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Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:06:59 2019 No.12251667 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:08:49 2019 No.12251674 I add cream to my carbonara. Just a splash. No, this is not a joke. Also, I am gay. Like actually irl fem gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:10:00 2019 No.12251679 >>12251667 That’s American “””bread””” tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:20:16 2019 No.12251725 File: 51 KB, 602x815, 1555653026831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:23:16 2019 No.12251738 >>12251679 Shut the fuck up They sell and make shitty mass produced bread everywhere, yes even Europe despite your worshil

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:24:05 2019 No.12251744 File: 615 KB, 778x563, nani.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12251725 I would smell later

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:47:30 2019 No.12251870
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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:49:05 2019 No.12251876 >>12251870 The guys call your dad 3-for-free but for a different reason, heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:49:41 2019 No.12251878 >>12251674 Lemme fucc that boodyhole then boi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:52:20 2019 No.12251890 >>12251679 >America invented white bread No, but thanks for the compliment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 13:59:40 2019 No.12251922 >>12251674 ha ha, nice! That's a funny joke, anon so, uh, you seeing anyone or...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:03:59 2019 No.12251938 >>12251870 theyre for sure putting their bodily fluids variously in your food

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:04:30 2019 No.12251941

>>12251667
>No reason in the setup to think German bread wasn't real to begin with
>Serves as a lame excuse to make a pun that works by replacing one word in a simply, well-known foreign phrase with a word related to bread being harmful because part of our premise is that "bread can't hurt you" which also makes it that much more predictable.
That was awful, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:06:08 2019 No.12251946 >>12251941 YOU'RE awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:11:36 2019 No.12251969 >>12251878 >>12251922 I am single but I'm not just looking for casual sex. I want marriage and kids, ultimately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:14:47 2019 No.12251983 File: 221 KB, 2048x2044, 207190CB-4DD4-46D0-89E3-4F8684410A1A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:21:17 2019 No.12252002 File: 157 KB, 435x413, 1555543240130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12251667

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 14:26:09 2019 No.12252016 File: 15 KB, 256x262, D7016E17-0874-4F27-AE7B-597056929440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 16:21:38 2019 No.12252376 >>12251667 isn't humor supposed to be funny though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 16:30:41 2019 No.12252417 File: 710 KB, 1024x1024, d713266011f43a24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12251983

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 17:13:14 2019 No.12252590 File: 492 KB, 176x216, Bill-Hader-Holding-in-Laugh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12252417 >u >uuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 18:57:48 2019 No.12253061 File: 495 KB, 1242x2082, 247774C6-D07F-4F86-9FD3-5F9DB0765849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 19:42:25 2019 No.12253229 Smells like reddit in here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 19:51:02 2019 No.12253278 File: 67 KB, 607x706, Screenshot_2019-04-29-♛-IG-𝓶𝓬𝓶𝔁𝓬𝓿_𝓲-🛸✨-(-anesuishec)-Twitter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12253229

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 19:59:29 2019 No.12253313 File: 114 KB, 226x200, 1525994735345.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12253278 >filename what are you try to accomplish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:19:51 2019 No.12253398 >>12253313 firefox automatically makes the filename when you use the screenshot tool, not sure where it gets it from but I guess it's based on the url somehow and that guy has a weird twitter handle

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:27:12 2019 No.12253440 File: 130 KB, 731x960, 1452490591524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:30:52 2019 No.12253459

>>12253440
Me, personally, it's Mr. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 20:31:16 2019 No.12253461 >>12253440 >no dr. foots

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:17:47 2019 No.12253984 File: 68 KB, 540x556, BDC2C930-1BE0-430C-9E04-2D54940EEB35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:19:30 2019 No.12253992 >>12253440 Rolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:26:32 2019 No.12254030 >>12253984 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXzzHM8zLw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:28:23 2019 No.12254040 File: 79 KB, 1024x1012, 1552048609212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12253440 >Dr. Fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:28:29 2019 No.12254041 >>12253278 I thought I was the only person who does this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 29 22:32:52 2019 No.12254066 File: 73 KB, 1500x500, homosexual-family-comic.png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12251969

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 02:55:10 2019 No.12255114 >>12254041 There are some of us around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 03:10:29 2019 No.12255142 >>12251969 Never gonna happen. Casual sex is the only reliable precursor to a lifelong monogamous relationship. If you try to skip the contemporary courtship ritual you're just going to die alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 04:13:28 2019 No.12255313 >>12252002 Gordon Ramsay needs to see this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 04:20:12 2019 No.12255333 File: 31 KB, 487x345, that's a big burger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12252417

