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12230996 No.12230996 [Reply] [Original]

New thread starting with fresh Sam

>> No.12232400

>>12230996

>no webms

>> No.12232419

>Its a Sam rants about Youtube commentators episode

>> No.12232427

>Inb4 surly egg kang.

>> No.12232481

>>12230996
based Sam

>> No.12232490

Eat a dick, fag fags

>> No.12232591
File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Martha's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232604
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheesemaker's mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232611
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>> No.12232685
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>> No.12232693
File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, that'll be $120 plus tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232706
File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, light snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 2.93 MB, 400x400, puff pastry shapes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232726
File: 2.66 MB, 256x256, Vaginal Thanksgiving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232733
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>> No.12232741
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232747
File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Mac and cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12232894

>>12232747
this is the third cheesy macaroni webm itt, can you burgers stop obsessing over this mundane dish

>> No.12232946

>>12232666
>>12232675
As a huge bakerfag, I can just watch these for hours

>> No.12232947

>>12232591
>>12232604
Mac and cheese is offensive enough as is, but these webms make it seem even worse.

>> No.12232959

>>12232894
Can you stop obsessing over America? No, you can't.

>> No.12232994

>>12232685
God desserts are the worst

>> No.12233014

>>12232591
i've made this and it is fuckin great but it will kill you if you eat it often enough

>> No.12233019

>>12232611
imagine the braps

>> No.12233026

>>12232894
my theory is that baked mac and cheese is just complicated enough for people who are retarded in the kitchen that they can make it and feel proud of themselves

>> No.12233031
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>>12232741
>not smoked
>rubbed once without a rest to dry brine

REEEEEEEWEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE

>> No.12233174

>>12232741
I made this once, turned out pretty good, I used a loaf of french garlic bread instead and added slices of pepper jack, it's definitely something you can't make too often without dying of a heart attack though.

>> No.12233265

>>12232726
Weird stuff. Imagine penis turkey.

>> No.12233471

>>12232994
*best

>> No.12233692
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, The Best Crunchwrap Supreme at Home _ SAM THE COOKING GUY 4K.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12232591
saving this one

>> No.12233717
File: 2.93 MB, 600x336, The Best Beef Burrito Recipe _ SAM THE COOKING GUY 4K.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12233879
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>>12233265
>Imagine penis turkey

>> No.12233897

>>12232726
Th-th-this is a blue board Anon

>> No.12233950

>>12232726
I can say i watched this

>> No.12233959
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>spending hundreds of dollars on a "food processor"
Morons.

>> No.12233969
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>> No.12234073

>>12233692
Needs sour cream and quacamole then I'd eat the shit out of that desu

>> No.12234092
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>>12232591
>>12232604
americans really eat this?

>> No.12234099

>>12233471
They ruin the aftertaste of the meal and are always bad. Sugarbutter isn't fucking good.

>> No.12234103

>>12233959
Simply chop your onions into small pieces and this thing will then chop it into smaller pieces.

>> No.12234107

>>12234092
Where do you come from that mac and cheese looks disgusting to you?

>> No.12234112

>>12234092
Yes but I use cream not just milk and skip the roux because of the cream. I also don't bake it afterwards and ruin the pasta texture by then overcooking al dente pasta for the sake of a stupid crust.

>> No.12234114

>>12234107
spain, it's just too fucking much cheese for me

>> No.12234120

>>12234114
fair enough amigo

>> No.12234204
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Which one is /ck/?

>> No.12234215

>>12234204
both
/ck/ is equal parts pretentious limp-wristed fags who substitute masculinity for embittered vitriol and boorish ravenous fatasses

>> No.12234237
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>>12234215
uuuuuh yeah that seems about right

>> No.12234298
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More Sam !!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12234332

>>12233969
Thought the same thing when he made those

>> No.12234670

>>12234204
Looks like he got out of prison. Thats how they dress ya.

>> No.12234796

>>12233959
What's the name of this sorcerous device?

