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>when you order the family meal but it's all for you

>> No.12243217

Based pigging out toadposter

>> No.12243616
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>4 fortune cookies

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>>12243616
fourchan cookies

>> No.12243678

>>12243154
>Delivery arrives
>"Good timing! My wife and four children should be arriving home in less than ten minutes! I hate this junk food crap myself, but they consider it a real treat."

>> No.12243706

>>12243648
what's wrong with his mouth?

>> No.12243710

>>12243678
Do people do this? I heard some fatties actually bother calling out "PIZZAS HERE!" to the back of the house

>> No.12243711

>>12243706
Nothing.

>> No.12243732

>>12243706
some people just have big fucking mouths. have you seen steven tyler?

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>>12243710
I do this, sometimes with family meals I order different types of soda in an attempt to make it look like I'm buying for multiple people. There is another way to hide your shame fellow fatties.

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12245111

>when you make a pizza and have it all to yourself

Living the dream, and much cheaper than delivery

>> No.12245112

>>12245108
Have you ever tried the "I didn't order this???? Oh well, I'll just pay for it so you didn't waste your time" trick?

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>order side dishes and meals separately so it's less obvious that everything is for me
>they put it all in 1 container anyway
They always see right through it, why bother hiding your fatty tendencies

>> No.12245123

>>12243710
When I was morbidly obese, I used to just look the driver in the eye and just say that the multiple pizzas, thickshakes, sides might look like they're for multiple people, but they're all for me.
They'd get a kick out of it, maybe eye the waistline and go "Hah, I believe it".

There's no point being miserable and fat. You may as well have fun with it.

>> No.12245125

>>12245111
>pizza
That's a cheese bread

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>>12245125
That’s the crust

>> No.12245139

>>12245134
you made bread champ, try make a pizza base properly next time although it still looks good to eat.

>> No.12245143

>>12245139
Ok thanks I’ll make a pizza tomorrow, maybe stretch it much wider. You’ll see it

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>>12243154
>order a family chicken tendy and a family cheese curd from culvers

>> No.12245233

>>12243678
>>12243154
>be skeleton
>decide to eat Papa John's since I already had domino's and pizzahut
>get 2 large pies and cheese sticks
>delivery man is too stupid to enter the building (in a white neighborhood) so I have to walk to him
>it's a Mexican
>open the door to grab the pizza
>you must have a big family
>instantly give him a dirty look and say it's all for me
>give him a 1$ tip and never order from there again
>pizza wasn't even good

>> No.12245236

>>12245134
>>12245111
Not only is the Crust crumb of a basic bread consistency, you failed to put on a proper cheese to sauce ratio, and looks like you blended everything together and smeared it on like butter. What a gods damned mess. This is not pizza.

>> No.12245250

>>12245236
give me a recipe

>> No.12245318

>>12245250
he won't, all people do on this board is critique without attempting to help you improve.

>> No.12245420

>>12245318
Has a recipe been posted on /ck/ in its entire history?