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We haven't had one in a while

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>> No.12245074

I missed these threads. Do you remember the webm that used to be shared sometimes where a street vendor cooks an egg sandwich? I always liked that one.

>> No.12245075

best /ck/ youtubers?

>> No.12245076
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>> No.12245077

god i fucking hate hipsters

>> No.12245081

I don't think I've seen that one, is it the one posted before the post?

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>> No.12245102

i want to eat it

>> No.12245103

Angel cake?

>> No.12245106

@me video clips you want webms of

>> No.12245110

That scene in Room Service where they finally get some food and they're all eating it and Harpo is rapidly sticking small pieces in his mouth at a time.

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>> No.12246031

What is that thing

>> No.12246040

post op transexual

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>> No.12246110

Thought it was phone case, was about to type do American really

>> No.12246113

Why is his eye so red

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>> No.12246223

A never ending supply of breakfast sandwiches and you never get to take a bite. It's like a greek myth.

>> No.12246355

joshua weissman

>> No.12246425

Her face looks so tense, like she's constantly pushing out a huge shit.

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>> No.12246488


It's a black thing, same as how their teeth are generally whiter than those of Europeans.

t. southerner

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>> No.12246627

What if somebody eats his egg fort?

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>> No.12246659

Really. Really. Pisses me off. Idk y tho. I think its the head shake at the end. Like “joy response initiate”.

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>like a greek myth

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>> No.12247424

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


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>> No.12247595

>those digits

>> No.12247614

he doesn't

>> No.12247631

>cottage cheese
I'm out!

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dumb bitch acting like a child with her fucking food again
no table manners, the pizza is cold and looks like shit too after her 50 takes

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i am a part of sams club

>> No.12247820

That's a kike.

>> No.12247873

do not use coconut oil for anything, it's literally the worst type of oil

>> No.12247908

>can't 1 hand crack
He is no king

>> No.12247917

Imagine being able to eat a fast food burger that actually looks like the ones in advertisements

>> No.12248015

Now I want some castella.

>> No.12248086

jesus Terry, it looks like a god damn sloppo

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>> No.12248436

He's crying because he's eating some super hot wings

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>> No.12248474

is this new?

>> No.12248518

not really

>> No.12248552

Why are old movies better than new ones?
Why do we get Adam Sadlel type fart humour comedies and capeshit actions and none of this kind of smart and subtle comedies?

>> No.12248556

that was very hard to watch
i'm at a loss for words
we've weakened them all, such that when the time to really use them comes, they are insufficient
i can't call that awful, vile, disgusting, sad, depressing, disturbing, terrifying, soul crushing, etc. all of those words or expressions pale in comparison to what that webm made me feel.
it is close to the "Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had".
tiring. it tires the soul.

>> No.12248563

No but you are.

>> No.12248564

Dont forget to subscribe to joeys youtube channel, fellow muchacho. WooWooWooWOO!

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>> No.12248666

I'm still waiting on someone to do an edit to one of these videos when he does the dumb face tilt to the side thing it get scrambled and it looks like his face is falling off.

>> No.12248701

Whatever shitty area you live in, move out. I lived in a shithole ghetto for 5 years, every fast food place was garbage. Moved to a whiter area, where the managers of BK and Wendy's actually give a damn about hiring decent employees, now the food is always great.

>> No.12248710

lol wtf?

>> No.12248718

It's actually the face combined with the autism. She's southeast asian. I dated someone who looked like a chubbier version of her. Had to break up because I could not deal with her personality

>> No.12248724

imagine living in a country with no standards for meat

>> No.12248727

lmao none of these are even close to accurate

>> No.12248728

have sex

t. scat fetishist

>> No.12248738

Did you know this video was edited on a mac computer assembled using underaged slave labor with manufacturing processes that have irreparably damaged the environment?!?! Did you know that by existing, YOU ARE DEPRIVING OTHER LIFE FORMS OF THEIR EXISTENCE

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>cracks egg with both hands
>crowned king
More like the egg jester cuz you clownin if you think that shit makes you a king

>> No.12248750

how is your wife and my kids

>> No.12248758

More like an American myth

>> No.12248762

It's a great for tossing salads tho.

