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>makes your throat feel like broken glass
what the actual hell is wrong with people who like this shit?

>> No.12242008

>>12241997
What are you talking about?

>> No.12242028

>>12242008
You don't get the Jagged Glass Surprise™ brand?

>> No.12242032
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>>12241997
>makes your throat feel like broken glass
What?

>> No.12242033

>>12241997
You're supposed to eat it in the shower

>> No.12242035

>>12242008
some yellow tropical fruits have proteases that irritate mucosal membranes. Pineapple is the classic
OP is a whiny bitch

>> No.12242036

How much of your total body mass needs to be soi for a mango to be too acidic for you?

>> No.12242068
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12242068

I recently developed a similar allergy to certain fruits in my late 20s. All the good shit I love, apples, cherries, kiwi, etc. I would call it 'broken glass' but rather a a mild itch. It sucks, because I really want to eat that stuff but I know I'll have to pay for it.

Oddly, citrus is fine but I always hated oranges. God is punishing me.

>> No.12242072

>>12241997
i think you have an actual food allergy

>> No.12242081

>>12241997
>makes your throat feel like broken glass
I eat those almost everyday and never felt anything similar, the sole discomfort I know is that it's hard to clean my teeth because the fibers don't want to get out

>> No.12242083

Start smoking. It will kill those nerves

>> No.12242352

>>12241997
You didn't happen to eat a fake, glass one by mistake, did you?

>> No.12242358

>>12242352
My shame knows no bounds.

>> No.12242396

Lol, dude is allergic. My mom went through the same thing with bananas. They'd make the roof of her mouth itch and she always wondered why people would force themselves to eat it if it put them in agony.

>> No.12242397

>>12242068
>I recently developed a similar allergy to certain fruits in my late 20s.
I can't eat anything except berries now or my skin gets flaky and itchy. Started happening in my early 20s. I used to eat a lot of fruit as a kid so not sure what happened, or if stress could've caused it.

>> No.12242403

>>12242068
I'd commit die if I developed an allergy to cherries. I eat a bag a day during the season. Also, how do people developed allergies? I find that weird.

>> No.12242404

Not everyone is allergic to them you fuckhead. That feeling in your throat is your body telling you not to eat them, are you too autistic to get that?

>> No.12242409

>>12242404
Your throat does not have its own conscious ass clown.

>> No.12242430

>>12242404
"Mr. I only drink my coffe black" over here

>> No.12242447

>>12242409
>does not have its own conscious ass clown.
The ass clown in my throat is in a coma, so this checks out

>> No.12242493

>>12241997
t.throatlet

>> No.12242517

>>12242068
Im pretty sure im allergic, or at least hyper sensitive to caffeine. I used to love coffee as a teen with a slight bit of cream, if nothing but the godly flavor, but now everytime i try it i get heart arrhythmias or tachycardia. It feels like my heart is gonna ecplode, or my heart feels weak. I love coffee, but i also dont wanna die so i understand your fucking pain.

>> No.12242547

>>12242036
It's an allergic reaction and soy isn't filtered here, fag

>> No.12242549

>>12242068
Probably OAS, not that knowing that will help you.

>> No.12242555

>>12241997
don't go near any poison ivy, OP

>> No.12243485

the only fruit i get reaction to is kiwi

>> No.12243542

>>12243485
Sorry and who the fuck asked you?

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>>12242403
>I can eat a bag during the season

May this affliction visit you soon, anon.

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>>12241997
Your'e supposed to take bites, not shove the whole thing down your throat

>> No.12244864

>>12242517
try a fat line of cocaine instead : 3

>> No.12244893

>>12241997
you have shit mango. try wild mango. it was God tier

>> No.12245618

>>12242397
Diabetes.

>> No.12245623

>>12242068
>apples, cherries, kiwi
Kiwi is just natural irritation.
I assume you're also allergic to pears, peaces, plums and apricots, right?
And you have an allergy to birch/maple pollen too?

>> No.12245671

>>12245618
I doubt it. I don't have any issues eating grains, even if I just eat a big bowl of oatmeal. I also developed problems when eating potatoes/tomatoes.

>> No.12245678

>>12242068
Fag

>> No.12245687
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>>12245623
y...yes.

Can you tell me how and when I will die?

>> No.12245907

>>12245671
I doubt it's the fruit and vegetables themselves and more what they're processed in (if bought at a regular supermarket) or how they're stored.

Try the same stuff from a farmer's market, see if it has the same effect.

>> No.12245923

>>12242068
>>12241997
Allergies are for genetic failures. Don't breed.

>> No.12245984

>>12245923
It's okay. Probably wasn't gonna get to anyway.

>> No.12246025

>>12245907
I was eating fruit that a friend grew with no pesticides or anything and it still happened

>> No.12246032

>>12245984
Also I think it might just be like how some people have trouble digesting lactose, but it's fructose that causes problems for me

>> No.12246036

>>12246032
Meant for >>12246025

>> No.12246121

>>12245687
anal cavity implosion