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Grocery store Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:30:51 2019 No.12220596 [Reply] [Original]

what are triggers that makes you mad as a customer or employee.
for me its pic-related and then some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:34:05 2019 No.12220603 File: 35 KB, 446x450, placid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220596 nothing makes me mad

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:37:10 2019 No.12220611

>kids running around like retards
>people who block a whole aisle with their carts
>ebt nogs that take forever in line
>people who feel the need to touch everything without buying it
>self-checkout
>seeing frozen food on regular room temperature shelves
>large families

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:37:45 2019 No.12220612

A mild annoyance is female shoppers. If they see someone they know they will instantly gum up the aisle by pushing their carts sideways and standing in the middle so they can have a long conversation. Practicality, situational awareness, and common decency just slips their mind when they have a chance to socialize with Betty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:39:27 2019 No.12220618 File: 655 KB, 300x168, 1508185924437.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220603 lemme guess, you do all your shopping online? nothing to brag about, you'll loose all human skills eventually.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:39:49 2019 No.12220620

>>12220596
>customer
when they don't have manned checkouts open
when retards want to pay with 5 different gift cards, then cash and some normal visa cards
when old people take an eternity to get their shit together
stupid high prices on basic products
it's why I prefer aldi, they don't take shit, they always have registers although if a rush happens you might need to wait for a new line

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:40:51 2019 No.12220628 >>12220611 oh shit I forgot annoying kids jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:42:48 2019 No.12220635 Electric scooter people, people who shop in pairs and form a shopping cart caravan, physically degenerate types that can barely walk with any speed because of muscle atrophy, people who block isles. Anybody who is in the way basically.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:45:13 2019 No.12220645
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Full-timer producefag here
For me, it's cherry season. I fucking hate cherry season. I find wet, slimy cherry pits all over the fucking place because people are rude disgusting slobs. I'll find them on shelves and on top of other fruits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:46:50 2019 No.12220654 >>12220611 >large families this. Why do mexicans need to bring four generations of family members with them to shop?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:49:40 2019 No.12220663 >>12220654 Because if they left any of the little goblins alone they'd change/destroy shit and piss everyone else off, so they stay together like a horde.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 03:50:03 2019 No.12220664 >>12220654 first of the month/ebt. large families are entitled to do that, you know. murican bucks for them all. they deserve it (jk not).

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:39:31 2019 No.12220779

>>12220596
When I was a cashier at a liquor store, the main thing that irritated me was when someone paid with a check. If they were paying a decent amount---say, $80 or so, then it wouldn't bother me *too* much, but the fact of the matter is that debit and credit cards exist, and have existed for decades at this point. I had one customer use a check on a $15 purchase,

Checks hold up the line because the machine we used to read them were pretty time consuming, since most stores don't bother updating check readers on account of the tender effectively being archaeology at this point.

Yes, all of them were old. Restaurants would often pay with checks as well, but we had a designated register for them that only managers used.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:44:38 2019 No.12220789

>>12220596
Any cunt who takes produce and leaves it in a shelf somewhere, is a cunt that I hope is first in line when Columbine Season 2020 opens up. Honestly even regular products annoy me when you're too much of a lazy fuck to go put it back, but perishables are on another level.

Also screaming kids, but I suppose that's equally as annoying and embarrassing for the parents. Thank fuck I don't live anywhere with The Scooter People.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 04:54:09 2019 No.12220810 >cashier fucks putting meat with produce >old cunts at the courtesy desk asking me to give them my bag while I shop

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:21:46 2019 No.12220878

>>12220596
I hate it when the cashier starts masturbating while serving me. I don't mind if she wants to take a quick photo of me for use as a masturbation aid in her own time, but when I'm trying to get my purchases scanned I want her to focus on the task at hand.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:27:02 2019 No.12220887
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Dumb motherfuckers that don't have impulse control.
I work at a dollar store, and the usual staff is one manager, one cashier.
Yesterday I was playing the jewish piano and some white trash 40-something starts piling her full shopping cart onto the belt.
No placement or organization, just piling it as she grabbed it, no way for me to try and bag shit appropriately.
Halfway though, there's a small line building up.
I finish ringing everything up, it's $86 and change over about five bags.
She inserts her card, declined.
"Oh, this can't be right, I know I've got money on it."
Tries it again, same result. The line's longer now and she's calling her bank to see what the deal is.
She's using a fucking credit card and she's put $200 on it so far, she's got about $35 to spend.
This is when I break and have to call the manager for backup, while she's in the middle of a goddamn phone conference.
But this bitch needs to get some stuff for this birthday party, so she starts pulling out the stuff she's decided she can't do without and I'm going to have to postvoid this transaction and ring up the new one.
I finish with the second transaction and it goes through and I make sure she grabs the bags of stuff she paid for and send her on her way.
So now I've got a register covered in bullshit from every aisle in the store, all the go-back baskets are full, and I've still got customers coming at a steady pace for the next half hour. I push most of it down the belt to clear about a foot of space for people to set a basket down.
Then it takes another hour after dumping everything into a cart to put everything away in between customers.

And I wasn't even supposed to be there today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:30:26 2019 No.12220892 >>12220645 As someone who used to be an order selector, your pic triggers me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:30:52 2019 No.12220893 >>12220603 How about people who eat something while they shop and hand you the empty wrapper that they tore open across the barcode?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:46:56 2019 No.12220925 >>12220893 bonus points if they are fat fucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:49:46 2019 No.12220931 File: 468 KB, 1536x2048, 6965086506179307666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220892 >>12220887 All I want you to know is I know your pain and just fucking push through you fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:51:12 2019 No.12220935 Shop at a nicer store. There, I just solved all your problems.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:52:46 2019 No.12220938

I hate rude deli workers so fucking much.
Its come to the point where if the deli cunt gives me any lip or even looks at me the wrong way i will stand there for 10minutes making them weigh exact amounts of shit, then changing my mind and repeating with another product.
Fuck deli workers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 05:57:58 2019 No.12220957 >>12220887 Get a better job dude. Grocery is one of the worst jobs there is. I'd rather be a fucking garbage man than work in a grocery store. You don't have to work in a grocery store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 06:26:02 2019 No.12221023 >>12220957 Grocery isn't even that bad in some areas of the store, I work in the meat department and outside of EBT nogs it's fantastic

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 06:42:29 2019 No.12221050

>>12220935
>Go to whole foods
>Hippy boomer women block the entire produce section so they can talk to their friends from yoga class
One time a group of three of them were there for 45 minutes. I stopped in that section first, then had to wait in line because it was a busy day and they were still there. The nu rich people with their pairs of Ashers or Skylers in private school uniforms are obnoxious too, rude and have no idea how the counters work. Some rich bitch complained about how the butcher counter guys didn't track her though the store to deliver the meat she ordered after she wandered away.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 06:54:03 2019 No.12221071

>>12221050
There has to be some local chain between walmart and whole foods. There's a market style place just 1/2 mile from walmart around me with cheaper and nicer produce, more expensive and much nicer meat than walmart. I guess that is enough to keep the gross people out. Always crowded, but still moves very fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 06:59:35 2019 No.12221084 >>12220596 i work at a grocery store, you may ask me up to 25 yes or no questions lettuce begin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 07:01:52 2019 No.12221086 >>12221084 Can I speak to your manager?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 07:02:46 2019 No.12221087 >>12220654 Because they actually embody the term, "family values," instead of paying hypocrital lip service to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 07:10:03 2019 No.12221103 >>12221087 decent bait m8

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 07:10:51 2019 No.12221104 >>12220612 >I'm an incel and I don't care who knows it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 07:21:36 2019 No.12221129 >>12220645 oh bro, rotten potatos are so much worse or having a pallet of bananas avalanche onto you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 08:02:44 2019 No.12221210 >>12220887 Yeah, Dollar Tree has the worst retards, but the job is easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 08:31:33 2019 No.12221281 >>12220611 >people who feel the need to touch everything without buying it fuck you

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 08:40:06 2019 No.12221309

>work week at high school where we can choose a workplace to send an application to
>everyone works at their dad's or uncle's except me who has no family
>decide to work at a grocery store
>first thing i have to do is open a pile of pallets with those huge soda bottles filled with coke
>manage to slit open one of the bottles and coke spills all over the floor
>forgiven
>do nothing but dick around for 6 hours a day making sure every stock is filled around the sotre and trying to help customers
>final day, get assigned work to do
>need to put bottles in a recycling machine
>you can choose to either recieve a few cents for each bottle or donate it to the red cross and have a chance at winning the lottery
>i donate all the bottles even though he explicitly told me to just withdraw the regular amount
>win 5 dollars after having deposited 40 dollars worth of used bottles
>boss finds out
>run
still have not visited that store ever since. faen ta rema 1000

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:29:38 2019 No.12221451 [DELETED]

I work at Whole Foods as a cashier, and it is pretty great--the prices keep the nogs out, and people are generally pleasant. There are only two things that frustrate me:

1. People who get upset how long they have to wait in line when the come at the busiest times, and then act huffy with me about it. Our store is the busiest in its region (we did $1.6 million in sales last week, which is par for holiday weeks); we have two parking lots completely full, and you expect to just cruise through the line in three minutes? Not a chance. We have eight registers and six express registers open, we are doing as much as we can to get you out the door.

