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oh hello, welcome to patti's dickered kitchin, boop boop pa doop

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, lime-along, drink-along, snack-along, sing-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you don't want to make or use another thread

last thread >>12142127

https://youtu.be/jyVc_E0U5HY

>sams club edition

>> No.12202231

Kys

>> No.12202240
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got some big boy oil

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doin a few dishes bout to go down fa sho

>> No.12202264

>>12202256
Patti Mayonaise

Why are you cooking dinner at 8 in the morning?

>> No.12202274

The last round of new jannies got rid of al/ck/. The next round of new jannies will focus on these threads. God bless them.

>> No.12202279

I'm gonna have a cat soon, any name suggestions? Both male and female (still don't know the gender, the kitten is only 2 days old)

>> No.12202280

>>12202274
Why would they delete threads about cooking on the cooking board? Silly faggot

>> No.12202284

>>12202229
Bro are you drinking Budweiser at 6:30 in the morning? Holy shit get some help, at least get 8th wonder or St. Arnold not piss water

>> No.12202328
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>>12202264
its barely 7 here, comfy dinner time desu

>>12202279
food & cooking related names are always decent, Sammy, Coco, Chacita, pls follow up need to see this kitter

>>12202284
no im actually drinking box chard', get on my goonbag level friendo

https://youtu.be/lQG7l486SI0

>> No.12202331

>>12202256
Aww yeah, it's COMFY hours.

>> No.12202337
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so bout a week ago i got this 2.9lb tomahawk and vac sealed it and wet aged it a bit

https://youtu.be/hC8CH0Z3L54

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>>12202328
One of these four beans is gonna be mine <3 My aunt's newly adopted cat gave birth and is getting neutered as soon as she stops breastfeeding the beans.

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>>12202229
Kitters!!! Dickered!!!!!

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>>12202331

>> No.12202360

>>12202346
Trailer trash confirmed

>> No.12202362
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>>12202229
>>12202256
<3 Please notice me patti

>> No.12202363

>>12202352
>>12202356
Oh my god, drop dead please

>> No.12202371

>>12202256
I see patti got all her best buds together.

I did some knoephla this week. Turned out pretty good, but I didn't take any pics. Next time.

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cute af, wish i had room for mor creatures i recently had the opportunity to get 1 of 4 baby raccoons which i very much would like

>>12202362
:)

>>12202371
had to google it but looks cozy like some baked tater soup kinda, cheers m8

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>>12202384
>>12202346
was refering to u bud

>> No.12202395

I would enjoy these threads a lot more if you didn't talk like a fucking retarded faggot

>> No.12202405
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>>12202395
>I would enjoy these threads a lot more if you didn't talk
i concur :^)

>> No.12202408
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lil masa palooza

>> No.12202409

>>12202405
Don’t post here again

>> No.12202416
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>>12202409
no u

>> No.12202420

>>12202274
>Jannies are going to delete this perfectly on topic thread because it offends my delicate sensitivities
You guys are delusional.

>> No.12202421
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sprouts

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>>12202416

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this cubed loaded red potater mess is nostalgic for me and it may not be fancy but its darn good ya kunt

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this might be a burnt turd on a stick i like to keep it mysterious

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>> No.12202452

>>12202274
I think it's time for you to fuck off.
:)

>> No.12202455
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was satisfactory, had a decent amount of leftovers

>> No.12202478

the weekly reddit thread

>> No.12202498

>>12202229
you're really upping the fagginess on purpose aren't you

>> No.12202505

>>12202498
You take yourself too seriously, I bet you're a poltard

>> No.12202506

>>12202498
i think faggot behavior comes naturally for him

>> No.12202509

>>12202438
Your life is a burnt turd on a stick

>> No.12202514

>>12202346
cute af
please take good care of the beans

>> No.12202577

>>12202514
that was so random

>> No.12202586

>>12202509
ur mum is a turd on a burnt stick

>> No.12202593

>>12202586
so epic

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>>12202498
i do what i want

>>12202586
zoinks

so that steak was like a few days ago i was giving you guys the smoke and mirrors razzle dazzle, making some wangs, 1st fry

>> No.12202623 [DELETED] 

>>12202593
>>12202586
>>12202577
>>12202509
>>12202506
>>12202505
>>12202498
>>12202478
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>>12202395
>>12202405
>>12202363
>>12202356
>>12202352
>>12202331
>>12202274
>>12202231
yikes, that's cringe

>> No.12202658 [DELETED] 

>>12202603
Fuck white people. That shit looks disgusting.