>> No.12234803

>>12234204
In public I'm the left side, in private I'm the ravenous.

>> No.12234837
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>>12234332
>British "cooking"

>> No.12234876

>>12232894
It's a staple side dish in American cuisine.

>> No.12234883

>>12230996
This dude seems like a really insufferable California cocksucker.

>> No.12234891

>>12232604
Fuckin absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12234893

>>12234883
you seem like a regular old insufferable cocksucker

>> No.12234919

>>12233959
You can get a perfectly acceptable food processor that about the same size as this for like 60-70 dollars. I know your post was kind of a joke though.

>> No.12234925

>>12234893
Typical cocksucking Californian response.

>> No.12234933

>>12234925
just like a regular old cocksucker to assume california is in play

>> No.12234941
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>>12234837

>> No.12234953

>>12234933
To have cocksucking in mind this much, no wonder neither of you can keep the cocks out of your mouth

>> No.12234961

>>12234953
keep up that tone and I swear I'll suck your testicles right out through your dick

>> No.12234972

>>12233019
it always makes me lole out loud when ppl say "imagine the braps" or post a gif of some sort of sniffing animation lole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r funny

>> No.12235034
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>> No.12235060

>>12234883
Well he solely makes Cali fusion food, in California, with Californian everything. Down to his avatar having a soul patch.

Don't know what else you'd expect.

>> No.12235073
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>>12235034
I once masturbated to a cute girl eating strawberries and bananas, who then puked it all up and drank it. Your webm is somehow the worst thing I've ever seen.

>> No.12235079

>>12235073
Jack White isn't a cute girl.

>> No.12235085
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>>12235073
well the difference is the strawberry banana girl is actually cute, the woman in the other webm looks like a haggard 28 year old journalism student

>> No.12235091
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>>12235085
You take that back.

>> No.12235099

>>12232685
I love desserts, but getting "artsy" with them is just outright faggy.

>> No.12235104
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>>12235091
eugh she's trying so hard to be edgy, she looks way too old for her age

>> No.12235105

what are some good /ck/ youtube channels?

>> No.12235106

>>12235099
>loving desserts
you're already at balls-touching levels of fag, you might as well go all in

>> No.12235137
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>>12235105
The LA BEAST.

>> No.12235144

>>12235105
chef john and townsends are literally all you'll ever need
>>12235137
this is good further reading though

>> No.12235158

>>12235104
ugh my gfs cousin looks like a chubby version, I want to dick her so bad.

>> No.12235226

>>12235158
If she's chubby, odds are you could probably dick her w/o much effort.

>> No.12235240

>>12232666
>>12232675
Oh I'm fuckin' CUMMING

>> No.12235246

>>12234670
>>12234204
the clip on the right is staged

>> No.12235277

>>12234215
how long you spend looking at a thesaurus for this comment you faggot

>> No.12235278

>>12235246
everyone always says this but I never see proof

>> No.12235284

>>12235277
I didn't, I can use big boy words at will

>> No.12235285

>>12235277
keep studying for that GED there buddy

>> No.12235302

>>12235277
>pretentious
>limp-wristed fag
>substituting masculinity for embittered vitriol
Yep, checks out. Someone struck a nerve.

>> No.12235311

>>12235104
it took me 3 seconds to recognize that this bitch is psychotic

>> No.12235329

>>12235285
>>12235302
hahahaha holy shit imagine being upset about a comment that wasn't even directed at you

>> No.12235340

>>12235329
lol this nigga finna cry

>> No.12235355
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>>12232604
>water
>bring to a boil

>> No.12235359

>>12232693
Nice filename

>> No.12235452
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>> No.12235598

Sam has to be making bank right? That's a fucking nice setup he has in his backyard. Unless his wife his bringing in the dough that is.

