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What can I get you, hun?

>> No.12242369

>>12242363
Chicken fried steak and eggs, scrambled.

>> No.12242370

A nigger

>> No.12242376

>>12242363
She has a titty-do.

>> No.12242379

>>12242363
I'll give you $20 for the panties you're wearing.

>> No.12242380

how about a succcck on your belly button ehehheh

I want me some dirty lint heh

>> No.12242388

>>12242363
Holly shat look at those orangutan arms.

Oops where are my manners. Black coffee, white toast, and the morning paper luv.

>> No.12242390

I'll take the chicken fried steak, eggs over easy, sourdough toast, dry, and hashbrowns

>> No.12242437

>>12242363
Chamomile tea with Stevia

>> No.12242453

Full English and a cuppa tea thanks sweet cheeks

>> No.12242466

>>12242363
Orange juice, scrambled eggs with fried spam and some toast

>> No.12242471

>>12242363
Sweetroll with Black Briar mead

>> No.12242478

"Enjoy your meal"

"Thanks, you too"

*cringe*

>> No.12242498

hepatitis C probably

>> No.12242506

Diner style omelette, orange juice, coffee, and some rye toast

>> No.12242565

>>12242379
This. And another 20 for a bump of meth

>> No.12242579

>>12242363
Biscuits and gravy, thanks, and leave the coffee pot.

>> No.12242587

>>12242363
Ham and cheese omelet with tomatoes. Double order of hash Browns. Side of pancakes and a hot chocolate please.

>> No.12242922

>>12242363
I'll try the turkey, heh

>> No.12242955

>>12242363
Bacon cheeseburger babe

>> No.12242965

>>12242369
>scrambled

If you ask for scrambled where I'm from, you would get an ass whoopin

>> No.12242969

Ahh well I've never been to an American Diner before
What would you recommend?

>> No.12242972

>>12242965
What kind of shithole is that?

>> No.12242978

>>12242390
Are you me?

>> No.12242981

>>12242363
Uhh, could you get me the wine list first? I like to pair my food with the wine on offering.

>> No.12243064
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12243064

>>12242363

I want my mommy!

>> No.12243076
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12243076

cheese omelette with mushrooms and onions
eggs and bacon
pancakes with syrup
glass of milk

>> No.12243107

>>12242363
Biscuts and gravy, 2 over easy eggs, hashbrowns, ham and one of your best brraaapps in my face for dessert.

>> No.12243188

>>12242363
I'll have some pancakes with maple syrup and a glass of orange juice

And I'll have my coffee blacked

>> No.12243201

>>12242369
>scrambles a perfectly good egg
Faggot detected

>> No.12243202

>>12242587
Holy fuck are you a fatty. At least drink black coffee instead.

>> No.12243214

>>12242969
Look at the menu retard

>> No.12243223

>>12242388
imagine the massages

>> No.12243245
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>>12242363
Shit on a shingle over rye toast. Side of hash browns, chocolate milk and coffee.

No, RYE toast.

>> No.12243249

>>12242969
You're yolking right?

American diners aren't exactly known for high class. They are known for hash browns and massive quantities of breakfast food. Also, if they have chicken-fried steak with gravy I'd recommend it.

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>>12243076
>putting eggs in your omelette

>> No.12243323

Double espresso and a glass of water

>> No.12243327

>>12242363
I'd be afraid to drink the water.
>I'm good.
>waitress looks at me with confusion and resentment
>I'm just here for the company
>Tell me about yourself

>> No.12243333

>>12242363
I'll have the mushroom burger with onion rings, chili fries and a 1/2 and 1/2 root beer and dr.pepper

>> No.12243346

>>12243333
look at those god damn numbers

>> No.12243347

>>12242363
Slice of pie if you make any.

Last place i used to go to just buys their pies from sprouts

I felt real retarded one day when i swung by for a slice of pie to-go only to watch the waitress pull out a half eaten pie from its sprouts box and throw it in the microwave. Then she put it into a togo container and charged me 5 bucks for it. She did it all painstakingly slow, too. I am pretty sure she does heroin.

The pie itself tasted like whatever it was sitting next to in the fridge.

>> No.12243349

>>12242363
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>> No.12243351

>>12243305
really made me think

>> No.12243356
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12243356

>>12243351
fuck your brain, nigger

>> No.12243362

>>12242363
Chunked and capped hash browns

>> No.12243374

>>12243347
Fuck thinking about that is irritating me for some reason.

