky and outlandish xd' i guess.

>> No.12253043

>>12252921
i also dislike him

>> No.12253050

>>12252921
Seems alright to me

>> No.12253051

>>12252921
Of all the shitty pretentious doucebags in the celebrity cooking world and you hate MATTY? The most down to earth dude possible.
Sounds like you are what's wrong with society, my dude.

>> No.12253094

>HI I'M MATTY MATHESON AND I'M INTRODUCING THIS SHOW BY SCREAMING AT YOU WITH MY FUCKING SHIRT OFF!
>WE'VE GOT SOME FUCKING FUCKS,
>THEN WE'RE GOING TO FUCK WITH FUCKING FUCKERS,
>THEN I'M GONNA FUCK A FUCKING FUCK!
>IT'S GONNA BE
>AAAAAWESOME
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAA
Please take your ritalin, Mathew.

>> No.12253096

>>12252921
What did Wario ever do to you?

>> No.12253189

food equivalent of anthony fantano. horrible, horrible people

>> No.12253200

>>12253189
anthony fantano is based

>> No.12253216

>>12252921
Looks like somebody's jealous.

>> No.12253239

>>12252921
Fuck off, I like Guy Fieri's and Action Bronson's love child

>> No.12253335

>>12252921
The worst part is that his family is old money WASPs with massive landholdings. Out of all the degenerate cooks they could have picked, the richest one gets to be the star.

>> No.12253601

>>12252921
I don't know who this guy is, but he's got retard eyes

>> No.12253605

>>12252921
>Ctrl + F
>"cholula"
>0 results

No one going to mention it, really?

>> No.12253621

>>12252921
Imagine the texture of his neck. Imagine the doughy, spongy feel of the folded flesh.

>> No.12253774
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>>12252921
Yup he's cancer. Also this insufferable faggot for me. I know he's not a chef but he still had the gall to make a cooking channel. Can't fucking stand him.

>> No.12253834

>>12253774
How the fuck is he not dead if he does half the drugs he claims he does?

>> No.12253968

>>12253239
LOL! ...I will have to USE this one. Thanks!

>> No.12254999

I don't mind him but I also had 2 fat friends that act almost exactly the same. Even down to the way they talk.
They try to cover up their loneliness, low self esteem and awkwardness by faking confidence and charisma.
I'm sure Matty is good person all things considered, but he doesn't realize he comes off as douchey.

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>>12253200
Get out of here and never return, you tasteless fag.

>> No.12255551

He's not that bad. You are probably just mad because you are just as fat as him but you can't cook and you aren't on TV.

>> No.12255693

>>12252980
>Perfect for when you smoke a fat doink
he's literally been sober for years and prior to that he hardly promoted weed, more of his experiences with alcohol and coke

>Oh my atheism
been following him for years, never heard him talking about his religion or lack thereof, don't know where you're getting this from

>>12255551
>>12253051
this. I'm not even a huge fan of his, but he seems like a genuinely nice guy. There's loads of celebrity chefs that deserves bashing more than matty

>> No.12255712
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12255712

>>12255693

>> No.12255717

>>12254999
Not all fat people are lonely or have self-esteem issues, they just work around the fact that they're fat with humor and personality. For example Matty is very succesful and has a wife and a kid.

>> No.12255721

>>12255717
He’s not funny though. Mostly he is just obnoxious

>> No.12255758
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12255758

>>12252921
everybody with tattoos is complete garbage and will be sorted properly into hell.

>> No.12255877

>>12255712
what a comeback!! *going back to le rebbit as we speak*

>> No.12255920

>>12252980
got a new tattoo there noelsy?

>> No.12255934

>>12253774
How dare you speak ill of the machine, now you'll have gopniks after you.

>> No.12255939

>>12255758
You can have forearm tattoos and still have a decent job as a tradesman, the rest is accurate though.

>> No.12255944

>>12253200
Either masterful bait or a lost soul