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>> No.12235638
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>> No.12235644
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>> No.12235647
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CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.12235648

>>12233959
>need knife to prepare onion for second device that only does what the knife can do on its own

>> No.12235649
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You wouldn't eat an anime

>> No.12235651
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CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.12235652

>>12235598
He's a local celebrity is San Diego. I live in sd and I've been seeing him regularly since like 2001. He's always on the local channels and radio stations.

>> No.12235653
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Would you?

>> No.12235654

>>12232666
>When the Choux hits.
Please refer to reply >>12235240

>> No.12235657
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CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.12235658
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CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.12235662
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CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.12235664

>>12234796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u53mu5b2KCw

>> No.12235667
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CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

>> No.12235827

>>12233969
>gordon ramsay vs ps3 graphics

>> No.12235869
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>> No.12235906

>>12235652
I think he's been on TV in San Diego for longer, since at least the mid-90s.

>> No.12235959
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>> No.12235978

>>12235959
how did he get in there to begin with?

>> No.12235982

>>12235978
A hatch in the floor leading to the eggcave

>> No.12235988
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>>12232666
This is probably a retarded question, but is there anything that actually gets smaller when it bakes?

>> No.12235995

>>12235988
Your brain (on weed)

>> No.12236032

>>12235978
he stood there and people put all the eggs and tables around him

>> No.12236045

>>12233969
It's good to know even top chefs can have bad days.

>> No.12236052

>>12235034
Reminds me of that age old jackass episode where one of the guys eats the ingredients for an omelette, pukes it out, fries it and eat it.

>> No.12236056

>>12235104
>Daddy issues, The Webm.

>> No.12236167

>>12230996
'Round my neck of the woods they just call that a pasty.

>> No.12236186

>>12232706
>no acid of any kind
into the trash

>> No.12236189

>>12232653
I'm gonna give my girlfriend the ol' rigatoni later if you know what I mean

>> No.12236191

>>12235959
That flip was slick desu

>> No.12236212

>>12235647
>this kills the crab

>> No.12236220

>>12235104
>you just know I'm having fun because I'm sticking my tongue out periodically

>> No.12236224

>>12235988
vegetables

>> No.12236240

>>12234107
Rest of the world.

>> No.12236324

>>12235988
Anything that has lots of liquid in it. Vegetables, meatloaf.

>> No.12236342

>>12234961
based
>>12234953
>>12234925
>>12234883
whiny summerfag

>> No.12236351

>>12232693
>webm older than time and reposted to exhaustion

>> No.12236446

>>12235104
Perfect for hatefucking.

>> No.12236452

>>12235104
> she looks way too old for her age
She's 32? Have you ever met a 32 year old?

>> No.12236504

>>12235034
thats fucking hot. imagine your sister making you a meal like this and not even knowing it.

>> No.12236544 [DELETED] 

>>12236504
It's kinda like how I make salad without using a knife, but rather tearing the vegetables into small pieces with my hands, without washing the vegetables nor my hands first, then serve it to others.

>> No.12236548

>>12236544
not nearly as erotic without the saliva

>> No.12236554

>>12235657
Crab anon, which parts of the crab can you eat and not eat?

>> No.12236555

>>12233969
He just needed someone to cut it in half maybe that's what he was doing?

>> No.12236562

>>12234883
hes funny af

almost as based as chef john

>> No.12236564
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>> No.12236667

>>12232894
>>12233026
>>12234876
The American food industry is so fucked up, when the country got into a skim milk craze because everyone wanted to reduce their fat intake, the milk industry found itself with a surplus of dairy fat. It used that fat to make "cheese" and started ad campaigns to label cheesy dishes as staples of American cuisine. Grilled cheese sandwich, mac and cheese. They're just means to sell the leftover fat from skimming milk. And while the consumers felt super healthy from their low-fat milk, they stuffed their gullets with American "cheese".

>> No.12236706
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>>12236667
What kind of communist doesn't like cheese?

>> No.12236745

>>12235988
meats. like people said, baking will remove liquid so it shrinks

>> No.12236774

>>12234670
they dress you like a Mormon?