>> No.12248799

Holy shit, meat is made of... meat.

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>> No.12248877

>We haven't had one in a while
Who the fuck are you trying to kid

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>> No.12248921

>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest egg around?! Oh my Egg.
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight eggshell glowing in the dark, lit by your egg screen which is the only source of egg in your room, giggling like an egg as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the egg. Or maybe you don't even fill in the egg. Maybe you're such a disgusting EGG that you actually paid for an egg pass, so you just choose the egg. Oh, and we all know the egg. The "epic" Surly King egg, isn't it? I imagine you little egg laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your eggs on the floor, but it's ok, your egg will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your egg. You are a fat fucking egg, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown egg who spends all his time on eggchan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a mcmuffin or an omelet or something grand, and then you became a EGG. A pathetic Eggfag EGG. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become an egg of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little egg laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old egg that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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They're 18 in that video right? No pedo

>> No.12248985

This is weird right? Sharing a icecream at that age is considered not normal right? right!?

>> No.12249006

no. they are 17.75. You sick fuck.
yes. It made me uncomfortable

>> No.12249024

>2 ebony teen take turns sucking on white shaft

>> No.12249027

looks like a K-drama

>> No.12249041

If only I could read nipshit

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>> No.12249134

Looks like gelatin, flowers + berry, more gelatin, and custard.

>> No.12249172

>tfw can't turn on the audio to hear Terry
Thanks, moot

>> No.12249188

This is the attitude that is destroying this website. Learn how to do that and make it yourself; you're talking about video editing techniques used by self-taught teenagers.

>> No.12249203

This is malaysian jiggly cake, actually I think it comes from taiwan or something, but spreading around that area now.
There's cheese in it.

>> No.12249246

fucking gag

>> No.12249253

Oh shit, you actually delivered. Nice.

>> No.12249308

Vegetarians are absolutely disgusting.
>haha virtue signalling look at all these vegetables
>now put in the eggs, cream, cheese, and milk haha

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>> No.12249325

Sam is about as far away from a vegetarian as you can get.

>> No.12249458


it's a shirt making fun of vegans.

That's beef.

>> No.12249488

Kodoku Gourmet webms please

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>> No.12249549

>not using split top New England style rolls
pure shit

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>Vegetarians are absolutely disgusting.
is there something wrong with you? There is beef in that calzone.

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>> No.12249710

That brand of chorizo is so gross, made me sick the only time i used it. Probably because its so cheap.

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These are just from youtube

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so is my dick

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>too long 120.02s

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>not naming ur fuken webms

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>not spoofing filenames

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>> No.12249879

>whipped cream on cheese cake

>> No.12249881

>double eyelids


>> No.12249898

muh dik

>> No.12249904

I'm still taking webm requests, but I'm going to bed so delivery will be tomorrow

>> No.12249908

>double eyelids


also those people look korean as fuck

>> No.12249911

The men still manage to be more attractive than the women

>> No.12249916

Theyre chinks

All asians except japanese have been copying the korean standard set in media, so its pretty hard to tell.

>> No.12249918

Live in a white neighborhood

>> No.12249994

how does she get out?

>> No.12250032

The Korean bowl haircut is ugly as fuck. I hope it doesn't spread.

>> No.12250058

Way too late to say that

>> No.12250115

It is a Vietnamese song.

>> No.12250158

> cancer-causing chemicals
every chemical causes cancer these days
> refined wood pulp
did you faggots mean fiber? it doesn't matter where it came from when the fiber is purified

>> No.12250205


>> No.12250328

kodoku no gurume
watch it
a show about dude eating food
also apparently all the shops featured do actually exist in real life

>> No.12250331

>kodoku no gurume
Thanks. Will be sure to watch it.

>> No.12250398

That is some crappy-looking pizza.

>> No.12250400
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You have autism.
Just wanted to let you know.

>> No.12250405

That's because she's been trying to film the perfect shot, had to let the pizza get cold, then threw it out

>> No.12250421

Isn't that because they have to fit all that information on the box/bottle?