2. Immigrant customers who behave as though they have never set foot in a grocery store in their lives--putting all their produce in a single bag (I have to remove it to weigh it individually, and don't want to touch people's food after handling cash all day); taking forever to search for exact change and getting it wrong because they don't understand our currency denominations, leaving carts in the aisle and walking off with their bags, etc.

Other than those couple things, it's pretty chill. $15/hour with benefits, paid time off, and discounted groceries beats the hell out of 60-hour weeks in a hot, physically stressful kitchen at $12/hour like I used to do. Plus, I can adjust my schedule to accomodate school, which is something I was never able to do working food service

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:30:51 2019 No.12221452 >>12221086 underrated

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:38:24 2019 No.12221482
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grocery slave here, old boomer fucks are the worst.
they are slow, lazy, fat and smelly, blind as a bat, can't hear you for shit, oblivious as fuck, and generally just unforgiving motherfucks when it comes to even dealing with

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:42:38 2019 No.12221491 10 bucks on racer #2

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:44:55 2019 No.12221497 File: 221 KB, 680x680, 307EA978-8767-4195-AB2F-33D0DA2EC6A3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220603

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:46:12 2019 No.12221500 File: 85 KB, 959x1024, CoYQmFXWEAAgydj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220603 What about shitting yourself in public? Or the tabloid press mistakenly outting you as a pedo? Or Alzheimer's? Or all these things plus you're drowning?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:49:16 2019 No.12221513 >>12220887 Your life sucks. I did something similar, was a baker cum cashier for an actual Jewish boss. Everyday I wake up and am grateful for not working there anymore

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:53:10 2019 No.12221531

I’m a supervisor for the registers at my store so I can open/close lanes if the boomers are being irritating. Only power I have in my life but it’s the least I can do for them causing global warming and house inflation.

“Is this line opening?”
“You guys are getting to be just like Walmart”
“What do you mean my check didn’t go through? I have (insert crazy amount here) in that account)”
Those people that think they can get in after a line is closed with their one item.
EBT fuckers
People that won’t load their own groceries
People on the phone or that don’t have payment out and ready
People that insist on bagging their own items because , “you ruin my stuff” bitch it’s not yours, you haven’t even paid for it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 09:59:38 2019 No.12221552

>>12221531
>People that insist on bagging their own items because , “you ruin my stuff” bitch it’s not yours, you haven’t even paid for it.
Once it's scanned there is a solid agreement to buy it. Let people do the work for you if they are fussy. I'm usually faster and use less bags than the stoner teen or half tard doing the bagging.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 10:19:56 2019 No.12221614 File: 21 KB, 300x226, 300px-Shopping_cart_New_York (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 10:32:56 2019 No.12221663 >>12221531 >bitch it’s not yours what a sad life you live

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:27:30 2019 No.12221852 >>12220603 kys weeb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:52:06 2019 No.12221936 >>12220603 Based and kindpilled

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 11:54:01 2019 No.12221944
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>ebt niggers that can't remember how much they have left, so they pile up as much as they can with the intention of making the cashier send back items to fit their balance
>people that put their carts next to the cart return instead of taking an extra 5 seconds to put it inside the fucking cart return
>customers that have absurd bagging requests only after you're halfway through bagging
>the fucking retards that can't hold a jar of pasta sauce and shatter them on the ground every other day
>"oh sorry, I completely forgot this one thing can I go grab it?" during checkout at the busiest hour of the day
>retards strolling up into my aisle with a full cart with 2 minutes to close

I have tons of stories from it, but goddamn fuck working in grocery. I spend everyday trying to be successful so I don't have to go back to that.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 12:32:20 2019 No.12222086

I fucking hate how check out girls pretend to like you and send all the signals that they're interested, they make eye contact, sometimes they touch me when i give them coins, and they even ask personal questions like how my day was and stuff like that but its all just a fucking game to them like they dont even consider me to be a man at all and they have no idea how hard i find these things so they just fucking toy with me and then if i so much as dare to interpret any of their behaviour which i have read and i know is flirting then somehow IM a creep and IM stepping over a line like what the fuck did you expect you dirty slut i bet she does this how was your day adn eye contact smiling touching with chad and he fucks her behind the bins but when i ask for her number and then get angry because she had lied to me then I get fucking thrown out even though i spend a lot of money in that shop and fucking pay her wage through my disability checks indrectyl they dont give a shit about that they just take my money adn then they piss on me like im trash ive honestly considered going back in with a gun

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 12:32:43 2019 No.12222087 >>12220938 Fucking with minimum wage employees isn't going to un-divorce you, Bill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 12:33:25 2019 No.12222089 >old people that have to check the receipt after they pay

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 12:36:03 2019 No.12222097 >>12220596 What do these people smell like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 12:42:42 2019 No.12222116 >>12220645 true, often theres even trash bins of the ground >>12221129 >pallet of bananas avalanche how? theyre short dense flat boxes, they should never topple

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 12:43:29 2019 No.12222118

>>12220596
The customers for sure, but also everyone else. Stupid customers take the fucking cake though.

>guy asks me where some shit is
>tell him exactly where down to which shelf and where on it
>he walks over
>looks at the wrong shelf
>picks up a bag of some shit
>"is this it?"
>say no, it's on the bottom shelf like I said, and point right at it
>he turns and holds up the bag he already has in his hands
>"this one?"
>walk over right next to him
>say no, the one on the BOTTOM shelf
>put my finger right on the fucking bag
>he finally puts the other one back on the shelf
>looks at the shit on the bottom shelf
>"thats what I need?"
>tell him yes and immediately take a break so I don't slap the shit out of that fucking dipshit

I wish I could say this only happened once

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 13:41:44 2019 No.12222324 >>12222097 fast food grease

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 13:44:27 2019 No.12222340 File: 1.73 MB, 269x480, ive_only_been_with_a_few_guys.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12221104 he's not wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 13:48:33 2019 No.12222362 >>12222086 haha yeah fellow nice guy! beta males unite!

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 13:52:40 2019 No.12222377
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>>12222097
I used to work as a cashier at Walmart and my biggest pet peeve was people who stank. I don't mean your typical BO, I mean people who smell like they either have something medically wrong with them or hadn't bathed in months. It got to the point where I narrowed it down to the stinkiest people in the world and dreaded whenever they came through my line.

The worst offenders were young white guys aged 16-25 (it was like they had never touched a bar of soap in their lives) and middle-aged latino guys (like they rubbed chili powder straight onto their armpits instead of using deodarant)

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 13:58:11 2019 No.12222411

>>12220596
Welfare checks in my state are sent out on odd numbered days between 5 and 25, so I only shop on even numbered days. I've been to the store on a "black day" once and it was unpleasant. They don't even buy food, they just buy soda and fried chicken, but somehow they still get in my way, standing in front of other aisle openings as they look for the "chips" aisle--we call them "blackades."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 13:58:26 2019 No.12222414 >>12222377 And the worst offenders weren't homeless? Really? What kind of paradise did you work in? Fucking homeless filth come into my store constantly to take shits, wash themselves in the sinks, and pass out in the toilets.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 14:06:13 2019 No.12222458

>>12222414
I live in a small-ish city and the cops were notorious for ticketing and picking people up for really minor offences (I got a ticket once when I was a kid because my wheels were slightly over the line at a red light) and they liked to patrol parking lots when they were bored, so that might have had something to do with it. Also this was 15+ years ago too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 14:07:22 2019 No.12222464 >>12220596 >old people >asian people And for the big winnah >old asian people

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 15:15:21 2019 No.12222777

>>12220596
>Fat people on scooters meant for the disabled
>Badly-behaved kids
I don't care if you want to take your whole family shopping with you as long as the kids aren't causing bedlam all over the store.
OH RIGHT, AND:
>cashiers who can't seem to read, and argue about whether something is on sale when it is literally PRINTED ON THE GODDAMN SALES CIRCULAR FOR THE WEEK FUCKING HELL

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 15:27:31 2019 No.12222821 File: 16 KB, 338x340, Goliath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220618 >dat image Goliath online!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 15:41:25 2019 No.12222852 >>12220603 This

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 15:45:16 2019 No.12222860

>>12220596
The thing that pisses me off the most has to be this, when there are tons of lanes for checkout but only one or two are open.
That has nothing to do with the employees, they're not to blame for that, it's cheap ass cunt managers that are to blame for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 16:12:12 2019 No.12222941 >>12220603 What's your favorite umami food?

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 16:20:23 2019 No.12222961

>>12222411
Funny since 60%+ of food stamp/ebt recipients are white, the odds of seeing them being used by whites are far higher. But don't let facts stand in the way of your confirmation bias! You probably think there's a way to get around the odds on a roullete wheel with a system as well, lol!

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 16:27:40 2019 No.12222993

>>12222777
I worked in a massive chain (Iceland) in the UK and we were never informed of what was on sale.

Basically if it didn't scan that price, I had to call someone over to double check the sticker. At whixh point we always removed the sale sticker until we knew if it was right.

But 90% of the time, it was the fucking customers stupid fault. LOOK AT THE RIGHT FUCKING LABEL. They never look at the correct label for some fucking reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 16:34:42 2019 No.12223024 >>12222961 The larger population uses more? Shocking. How about the ratios divided by race?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 17:05:49 2019 No.12223159 File: 418 KB, 600x802, 1524529218724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220603 What about reifags?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 17:19:47 2019 No.12223238 File: 7 KB, 150x150, 1541525294162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12222860 Why not use a self checkout?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 17:36:23 2019 No.12223302 >>12223238 They're great. Sorry about that bag of dog food I missed with the scanner. I'm not a professional.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 17:57:29 2019 No.12223373 >>12222087 No, but it might make them quit or kill themselves. Small victories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 17:59:59 2019 No.12223380 >>12223159 .......we don't talk about those mother fuckers........