>> No.12236783
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>>12236774
When you go to jail, you typically only go in with whatever you have on you, and a lot of time you're going straight from the court house to jail. So you dress in a nice shirt for court, and that's the shirt they give you back when they let you go.

>> No.12236788

>>12236224
>>12236324
>>12236745
He's talking about baked goods. cakes and shit.

>> No.12236810
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>>12236788
Well he didn't specify. Learning to communicate clearly is an important life skill.

>> No.12236820

>>12236452
I know 40 year olds who look younger. They haven't done much drinking in their lives and have probably never done other drugs, though, which makes a huge difference.

>> No.12236831

>>12233969
The patty in the top video is stupidly oversized. The ones he made are easy to eat normally.
You are a retard.

>> No.12236835

>>12233969
Compare the size of the patty, it's obvious the amount not under a bun is what's ma->>12236831
oh fuck you

>> No.12236840

>>12236810
And learning to critically think and analyze the context of what others are saying is an even more important skill.

Anon asked in a reply to a baking webm if anything gets smaller when you bake. Hmmm.

>> No.12236841

>>12236840
And what does the word "anything" mean?

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>> No.12236869

>>12236841
Stop being an autistic and thinking in the literal sense.
>is there anything that actually gets smaller when it bakes?
It can mean yes, anything in the world of baking shit. But when asked in replying to a webm of baked goods like pastries and shit, what do you think anything means?

The world of cooking, baking refers to usually bread, deserts and pastries. The method of baking is a broad term used when you cook something in an oven.

If someone says they are going to do some baking on the weekend, what does it imply? They are going to bake a shit load of broccoli or something? No, it's assumed it's going to be bread, pastry, or deserts.

>> No.12236875
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>>12236869
>The world of cooking, baking refers to usually bread, deserts and pastries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baking
>All types of food can be baked, but some require special care and protection from direct heat.

Please feel free to get off my board.

>> No.12236880

>>12236875
Nigger read the first fucking section it's using bread and deserts as the main example.

>> No.12236882

>>12236745
meat is roasted, not baked

>> No.12236884

>>12236875
you're not going to get very far in life if you don't try to figure out what people who are bad at communicating mean

>> No.12236906
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>>12236882
Most people don't use the terms correctly anymore. Pic related is what roasting looks like. If it's in an oven it's technically baking even though many people still call it "roasting". And the modern term "pot roast" refers to a braise.

>> No.12236943

>>12236906
That's what spit roasting looks like. Cooking it in an oven is also roasting. Any method that relies on radiant heat is roasting.

>> No.12236950
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>>12236943
Which is true, though imprecise.

>> No.12237028

>>12236950
I can feel heart disease through webm

>> No.12237035
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>>12237028
Aside from the tiny bit of mayo, it's just chicken and "corn meal". It really isn't that bad.

>> No.12237188

>>12234204
What's the source on the left? I've seen it tons of times but have never thought to ask until now. Is it satire or what?

>> No.12237203

>>12232591
so much effort to make this basic and unhealty recipe....

>> No.12237306

>>12237188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4

>> No.12237323

>>12235959
le how does he le get out

>> No.12237330

>>12237203
>so much effort
What? It's literally just basic bechamel with cheese in it mixed with cooked storebought pasta and baked, it's super easy

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>>12235034

>> No.12237403

>>12234298
kek @ 0:35 Sam cutting his thumb.

>> No.12237433

>>12233692
That looks awesome. I might have to try that, but I'll make a smaller one. That's too much for 2 people.

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>> No.12237445

>>12237438
American zuchinni is too wet for this, it would just break down and release water everywhere before the cheese melted and browned around the edge like that.

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>> No.12237485

>>12237467
WOW FRUITS AND NUMBERS

>> No.12237515

>>12235647
>>12235651
>>12235657
>>12235658
>>12235662
>>12235667
Makes me want crab

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>>12237515

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>>12237438
Well I know what I'm making tomorrow, but what to do with the zuchinni flesh?

