/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12221743]

what is the easiest and most healthy food you can cook with little effort?

[Anonymous No.12221751]

>>12221743
Steamed vegetables.

[Anonymous No.12221755]

>AHHHN YOURE HITTING MY WOMB

[Anonymous No.12221759]

>>12221743
leftovers

[Anonymous No.12221764]

>>12221755
HHNNGGGG BLUE BOARD BONER

[Anonymous No.12221773]

Lewd.

[Anonymous No.12221776]

>>12221755
That never feels good :(
>I love it when my penis kisses your cervix

[Anonymous No.12221785]

steak and salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4PMFh5wWdk
i am not even kidding, down to the bouillon paste and arugula versus other greens. i do this many times per week

[Anonymous No.12221799]

>>12221743
Wild/brown rice mix, baked chicken breasts, steamed vegetables. If you have a nice rice cooker you can steam the vegetables over the rice as it cooks.

>>12221776
>tfw your dick isn’t quite long enough to kiss the cervix
How do I find women with shallow vaginas?

[Anonymous No.12221803]

>>12221799
women?

[Anonymous No.12221894]

>>12221743
>streamed/boiled veggies, plus side dish
>fried salmon plus any side dish
>plain stake plus side dish
>chicken & potatoes in the oven (takes more time compared to using pan)
>chicken & mushrooms in the pan

dressing options (while cooking):
>mustard
>honey (pour honey 3-5 mins prior to getting it off the pan, or else it'll become caramelized)
>garlic
>fresh orange juice
>wine / beer

side dish options:
>rice
>steamed veggies (brocolli, carrots, mashed potatoes, etc)
>salad (multiple green stuff = more yummy)

This are really easy stuff to cook. I literally started by simply experimenting with various ingredients; each week I was buying different ingredients then experimented with them.
Unless you are cook-wise retarded, anything combo in a frying pan can become super tasty after 2-3 experimental trials with it.

[Anonymous No.12221922]

Pasta aglio e olio:
(spaghetti with garlic)

6 cloves of garlic
6 big spoons of olive oil
parsley of 10 strands
seasoning (salt and pepper)
500 grams of spaghetti


>slice the garlic into thin slices (mincing works but slicing is worth the effort)
>slice up the parsley
>start boiling the spaghetti (with seasoning)
>cook up 3 spoons of olive oil with low temperature
>add the garlic to the olive oil
>when the garlic is golden brown, carefully add half a ladle of the spaghetti water
>as soon as the oil is rather smooth and the spaghetti done, add them together in a big bowl
>add the other 3 spoons of olive oil to the bowl
>season it
>add the parsley
>mix it thoroughly


optional:

>add bacon to the garlic while frying it (I don't recommend it, as the dish is based around the garlic)
>serve with/add pepper to the bowl

[Anonymous No.12221927]

>>12221743
I prefer soups and stews for easy healthy foods, all you have to do is throw a bunch of ingredients in with some spices and leave the slow cooker do it's thing for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.12221930]

>>12221743
Chicken breast, taste good no matter how cooked, load of proteins and everything you need.

[Anonymous No.12222059]

>>12221743
Chop up some veggies like onions, peppers, mushrooms, celery, carrots, tomato and then add some peas and corn, dump all of it in with rice and water, add spices and boil it, making sure to stir regularly. Should be done in 10-15 mins. If you need more protein, chop up some fish or chicken into small pieces and toss that in before boiling too.

[Anonymous No.12222068]

>>12221922
>OP requests healthy
>suggests oily pasta
Uh ok

[Anonymous No.12222445]

>>12222068
Garlic.

[Anonymous No.12222469]

REPORTED!!!!

FOOD RAPE IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER OK!!!!

#MeToo

[Anonymous No.12222477]

>>12221803
Okay fine, how do I meet cute traps to hook up with?

[Anonymous No.12222523]

healthy really depends on your diet.

typically easiest healthiest meal would be fresh fruit
but
if keto
then a spoonful of cream cheese
or maybe just a piece of ham or turkey cold cut.