>> No.12250433

Nothing wrong with cold pizza, but that particular pizza wouldn't have been good at any temperature.

>> No.12250435

>cake mix

>> No.12250441

prob vegan

>> No.12250453

Greeks use olive oil for nearly everything.

>> No.12250456

white power

>> No.12250460


Binging with Babish is pretty good

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>> No.12250467

huh are you american or something?

>> No.12250469

did you see the 3 meat patties too? dumbass

>> No.12250484

she has to wait for the yearly typhoon to wash everything away

>> No.12250497

Broad had the hands of a pig beast, would you expect her to not find a way to cram more sugar on the plate?

>> No.12250504

>egg is just a supporting character
get out

>> No.12250528

>look at me, I'm vegan and better than everyone else.
>can't even distinguish an obvious regular person from a vegetarian
If I've learned one thing from the vegans here is that the diet has a noticeable detrimental effect on the brain.
That, or it was malfunctioning in the first place, causing veganism.

>> No.12250529

that one guy who finishes all of his sentences with an upward inflection. holy hell is he annoying to listen to, but his videos are solid.

>> No.12250566

I expected the pills to be in a plastic bag

>> No.12250606

That wouldn't change the wasted space vs actual product much.

>> No.12250624

That would still be useless plastic packaging

>> No.12250633

>That gallon jug looking like a mug in his hand
Damn, Shaq is huge.

>> No.12250659
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I thought about shopping some chicken in his hands while he looked like this, but it's no fun if he's actually holding some.

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Yep, this is the brand. Read the ingredients.
Its fucking disgusting. I made a breakfast casserole with it and it was absolutely ruined. Could only eat a few bites before throwing it out, it was that bad.

>> No.12250711

I assumed those were soy protein patties.

>> No.12250733

is that the jew girl from the avocado restaurant webm?

>> No.12250737

what the fuck is she saying? "bela"?

>> No.12250755

I kinda want to know too, but no clue where it's from. Thought she probably said pizza, but I'm not lipreader.

>> No.12250853

Joke's on the white guy. He either keeps doing that and dies after 4 sandwiches or he leaves to go puke or give up.

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>> No.12250861

based housekiposter

>> No.12250876

Based Shaq-Attack

>> No.12250888

that looks so fucking delicious
Based Terry

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>Shaq is huge.

>> No.12250936

Man, these guys could carry me around in one of their pockets.

>> No.12250946

what the fuck? I wonder if they wanted to embarrass their father because they knew they were on camera

>> No.12250968

Mark Wiens

>> No.12250975

it cant be

>> No.12250976

God forbid he ruin the sanctity of these stupid ass threads.

>> No.12250977

Cooking with Mama Donna

>> No.12250984

>the generation "selfie or it didn't happen"

>> No.12250990

>recipe includes some fucking wacky shit like 'hearts of palm'
Thanks for immediately letting me know this recipe is shit

>> No.12251004

>palm hearts
Flyover detected.

>> No.12251026

That's 'The Terminal' I believe.

>> No.12251027


>> No.12251030

(it isnt btw)

>> No.12251074

Same as /pol/'s ironic "Now that the dust has settled" meme.
>2016 election
>been a week
>Now that the dust has dettled, was Trump a good president?

>> No.12251085

She's obviously saying "pizza" is some stupid fucking voice because she thinks it's cute. God I fucking hate women so much. Thank God I'm gay.

>> No.12251119

I know it's common for lesbians to hate men, but I hadn't heard of gay guys hating women.

>> No.12251128

he's a big guy

>> No.12251135

Not common.
I have met a few misogynist gay men, though

>> No.12251151

b idiots

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I love Taran

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mah nigga. He is pretty neato

>> No.12251267

Uncanny with that huge mouth. She looks like a disney cartoon.

>> No.12251320

post the one with the frog and the chink

>> No.12251357

Its nice for beating your meat

>> No.12251381

Alright, I'll go back to cooking with diesel.

>> No.12251410

Are they whiter or are they whiter by contrast? Though you may have a point, asians seem to have darker teeth.

>> No.12251423

Its what sells tickets.