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:01:58 2019 No.12223391 File: 21 KB, 480x360, 1530271468891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223302 blocks your path Just need to check that receipt, it's the law

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:09:17 2019 No.12223418 >>12223391 It's only theft if you put it in your pockets. It's an oppsie if you have it in the cart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:16:24 2019 No.12223442 I fucking love these threads. I've never worked in any food related job but my job in tourism has striking parallels. Customers fucking suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:19:55 2019 No.12223460 File: 89 KB, 1024x1012, 1554039969879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12222086 You know what needs to be done

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:27:49 2019 No.12223486 >>12222086 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:29:31 2019 No.12223495 >>12222961 So you're saying that despite blacks only making up 14% of the population that they consume 40% of the welfare?

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:32:35 2019 No.12223512

>>12223442
My favorite job was back when I worked at Kohls because nobody gave a fuck and the managers gave me level 2 clearance so when some chick complained about a price tag I could just change the price. Man those were the days, banging the chick who worked the womens section and hanging out with doug when I unloaded the truck.

All their clothes are ratshit though. Only thing good at kohls is the small appliances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:35:28 2019 No.12223523 >>12223512 Two of my favorite shirts were from there, but they were weird brands that I never see or saw again. The only thing I've picked up there since has been a silicone bathroom mat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:36:05 2019 No.12223525 >>12221104 You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Old white women do it all the time. It's as retarded as parking sideways in the middle of the road.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:40:33 2019 No.12223542

>>12220645
Oh sweetie I feel your pain. I'm a grocerymanagerfag myself. I'm so tired of finding goddamn chicken wing bones and half eaten donuts in the counters. Also your gay produce shit. I've found countless banana peels stashed at the bottom of counters, rotting for months. Fucking degenerate troglodytes.

>>12220596
On of the things I hate most, are the people who feed their young kids food to keep them quite/tame. It's awful hunting down 100's of feet of smashed oreo trailing throughout the store.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:42:06 2019 No.12223551 >>12222116 None of those look like bananas. Looks more like various melons and shit. I've had a potato pallet collapse before. The most fun one I've ever seen was a pallet of yogurt fall over mid-high speed turn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:43:07 2019 No.12223556 >>12222116 >>12223551 Read the wrong post response nevermind my first sentence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:45:51 2019 No.12223564 >>12223238 Those self checkouts always gets shit wrong. Always, it's a given, also I don't a weird complex about speaking to other human beings who can correct things, I'm also not a thief trying to sneak shit through the line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:48:45 2019 No.12223575 >>12223564 ... in the end it takes less time to go through a human being then some chump ass "self scanning" thing that always fucks up and requires human interaction with idiot software like written by h1b indians who are natural fuckups.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:51:45 2019 No.12223584 >>12223542 What happened, your overlord corporate capo Schlomo come down hard on you or something, wagecuck? I love fucking with you bootlickers doing just what you described - get used to it.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:52:43 2019 No.12223588

>>12223542
>that one huuuge old boomer I saw make a gigantic sub at the checkout line
The ONLY things he bought were to specifically make a sandwich, he even had paper plates and plastic utensils that he used to make it. He started eating it right then and there too, and finished the beast before he was up to pay. It wasn't a hoagie or regular small sandwich the fucker bought a long french bread loaf and used that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:56:06 2019 No.12223597 >>12223588 If you don't own the store and he paid for the products then how is that your issue, even if you did own the store or are shareholder in it then still how is it your issue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:57:33 2019 No.12223600 >>12221497 based and honkpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 18:58:41 2019 No.12223605 >>12223588 Put that shit in the manager's suggestion box and see how far it gets you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:00:26 2019 No.12223610 >>12223597 No issue I'm just bringing it up because the guy just did not give a fuck AND he downed a fuckhuge sub in 5 minutes. I was amazed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:02:19 2019 No.12223615 >>12223610 So what maybe he was hungry, if he wasn't a thief then it's not your problem. Mind your own fuckin' business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:04:53 2019 No.12223630 >>12223610 Lookie here, it's Mr. Helper. Kinison en "Back To School" (1986) "Mr helper" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdbLl_d52HcSam

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:11:07 2019 No.12223665

>>12223615
It wasn't a problem, I guess using swear words to describe it made it seem like I was disgusted. I'm just retelling something I saw and was amazed by. Others complained about people being nasty and leaving eaten shit around and this guy did it like a pro in eating it so quickly and not making a mess, he closed what he opened and bagged the items himself.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:11:35 2019 No.12223666
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>>12222116
at walmart the banana pallets were so tall that we need a stick to push the truck door open that last inch to get the pallet out, and because we're in the mountains everything geats toasted around on the road so by the time we get it every box is just lose paper that fallapart as soon as you get it off the truck. and then we had to drag these lopsided pallets 2/3rds the way around the store through the back room which was only one pallet wide so it'd be knocking shit over the whole way there, not to mention that the pos pallet jacks were half broken and you needed to stop every 20 yards to rejack it up or one of the fuckin wheels would keep popping off eithere way there was two of us and 5 tractor trailer loads a night FIVE!!! on top of our normal duties. it was a gawd damn shit show

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:16:49 2019 No.12223697 >>12220596 when im looking at stuff on the shelf and every employee that walks past me asks me if i need help finding something. No you fuck wad, i dont need help picking out a jar of pickles

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:18:23 2019 No.12223704 >>12223584 >t. sociopath Ok

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:18:27 2019 No.12223705 >>12220887 at least you didn't get shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:20:19 2019 No.12223717 >>12223615 Nah it's still a really fucking third world thing to do. If I want to bitch about uncouth retard things people do, I'll goddamn well please you degeneracy apologist. You aren't worth the carbon you're composed of faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:21:20 2019 No.12223720 >>12223697 That's why I never ask people if they need help with anything, and actually have time to get my job done. #retailhacks

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:26:49 2019 No.12223742

>be me
>used to work at Walmart as a grocery stocker
>work in the evening so customers were just trying to get their shit and go
>Had one customer try to get me in their pyramid scheme
>Live in bible belt so always got preached to
>any time some one asked me to "check the back" I would go into the dairy walk in and fuck around on my hone for like 15 minutes then say I couldn't find it
>Customers are faggots

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:27:21 2019 No.12223743

>>12220596
Try living in a non fat state.

I hate rude little kids. I told a little 6 year old piece of shit that his parents are gonna die one day couple of days ago while waiting in line. His parents weren't even paying attention to him when he started crying. It was fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:35:24 2019 No.12223769 >>12222377 at the store I used to work at, we had a customer who smelled so bad the front end kept air freshener handy. she was known as "cat piss lady".

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:39:18 2019 No.12223787

In my town, Walmart is a one-stop-shop that has EVERYTHING. No other place can compete. So, yeah, I see teenagers loitering around where they might if we had a mall, but I don't mind it. Sure there's older folk who live on a strict income, but so what? Why find things to hate on and not just like get over it?

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 19:40:28 2019 No.12223791

old people with 20 different coupons that are expired or for the wrong item.
price matching was always a nightmare. they stopped doing it at my store, there were too many scammers.
people on wic were usually nice, but every now and then someone would throw a bitch fit and try to argue about what items were allowed.
people treating you like shit because they had a bad day at work.
people threatening to "call corporate" on workers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:11:26 2019 No.12223941 >>12222086 based pasta poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:35:57 2019 No.12224031 >>12223743 I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:51:41 2019 No.12224088 People that bring a full shopping cart of items to self checkout but don't know how to use the thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:53:04 2019 No.12224096 >>12224088 in their defense THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK THERE. fuck self check out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 20:55:40 2019 No.12224109 File: 143 KB, 942x751, 960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate it when a cow dies at a grocery store

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:00:56 2019 No.12224130 >>12224096 fuck you, actually. if retards dont know how to use it, dont use it simple as that idiot.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:02:15 2019 No.12224139 Baggers Don't shove my cilantro into the bag first then pummel it with sweet potatoes, avocados, oranges, limes, and onions. Jesus, I almost launched a girl into magazine rack Fucking with my produce like Jordan slamming from the free throw line

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:04:03 2019 No.12224148 >>12224133 Oh fuck that's olive oil. You know how shitty this would be to have to clean up? >>12224109 I really want to know what happened here, but the lone pallet jack under the cow is fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:04:59 2019 No.12224153 2 staff members (usually women) chatting about bullshit as they supervise the self checkouts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:07:02 2019 No.12224160 >>12224148 I'm thinking 30 bags of cat litter might soak it up (the oil, not the cow)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:08:50 2019 No.12224168 >>12224148 I remember a thread with that pic and some cleaning guy made it sound pretty easy. >contain it so it stops spreading >shop vac liquid >shovel glass directly in bins >squeegee all remaining oil together >more shop vac >mop

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:17:10 2019 No.12224198 >>12224109 Did someone shoot that cow? What the fuck happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:18:05 2019 No.12224202 >>12224133 broken bottles look like balsamic vinegar in olive oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:18:25 2019 No.12224203 File: 41 KB, 326x192, Fuck you.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12224139 >Cilantro! >Sweet potatos! >Avocado! >Limes! Based grocery bagger BTFOing the autistic soytards one by one.

