/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12231549]

I need help
I just started dating this chinese girl and i really like her and want to impress her. I invited her over to watch game of thrones and i'm trying to get snacks that will be familiar to her.
I decided on sichuan hotpot.
So far i have bought a portable gas element from a kitchen supply shop and it works with my propane tank from my grill, so i'm gonna set that up on the coffee table infront of the tv. And i've already got a pretty big pot.
I'm rendering some tallow at the moment for the soup base, and i've got a load of chillis and various chilli pastes im gonna all put in there and some 'shaoxiang' wine.
I've bought a few of the things to lay out on the table, like a few plates of offal, which i'm not really used to so i'm a bit worried about, and mushrooms.
But i'm really starting to second guess this. I made a 'ching chong' joke about eating dogs on our first date and she said i was being racist but she forgave me and i was making this gesture to make it up but i'm worried she'll take it the wrong way but i feel like i've already put in so much money and effort that I kind of have to commit at this point.

What should I do? And any advice for the hotpot, or good things to drink with it? I have some 'chinese rice wine' but it says 'not for beverage use' on it so i'm unsure if she'll like it or if that's normal.

[Anonymous No.12231553]

DID NOT READ

[Anonymous No.12231569]

>>12231549
Uh wow you really think appropriating her culture will win you points in her book?

[Anonymous No.12231571]

tryingtoohard.xlsx

[Anonymous No.12231573]

>>12231549
Dude wtf, just order a pizza.
>I invited a Chinese girl over
>so I decided to make fucking hotpot.

[Anonymous No.12231575]

>>12231549
Don't do this Anon. Get potatoe chips. I really hope you are baiting

[Anonymous No.12231577]

TOO LONG

[Anonymous No.12231631]

>>12231571
Johnson, didn't I ask you to convert that to a csv by end of yesterday?

[Anonymous No.12231641]

>>12231549
Hmm sounds like she like you but are subconsciously unsure because you're not from the same ethnicity.

You should tape up the corner of your eye lids to your temples to subtly fool her subconscious into accepting you as one of their own. Use clear tape though! Other wise she might see though this cool ethnicity hack!

[Anonymous No.12231654]

>>12231549
>trolling like it's a McDonalds "Menu"
we have standards here

[Anonymous No.12231668]

kek op is so fucked

[Anonymous No.12231749]

>>12231549
Is this the biggest fucking meme or what. It's like the dish was created for youtube

[Anonymous No.12231771]

>>12231549
Dude the last thing some chinese thit wants to eat is your shitty sichuan hotpot. Literal make some homemade burgers and fries she'll probably suck you dick.

[Anonymous No.12231802]

>>12231549
First of all, don't try to make something for a guest you've never made before. Now, there's nothing inherently wrong with making a hotpot for a chink eventhough you're a cumskin if you were confident in your results having done it before. Choose a meal you know you can't fuck up and run with it.

[Anonymous No.12231830]

>American boy wants to watch a movie at my place
>I ordered 20 McChickens
You think he likes me?

[Anonymous No.12231837]

>>12231749
Yes, this dish that has been eaten in one form or another since before Ghengis fucking Khan was created for Youtube.

[JOLLIBEE© No.12231855]

>>12231830
That is insufficient. You need something more filling like CHICKENJOY®

[Anonymous No.12231875]

>>12231830
seriously .. however your dish will come out she will have tasted a better one
impress her with stuff she doesnt usually eat

i mean shes probs gonna be polite and be impressed of the effort BUT certainly not the dish

[Anonymous No.12231968]

>>12231837
Its a meme

[Anonymous No.12231981]

Man I hope you're joking. You're trying way too hard for someone you just started dating. Save this shit for down the road

[Anonymous No.12232031]

>>12231549
>I made a 'ching chong' joke about eating dogs on our first date and she said i was being racist but she forgave me
ah. damn, I laughed. so funny.

[Anonymous No.12232063]

>>12231549

no matter how good you are at cooking you won't impress a girl with it.

what is with these slackjawed faggots trying to impress women by cooking and shit.

[Anonymous No.12232065]

>>12231549
lmao omg OP you're autistic. enjoy your loneliness

[Anonymous No.12232118]

>>12231549
Probably bait but you might want to ask her if she even likes that first, or what she likes in general.

[Anonymous No.12232124]

Bitch probably just wants a burger

[Anonymous No.12232232]

>>12231549
>chinese
bug fetishists will hang

[Anonymous No.12232254]

>>12231549
Just buy a load of junk food.

[Anonymous No.12232273]

>dating a chink
consider suicide

[Anonymous No.12232845]

>>12232232
>>12232273
>dating white women

[Anonymous No.12232850]

>>12231549
Jesus christ, just make what you would cook anyways you fucking cretin

[Anonymous No.12232854]

>>12231549
>i'm trying to get snacks that will be familiar to her.
fail.

Make things you're good at, from your background. Don't fail hard trying to make something she is already used to.

[Anonymous No.12232955]

>>12231549
sunk costs are sunk dude, scrap the hotpot idea, you won't do it right
make her food you make for yourself

[Anonymous No.12232964]

>>12232063
that's totally wrong you incel. have sex