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>Things you can say about the food you eat but not your girlfriend

>> No.12201362
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12201362

>>12201355
it exists

>> No.12201363

>>12201355
food fills me up

>> No.12201365

No one wants those eggs

>> No.12201371

>>12201362
Based doomer poster

>> No.12201374
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I fucking love how it oozes vinegary mayonnaise and smells of fish

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>>12201355
It's hot

>> No.12201385

I prefer eating out

>> No.12201390

>>12201355
i'd buy that for a dollar

>> No.12201397

>>12201355
I can spend money on it

>> No.12201398

>>12201355
It hasn't had another man's dick in it.

>> No.12201402

It's good going down

>> No.12201411

>>12201355
>Things you can say about the food you eat but not your girlfriend

"Mom does it better"

>> No.12201426

>>12201385
Fag

>> No.12201441

I help her stuff her turkey every Thanksgiving

>> No.12201549

I prefer Thai but this'll do I guess.

>> No.12201572

I'm going for seconds

>> No.12201577

It's aged nicely

>> No.12201581

Any cured meat

>> No.12201582

>>12201362
I fucking feel that.

>> No.12201586

Would you like anymore boss?

>> No.12201592

Mmmm cheese!

>> No.12201615

>>12201374
yikes...can you introduce me to your gf

>> No.12201620

>>12201398
not even close to true
t. food industry

>> No.12201623

I think it's a little under-aged.

>> No.12201625

>>12201355
My wife knows about it.

>> No.12201631
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>>12201355
It's rich but also very sweet

>> No.12201636

I don't mind getting a little red sauce on my face when I'm eating it.

>> No.12201640

>>12201355
It sucks

>> No.12201644
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>>12201355
Just the right amount of bitterness not too much

>> No.12201657

>>12201355
I have a food

>> No.12201668

>>12201355
I'm deeply disappointed in it and it adds nothing substantial to my life.

>> No.12201669

It's way past the expiry date.

>> No.12201678

>>12201669
Love me some brownies.

>> No.12201704

>>12201355
It's bad for me.

>> No.12201733

>>12201362
Great value brand filthy frank

>> No.12201735

>>12201362
>HAHA SUICIDE AM I RITE FELLOW MILENNIAL BROS??? LE SO SAD XDDD

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>>12201385
Good post.

>> No.12201769

>>12201362
james?

>> No.12201775

>>12201735
What is it with late millennials and zoomers and pretending to be depressed through memes? I've seen so many of these things.

>> No.12201777

>>12201411
kek

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Wow this salty and Briney taste reminds me of the semen I swallowed last Tuesday when I told you I was working late
(It was a feminine penis so no homo but still cheating)

>> No.12201794

>>12201775
I don't think it's pretending, it's just expressing youthful angst in a new medium. In the past you'd have collective outlets like reading camus or listening to The Smiths, in the performative age of social media it's just expressed through memes. They're more shallow and less meaningful but it's just a phase, harmless overall

>> No.12201800

>>12201355
I eat my food more than I'll ever eat my gf

>> No.12201846

>>12201775
Making fun of your self-loathing is a better coping mechanism than having drugs poured down your throat.

>> No.12201857

It's dripping in fat

>> No.12201873

Chocolate is better with nuts.

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It's at home waiting for me and besides alcohol is the only thing that I enjoy about my life

>> No.12201887

>>12201355
needs more glaze

>> No.12201963

>>12201775
Because we all actually want to die. It's why suicide rates continue to go up

>> No.12201970

>>12201735
Wish I had the pics of that dude slashing up his wrists and covering his bathroom in blood specifically for this type of poster

>> No.12202471

>>12201355
There's never been a 12" black cock balls deep in my food.

>> No.12202933

>>12201355
I've had better

>> No.12202974

>>12201355
Fuck, it's burned to a crisp!

>> No.12203208

>>12201355
It tastes better than it looks

>> No.12203212

>>12201970
imagine being that butthurt

>> No.12203666

Would ya look at the mold on that

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>>12201355
>It tastes better with yeast

>> No.12204312

>>12201355
smells like fish when it's not fresh

>> No.12204347

>>12201355
Actually tastes good

>> No.12205338

>>12201775
Social media has a negative effect on people, and zoomers have been using it since they were 8. People are more isolated than ever because of the internet. I don't think people are necessarily suicidal but I definitely think more people have depression than they used to

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>>12201362

>> No.12205359

It's getting near its expiration date.

>> No.12205387

That pizza is a dumb bitch

>> No.12205394

>>12201355
it's not pasteurized

>> No.12206040

I'd love some warm pie right now