[Anonymous No.12222551]

>>12221799
Just depends on how their long their canal is. Height doesn't matter. But trust me, you don't want to kiss her cervix, it hurts her so bad that she won't want to continually have sex with you. Unless you really turn her on, because that makes the canal longer. Also, shorter dicks feel better since they can hit the right spot, ad long as it's not bent down or to either side. Mmmm, THAT feels good, short dik.

[Anonymous No.12222560]

>>12221799
>How do I find women with shallow vaginas?
Dicklet detected

[Anonymous No.12222596]

>>12221776
>womb penetration
Proof that cartoon porn is made by virgins, really.

[Anonymous No.12222601]

>>12221743
Chili is the best
>inb4 "chile con carne" faggots
Literally just brown some beef and throw some shit in a pot and wait a couple hours while stirring for deliciousness. It's also highly customizable and lots of good leftovers.

[Anonymous No.12222635]

>>12222477
Why not just date openly gay men?

[Anonymous No.12222855]

>>12221743
Popcorn

[Anonymous No.12222879]

>>12221776
Sometimes it does.

[Anonymous No.12222920]

>>12222551
the lenght of the canal also varies within the ovulation period, the cervix is lower when aproaching the menstrual days. But yeah, I agree smaller penises are better and more enjoyable. Don't believe everything you see en porn.

[Anonymous No.12223005]

>>12222596
I never said womb penetration. If you think it's not possible for a penis to hit the cervix, then who's REALLY the virgin here?

[Anonymous No.12223009]

>>12222879
Not for the female...
>>12222920
Indeed. Ye

[Anonymous No.12223019]

>>12223009
Yes, agreed with everything stated. I mean, sometime you do want a bigger schlong, but not every time. Fuck being in pain during and sore after.

[Anonymous No.12223042]

>>12221743
Beans.

[Anonymous No.12223264]

>>12223009
Nah, it can feel good for her as a "full" feeling. Obviously it doesn't have the sensitivity of the opening or the gspot, but some girls feel pleasant feelings from the cervix, provided it's not violent.

[Anonymous No.12223281]

>>12222068
>oily pasta

[Anonymous No.12223293]

>>12221743
fridge oats with raisins

[Anonymous No.12223328]

>>12222920
Define smaller.

[Anonymous No.12223351]

Fried vegetables are my go too. Chop up a bunch of mushrooms,green beans, tomatoes, spinach, courgette, whatever, just cook it for several minutes on high heat, put it in a bowl and wa la.

[Anonymous No.12223527]

>>12223351
>several minutes
Whoa there, go easy on the nutrients I don't think there will be any left after that.

[Anonymous No.12223569]

>>12221743
>what is the easiest and most healthy food you can cook with little effort?
Steak and salad.

[Anonymous No.12223599]

>>12221743
Slow cooker recipes as a class are the winner here. Just buy a paleo slow cooker cookbook and find some recipes that look good/fit your macros.

[Anonymous No.12223628]

>>12223009
>Not for the female...
but sometimes it feels good for the female? not everybody has a painfully sensitive cervix, and sometimes it feels better or worse depending on your cycle or mood, just like any other erogenous zone

[Anonymous No.12223649]

>>12223527
Cooking only lowers the amount of some nutrients but makes others more bioavailable. Unless you do something like boil them for a long time then throw away all the liquid, you're still getting plenty of nutrition.

[Anonymous No.12223659]

>>12222920
t. dicklet
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079

[Anonymous No.12223664]

>>12221743
me on the left

[Anonymous No.12223669]

>>12223009
>>12223264
>>12223628
It was one of my favorite things for my boyfriend to do, so some people enjoy it. It didn't hurt, just felt intense and rough.

[Anonymous No.12223750]

>>12221743
grassfed beefsteak or wild game, cooked rare
>salt rub and cook on grill for around 10 min. sounds easy to me
though the prevalence of CWD in deer populations has got me a little freaked out
softboiled eggs
rotate through some raw veggies with your meats (salads)
fermented vegetables i tend to stick with sauerkraut
all of these things are easy

[Anonymous No.12223765]

>>12221743
Rice and cooked beans. Season and put rice in rice cooker, season and heat up the beans. Put together