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Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:23:12 2019 No.12224225

>>12224109
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-internet-is-freaking_b_12077126

Earlier this year, a truck carrying cows to slaughter rolled over. Two animals escaped from the overturned vehicle and made a run for it. One ran for the open doors of a supermarket—it would have seemed like a safe, enclosed space for a terrified animal.

In a twist of fate that is as nauseating as it is poignant, the animal was shot dead in the meat aisle. The resulting inadvertent scene is one that could have been staged by an artist or activist trying to raise awareness that meat, dairy and eggs are sanitized packages representing dead animals who wanted to live and who fought for their lives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:23:56 2019 No.12224232 >>12223391 shoves you aside with a hard look Don't make me put a magnet to your pacemaker, old timer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:25:19 2019 No.12224238 >>12224109 >Guaranteed Fresh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:27:03 2019 No.12224243 >>12220611 Most of these things can be avoided by shopping late at night (I do most of my grocery shopping at 3am). And fuck you, self checkout is a godsend. Sorry you're too dumb to figure out how to use them properly.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 21:58:01 2019 No.12224333

When you’re in line and the asshole behind you wants to inch their cart up as though that’s going to speed things up. Fuck that, I wait and let the person ahead of me pay for their shit with a little dignity before I go ramming them with my cart.

I also love to fuck with little kid in front of me in line while parents are loading up groceries, unless their white ya know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:01:31 2019 No.12224349 Being in the grocery store in general. I know exactly what I want and I try to get in and out as fast as possible but there's always a herd of canadian goose wearing chinese in front of everything I want. Fuck grocery stores near a college.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:08:22 2019 No.12224376

>worked at a store in seafood department
>most days are cool
>only shitty thing was EBT monkeys bitching their steamed shrimp wasn't covered on muh bennies and old ladies bitching about thiccness of cod loins.
>suddenly get transferred to tourist-oriented store (Florida)
>absolutely fucking miserable

I'm honestly glad I got an office job

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:18:22 2019 No.12224432

>>12224225
>meat, dairy and eggs are sanitized packages representing dead animals who wanted to live and who fought for their lives.

What's really poignant and funny is almost all of the people that would become all big hearted reading something like this literally support a philosophical system and ideology that actually killed over 100,000,000 people, more people than any other system within all of reality and existence.

Really makes one bother to ponder.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:39:46 2019 No.12224533

>>12224432
if you're gonna chalk up muh 100 gorillion deaths on commies, then you have to tally up the tens of millions who died in the congo, bengal and india due to british/belgian/dutch policy, and all of the other smaller genocides, famines and conflicts directly and indirectly caused by capitalist western powers looking to make a quick buck over the last few centuries

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:41:12 2019 No.12224539 File: 687 KB, 640x720, nigsnspix.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220596 for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:50:13 2019 No.12224582 >>12220618 The only advantage of online grocery shopping is buying stuff that the store stopped stocking or just don't stock at all.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 22:55:48 2019 No.12224599

>Rush hour (Everyone getting off work) at small grocery, only two up front and one in deli in evening to do everything
>Guy pulls three beers out of a six pack and drops one in front of register, sending glass and beer everywhere
>People refuse to acknowledge caution signs and walk more beer and glass through the store

I work at the kind of grocery that has a ton of vegan options/activated nuts/organic etc shit and what annoys me the most is the look on a customers face when they're talking about anti-nutrients in almonds etc and you tell them that it's not really an issue. The patronizing look is always the same and always from women in their early thirties of late twenties.

Also older women are fucking obsessed with bread orders. God forbid something goes wrong and they only get 4/5ths of their bread order (that hasn't been paid for) due to circumstances out of our control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:01:00 2019 No.12224621 >>12222086 lol

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:01:36 2019 No.12224624

>>12220596
>have like 5 items
>person in front of me has cart full
>just waiting patiently since browsing supermarket aisles is a calming pass time for me
>person in front of me asks me if I want to go first
>no
>they keep trying to insist on it
>I have to tell them I'm not in a hurry
If you are grocery shopping and are in a hurry you need to kill yourself. Ruins my day when people assume I have poor time management like they do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:05:07 2019 No.12224640 >>12224624 This is such an obvious sign of actual autism

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:11:52 2019 No.12224661

>8 am on a sunday so I am the only cashier
>woman comes through my line with an overflowing cart
>all of the walkie talkies are broken so i have no way of asking the office for help
>she puts her items up one at a time in the slowest manner i have ever seen
>when everything is on the belt she moves up in front of the register and stares at the price display
>a line of four people is building up because she has like $400 of groceries
>"THAT PEANUT BUTTER AND THE JELLY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 2 FOR $4" the hag screams
>"Sale values are automatically deducted once the order is totaled, just wait until the end"
>she gives an incredibly loud sigh and rolls her eyes, picking up the weekly ad and pointing to the part that says Jif peanut butter and Smuckers jam are 2/$4
>"This is a jar of Smuckers Sugar Free Fruit Preserves, not jam. The discount of for jam."
>"WELL CAN YOU GO BACK AND GET ME SOME JAM THEN?!"
>"No."
>"WHY NOT?!"
>"Because four people are waiting in line behind you and I don't even know where in the store that is or what kind you want."
>sighs heavily again and argues about the prices of several other items which ended up being reduced once i totaled the order like i said they would

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:12:22 2019 No.12224665

>>12222961
Elderly people and people on SS because they retired are always white. These people are too old to work and use EBT to get food. Fuck you for being ignorant. White people who use EBT are pleasant and don't stock their carts with Oreos and Pepsi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:14:05 2019 No.12224673 >>12223512 >woman complains about a price. >give her exactly what she wants Nice enabling behavior you massive faggot. Women live life on tutorial mode thanks to retards like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:15:02 2019 No.12224678 >>12223666 checked dealing with those goddamn load days was what got me the fuck out of working produce and back to a cart pusher. fuck that, i'd rather get run over than getting turned to mash by a pallet of potatos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:16:25 2019 No.12224682 >>12224624 How do you browse the aisles while waiting in line

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:20:39 2019 No.12224692 >>12224624 I hate this. Customers are always in an insane rush for no fucking reason.

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:21:13 2019 No.12224694

>>12224682
Clearly I was just supporting the point that in never in a hurry. Learn reading comprehension

>>12224640
I have Aspergers, but I hate when everyone is in a hurry and tries to force me to also be in a hurry. Let me stand there with my five fucking items it's my life LEAVE ME ALONE

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:22:44 2019 No.12224696 >>12224661 Nothing makes me want to jump the counter more than the "Bitchy woman eye-roll" except for the targeted sigh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:22:55 2019 No.12224697 >>12224599 >anti-nutrients in almonds what

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:25:36 2019 No.12224710

>>12224692
Probably because they either want to feel important, last minute shopping or are just overall insufferable people. I worked as a cashier too and man was it annoying to watch people try and beg their way to the front of the line just because they have 3 items. If people werent so fucking greedy and making the supermarket a miserable place by fucking up the system things would flow smoothly.

>full carts in self checkout
Had to remove people from the line
>full carts in Express lane "oops I didn't see the light"
They'd try to throw all their stuff on really quickly and we were forced to stand in front of the aisle to screen people
>worked in my neighborhood supermarket so when the boss saw me shopping she'd try to get me to work more
FUCK OFF

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:41:04 2019 No.12224752

>>12224539
>Be on SNAP
>Get a raise
>No longer eligible for SNAP
>Don't make enough money to continue eating like I did
>Food becomes prohibitively expensive
>Ask to have my raise revoked
>Company won't do that
>Living on canned goods and ramen now
The only thing that pisses me off about food stamps is the cutoff is too low. People who genuinely need it get totally fucked over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:43:06 2019 No.12224758 I should just sign up for prime pantry

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:47:59 2019 No.12224769 >>12224752 good thing is you'll lose some weight

Anonymous Tue Apr 23 23:58:28 2019 No.12224798

>>12224752
haha. enjoy the redpill.
>be shopping
>have budget
>pick food carefully
>check sales and clip coupons

>be ethnicpoor
>everything free
>no need for budget ever
>see food throw it in cart

>be at register
>brown in front of me
>$300 in free food
>$1.75 total for non-food item
>doesnt want to pay $1.75
>flips on blinking light for manager
>my turn
>$60 in food
>pay with credit card
>get 1% back
>24% of my income goes to supporting browns with $0 income
>WE NEED MORE DIVERSITY
kys

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 00:07:29 2019 No.12224828

>>12224758
Better yet, wait until nextWednesday, when WF is revealing a new program called Prime Shops, which will deliver to your door at no additional cost within two hours of an order being placed. It's only in flagship stores, tho, so you have to be in a big city (Austin, Portland, San Fran, and Boston are all flagships, don't know where the others are)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 01:03:37 2019 No.12224982 >>12224758 Why? Their prices are worse than Sam's Club or CostCo and in my experience random fucking cavemen don't shop at those stores.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 01:43:41 2019 No.12225113
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Pro tips to not being a shit head customer
>Pay with credit cards, requires no work from the cashiers
>Dont ask for the location of an item if you havent spent even 30 seconds looking for it. you have eyes nigger.
>STOP LITTERING FUCKING CHERRY PITS ALL OVER THE STORE.
we dont give a fuck you're stealing 5 cents worth of produce a week. We loose over a grand in spoiled avacados every 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 01:44:18 2019 No.12225116 >>12220596 >tfw cart bitch lot subhuman The whole job is shit and makes me mad but at least I'm not inside dealing with line ups.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 02:34:46 2019 No.12225230

>>12221210
It's simple, that's for sure.
The only time it's not is when someone pulls out one of those tax exempt papers and no one's told you how to do this shit, or other situations like that when you're faced with something they just did not tell you about in that pitiful excuse they call training.