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>> No.12251566

the cook must be part mexican im guessing

>> No.12251570

>hearts of palm
>wacky shit
Come on, anon.

>> No.12251577

can you imagine the sheer weirdness of being in a series of meetings with 7-figure executives discussing baked potatoes without a shred of irony as an absolute slam dunk for the chain

>> No.12251594

how in the hell does this kind of filth not violate youtube's TOS

>> No.12251602

the slight camera zoom gets me every time

>> No.12251624

Reminds me of that anime about the kid from a tonkatsu restaurant that was also a DJ.

>> No.12251720


Retarded and about to cry.

>> No.12251740

Last time I was in a Taco Bell there was some sort of corporate walk-thru where like 6 people in expensive as fuck suits with perfect corporate appearances who would never be caught dead eating that garbage were walking all around and commenting on this and that, saying things like "Yes the Baja slush should be a big draw for the summer" and "Are the crunchwrap cheetos sliders a necessary feature?"

I had to get the fuck out of there, it was so goddamn unsettling.

>> No.12251835

this is lame. glad he ded irl tho. his son gave up entirely to so it's all gone. it was sad the way he went, that was horrible. I feel bad for his family as they are all dirt poor.

>> No.12251865

That would make a good short story

>> No.12252121


So Jewish it's kosher.

>> No.12252130

What? What's the story here?

>> No.12252142


>> No.12252160

he was on his way to the egg shack one morning and was hit by a car in a fatal accident. he didnt come out of the coma so they had to pull the plug on him.

>> No.12252173
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>Egg Lord is dead and the Prince Who Was Promised abandoned the fort

>> No.12252181


ReviewBrah's autistic japanese cousin?

>> No.12252184


Bretty cute.

>> No.12252462

he was taken from us to soon

>> No.12252610
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>> No.12252709

Like a weird Pannacotta I guess.

>> No.12252896


>> No.12252902

Quang tran

>> No.12253012

I condition my hair with it and use it to beat off in the shower. It's a multipurpose wonderfood.

>> No.12253058

>Cuts off the shitty fat bit to feed his girl

>> No.12253078
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Shaw is small time.

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>> No.12253170

Is it okay to use as lube

>> No.12253181

Are you black
Black people always smell like coconut oil and BO

>> No.12253211

top kek.

fucking why? what a goddamn idiot.

>> No.12253263

>"Did we creep you out?"
I'm creeped out that you're telling me what to feel.

>> No.12253293

Is she saying "penis"?

>> No.12253325

He died idiot, show some respect
Btw stale pasta

>> No.12253332

Post more beast

>> No.12253346
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He has many world records.

>> No.12253348

Literally the funniest shit I've seen all year

>> No.12253359

I miss the old joey threads.

>> No.12253365
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>> No.12253370

What is inside the bottle ?

>> No.12253375

Maple Syrup.

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>> No.12253483

tabasco isnt hot only 3k scovilles or so.
its like vinegar if you eat 60k+ on a regular base.

>> No.12253501

looks like a scat vid
what is this ?

>> No.12253502

That's the habanero tobasco.

>> No.12253504

This webm with sound is one of the most unholy things I have ever witnessed.

>> No.12253508

chorizo meat.

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>> No.12253592

>food redditors eat

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>> No.12253633

>3 ingredients
>here is how it's constructed

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The cross section looks like hulk hogan

>> No.12253662

>good steak cut by pretentious prick wearing NBC gloves on lacquered tree stump before being ruined with more cheese than steak, then being sprinkled with fried pork

Killing this man is justifiable homicide right?

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>> No.12253666

>shows how its made
>shows the same fucking thing

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>> No.12253736

So this is the food horror thread?

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>> No.12253753

They ruined it

>> No.12253757

Lol, let me guess limes are just hipster lemons?

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>> No.12253789

everything in this looks good

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It's gross no matter how many times I see it

>> No.12253810

I've never understood why you always post this as an example of hipsters. Just because one guy has a tattoo and a striped shirt?

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Everyone must see it.

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>> No.12253826

Please stop. You're making me nauseous

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So like pasta. Or bread. Tortillas are fucking boring.