>> No.12237600

Zuchini is pretty decent for muffins.

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>>12232693
What is wrong with that. It could feed 3 people, making it worth 20 bucks.

>> No.12237628

>>12236706
JESUS

>> No.12237640

>>12235137
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HE DOING
I closed out because I didn't want to see gore

>> No.12237655

>>12236706
Why does this one piss people off?

>> No.12237656

>>12236706
>>12236706
And yet he still uses pre sliced cheese.

>> No.12237673

>>12235137
i remember being impressed by him when he chugged a gallon of olive oil in one sitting

glad to see he has advanced further than that now

>> No.12237713

>>12237655
He's a professional chef making a standard cheese toastie but pretending he's doing something amazing.

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>>12237640
There's no gore, he eats them safely.

>> No.12237776

>>12237035
This is just disgusting. How can anyone eat this without vomiting after the first bite? Why the fuck do you need to use that much goddamn butter?

>> No.12237792

>>12237035
>burger literally soaking in a puddle of liquid fat
yuck

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>>12237741

>> No.12237853

>>12237799
man puking up a gallon of pure tabasco sauce must hurt like hell

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>>12237741
>>12237799

>> No.12237873

>>12237535
Shove it in your mouth, it's good for you

>> No.12237958

>>12235277
read more books

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>> No.12238182

>>12232685

I don't think those things have enough shit on them yet....

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>> No.12238270

>>12234204
Pic on the left is showing how not to eat pizza like an asshole. Pic on the right is staged. What's the point here.

>> No.12238273

>>12238247
This is in the top five most vile /ck/ webms I've ever seen.

>> No.12238292

>>12235647
That's pretty metal when you think about it.

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>> No.12238307

>>12238127
Absolutely mad

>> No.12238320

>>12232611
This is count as Illegal to post on the internet

>> No.12238325

>>12236189
What did this anon mean?

>> No.12238336

>>12232666
Can we have this for the next Banner contest?

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>>12232611

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>> No.12238370

>>12238341
Whats the best way to get into a coconut? Wrap it in a towel and give it the hammer?

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>> No.12238402

>>12238370
The two retards pretty much get it right in the end of that clip.
Whack the coconut around the equator with a hammer or the back or a cleaver or something and it'll come apart in halves quite nicely. You don't have to hit it all that hard either if you just keep going.

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>>12238370

>> No.12238429

>>12232591
Put in pecans with those breadcrumbs and it turns out fuckin dynamite.

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>>12238376
>>12238383
>>12238388
>>12238430
>>12238440
>>12238448
>>12238455
>>12238463
how does he get out

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>>12237624
>3 people

I'm eating all this shit by myself negro

>> No.12238495

>>12237655
We're always mad all the time, it's about finding a catalyst

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>>12234204
me on the right

>> No.12238526

>>12232747
This one is fucking dreadful.

>> No.12238532

>>12238510
That is a lot of capers

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>>12236950

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>>12238510

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>>12238540
thats fucking retarded and hilarious at the same time

>> No.12238577

>>12237528
Being locked in a freezer for an hour to chill you out is neither humane nor quick. Just freeze them straight or something.

>> No.12238669

>>12238577
shut the fuck up you big bitch, who gives a shit about some dumb sea bug.

>> No.12238715

>>12237528
Is this halal if I face it east?

>> No.12238753

>>12238247
>we wuz sputnik

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>>12233959
Genuinely based

>> No.12238848

>>12238247
What happens to the second lemon?

>> No.12238947

>>12238848
Even Papa Nurgle felt too disgusted and just erased it from reality

>> No.12239571
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>>12235104
What an insufferable cunt

>> No.12239672

>>12234883
He really is

>> No.12239774

>>12238136
What is this?

>> No.12240029

>>12238532
That'll be 4 bucks, baby. You want fries with that?

