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Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:07:10 2019 No.12204144 [Reply] [Original]

>put something that doesn't belong in a bun in a bun
>"haha so sloppy and yummy, what a Sloppy Joe™ haha wa-weeeeee umami! oopsie made a mess again ahahahha"
I'm sorry but are americans legitimately mentally handicapped/retarded in some large proportion? It sure seems that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:10:42 2019 No.12204158 >>12204144 Literally no one has ever said "umami" when talking about a sloppy joe

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:11:33 2019 No.12204161 >>12204158 I somehow doubt that

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:14:21 2019 No.12204174 >>12204158 Because the whitetrash that eat them don't have vocabularies containing more than 2 syllable words, especially if they're furriner words.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:14:46 2019 No.12204176 What goes on in the mind of someone who randomly makes anti-sloppy joe threads on the cooking section of an american imageboard website

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:18:44 2019 No.12204193
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>>12204176

i was just wondering this.

>>12204144

>t. never had a manwich sloppy hoe

oyu're missing out, yurofag. i invented the sloppy jose, btw.

>manwich and chorizo
>queso fresco
>lime pickled onions
>pickled jalapenos
>cilantro

eat my asshole you fucking dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:20:27 2019 No.12204202 They hate us cause they ain’t us

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:20:37 2019 No.12204203 >>12204144 Loose meat sandwich didn’t even originate in America. Thanks for making the board worse

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:20:56 2019 No.12204204
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>>12204144

put a dollop of cottage cheese on that bad boy and you got a sandwich, albeit a "messy" or "sloppy" one but so tasty

Hubby loves them and as a cis male who sometimes self-identifies as a busy Mom, I'm so grateful for this stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:23:57 2019 No.12204213 >>12204204 some may call it a shitpost but for me this is definitely a hitpost :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:26:03 2019 No.12204221 >>12204204 absolutely, 100% BASED and definitely REDPILLED. Reddit approved also.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 17:28:51 2019 No.12204231 >>12204144 O B S E S S E D B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 18:09:43 2019 No.12204378 >>12204144 whats wrong with bbq sandwiches?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 18:24:35 2019 No.12204433 File: 728 KB, 1242x951, 1555655016609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I put sloppy joe meat on hot dogs

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:26:46 2019 No.12205204
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>>12204144
I completely agree, sloppy joes are terrible. The superior minced meat sandwich is the loose meat sandwich.
>ground beef simmered in spices
>pickles
>mustard
>toasted bun
I'm not even a flyover but it's a surprisingly good trashy snack, the sloppy joe just the moron's bland version of it.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:34:01 2019 No.12205236 >>12205204 what kind of spices, anon? I like sloppy joes, but they tend to be way too sweet.

Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:41:06 2019 No.12205263

>>12205236
There's no universally agreed upon set of spices, also I forgot that they have finely chopped onions sauteed before you add the beef. I typically have them with paprika, fennel, cayenne, dried mustard. They definitely aren't supposed to be sweet or saucy like a sloppy joe. The "sauce" of a loose meat sandwich are the juices of the beef and onions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:42:09 2019 No.12205268 >>12205263 also only ever use uncooked pickles, no shitty limpdicked radioactive green crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:43:53 2019 No.12205272 >>12204204 why dont you just put a fat load of unsalted semen on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:45:48 2019 No.12205279 >>12204193 damn that sounds good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:48:37 2019 No.12205289 >>12204144 OBSESSED!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 21:49:34 2019 No.12205293 >>12204174 We use the word savory because we speak english in this house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 19 22:05:34 2019 No.12205328 File: 7 KB, 188x267, thumbs up harold 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12205263 nice. might have to try that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 09:01:13 2019 No.12206988 File: 100 KB, 1400x1050, marxx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12204144 but it's so good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 09:07:05 2019 No.12207000 >>12204176 Sloppy Joe envy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:18:24 2019 No.12207214 File: 114 KB, 680x830, 1539812685031-pol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12204176 This. Good lord OP, go outside or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 11:24:01 2019 No.12207418 Seek help

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