But it's not always easy.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:03:56 2019 No.12225286

>>12224096
>THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK THERE.
They don't have to.
Self Checkouts are designed to be as ergonomic and intuitive as possible so that any fucking smooth-brain that walks through can operate it.
Every step you need to take is displayed in large font letters on a bright screen THAT READS IT OUT LOUD TO YOU.

Do you need someone to hold your hand and wipe your ass for you as well?
Then you shouldn't be shopping alone.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:06:10 2019 No.12225290

>>12225113
I'm not this anon, but a few more tips:

> Have that credit card out and ready by the time you get to the cashier. Why so many people wait until they get to the cashier to spend a minute or more trying to find their card when they had plenty of time to look for it while waiting in line is beyond me
> Be aware of your surroundings, and courteous to fellow shoppers. I have no fucking clue why you feel the need to spend several minutes looking at a particular item, but this is fine as long as you leave enough space for other customers to get their cart past you, and you allow other customers access to the items that you and your cart would otherwise be blocking

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:10:36 2019 No.12225297

>>12222377
I can deal with BO. It fades quickly.
I can deal with pot heads coming in reeking from a hotbox. It's something I'm used to.

I cannot stand this one Haitian woman that comes into my store smelling like raw garlic barely covered up with scented oil.
How do you even get that smell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:13:25 2019 No.12225304 >>12225113 Maybe you should fuck yourself. If nobody paid in cash, you would not have a job. Guaranteed.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:17:05 2019 No.12225312

>>12225290
If you're going to pay with cash, that's fine and dandy to me. Just tell me if you're trying to find the change when you hand me the bills.
Don't go digging through your purse without saying a word, and FOR FUCKS SAKE, don't tell me you have change after I've punched in the amount tendered.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 03:56:54 2019 No.12225419
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>People that have a trolley full of shopping
>they start to bag it up at the end of the till when there's designated shelves for you to bag your shit up

I don't get why these fucks don't utilize that shelf. They know how fast Lidl workers scan shit but they still feel the need to try and bag it up at the till and holding the queue up.

Also another thing that grinds my gears is people that don't have their money ready.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:04:03 2019 No.12225443
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>>12220596
>Be live at home doomer
>Going to grocery store alone for family
>Pushing cart cuz big family
>See young couple shopping together and sticking close
>Triggered
>See well dressed dudes in the alcohol section
>Triggered
>See cute mexican girls with their moms
>Triggered
>See young woman dressed in tight fitness clothes shopping with earphones
>Triggered
>See sad older men shopping alone
>Triggered from realizing i have more in common with them than any of the other young people in store
>Finally at cashier ready to leave
>Bagger makes small talk
>Stutter garbled nonsense
>Triggered
>Cart rattles as i push it over the vision impaired bumps outside
>Why the fuck is grocery shopping so exhausting

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:07:08 2019 No.12225449 All the girls working there keep staring at me and absently fiddling with their hair. I wish they'd mind their own fucking business. Maybe focus on their jobs a little more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:09:46 2019 No.12225454 >>12225449 Same except its the guys. They always call me bro and ask if i need help. Dude, im asian. I know im a stunningly handsome asian, but just assume i cant speak english and leave me alone. Stupid niggers.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:33:17 2019 No.12225487

>>12224205
>multiple employees standing around gawking at and photographing mess
>boomer hambeast that obviously caused the incident smiling while trying to act unfairly inconvenienced by her own actions
>manager has to act like she doesn't want to wring the boomer's impossibly thick neck.
This is art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:57:11 2019 No.12225538 >>12225487 What I can't figure out is where the chair came from and why she gets to sit in it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 04:59:31 2019 No.12225542
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>>12220596
Overnight stocker here, in total I'm around customers for about 3-4 hours a night and ever goddamn second I'm fucking fuming at the degenerates were allowed to breed. I work in frozen specifically and there's this one fat fuck who comes in every now and again and his pig belly fat actually hangs below his t-shirt, he usually gets a few boxes of hot pockets and ice cream snacks. I know you're here you fuck, knock it off, show some self respect, and lose some fucking weight. Also I live in Texas and there's a lot of mexicans here, I gotta say I don't think there's an uglier race of people than mexicans, not all hispanics mind you, just mexicans. They're so fucking rud, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly, like they're just a disgusting looking race of people, every now and again there will be a cute mexican chick but mark my words, as a chicano myself, even if she's a 10/10 she will slowly drop to a 3 or 2 and finish her transformation as an unfuckable cleaning lady long after you've married her. Don't fall for the mexipill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:00:11 2019 No.12225545 >>12225538 She's traumatized by the experience of lacking awareness of her girth. It will take 20 minutes of sitting and a 50% discount on her groceries to fully recover.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:05:37 2019 No.12225560 File: 49 KB, 640x663, 1526621263552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12225542 lol this reminded me of this pic for some reason.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:09:26 2019 No.12225567

As a customer I hate it when the cashier is just slow and bad at her job. Hofer (Aldi) just spoiled me, they fire everyone who can't keep up with the required speed.
Also when I order a sandwich with pickles at the deli counter and the meat lady does not put the pickles between the deli meat and gets the bread soggy.

As an employee I can't stand the people that yell because there is no fresh bread 30mins before closing. No lady I won't bake 20 rolls to throw away just because you are late

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:13:10 2019 No.12225581 >>12224243 self-checkout's anti-theft systems are fucking obnoxious, and the slow as fuck touchscreen system for coding fruits and vegetables sucks, but I like the idea. I just wish it wasn't so fucking slow. PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:17:52 2019 No.12225589

>>12225581
>PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
what primitive third country you from? have not had any issues with that in many years so the software has gotten better, or are you just fucking stupid and dont know how to control a self-checkout machine. they've been around for awhile now, wew.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:18:13 2019 No.12225590
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>>12225581
I've heard this so many times and I can't figure out what poverty ridden areas people shop. I think it's hilarious, but probably user area because you or others have been retarded. Stop leaning on the scales, dropping the items on the scales, putting other shit on the scales, letting your children touch the scales and let go, etc. With most models all that needs to happen is for an employee to life the center up and reset it.

I always figure it's a result of a ton of people handling the checkouts that were too poor to ever handle a machine and fuck the calibrations to hell and back over and over.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:20:19 2019 No.12225598

>>12225589
in the us the area to the right of the scanner is a giant scale and the machine trips an alarm if you don't put each item, one by one, onto the scale because it thinks you're a nog stealing shit.

this is in nice UMC neighborhoods in southern california.

>>12225590
yes, all it takes to fix it is an employee, but having to wait for one is a pain when the whole point of self checkout is being an antisocial piece of shit. that and I can't buy booze.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:25:07 2019 No.12225608

>>12225598
>yes, all it takes to fix it is an employee, but having to wait for one is a pain when the whole point of self checkout is being an antisocial piece of shit. that and I can't buy booze.
I'm asking what chimp-ridden hellhole requires an employee? Stop fucking with the scales. It's a goddamned scale. You sit things on it, take them off, then place them on the next scale. I see these problems less than 5 times a year. You can fuck up a home scale the same way though.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:29:36 2019 No.12225616

>>12225608
okay, Pancho, let me explain it in simple words your europoorean brain can understand.

Americans are very wealthy and we sometimes purchase more than one of something. Now, those of us who are smart and want to minimize the work involved in, say, hefting 20 bags of flour from our cart, to the scanner, to the bagging area, and back to our cart often try to do the same thing we've seen cashiers do time and time again: scan a single item in multiple times. But the machine chimps out at you if you do this because it does not trust you not to be a nog. Once it has chimped out, you need an employee to reset it so you can continue buying shit.

the end result is, yes, I either do it the way the machine wants or I wait for a cashier. But it'd sure be nice if the machine would let me tell it what I'm buying and then pay for it; it's not like the machine itself would notice if I just scanned one of those 20 bags of flour and left the other 19 in the cart unscanned, and then walked out, so why it can't trust me to enter the correct number, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 05:31:42 2019 No.12225622 >>12225608 There are lots of different types of these machines. Some are designed and made worse than others. Your inexperience is nothing to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 06:34:23 2019 No.12225718 >>12225616 why the fuck are you buying 20 bags of flour?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 06:56:41 2019 No.12225768 >>12225608 >buy booze. >I'm asking what chimp-ridden hellhole requires an employee? They all still need people to check IDs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:12:26 2019 No.12225980 other people, I usually shop late so the store is empty

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:30:06 2019 No.12226016 >>12220596 People putting any cylindric shaped stuff like bottles on the belt in a way that it FUCKING SLAMS ALL OVER THE PLACE WHY DONT PEOPLE LEARN THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:46:44 2019 No.12226067 >>12225443 I don't remember posting in this thread

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:56:21 2019 No.12226100

>>12220596
Whenever a holiday come, the shops need to close down for a day and all these idiots are swarming stores like the world's about to end and they need to stock up on shit they could've got ever other fucking day and I'm there too, because I forgot/am an idiot too and the queues are ridiculously long, aisles crowded to hell and back, half the assortment already bought out (and the fuckin shop not restocking because they are closed tomorrow so why bother) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Easter just happen with a reprise next week looming and I feel like I'm going to be starving early May. Again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:57:57 2019 No.12226108 >>12222086 And, voila! The recipe for a good /ck/opypasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 08:59:28 2019 No.12226115 >>12223615 t. Fatass