>> No.12202684

>>12202603
you breading those OP?

>> No.12202703

>>12202274
Mental illness: the post

>> No.12202741
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You guys are just mean. Cats are cute. OP likes to cook and he's a good cat daddy and I'd let him smash. No homo. London here
BTW Mama cat is all white, she's a beauty

>> No.12202857

>oh hello, welcome to patti's dickered kitchin, boop boop pa doop

>>12202741
there's literally no need to talk like this. cook alongs are cool but this faggot just has to irritate everyone with this gay shit

>> No.12202893

>>12202857
agreed, i was onboard with his threads and the drinking cuz hey, original content and cats ok cool...

but fuck dude hes annoying

>> No.12202895

>>12202623
Frig off

>> No.12202914
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>>12202658
its not fully cooked

>>12202684
naw, just a double fry

>>12202741
:)

>>12202857
>>12202893
its a reference only the most cultured of swine would understand

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tippy top nom noms wala

https://youtu.be/QCtkkX2f18M

>> No.12202925

>>12202857
And you must love it since you never leave (or take your meds).

>> No.12202939

>>12202914
Stop talking like a teenage girl or never make a post on /ck/ ever again

At this rate I'm fairly certain you're trolling, who in their right mind is this gay

>> No.12203358

OP you're awesome, don't let them bring you down!

>> No.12203374

Fuck these threads

>> No.12203490
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Here is a monkfish curry and Bombay potatoes I made the other day. It was quite nice.

>> No.12204913

>>12203490
That looks comfy.

>> No.12204928

>Hehehehhh... Im gonna tell this guy... heheh... on this anonymous imageboard... heheheh... that I dont like his thread!!!
heh

>> No.12204950

>>12202895
Fuck off Randy

>> No.12205020

>>12202346
Males can get pregnant? Sheeeeit.

>> No.12205035
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Kitty is cute. I love kitty. Allowing her to walk on my countertop as I cook is perfectly sanitary.

>> No.12205106

>>12202231
>he's still mad the last fake thread failed
LOL

>> No.12206278

>>12202741
cute :3

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had a lot of leftover steak but that is ok

https://youtu.be/qDo_TWt3G5g

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>>12203358
:)

>>12203490
that looks damn good never had a fish curry, those taters look gnar'

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doing a basic cheese steak with onion and throwing in some of my pickled hot peppers, toasted roll, provalone, hot sauce

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i also saved the leftover taters from when i made the steak and i added a bit of mayo and a squirt of mustard and bazinga its fancy potato salad

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was a lil too good for some leftovers desu

>> No.12206690

>>12202447
Looks dank brother, is that water? If not drink more water buddy.

>> No.12206694

>>12206675
2 meals from 1 nothing feels better

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It'll always be worth it.

>> No.12207031

>>12207025
>top left corner says "VIRGIN"
It's the small details

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>>12202229
>hide thread

>> No.12207137

>>12207077
>>/b/
Also, take your meds kid

>> No.12207142

>>12207137
Seething

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Making some lamb leg

Gonna BBQ it because its one of the 3 sunny days Scotland

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Went down to the beach for the traditional boiling of eggs and sausages with my brothers today.
Also some breaddough which was baked on stones and wound around sticks.
Gorgeous day for it, for once.

>> No.12207767

>>12206675
how did you make restaurant food at home?

>> No.12208924

>>12206675
Nice desu

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Forgot to post and been at Chapel - catching up now

Lamb on the BBQ

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>>12209026
All cooked and sliced (badly)

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>>12209031
Homemade chocolate fondant for afters

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>>12209031
Missed out this picture of it fully cooked

>> No.12209184

>>12202229
Fuck me the cat scared the shit out of me

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taco Time

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>>12202229
>>12202229
>TFW cute kitters in kitters' Bud Fort.

>> No.12209926

>>12202352
baste

>> No.12209948

>>12207142
Pretty typical response for some kid who spends his life in the basement on 4chan.

>> No.12209954

>>12202229
fucking disgusting, kys OP

>> No.12210104

Was going to cook a bunch of foods today. Imitation mcdonalds cheeseburgers, pesto pasta, rack of lamb, falafel, carrot cake.

Decided to get drunk and watch The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly instead.

>> No.12210140

>>12210104
Never quite liked pesto.
I have good, bad and ugly extended remastered on bluray though. I used to have a poncho just like his too but somehow I lost it.
>>12209954
Mental illness: the post

>> No.12210204

>>12209948
>projection: the post

>> No.12211485

>>12209874
Not a fan of tiny tortilla but looks good

>> No.12211798

>>12209040
Looks amazing and cooked perfectly.