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 05:02:49 2019 No.12255408 >>12251725 Pretty sure that's outside a Jimmy John's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 05:05:04 2019 No.12255413 >>12251667 that's not German bread, that's anglo "bread"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 06:33:18 2019 No.12255601 >>12253278 Are the shoes made from bread? I dont get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 06:37:37 2019 No.12255609 File: 88 KB, 677x960, FB_IMG_1556619958663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 06:38:49 2019 No.12255613 File: 26 KB, 568x828, FB_IMG_1556617511323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 08:15:30 2019 No.12255780 >>12254066 >That asshat's fuckawful comics

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 08:30:33 2019 No.12255817 >>12255609 What the fuck is this? this is the saddest fucking thing ever if this is what I think it is a fucking salad lasagna?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 08:55:15 2019 No.12255872 >>12253278 I do this but with the ones that go between the toes so you have to jam them on and mash the sock in between

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:08:04 2019 No.12255889 >>12251969 Gay people can't have kids, you benis won't go into another man's benis, and men don't have a uterus

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:30:32 2019 No.12255919 >>12251938 God I sure hope so

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:44:57 2019 No.12255940 >>12255780 T. I LOVE NIGGER DICK IM A FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT Now die reddit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:49:54 2019 No.12255953 File: 800 KB, 1024x1160, hamburger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 09:56:35 2019 No.12255967 >>12252590 >>12255333 That shit got me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 11:45:39 2019 No.12256224 >>12255613 joke stolen from harris wittels (rip)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 12:02:43 2019 No.12256298 >>12255940 Done sucking your own cock?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 12:03:44 2019 No.12256305 >>12255889 >Adoption and other such options don't exist Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 14:44:10 2019 No.12256946 File: 154 KB, 1024x768, IMG_2498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 15:55:29 2019 No.12257302 >>12255940 >You j-just don't get it because you h-have had sex!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 15:59:39 2019 No.12257328 >>12256946 i hate traeger's retarded laugh after EVERY SINGLE sentence she speaks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:07:04 2019 No.12257365 >>12255601 using mother's sandals hence why they are too small

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:13:52 2019 No.12257416 >>12255601 You must have autism, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:14:47 2019 No.12257422 File: 86 KB, 780x958, 1451085375853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12251667

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:17:21 2019 No.12257442 Somebody burn this thread down to the ground and never make it again

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:19:42 2019 No.12257456 >>12257328 Yeah, you could tell she's probably really bland outside of the camera.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:20:31 2019 No.12257463 File: 110 KB, 800x583, 1443831797105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:21:34 2019 No.12257470 File: 82 KB, 588x720, 1443832280616.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:21:35 2019 No.12257471 File: 93 KB, 1080x1064, FB_IMG_1556505652983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12256946 Who tf is traeger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:22:36 2019 No.12257479 File: 115 KB, 780x548, 1358211750925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:24:22 2019 No.12257489 File: 100 KB, 1085x755, Untitxcvgbnmled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 16:28:13 2019 No.12257508 >>12257416 I think they were trying to figure out how that was even remotely food and/or cooking related, as was I. Just like most of the posts in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:05:36 2019 No.12257715 >>12253440 >Dr. Foots nowhere to be found

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:17:59 2019 No.12257765 >>12257455 why post stuff not about food/cooking?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:22:06 2019 No.12257783 File: 902 KB, 548x3760, 1454619358237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12257765

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:28:39 2019 No.12257812 >>12255609 That just sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:35:04 2019 No.12257833 File: 3 KB, 125x88, laugh77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12251870 3-4-FREE! genius!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:41:10 2019 No.12257863 >>12257508 >groceries aren't food Interesting. I guess you have autism too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:45:27 2019 No.12257881 >>12257456 she just looks and sounds like a fake bitch, a fat fake bitch at that

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:46:18 2019 No.12257887 File: 123 KB, 479x335, 1354834788038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:49:51 2019 No.12257898 >>12254066 I hate this guy so much and I'm a national socialist besides the spamming on boards that aren't /pol/, the artstyle is more atrocious than CalArts will ever be

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 17:50:17 2019 No.12257900 >>12257783 hi dad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:02:50 2019 No.12257957 >>12251941 Don't be so hard on him, it's his first day and thought he'd get 4chinz karma if he posted his epic maymay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:05:06 2019 No.12257976 all of you go >>>/b/ack