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 09:14:26 2019 No.12226154
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>>12220596
AS A SHOPPER
>people who stand around a section of items for extended periods of time blocking all over customers from shopping for those items when they could easily browse from afar
>people who place cart on one side of the aisle, then proceed to do the above green text next to it essentially blocking the entire aisle.
>mexicans and their damn children. They never discipline their kids and they're wild and loud.
>white parents who bring their 3 kids with them. one is 8 and is spoiled brat, the middle is 3 and mimmics the older one, and the youngest is 2, crying non-stop....
>people who shop for an hour, bring $200 worth of groceries into the self checkout lane and take 30min to ring it all up...
>people who go to self checkout and dont pay attention when lines open up and just stand there until a 2nd one opens up and the employee beckons them over finally.
>people on the mart karts that are clearly out of juice moving at a snails pace because you've driven around the store for 2hrs and now you and your heifer wife are blocking aisles riding side-by-side
AS A VENDOR THAT HAS TO WORK IN THIS SHITHOLE ENVIRONMENT A FEW HOURS EACH DAY
>being asked "do you work here?" or complained at as if i'm an employee when I clearly am not wearing a blue shirt and some khakis in a motha fuckin' walmart....
>as stated above... people who browse too long blocking where I need to work. Blocking for up to 3min without moving. I'm patient for 60sec, I can work around you as you're a customer and its more money for me.... but come on, bitch.
>department managers and their attitudes thinking they got the same pay grade as me....
>brainlet waggies who don't know anything or tell you "i aint got time for that"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 09:19:41 2019 No.12226179 >>12225443 not sure if introverted or autistic....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:00:34 2019 No.12226284 >>12225443 :( shit anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:11:33 2019 No.12226317 The Clash - Lost In The Supermarket https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtylSdKSfA

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:39:29 2019 No.12226410

Cunts with shopping carts who pay zero attention to where they're going

Cunts who stand right in front of where you need to get to while texting or talking to some other faggot on the phone

Niggers who bring their entire family of 20 to the store with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:42:53 2019 No.12226418 >>12226317 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vs9SIs6F4 the superior supermarket song

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:46:11 2019 No.12226423

>>12220596
>Fuckers who push their carts out of aisles into main ones without looking and almost running into people. I never stop for the fucks.
>Families who all stand next to each other and take up entire aisles.
>Clicklist carts that take up the entire aisle and act like you're in their way.
>Smelly people.
>People who talk to me with no reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:47:23 2019 No.12226430 >>12221104 Nah. He's right. Middle aged and old white women do this constantly. They are also by far the worst customers to deal with in any kind of retail. Old black women are the worst in restaurants, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:51:01 2019 No.12226442 >>12224203 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:52:43 2019 No.12226446 >>12224599 Its the anti-nutrient guy from the other thread! Hi, how it feels to be literally retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:52:56 2019 No.12226447 >>12225542 fuck off jose

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:55:41 2019 No.12226458 >>12225454 >>12225449 I want 16 year old retards to leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 10:58:49 2019 No.12226468 >You can only use two of these coupons per day, ma'am >FUCK YOU >Leaves entire cart full of detergent and hygiene product and storms out Fuck TLC for promoting coupon bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:06:51 2019 No.12226494 >>12224205 >"oh, I do declare~!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:11:33 2019 No.12226511 >>12224697 He must've meant anti-oxidants. Or he's an idiot. Or the women he's talking about are idiots. Given the very salty anti-woman slant on this thread, it's probably all 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:46:16 2019 No.12226599 >>12226468 lol I had a few of those "extreme couponer" types come through my line when I was a retailcuck My policy on coupons was "whatever just manually override it and make it work even if they don't have the right items" because who fucking cares

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:54:44 2019 No.12226620 >>12220878 based

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:55:03 2019 No.12226622

>>12220611
Used EBT for a while when I was doing a year with Americorps; it's incredibly simple nowadays and adds /maybe/ ten seconds onto a checkout assuming you have to swipe another card afterwards for paper towels or whatever non-food items you're buying. Be racist if you want, by all means, but at least find something relevant to be racist about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 11:57:55 2019 No.12226629 File: 229 KB, 502x563, 1550760670115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12220596 I watched a nigger open and eat nuts right our of the dispenser without paying for them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 12:00:02 2019 No.12226640 >>12221050 I can't stand the way those stores smell.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 12:00:28 2019 No.12226643

I work in grocery delivery and I love it when customers order shit on a public holiday and then call on said public holiday to cancel order because their two braincells relinked for a nanosecond and remembered they plans to go out.
And it's already fucking en rout.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 12:07:48 2019 No.12226666

>tfw like "following" that one lone woman getting groceries
I don't do it on purpose, or at least I try to make it seem like I'm not. It's pretty funny really.
I find the target for the week and I loosely follow her around the store. Trying to make it not apparent, so I break off the trail for a bit to make it seem that we just so happen to have a similar shopping list, but get back to stalking her after a few minutes.
I know she's worried because she takes double takes when she looks down the aisle at who is coming (surprise, it's me! haha).
Never actually buy anything from the store since I don't like shopping at Harps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 12:25:07 2019 No.12226726 >>12226666 based and satanpilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 12:43:12 2019 No.12226800 >>12220957 being a garbage man sounds like a very comfy job, if you just can handle the smell and the gross stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:22:01 2019 No.12226961 File: 339 KB, 1280x1280, xeWzShVpgik.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain food stamps to a non-american?

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:38:29 2019 No.12227020

>>12226961
Government gives you a little money each month for food if you're poor enough. They come on a special card now but they used to come in a booklet with little stamp looking thingies that grocery stores would take instead of food. You can't use them at restaurants or (iirc) on booze. The dumb hicks and lazy niggers that get them usually waste them on shitty cheap frozen dinners, junk food, and soda instead of staple foods and shit with actual nutritional value.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:39:23 2019 No.12227026 >>12226961 basically if you're a lazy piece of shit with no job or part-time job you get $500 a month for food (and that's for just 1 single person). also I know of people that get food stamps and also go to a food bank, its ridiculous if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:44:03 2019 No.12227044 >>12227026 >$500 a month for food fuck really? You could eat pretty well on that with US food prices

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:46:49 2019 No.12227055 >>12227044 it could just be because of my state, full of dummykrats. I knew a few perps getting that much a month, it seems like a blind robbery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:47:44 2019 No.12227060 >>12227020 >>12227026 Why government doesn't restrict eligible items to healthier and more filling items, such as frozen veggies, chicken etc.?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:49:45 2019 No.12227068 >>12227060 people throw shitfits when thats even discussed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:50:33 2019 No.12227075 >tfw some wageslave comments on what I'm buying This happened to me fairly recently. Got the cocksucker fired on the fucking spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:51:09 2019 No.12227078 >>12227060 Big government will always, without fail, be a wasteful bureuocracy-ridden pile of shit. Welcome to politics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:52:14 2019 No.12227085 >>12227060 because their retards. it's not ironic that people receiving these benefits are fat (and I mean super fat/ obese) and lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:54:34 2019 No.12227099 >>12227044 >>12227055 It depends on your state and if you have any income or dependents, it's not a flat rate. People also sell and trade food stamps through bartering.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 13:58:14 2019 No.12227120

>>12224533
Belgian state-capitalism isn't morally distinct from Chicom or Slavcom state-capitalism.

Both rely on the threat of imprisonment or execution to draft workers for dirty, dangerous, ego projects on behalf of their respective political leaders.

Neither are competitive markets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 14:03:42 2019 No.12227142 >>12227060 There is a separate program for single mothers that does that, at least in my state. I think it’s called WICs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 14:04:07 2019 No.12227145 >>12223341 >>12223495 Seething

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 14:05:33 2019 No.12227156 >>12227142 Just checked and yeah, WICs = women, infants, and children. I think food stamps should be restricted to healthy food anyway, in a perfect world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 14:38:45 2019 No.12227311 >>12224798 Wrong board

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 14:46:18 2019 No.12227349 File: 79 KB, 541x600, bfrejpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12223159

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 14:53:57 2019 No.12227377 >>12223391 >mandatory penis inspections at the entrance, checkout, and exit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:00:14 2019 No.12227412 >>12220596 People with exactly 15 items in the 15>= items lane when others just want to check out a handful of stuff make me a little miffed, but not mad I'm sure that if I were a grocery employee, I'd have plenty more things to be annoyed about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:06:28 2019 No.12227440 >>12226622 Okay then, sure. I fucking hate getting stuck behind the certain families with 15 WIC checks that all need to be processed as individual transactions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:09:32 2019 No.12227461 >>12225616 There's usually an option to ignore the scale and place the item back in the cart.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:25:22 2019 No.12227544
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>>12222993
>we never knew what was on sale, we couldn't tell!
>the customers only had to look on the label to know if it was on sale, fucking idiots
Anon this isn't adding up, either you or the customers are the retards here, if it was apparently that obvious to read the correct label, I'm thinking you're the retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:35:32 2019 No.12227590 >>12220878 >task at hand Innuendo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:38:27 2019 No.12227608 >>12222086 Shoot her in the uterus so she can’t have kids lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:49:40 2019 No.12227672 >>12220596 I HATE WHEN IM AT THE GROCERY STORE AND I SEE REFRIGERATED ITEMS IN THE CHIP AISLE BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS TOO LAZY TO GO PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE AFTER THEY DECIDED THEY DIDNT WANT IT AND NOW ITS SPOILED/WASTED AND NOBODY CAN BUY IT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:50:42 2019 No.12227674 >>12221482 BASED PICTURE