>> No.12212145

>>12210104
If you like sergio leone try his lesser known, "A Fistful of Dynamite" aka "Duck You Sucker" with Rod Steiger and James Coburn. One of his best.

>> No.12212194

>>12207025
>my post was ignored, reported, and deleted
>so let me repost it
Most people would have thought about that a little harder desu

>> No.12212271

Thanks for actually cooking on /ck/ guys, lookin good.

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Betty crocker cake in the oven

This thing is getting THICC

>> No.12212381

>cooking on /ck/
>everyone contributes
>cute kitters
>makes dem bois seethe
Yah, I’m thinking this is based

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Going to cook some lamb for Easter. While I wait, some homemade mcdonalds dollar menu burgers.

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>>12212428
The flavors were all there. Sliced up some pickles, diced onions, mustard, ketchup with a little sugar added. Only missing somr cheese.

>> No.12212472

>>12202352
For real lol don’t know why this loser keeps trying to make that word a thing. It’s pathetic

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Easter Sunday means roast beef

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>>12212596
Whilst it cooks let's make chocolate strawberries

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>>12202229

>> No.12212612

>>12212600
Roll them in edible glitter for Easter and stab them into a cucumber because you don't have anything else and let them chill

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>>12212612
Forgot image

>> No.12212625

>>12212604
Your cat needs to go on a diet

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>>12212604
patti the fatti

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>>12212619
Have them with pink champagne

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>>12212673
Enjoy your dinner - drink too much wine to take photos during cooking

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>>12212625
She is. Don't hate.

>>12212636

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>>12212713
Desert and champagne

>> No.12212827

This thread is full of classy fine dining fuckers. Have a very happy easter everyone.

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Today I make banana pancakes and fried EGG.

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>>12213049
First we mash the banana.

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>>12213056
Then we add cinnamon, nutmeg, vanilla extract, and baking powder.

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>>12213062
Then we add milk, flour, and vegetable oil.

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>>12213070
Then we add the butta

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>>12213076
Pour it in.

>> No.12213092

>>12202438
Rubbing the steak with olive oil caused flare ups when the oil hit the fire, I bet, which singed the meat

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>>12213079
Now we are going to pretend, that my dumb ass didn't follow a recipe, and that first couple different come out like some moist unbrownable monstrosities. That I didn't add more milk and flour off screen, and that this wasn't saved by saying fuck it and added what I thought was a overly large splash of bourbon to the mix.

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>>12213094
Dat flat stack

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>>12213097
Forgot to take a picture of eggs cooking. There is what I have left of maple syrup on them as well.

>> No.12213109

>>12209031
Looks good, based Scotbro

>> No.12213145

>>12212619
You know, if you add spots and shit you could say they are mushrooms growing on a log for presentation reasons.

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>>12206690
lol ya its water, i actually drink a lot of water tho nobody will believe me

>>12206694
i have 3-4 meals from that steak, was a good investment

>>12207025
so brave

>>12207726
odd choice in food but that looks comfy as fuck i love camp cooking, aint been camping in at least a year, plan on doing some camping this year for sure

>>12208924
>>12209915
:)

>>12209031
>>12209040
looks dank as hell m8

>>12209035
i needs this, is that condensed milk or melted ice cream?

>>12210104
i do this all the time i may even do it today lol

>>12211485
there is a competition kinda when it comes to $1 tacos around here and the small tortillas makes sense if they stuff them right, these did not dissapoint i was full for $4, with the small tort you get a nice 2-3 bite taco, they had some good salsa too

>>12213092
i had the grill pretty hot i would have givin it an extra minute even

>>12213102
noice, i suck at pancakes was wanting to get a decent belgian waffle iron tho

>> No.12213152
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>double cheese stick
its an easter miracle

>> No.12213164

>>12213147
The Doc has blessed this thread

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most blessed cheese stick ive ever had oh lawdy

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Easter dinner

Lamb chops, pearl barley, falafel, with lingonberry jam and champagne

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I braised some octopus earlier today and then did this with it when I'd had my Easter fill of drink at the pub.

>> No.12214115

>>12202229
Yo OP it's been years and you're still doing these threads and I just want you to know that they're possibly the best thing on this site.

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Something my chef was whipping up today

>> No.12215240

>>12202447
8th wonders Dome fauxm is a good beer when you're chilling and grilling. Haven't tried too many others though. Any other 8th wonder recs?