>> No.12240345

>>12238753
underrated

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>> No.12240386

>>12234883
He's also a jew. Despite all that he's still cool

>> No.12240617
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>>12240366
>sprinkles gold on top

>> No.12240623

>>12238510
>Black hand
Closed that webm so fast

>> No.12240657

>>12232994
>>12234099
based

>> No.12240659

>>12234204
Matt Leblanc on the right

>> No.12240661

>>12233717
>flour tortilla
See me after class.

>> No.12240663

>>12232611
>fermented tennis balls
>shark vomit
>tar
>cocaine

>> No.12240666

>>12235452
how about s o y milk

>> No.12240672

>>12234092
We really dont. Although the KFC Shit is much worse and plenty of Americans eat that.

>> No.12240684

>>12239774
learn how to read the filename faggot

>> No.12240691

>>12235667
Thanks Crabnon.

>> No.12240774

>>12233692
i actually really like sam, it's a good entrypoint for people who have never cooked.

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>> No.12240795

>>12235647
>the green meat
nigga ew

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>>12235034
>"Stop crying. You have to eat it, anon."

>> No.12240807

>>12237655
It pisses me off because he doesn't butter and toast the inside of the bread.

>> No.12240810

>>12240807
I agree, the key to grilled cheese is quality cheese (not presliced), buttering the inside and lightly toasting it, and mayo on the outside where it will touch the pan.

This is amateur shit.

>> No.12240812

>>12240795
The green meat is considered a delicacy in a lot of places

>> No.12240813

>>12236342
Don't get this shit started in April.

>> No.12240815

>>12240810
>mayo
Sorry, please try your post again.

>> No.12240824

>>12232653
Conchiglie > all

>> No.12240839

>>12240815
fucking amateur moron, mayonnaise adds a richness to the toasting process that cannot be rivaled by butter.

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>>12240839
Richness is provided by cheese. Don't @ me again.

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>12240841

>> No.12240860

>>12240857
Can you please not? 4channel is not an anime website.

>> No.12240874

>>12240774
It seems like his channel has blown up over the last couple of months.

>> No.12240880

>>12240874
The tomahawk wellington today was honestly pretty interesting, I didn't think he could pull it off.

>> No.12240897

>>12240874
Youtube rewards autistic consistency with a billion feed recommendations. Just gotta keep at it and keep your watchtime ratios up. If your popularity isn't spiking there's an issue with what you're uploading or how.

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>>12240860
You stupid, stupid motherfucker.

>> No.12241045

>>12235302
go back to r*ddit

>> No.12241221

>>12235104
Source?

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>>12238540
I want to see a cross section of that unholy end result.

>> No.12241327

>>12237792
>>12237776
Can't knock it til you try it. I once added butter to my grilled chicken sandww, with mozzarella cheese and a smear of mayo/Ketchup/hotsauce mixture.... The butter unleashed such amazing flavors. I had to stop eating it because I knew it'd make me blow up.

>> No.12241359

>>12235104
Disgusting kikes.

>> No.12241391

>>12237640
you can actually eat glass without hurting yourself, if you know how to chew it correctly

>> No.12241408
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>>12233879
Based Achewood poster

>> No.12241409

>>12236848
>Watch this movie
>Looks intriguing
>Put White Castle on my goals for an eventual trip to the USA along with other chains
>Years later actually travel to the USA
>Too strict of a schedule
>Can't go out to search for one
>Go on a bus ride from Vegas to Washington DC
>We make a stop along the way at White Castle
>It's too early in the morning for consuming meat
>Too exhausted from nosleep
>Order smoothie
>Never got the chance to have a WC burger and know what Harold and Kumar foodgasmed over

>> No.12241427

>>12238303
>cheese
>chocolate
>ketchup

Sweet Jesus, no.