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:51:42 2019 No.12227681 >>12220603 Based weebshitter bloomer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 15:55:39 2019 No.12227707 >>12225443 >Cart rattles as i push it over the vision impaired bumps outside >vision impaired bumps outside the fuck you talkin speed bumps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 16:08:18 2019 No.12227779 File: 1.07 MB, 2048x1536, DSCN2328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12227707 Those bumps on the sidewalks on either end are to alert the visually impaired that they're at the edge of the street so they don't wander out into traffic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 16:25:35 2019 No.12227876 >>12220596 Boomers being out of their retirement homes and in society with normal people uspets me greatly. Why are they allowed in grocery stores?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 16:28:28 2019 No.12227898 >>12227779 Kek, aight. Leaf fag here & i haven't seen them before. I live in an oil town where the snow removal is bullshit, so i doubt they would do any good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 16:29:04 2019 No.12227905 >>12223512 Good ol doug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 16:38:40 2019 No.12227954 >flyover >new store >less than 1 year old >employees stop ask to help i know how to grocery shop. i'm not retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 17:53:22 2019 No.12228386 >>12227060 Lobbyists for multinational food conglomerates would have a cow and spend billions to stop that from happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 17:54:32 2019 No.12228391 >>12227779 I think they're only in Australia from what people have told me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 18:05:14 2019 No.12228462 >>12226666 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 18:08:44 2019 No.12228480 >>12228391 I've seen that in southern tier NYS also so it's not just Australia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 18:12:52 2019 No.12228494 >>12222086 I agree, fuck women. Robotic QTs when?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 18:22:55 2019 No.12228533 >it's a "cart constantly tries to drift to one side due to a fucked up wheel" episode

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 18:29:20 2019 No.12228571 >>12222777 Nice digits, I too hate fat lazy people

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 18:30:33 2019 No.12228578 >>12220878 based chad poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 19:19:28 2019 No.12228815 >>12226666 for extra points put random items in her basket/cart without her noticing. I recommend cat food or big salami

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 19:40:00 2019 No.12228913 >>12220596 I don't go out in public.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 19:46:12 2019 No.12228953 >>12220645 I found a watermelon at the bottom of a pallet of watermelons that looked like straight up gore. It was smashed flat, brown, covered in mold and it smelled like death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 19:58:03 2019 No.12229006 >>12227085 >because their retards. and then he goes on to talk about irony hahaha

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:07:30 2019 No.12229058
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Fucking restocking carts blocking the groceries I want, especially when they're left unattended, especially in the middle of the day.

Also, children in the store in the middle of the day. Shouldn't you be in school??

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:12:07 2019 No.12229090

Gangstalkers. Whenever I go to get one thing, just one thing, there's always somebody standing right there in front of the thing I want. And that person will be standing there just staring at the shelf for up to ten minutes. The aisle can be completely empty otherwise. There is always a person right there where I want to go. The purchase should take me two minutes, and it takes five times that. It has to be gangstalkers. There is no other explanation. It can't be a coincidence.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:22:50 2019 No.12229125

>>12220887
Not a groceryfag but this Indian motherfucker who didn't speak any englished pulled the same shit last week and I was next in line
I swear to god it was fucking 40 minutes, worst part was he didn't understand why he couldn't walk away with his bags full off beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:27:05 2019 No.12229136 >>12229090 I think you just keep running into this guy >>12226666

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:28:05 2019 No.12229139 >>12221614 pushes you slowly while nervously looking around to see if the owner gets mad and wants to throw a fit

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:33:30 2019 No.12229157

I just hate people being in my way. I always know exactly what I want and I can't stand when I try and go into an aisle and there are people blocking it. I am at the point I leave my cart at the endcap, walk down (cause holy fuck you can NEVER get a cart down an aisle), grab my shit and go back

>>12227779
My mom is in a wheelchair and these are so hard to roll over

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:33:53 2019 No.12229158 >>12225297 smear yourself with raw garlic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:43:04 2019 No.12229192 >>12226622 >whachoo mean i don't have enuf balance >whachoo mean i can't buy this on ebt etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:45:42 2019 No.12229205 >>12227060 government bureacracy is where good ideas go to die

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:52:01 2019 No.12229223 >>12229058 if their in the way unattended I move them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:53:40 2019 No.12229228 >>12229223 Sometimes I take them to the checkout. You should see everybody's face when I buy the whole lot. Shit's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:54:16 2019 No.12229231 >>12227060 Trump suggested replacing food stamps with meal boxes, the same meal boxes hipsters love, and got called a dictator for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 20:56:17 2019 No.12229239 >>12229231 It is a silly idea though because of how much more expensive it would be to implement.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:06:09 2019 No.12229267

>Work in supermarket bakery, it's a tiny department in a small store. We're also understaffed.
>Somehow we're the ones responsible for chocolate-dipped strawberries around Valentine's and Mother's day, even though that should be a produce thing
>Spend fucking forever dipping strawberries
>Often have to sample them out to customers for part of the day
>No one ever wants them except for the workers, so you spend the day handing strawberries to people who aren't even necessarily customers
Absolute worst time(s) of year, outside of Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving season ends up being living Hell

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:06:27 2019 No.12229269
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I hated when I was a cashier and people were still in the store at 10 pm when we close. Or when it was 9:59 and people still trying to get into the store when the doors are closed. One time this fat fuck on a scooter using EBT literally had FOUR goddamn carts filled to the brim with absolute junk. I look at the clock and sure enough it’s passed 10 and every other cashier got to leave except me. Also hated when retards using EBT put $300 worth of food on the belt when they know damn well they only have like $100 on their card. “SHIET I GOTTA PUT SUMN BACK” and then the long ass process of voiding items, calling manager to scan their badge so I can close the transaction, and putting all the bullshit they didn’t want in a cart to sit and rot. The only good part of that job was giving change back to a qt girl so I could touch her hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:11:20 2019 No.12229289 >>12229239 You're right, we should cut food stamps altogether, taxation is theft.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:20:22 2019 No.12229331 When I worked nights at Walmart, I would periodically take honeydew melons from the shelf, cut holes in them, take them into the walk-in cooler, and fuck them before my shift ended.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:21:19 2019 No.12229336 >>12229158 But what would compel one to do that ON A DAILY BASIS? And then (fail to)cover it up with fucking Lavender or Patchouli or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:22:32 2019 No.12229345 >>12229331 Why specifically Honeydew? Does it have some benefit the others don't, or was it just the nearest thing at hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:25:24 2019 No.12229357 >>12229345 It feels nicer than other melons and happens to be more aesthetically pleasing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:54:20 2019 No.12229474 >>12224673 When I worked at banana republic it was fun to be a cunt to poor customers but back at kohls you just let em go because the volume sold vs the horrible quality of product didn't matter.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:58:17 2019 No.12229490

>>12220596
>people who stand in front of an item and don’t move
>when I say “excuse me” they move back 1/2 inch or don’t move at all
>people shouting to/at others
>people googling foods/recipes at the store
>fatties blocking entire isles
>loud kids and parents that ignore them
>employees dragging freight at .5 ft/min

>>12220611
>self checkout
It’s the best

>>12220612
>I’m an incel
Go back

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 21:59:49 2019 No.12229495

>>12229269
Being a cashier is sweet and I never gave a fuck about that because the slower the customer the less I have to do and the sections slaves did most of the gobacks. On top of that go backs were a break in themselves. Seriously, kohls was so sweet to work at back when I was 19-20. We didn't give a fuck about keeping the floor clean or organization. I used to wheel a boombox around on unloading days in my uboat playing wu tang and mobb deep and talk it up with doug. And you got 3 no call no shows before you would get fired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:01:43 2019 No.12229500 >>12229490 >people googling foods/recipes at the store Guilty but to be fair, who actually writes down grocery lists anymore? My list is on my phone

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:04:59 2019 No.12229505

>>12229490
>indian families
>3 generations of indians walk in
>the husband signs the wife up for the store credit card for a small sale apparently not knowing their credit is linked
>he speaks for her and is holding all of her many store credit cards
>grandpa walks with his hands clasped behind his hunched back, grandma is wearing colorful elder witch robes
>the children run amok climbing on shit despite the 4 paternal figures
>they throw polos all over the floor after inspecting and searching for the ugliest one

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:07:00 2019 No.12229508 >>12229505 None of that rings true except the colourful robes. Even the idea of the husband doing anything at all except sitting down and watching his wife do all the work is false.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:08:15 2019 No.12229512 >>12229508 Grandpa with hands behind back is pretty accurate though.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:09:06 2019 No.12229517
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>>12220596
farters, children, mutants in scooters, aisle blockers, center walkers, self checkout computer bitching at me, item not stocked, talky people, indians (they all smell), out of fish why the fuck is it so hard to stock fish???, cashiers handing me change and then next customer in line moves up real quick and watches me sort my wallet out, chatty cashiers, girl scout parasites at the door, stray carts in the lot, shitty parkers, no carry baskets so gotta use a cart the size of a minivan, people with no regard to their appearance - fat fucks and slobs and rednecks, i hate shopping

