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>cracks open
>immediately smell hops
>take a whiff
>hops smell so strong I have no more nose hairs

>> No.12242874

>busted an imperial IPA bottle while stocking it on a cart
>immediate hop smell permeates the backroom of the store

>> No.12242876

>>12242863
How could you expect otherwise with that branding

>> No.12242881

Yum

>> No.12242907

>>12242876
I like hops though so...

>> No.12242947
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12242947

people who like the overbearing ultra hopped up beers are just fuckin' beer snobs. that shit isn't palatable at all. tryhard swill.

>> No.12243199

>>12242947
this IS the truth

>> No.12243219
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12243219

>bottle drops on the floor and shatters
>hundreds of hops sprouts spring up and cover whole house jumanji style

>> No.12243227

>>12242863
>crack open
>immediately pour it down the sink because IPAs are hipster garbage

>> No.12243256
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12243256

IPAs are so 2012. Stouts are where it's at!

>> No.12243355

>>12242947
This. IPA's can be good if they're well balanced, but most of them are just there for tryheard neckbeards to show off by drinking the bitterest sludge they can find.

>> No.12244154

>>12243355
I like to sip on a good IPA but I can’t chug the real hoppy ones

>> No.12244208

>>12244154
The problem is the market is so saturated with IPAs these days, and everybody is just trying to out hop everyone else. Also I feel like it's just a way to excuse lazy brewing, just dump a pile of hops into your subpar beer and call it an India "whatever" Ale. It's getting kinda played out at this point

>> No.12244279

>>12243256
is this a klan member molotov?

>> No.12244296

IPA makes you fat, makes your farts, shits, and body sweat smell like hops. I dont really drink IPA anymore.

>> No.12244461

I just like IPAs cause they get me drunk quicklly While tasting better than Steel Resereves

>> No.12244532

>>12244461
If that's all you care about then drink cheap vodka or box wine.

>> No.12244623

>>12244532
I would but I have no self control