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>>12238540

>> No.12241432

>>12241409
it's a literal ad and you almost fell for it

>> No.12241435

>>12240807
>>12240810
you're not supposed to butter the inside retards

>> No.12241443

>>12235137
what a fool

>> No.12241458

>>12233969
The meat in the top image is clearly way bigger though

>> No.12241479

>>12235638
these type of fucking retards deserve to have heart attacks

>> No.12241624

>>12235644
>>12235638
>>12235632
>>12235635
Imagine the snake shits

>> No.12241631

>>12235647
they say that crab feel no pain, but i feel pain for crab

>> No.12241676

>>12238337
>sniff9.gif
post other 8

>> No.12241906

>>12238510
the blackest hands they could find

>> No.12241940

>>12232726
>art
>white people

>> No.12241956

>>12232733
why do people do this? why do people waste resources making something far inferior to the original. an original which by the way, costs like $3.

>> No.12241978

>>12235649
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
amazing

>> No.12241979

>>12236831
nice bait m8

>> No.12242058

>>12233969
>BIG MEAT ON BURGR GOOD
never understood or liked this meme. if you're so fond of disproportionate amounts of meat, just get a steak.
I don't see chefs putting 1/2in slices of pepperoni on pizza either

>> No.12242090

>>12238406
is it key to dress up like a cave man on acid?

>> No.12242105

>>12240794
actually seen that video. retards didn't even put the pizza centered on the nozzle, so they still had shitty lopsided slices

>> No.12242122

>>12234837
Scots in the US south is where we got our fried culture, so it's no surprise they're just as bad or worse.

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>>12238485

>> No.12242151

>>12232611
how much sodium is on that shit?

>> No.12242169

>>12235653
>>12235649
I always feel like the texture of these artsy pancakes would be subpar. Cool trick though.

>> No.12242178

>>12232693
Do americans really do this?

Eat meat that's both burnt on the outside and undercooked on the inside?

What the fuck is wrong with you fat idiots?

>> No.12242182

>>12242178
Back to the mud hut, Sadeek.

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>>12241408

>> No.12242212

>>12238785
This is a good idea but I don't see it lasting more than a couple years

>> No.12242322

>>12238406
He looks so joyfull

>> No.12242428

*Door busts open*
Get a load of these cock suckas!

>>12234883
>>12234893
>>12234925
>>12234933
>>12234953

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>>12238485
>vegan egg? wtf vegans dont eat egg
>its just tofu and polenta shaped into a egg
why put so much effort into imitating that which you wish nobody ate

>> No.12242845

>>12241443
Without a doubt, but he seems like a genuinely chill guy. It's always fun to watch the Beast because he knows he does dumb shit but he's always so carefree about it and does everything only at his own expense.

>> No.12243059

>>12242178
>undercooked
you need education

>> No.12243206

>>12241443
he's enjoying his life and getting paid for it
a food is someone who went to college and works some boring office job 5-6 days a week and still doesn't make enough money to buy a house

>> No.12243215

>>12241432
>>12241409
americans need to walk 2 blocks just to eat white castle, it's not much of an add when we already know it's there

>> No.12243850

>>12241956
making homade cookies with real dairy is not inferior to oreos you fag

>> No.12243857

>>12236667
do you actually think that isnt real cheese?

>> No.12243874

>>12243215
So McDonald's never advertises because everybody knows it exists?

>> No.12243887

>>12242819
I don't know. Why do you think? Do you have a brain to think with? I think you'd stupid, by the way. I do know, because the answer is obvious, but you don't deserve the answer because you're not smart enough to understand anything at all.

>> No.12243968

>>12237713
That's not what they were going for, are you from /tv/?

>> No.12244157

>>12236706
never did catch this movie.
I might.

>> No.12244387

>>12236831
Nice try Gordy boy.

>> No.12244392

>>12235869
Fuck okonomiyaki is so good.

>> No.12244415

>>12237535
animation is hypnotizing but tomato already diced and lime coming from the back is something he shouldn't ignore

>> No.12244428

>>12238406
what a waste of layers just for a coconut this small

>> No.12244436

>>12240794
>16 minutes
thanks, now my pizza is cold

>> No.12245692

>>12236783
>has no white friends so he has to use a puppet
amazing