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For my son, it's the costco rotisserie chicken

>> No.12233316

What a beautiful little man, OP. Make sure not to let him slide into degeneracy and self hate.

>> No.12233328

>>12233316
He has two older sisters. the only thing they agree on is they like their brother.

>> No.12233335

>>12233310
>bringing a child into the world in the trump era
Yikes.

>> No.12233336

>>12233310
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG. GET YOUR SEX TROPHY OFF MY BOARD

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>>12233328
>>12233310
>posting your child on 4chan
gross

>> No.12233348

>>12233335
>having trump always on your mind
yikes

>> No.12233355

>>12233328
>2 daughters
Good luck :(

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>>12233335
Oh no, Donald Trump! Well....better stop having kids, I guess

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>>12233335
>t.

>> No.12233427

>>12233355
If they burn the coal they will pay the toll.

>> No.12233469

>>12233328
>tfw have 2 daughters
I really want a son, cu/ck/s. How do I make this happen?

>> No.12233479

>>12233469
My uncle gave up after three daughters. He was a gambler, but knew enough when it was time to walk away from the table.

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Imagine taking a photo of your son and posting it on the cooking board of 4chan. Your son will look back at this and 20 years and feel shame.

>> No.12233601

>>12233310
You should be locked up for felony child abuse for condoning shitting out a spawn given the dystopian world they'll experience, let alone posting them here. Go spread the crime of your breeding on facebook.

>> No.12233607
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>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall

>> No.12233735

>>12233310
>having white children
Stupid racist piece of shit, I hope he gets his head bashed in.

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>>12233310
beautiful white child, god bless you anon. we made our baby food, i hope you do so as well!! he deserves it!
>>12233335
>pic related
>>12233336
you realize this board is actually an extension of reddit at this point right? >>>/r9k/ if you have lost your way
>>12233347
yeah weird but ok i guess, i wouldnt do it

>> No.12233768

>>12233427
It never turns out any other way. Make sure to teach them right, my friend.

>> No.12233785

>>12233310
You should be on facebook if you actually wanna share pictures of your kids.

>> No.12233788

>>12233469
You can't, you're a bitch boy that makes vaginas, kek. Or you can get 2 more times and hope the last one is a boy. Both of my brothers and their wives wanted a girl, both got 3 boys. I have a boy, thank God, and ended up with the only girl and I'm worried.

Lul, have you read the
>if you have a daughter, you're a cuck
pasta?

>> No.12233797

>>12233335
>using "yikes"
Shut the fuck up normalfag.

>> No.12233802

>>12233347
>4chan
Check again, faggot.

>> No.12233836

>>12233802
but I'm on p.4chan.org

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>>12233310
what about the wal mart rotisserie chicken?

>> No.12234682

>>12233310
my kids wont eat it unless its shredded with bbq.
also the reason why I cook more.

>> No.12234825

>>12233335
GUARANTEED (YOU)S

>> No.12234841

this thred made me lole but please delet this board is not for sharing pictures of toddlers ur thinking of /tv/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12235562

>>12233310
name?

>> No.12235567

>>12233310
your son is going to grow up as a twink sissy bitch, might as well put him in a dress now

>> No.12235575

>>12233469
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>> No.12235597

>>12235575
There it is. Thank you, God bless.

>> No.12235603

>>12234841
fuck off

>> No.12235705

>>12233310
>>12233328
Hope your son gets his noodle cooked by a grimy Jake and your daughters get enriched.

>> No.12235727

>>12233310

Awe, adorable OP. Congrats. But honestly you should not post a picture of your child (if this is your child) in a place like this. I remember maybe about 5 or 6 years ago on /lit/, an anon did something similar. Something to the extent of "this is my kid I am teaching him Hegel" or something haha. Anyway it degenerated into a shit show full of sick fucks. Would not recommend.


Also for the record make sure your son eats a lot of fish. Those omega 3 polyunsaturated fats will do his brain a lot of favours. In fact you should put the little fucker on a pescatarian diet for a while instead of feeding him hormone pumped chicken cocks that will make him fat, pimple faced, and induce gynomastia which will inevitably lead to all his classmates bullying him.
If that isn't your kid you are a piece of shit.

>> No.12235736

>>12235727
>on /lit/
>a child reading Hegel
Oh shit, did I do that?

>> No.12235738

>>12235736

lol, did you?

>> No.12235750

>>12235738
It was on some video chatroom that /lit/ set up, about 4 years ago. (IIRC, Fatherdubs was one of the main contributors back then.) I was reading my kid Ulysses and Gravity's Rainbow 4tl, but I may have shoved Hegel in as well.

>> No.12235757

>>12235750

kek, I don't think that was you but genuinely hope your kid is doing well. Continue to teach him philosophy and literature.

>> No.12235779

>>12235757
aye aye cap'n

>> No.12236653

>>12235603
I LOVE YOU SALM!!!!!!!!!