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:13:35 2019 No.12229525 >>12229508 I worked retail for 5 years when I was young. All of those are absolutely accurate.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:14:34 2019 No.12229528

>>12229490
Shit I forgot
>when your mom (or anyone you’re with since I’m no longer 4) goes to get something when the cashier is scanning and takes 5 minutes to get back

>>12229500
I write grocery lists. But a list on phone isn’t nearly as bad as faggots standing there talking to each other
>wanna get this
>what can we make with it
>I don’t know but we can find something
>let’s find sometime g before we leave
*spends 5 minutes googling recipes and dishes*

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:20:52 2019 No.12229549 People who insist on paying in pennies when there's a line behind them are some of the most annoying of all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:22:26 2019 No.12229555 >>12229525 I've lived in a largely Indian area for nearly ten years, and they are not. >>12229512 Yeah, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:22:53 2019 No.12229557 >>12229549 How, like as a cashier, how. That's the time I would lean back and enjoy my free break. Same with women digging through their horders bags for thr credit card.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:24:17 2019 No.12229564 >>12229555 I lived near intel and yes they are pajeet.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:33:02 2019 No.12229597

>>12229505
I've got this one Indian lady(possibly Palestinian, fucking impossible to tell them apart, thanks England), comes in once or twice a month and stocks up on all sorts of shit, getting like, 10 bottles of asprin and antacids, 5 boxes of tissues, almost entirely stuff that keeps for a while.
Don't know why, don't particularly care, my pet theory is that she's shipping it all back to her home country for them to hock there or something. Usually around $200 of stuff at the Dollar Tree.
The amount doesn't bother me one whit, I actually kind of enjoy the game of Tetris I have to play with the stuff.
What pisses me off about this lady is that she thinks we should have a box prepared for her to put stuff in, because bags are beneath her.
This bitch will get angry when I tell her, no ma'am, we crush all our empty boxes. Sometimes she'll hunt around for a box of something someone was in the middle of stocking and dump everything out of it, or take one of the boxes meant for tissues and insist that I place her two dozen jars of grape jelly in it. and then everything else I could possibly fit.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:37:12 2019 No.12229618

>>12229597
They're a weird uppity bunch for sure. Definately as bad as Canadians. But that sounds similar to the behavior I would see if Vietnamese women. They would frequently come to the store with coupons for a cash ammount and then buy only clearance items and continue using the same coupon at both check out sides as well as every day.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:37:28 2019 No.12229621

>>12229549
Got one worse for you.
The people who come in, buying one or two items, and they think they have the exact change, but they're basing it off of the next county over where the sales and food tax are two cents lower, so now they have to go back to their car and try to find a few more pennies because they can't be bothered to carry that shit with them, it makes their purse so HEAVY! because they don't grasp the concept of emptying it into a piggy bank or putting their coins into a roll.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:43:17 2019 No.12229641

>>12229618
Got one asian lady from that area(Korea, 'Nam, Laos, Cambodia, I'm not going to try and figure it out, all Asians think every single other subset of asians are subhuman bug people).
She's mostly alright, but she always has some sort of return when she comes in. Last time she'd gotten a zip up sunglasses case she was going to exchange, claimed it was broken.
I took a look, the zipper had just gotten caught a little on the fabric on the inside.
Pulled it out, showed it was zipping again, handed it back, she left without a word.

Do I have good intuition or is everyone else stupid?

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:49:34 2019 No.12229660
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lol the only thing worse than an EBT/SNAP nigger is a WIC whore, by the looks of it the cashier is doing like 3 different check payments, it's brutally inefficient and I have never seen a WIC whore with her 3 screaming half-nig babies not take literally 10+ minutes in the payment phase, they are every grocery store meme at once

also if a WIC whore is full white she will be on meth and have full boo-scary-skeleton methface, no exceptions

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 22:56:39 2019 No.12229683 >>12229660 Never had to deal with WIC, but I've seen it done at my local grocery store. They take that shit as far away from everyone else, to the furthest register conveniently close to the exit so they can get out as fast as possible.

Anonymous Wed Apr 24 23:07:15 2019 No.12229737
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>>12229683

it's really partly the government's fault, something about the way this particular dole works makes them have to do all these separate checks

pretty weird how the card niggers use to buy frozen bullshit is way more efficient than the one single moms get, priorities I guess, white people won't shoot themselves in the middle of the night, gotta keep that negro fed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 24 23:09:30 2019 No.12229748 >>12220612 This is true of old rednecks in general, where I live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 09:41:44 2019 No.12231321 >>12221944 >>ebt niggers that can't remember how much they have left, so they pile up as much as they can with the intention of making the cashier send back items to fit their balance How do people even think of doing this? How can they be so rude?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 09:42:46 2019 No.12231322 >>12222086 incel roleplaying is my new favorite meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 09:49:55 2019 No.12231347 >>12226511 >>12226446 A women mentioned almond (which she was buying) anti-nutrients to me without prompting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 09:51:48 2019 No.12231351 >>12229621 That's the store's fault for not displaying the full price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 09:56:01 2019 No.12231359 >>12223743 I don't believe you either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:05:00 2019 No.12231382 >>12224205 lmao why did she need a chair? Was this that distressing for her? I love this image

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:06:00 2019 No.12231388 >>12220596 When I'm shopping and people ask me if I work there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:06:55 2019 No.12231390 >>12229621 >go back to their car and try to find a few more pennies At that point I just say fuck it and go. Losing a few pennies is worth my patients.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:09:18 2019 No.12231394 >>12222961 DESPITE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:12:41 2019 No.12231404 Short people leaving the overhead produce bags hanging from the dispenser.

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:26:45 2019 No.12231440

>>12225581
All the Krogers in my area have gotten updates in the past year or so. They're easier to use now, and much faster. Also you can turn the sound off on every self-checkout terminal I've ever used.
I always get this smug feeling of superiority when I turn the sound off and I imagine the attendant lovingly staring at me and wishing all their customers were as smart as I was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:31:15 2019 No.12231458 >>12225538 she probably pretended to b be having a panic attack or the "vapours" or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:35:40 2019 No.12231475 >>12228391 No, they're everywhere in NJ

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 10:48:08 2019 No.12231515

>>12220596
Sunlight. Now that the sun comes up earlier everyone goes to the grocery store at my usual time. It doesn't make sense, it's not like the clock's changed. Were they going at 8 when they really wanted to go at 6 but couldn't because they were afraid of the dark?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 11:00:47 2019 No.12231546 >>12224752 Why not just add levels to it? Like for every dollar you earn above a certain amount you lose 50 cents of benefits? Sounds far better than punishing the poor for trying to get out of poverty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 11:54:59 2019 No.12231761 >>12222086 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 12:13:31 2019 No.12231838 >>12229267 Chocolate covered strawberries are fucking gross and also seem kind of inappropriate for Mothers Day. Aren't they typically seen as a romantic/sexual food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 12:15:35 2019 No.12231852 >>12229495 Do you ever hear from Doug anymore? He sounds like a good guy

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 12:18:58 2019 No.12231869

>>12229505
I worked in a paint store for years and the Indians were by far the most neurotic, cheapest customers we got. They're kind of fun to deal with though because they're just so strange.
Also all the ones in my area are rich so they behave and pay taxes and whatever so I really don't have a problem with them. They're just weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 12:55:51 2019 No.12232034 >>12231869 Indians are like sloppy gay Japanese people

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 13:17:29 2019 No.12232135
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female sandniggers in the netherlands are the worst. they open every package, squeeze every single piece of fruit and rip open meat packages to feel the texture. like they are on some kind of north african marketplace

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 16:35:10 2019 No.12233051 >>12226494 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 25 17:00:01 2019 No.12233204 >>12225542 >he usually gets a few boxes of hot pockets and ice cream snack Holy shit, you met one of the mods. Next time ask him why he hates this place.

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 17:03:47 2019 No.12233219

>>12231838
>and also seem kind of inappropriate for Mothers Day. Aren't they typically seen as a romantic/sexual food?
I think the idea is for fathers to bring them to the mothers. Otherwise, chocolate covered fruit is just seen as a luxurious kind of gift. Edible Arrangements makes a ton of them for around the same time of year for that reason.

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 17:26:50 2019 No.12233341
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>>12229267
>work in supermarket bakery as well (understaffed)
>management wants table in other second of store covered with seasonal baked goods
>they also want the table absolutely packed for aesthetics even though we don't actually have a ton of product
>we don't have enough seasonal product to actually put in bakery department now
>...
>mfw have to constantly tell customers to go to the exact opposite side of the store for baked goods

Bruh I fee you more than you could possibly imagine...
also fuck choco strawberries cause produce always gives you shit for needing them

Anonymous Thu Apr 25 17:43:58 2019 No.12233423

>>12233341
>management wants table in other second of store covered with seasonal baked goods
>they also want the table absolutely packed for aesthetics even though we don't actually have a ton of product
>we don't have enough seasonal product to actually put in bakery department now
I deal with the same fucking shit. Only, we have a table by the cash registers, and not a second part of the store (our store really is that small).

In relation, however
>Small bakery department, sales are well under $1000 a day
>Store management wants our shelves fully stocked for aesthetics
>Upper management wants us to cut down on variety and focus on core products
>Upper Upper management wants us to cut shrink to an incredibly small number on top of this
The instructions are are literally at odds with one another. There's absolutely no way to do all three at once.

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