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:12:27 2019 No.12258017 >>12252016 God fucking damn it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:18:08 2019 No.12258044 File: 154 KB, 1000x1000, 1549748923448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12257898 I like this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:31:04 2019 No.12258095 >>12257898 You sound like an absolute faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 18:31:38 2019 No.12258100 >>12258095 What's wrong with being gay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 19:26:48 2019 No.12258285 >>12257900 Is this not funny to zoomers? I still chuckled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 19:30:05 2019 No.12258300 >>12257489 This describes my trip to Germany pretty spot on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 19:32:35 2019 No.12258309 >>12253061 I WAS IN THAT THREAD! LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 19:47:27 2019 No.12258353 >>12258100 its gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 30 20:32:29 2019 No.12258521 File: 82 KB, 594x600, 1458623475936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:18:56 2019 No.12259944 >>12258353 What's so gay about it? I like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:22:26 2019 No.12259962 File: 221 KB, 1024x768, 1358809541129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:24:07 2019 No.12259968 >>12259944 You're gay btw

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:24:42 2019 No.12259972 >>12259944 >having thousands of partners >being the sole reason gonorrhea is evolving >large amount of degenerates exposing this thinking to children at your pride parades. The problem is you and you will never fit it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:25:54 2019 No.12259978 >>12257898 Don't make me post Horsey.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:39:25 2019 No.12260014 >>12259972 The gonorrhea thing is because we actually have enough affection to kiss after the age of 18, unlike your sterile loveless hetero relations.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:39:51 2019 No.12260017 >>12255780 lololololo

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:42:35 2019 No.12260024 >>12260014 >unlike your sterile >breeding gonorrhea Subtle, nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 02:48:18 2019 No.12260045 >>12260014 Get a load of this delusional faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 13:04:02 2019 No.12261673 >>12253278 This, except with Crocs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 15:32:37 2019 No.12262207 >>12251725 How in the name of God do you get that fat?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 15:33:48 2019 No.12262212 >>12255609 why

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 15:42:59 2019 No.12262239 File: 59 KB, 640x400, 1533799233161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12253440

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 15:49:08 2019 No.12262269 >>12255609 at least it’s all vegetables? Also, burburburbur

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 15:57:01 2019 No.12262303 File: 1.42 MB, 640x480, master of your destiny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262239 >tfw master perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:09:35 2019 No.12262350 File: 46 KB, 512x523, 1556572364067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262239 baron taste ? Shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:28:20 2019 No.12262436 >>12256946 Traeger? Like the grill?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:32:37 2019 No.12262446 >>12262207 Cheap, heavily processed food is usually the biggest culprit, which is why there's a historical reversal of obesity as status. It used to mean you were rich enough to eat that well, now it means you're too poor to eat healthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:34:18 2019 No.12262453 File: 128 KB, 1024x683, 1224137753_c7de842131_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262239 >Father Skipper

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:37:43 2019 No.12262462 File: 825 KB, 642x640, 1553017864270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262239 >Tfw daddy cool

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:43:05 2019 No.12262479 >>12262239 >Uncle Bold It ain't too bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:43:47 2019 No.12262481 >>12262239 Okay I have a problem. Why the fuck is mr pibb always listed as a dr. pepper knockoff?? It tastes completely different AND mr pibb is the superior soda.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 16:47:01 2019 No.12262498 >>12255940 Misusing t. Makes you the pick living nigger lololol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:17:37 2019 No.12262602 >>12255817 For me, it's the saladgna

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:20:22 2019 No.12262611 File: 20 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262239 DADDY COOL ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azqxVt0NwzQ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:28:39 2019 No.12262634 >>12251667 That's shitty Anglo """bread""" tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:30:27 2019 No.12262640 >>12251890 >all white bread is shitty overprocessed Anglo boxed bread kys

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:34:20 2019 No.12262661 >>12253440 DR THUNDERRRRRR OH YEAH that shit was my jam as a kid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 17:53:32 2019 No.12262764 >>12262481 Because it is a fucking knockoff. You can like it better and please enjoy but dr. pepper predates it by decades.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 18:17:00 2019 No.12262857 File: 27 KB, 553x441, dante.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12262239 >master radical

>>	Anonymous Wed May 1 19:55:02 2019 No.12263368 >>12262602 Underrated

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