I have been on/ck/ since i got up this morning and now its 2pm already, how?

>> No.12243407

>>12243305
Wow. The audacity on this one

>> No.12243415

>>12242363
FUCK YOU LADY IM A MONGOL NOT A HUN

>> No.12243422

>>12243415
more like mongrel, you inbred piece of garbage.

>> No.12243537

>>12242363
I'll take a short stack of pancakes, sausage, and eggs over hard, with milk to drink.

>> No.12244335

>>12242978
Maybe, are you gay? And cute?

>> No.12244367

>>12242380
huh?

>> No.12244395

>>12242969
Fucking retard shut the fuck up dumbass

>> No.12244468

>>12243349
We serve food here sir.

>> No.12244626
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>>12242363

>> No.12244650

BLT on wheat with swiss, guac and a fried egg if that's cool. Fries, black coffee.

>> No.12244665

>>12242363
Coffee, 4 eggs over easy, and a whole plate of bacon, please.

>> No.12244680

>>12242363
Directions to the nearest non shithole

>> No.12244732

>>12242363
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

>> No.12244784

>>12242363
So this is what Dax's Diner looks like in the flesh, huh? Do y'all serve Slingers here? Too bad. I'll go for anything that is frozen and they gotta fry and a can of Coke with a cup of ice, thanks.

>> No.12244797

>>12243214
>>12244395
samefag

>> No.12244903

Just a coffee. And are the donuts here any good love?

>> No.12244906

>>12242369
>he gets his steak scrambled

>> No.12244935

>>12243349
>not dragging it through the garden

>> No.12244939

>>12242363
Tomorrows sunday so me and my dad and brother will be going to our fav diner for breakfast.

I will prob get something plain and light. Grits tomatoes eggs and a CFS.

>> No.12244954

>>12244939
>Something light
>Grits, Tomatoes, Eggs, and a CFS
Fucking Americans
Won't knock it though, sounds fucking delicious desu
The US is weird in that I feel like better food is usually served in more rundown or unassuming places, I bet diner CFS is really good

>> No.12244958

>>12244954
Same thing in London desu. Never get a breakfast at a resturant. A greasy spoon cafe near a motorway will do one 10x better for 10x cheaper.
Just follow any old construction worker on the outskirts of london

>> No.12244960

>>12244954
That seemed a somewhat more universal thing, hole in the walls and the likes generally do better quality than a lot of high end tourist places.

>> No.12244961

>>12244954
Trust me its a lot lighter than what people usually get. Im intentionally skipping the pile of home fries and toast. Not to mention if you order something like a ribeye steak breakfast....

Sometimes i feel like a runt not being able to keep up with the eats, but id rather not have a fucking stroke at 40.

>> No.12244974

>>12244960
>>12244958
Different here (Austria)
The good places are good, and the alright places are alright, at least in Wien

>>12244961
Christ
I respect it though desu, I'm not knocking the portion size

>> No.12245063
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12245063

>>12242363
Bacon and 2 sunny side up eggs with maple syrup drizzled on top, sweetie.

>> No.12245099

why ya'll ragging on the lady in the pic, i'm sure she's a sweet lady, old ladies from the diner are always super nice and motherly

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>>12242363
do you carry soylent?

>> No.12245222

WELL BLESS YOUR HEART

>> No.12245223

Eggs over easy, sourdough toast, sausage patties, black coffee, and an orange.

>> No.12245227

Also biscuits and gravy and coffee black

>> No.12245228

>>12243202
You really think at that point changing the hot chocolate matters?

>> No.12245912
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12245912

Yeah ill have a steaming hunk of walrus hide, 2 cups of catfish stinkbait, a nice hot beer and a shot of malort.

>> No.12245918

>>12244395
based

>> No.12245935

Yeah, I'll take a chicken fried steak, hashbrowns with two over-medium eggs on top, and a couple biscuits for the table? Thank you

>> No.12245937

I'll die, if you don't mind

>> No.12245942

>>12242363
definitely not beef or pork thats for sure. haha
*badum tiss*

>> No.12245946

>>12242380
are you gonna air fry it? heh

>> No.12246081

>>12242437
Based and meth-pilled.

>> No.12246119

>>12242370
"Sorry sug those nigs done already knocked up all our white waitresses and left town"

>> No.12246158

>>12245099
Theres a good chance that "old lady" is not even 50 and just did a lot of drugs