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do you go grocery shopping

>> No.12236947

>>12236939
For me it’s Christ Zero, the perfect zero calorie savior. Amen.

>> No.12236949

>>12236939
Churches should be burned to the ground

>> No.12236967

>>12236939
>bowing to mr fucking pibb

>> No.12236980

>>12236939
If I had to be crucified, I'd want to be crucified on a cross made of Dr. Pibb

>> No.12236984
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>Churches should be burned to the ground

>> No.12236993

>>12236967
Only muricans do this shit...

>> No.12237020

>>12236939
do american bibles really teach that jesus died on a cross of mr pibb?

>> No.12237024

>>12237020
Don’t be ridiculous, it says he died on a Coca-Cola cross of course.

>> No.12237025

>>12236993
I'm a burger and I would never stoop so low as to venerate Mr Pibb. At least bow to 7-Up or something.

>> No.12237031

>>12236980
Mr Pibb is not a doctor. Do not allow him to preform operations on you.

>> No.12237034
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>>12236939
Yes, I posted my most recent shopping receipt. Here it is again for anyone to mock, question or be inspired by.

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>>12236967
Mr Pibb died for you! Bow you ungrateful heathen!

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>>12237024
this would be funny if it wasn't for the fact amerilards actually thing this

>> No.12237068

>>12237034
could have got all of that in aldi or lidl and spent half as much

>> No.12237112

>>12237034
>in Bongistan they charge you £0.50 for being a large shopper
How fat are you anon?

>> No.12237122
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>>12237034
>ONIONS

>> No.12237208

>>12237034
Where's the sales tax? If that were my receipt it would be 8% more.
>inb4 blue state shithole
Nope I live in the poorest state in the union, ironically the most red as well.

>> No.12237231

>>12237208
No surprises there. Conservatism requires you be a drooling retard to support it. Either a poor drooling retard wholly dedicated to his own enslavement or a corporate slave owner who pays lip service to the ideals so the drooling retards keep voting in politicians he controls through bribery.

>> No.12237243

>>12237231
let's definitely just import low iq criminals en masse
that will solve all our problems!

>> No.12237357

>>12237122
What's wrong with onions. do you dislike that it's not more specific. especially with individual vegetebles and fruits, they don't often have specific names most places I go because it can change pretty often

>> No.12237365

>>12237357
Onions is wordfilter replacement for söy that was previously sitewide and still persists on many boards, brainlet.

>> No.12237370

>>12237365
okay

>> No.12237373

>>12237034
>£

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>>12237020
>do americans

>> No.12237453

Imagine praying to an icon of commercialism masquerading as an icon of religion.

>implying you wouldn't pray at the Altar of Bangs

>> No.12237563

>>12236949
t. Varg

>> No.12237569

>>12237386
But don't they?

>> No.12237586

>>12237569
They do. They literally worship soda and fast food.