>> No.12215262

That cat is getting fat as fuck. Cool down with whatever you're feeding it

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>>12202229
>this thread
>obligatory cat on counter
>avocados
>green tea

>> No.12215928

>>12202346
how often do cats lay eggs? want to adopt one after I find a new job I can transfer

>> No.12215930

>>12202229
how old is your cat OP?

>> No.12216040
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>>12215930
not sure got Patti like 5-6ish years ago she was still young, Giblet was probably born a few years ago and Marias probably 12-13 got her as a kitten

>>12215928
theres no real shortage of kittens, look on craigslist, check a shelter and pop in a few vet clinics and see if they have a bulletin board or something

another cheese steak snack, used fresh jalepeno to this one and put a bit of mayo on the roll, was damn good

>> No.12217904

>>12213760
jesus christ i feel like trailer trash knowing people eat like this

>> No.12218740

>>12212472
The phrase gettin' dickered is definitely already a thing, but I always thought it was more of a Canadian thing

>> No.12219140

>>12214082
Looks comfy.

>> No.12219167

>>12202229
Let me eat your cat

>> No.12219416

>>12203490

Now that looks comfy anon.

Just got back from a vacation and will post another GOT watch party cook-a-long post to trigger these "GO BAX TO REDDIT LAWL" faggots who don't even cook.

>> No.12219427

OP I love your threads
and your cat
stay based

>> No.12220057

>>12214180
NOICE

>> No.12220139

>>12217904
Judging from most of the "food" posted in this shit thread, you probably are.

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making a spicy sweet tangy bbq sauce

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also soaked some liquor chips

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got that busted up clearance mac n chz we really be runnin deez streetz ya heard

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>> No.12221361

>>12221147
MAN, I fucking bought 2 busted clearance boxes of pizza on Sunday. I just though the boxes were fucked up and got wet, both pizza's were moldy as fuck. I'm personally never doing that shit again, times may be tough but sitting in my house pissed off and hungry sucks more..

>> No.12221369

>>12202455
It’s raw inside

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Had lobster at the weekend on a whim so made lobster bisque with the shells. Fundamentally quite easy to do but I managed to make quite a big mess.

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quartered sproots

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made box mac cuz lazy but threw some cheddar on and baked it a bit as suggested in the mac n chz thread

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pretty good and got leftovers

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I made some fried rice chicken recently. It was my first time making it so be gentle.

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>>12221812
Olive oil in, Chicken first, salt+pepper, then garlic in after chicken got some color, then broccoli.

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>>12221825
Soy sauce in. I added too much :(

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>>12221828
Rice in. Added some garlic powder to the rice. Rice was cool/cold and dried, kinda.

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>>12221835
Topped with roasted sesamme seeds. Was pretty gud for the 1st time. I would add spring onion if I had some

>> No.12222172

>>12221825
are you cooking chicken in a non stick pan

>> No.12222199

Is it my imagination or does OP eat like 5 meals a day and drinks a shit ton too?

>> No.12222267

>>12222172
its the only big pan I have :(

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>>12205035
LeL

>> No.12224517

Nice

>> No.12225883

>>12222199
He seems pretty active so it's not that weird.

>> No.12226076

>>12221842
looks pretty good id def add green onions, id probably also add a scrambled egg and maybe some peanuts or cashews crumbled

>> No.12227172

>>12213760
ballin

>> No.12228153

>>12207025
>6am
My sides are in orbit, what a life.

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makin some quick gringo tacos before this meat goes bad

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choppin em up

https://youtu.be/lZ6mQXk1iFQ

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hit the 'cado lottery

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>> No.12229901

>>12202433
what’s in the mix

>> No.12230898

>>12225883
he doesn't seem active at all
he's probably a big fat fuck

>> No.12230970

Reddit garbage. Stop talking like a retard and get poisoned by the abundant cat shit in your food, OP.

>> No.12230988

>>12229197
>a single glob of sour cream right in the middle
Might as well just go to Taco Bell at this point, cat fucker.

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>>12202229

Ahhh, FML: Come for the food, stay for the salt.

Oh, and also kitty cats :3

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>>12231024
Oh look, the nameshitter is also a cat fag. What a surprise.

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>>12231050

loool, dude's following me around now

>> No.12231115

>>12231024
Cute chubsters

>> No.12231217

>>12231056
Not a trip, but still applies.

https://youtu.be/YgHNtzxO0y8

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>>12231115

Thanks Anon! That's Tigerstripe on the left, and his sister Flecktarn in the right. This isn't one of mine, just a cutie I found on /dbt/.