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>> No.12253839

Dude. That looks SO viral

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>> No.12253856

>that'll be $6000 plus $50 for the pods, each

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Henry's Kitchen


>> No.12253971 [DELETED] 

this fat slob clearly shouldn't be eating so much fat and carbs

>> No.12253982 [DELETED] 

>i'm too lazy to roll up a burrito so i add more tortilla

>> No.12254001

Looks ok for the first plate of the night

>> No.12254012

this is beautiful

>> No.12254025

And the only green thing is the pickles in the tartar sauce.

>> No.12254027

It's a buffet. I'm not going to a buffet to stuff myself with salad

>> No.12254035

I'm so sucking fungry

>> No.12254049

Exactly. The buffet sets cheap fillers like salad, bread ect. so dummys fill up on it so they dont go for the expensive shit like prime rib or other choice cuts of meat or seafood.

>> No.12254057

The best buffets are (real) chinese buffets. The ones that actual Chinese people from China go to. They have (good) lobster and crab. It's amazing.

>> No.12254068



I didn't believe you. Fuck, why didn't I just believe you!?!

>> No.12254084

blood curdling

>> No.12254101

universal suffrage was a mistake

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My picks would be Food Wishes, Joshua Weissman, Alex (french guy) and Aden Films

>> No.12254221

That much sodium would really wreck your electrolyte balance and send you blood pressure sky high when it pulled all the intracellular fluid into the interstitia and vasculature

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>> No.12254469

Jun's Kitchen

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>> No.12254514

Bone marrow is awesome!

>> No.12254607


What a sad and miserable life.

>> No.12254628

Hey incels, guess which one is the alpha and which one is the beta? Now... which one are you?

>> No.12254635

Narrator: Despite his size, this giant was not immune to the pain of simple hot sauce

>> No.12254641

A Wendy's baked potato is one of the great values in American fast food

>> No.12254648

"Tastes so good you'll want to cheat on your partner"

>> No.12254661

Umm.... hello, theater popcorn

>> No.12254666

Takes a human about 3 seconds

>> No.12254670

Seriously, you have to have no respect for yourself to make the same fake stupid face every time you eat something as if everything you eat is super good and you never eat anything bad

>> No.12254677

Obummer, having to reach into his pocket to pay for food for the first time in 15 years

>> No.12254679

where did you get that information?

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>> No.12254690

he was such a bitch in this

>> No.12254706

I love bone marrow. Why are these faggots masking the taste of the marrow with all sorts of gay ass shit? You only need crispy bread, salt, pepper, maybe some parsley.

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>> No.12254802

The initial point is somewhat valid, then he shits the bed when he tries to expand on it.
>the right consistency
OK, what do you mean by this? What is the right consistency?
>it brings it all together
That's not very remarkable for a flatbread product.

I've had some amazing tortillas cooked on a hammered surface over a mesquite fire. Little char pockets with enough gluten development to give the tender inside some chew combined for wonderful texture, and the subtle mesquite smoke flavor that they picked up went well with butter and honey, salsa, chiles, pretty much anything. I could see where some lovingly crafted tortillas could be a base for some high quality food, where the varied qualities are integral to the dishes. Just toasting a piece of flat bread in a pan is all fine and good, but it's not going to get you to a 50 Euro dish on its own.

>> No.12254819

where does he hide the bodies?

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>> No.12254956

Food Wishes

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>> No.12255084

It never gets old and actually looks good when you're hungry.

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no mexibros no

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>> No.12255487

who the fuck

>> No.12255499

I feel bad for his anus.

>> No.12255556

Don't buy fast food m8. Go to a mom & pop/corner store that does takeaway and you can get a burger that actually looks like the picture for half the price. You'll be in and out in 5 mins top and there are no queues.

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>> No.12255887

Perhaps it's because the food presented there appears to be actually healthy, compared to the vast majority of food posted here, and thus associated with hipsters? dunno

>> No.12255912

fucking kek

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>> No.12256194

Why can't blacks handle spice

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I think she's attractive too.

>> No.12256658

Funny how the only people who can afford this werent shown in the video. White people.

>> No.12256698

>using the knife blade to push shit aside on the board

Pls no.

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