>> No.12231496

>>12229197
Drop the cream. Never put cream in tacos.
Instead, add salsa, pico de gallo or chopped Cilantro and onion. Avocado is fine.

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1/4
I made dis
Carolina style dry rub for 24hrs on pork shoulder
Browned

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>>12232369
2/4
Browned shoulder simmering in a dark ale with two sliced red onions

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>>12232373
3/4
Four hours later
Added a little Stubb's and a tsp of sugar to cut the acid/sour (think I put too much salt in the rub)

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>>12232380
Charred the meat on a cookie sheet under the broiler for 5ish minutes
Finished result + bonus salad

>> No.12233782

>>12232384
Would rek that desu looks good anon

>> No.12233823

>>12231024
Are those yours ? Looks like Patti and Maria

>> No.12234247

fuck these threads

>> No.12235815

>>12214180
Nice

>> No.12236280

>>12231496
>not appreciating the tang of sour cream against the spice of the meat

>> No.12236686

>>12236280
Cream is nice and all but it just doesn't go with tacos. There's even a mexican popular saying about it.

>> No.12238633

>>12236686
What's the saying?

>> No.12239682

>>12232384
Looks dank

>> No.12239997

>>12238633
"echarle crema a tus tacos"
Means boast or show off one's qualities or possessions with exaggeration.

>> No.12240254

>>12202229
Best patti pic ever.
ilu kitchen cat.

>> No.12240295

>>12231496
>Never put cream in tacos.
Don't you tell me what to do. Tacos without sour cream are for savages.

>> No.12240578

>>12240295
Tastelet

>> No.12240622

>>12228436
OP, don't you live in Texas? What can you tell me about Dallas. Might have to live there for the next two years and I'm nervous about leaving commiefornia. Please anonymous father of my favorite internet cat, you're the only person I trust to tell me the truth about texas
>also anyone else lurking who can answer

>> No.12241788

>>12240622
havent been to Dallas in over 20 years but i think its similar to Houston, i hear there some good food there, coming from Cali your biggest complaint is gonna be the humidity and skeeters in the summer, but you dont have to worry about earthquakes and mudslides and fires and shit, also big cities like houston and dallas and austin etc get some really good weed

>>12231496
>>12236280
>>12236686
>>12239997
>>12240295
>>12230988
i specifically said I was making gringo tacos, a nice taco bell style taco has its place, if i wanted something authentic id just go to a truck like i do all the time, making authentic tacos at home is kind of a waste of time when i can get something better for $1

>>12240254
:)

>>12232384
very nice m8

>>12231218
biker kitties unite!

>>12229901
its just everything that goes in a baked potato plus a splash of heavy cream

>>12230898
>>12225883
>>12222199
lol i usually eat like 2 meals a day, not a fatty i have a pretty active job plus i lift regularly and lately im getting back into endurance cycling

>>12221842
looks pretty decent m8

>>12221361
thats lame, i only do it with certain stuff probably pass on frozen stuff

>> No.12242665

>>12241788
>>i specifically said I was making gringo tacos, a nice taco bell style taco has its place, if i wanted something authentic id just go to a truck like i do all the time, making authentic tacos at home is kind of a waste of time when i can get something better for $1
Alright, but I think more authentic tacos are cheaper. Depends if you have cheap access to the fresh ingredients tho.

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I'm just having some bread with cheese with a cup of tea and some straight rum.
Left this Président Terroir to ripen in the fridge for about a month. I like it when the ammonia stings my eyes.

>> No.12243094

>>12239997
That's great.

>> No.12245041

>>12232384
very bueno

>> No.12245971

>>12242930
Nice cutting board

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sersage berskit

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>>12202229
Philly cheese steak

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https://youtu.be/H8QQHGupPrs

>> No.12248999

>>12248234
>no whiz
kys

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>>12232384
I made spaghetti and meatball this weekend

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>>12249652
that looks really good m8

gonna try mozz sticks again im using a recipe this time

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i shredded som parm in the breadcrumbs did a double dredge to get a nice shell hopefully, now im gonna freeze em

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Turned out good but this is way too much friggin cheese no idea what I was thinking

>> No.12250601

>>12250045
Mozzarella sticks are peak "why did I make/buy this" food

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>>12202229

>> No.12250635

>>12250601
That's...that's a pretty accurate description.