Food Hacks

[Anonymous No.12197823]

Anyone ever try this? Post your best.

[Anonymous No.12197829]

What’s the point of this?

[Anonymous No.12197836]

>>12197829
you get some delicious grease you can add to your next meatloaf and make a super meatloaf to impress girls

[Anonymous No.12197837]

>>12197836
as soon as you lift it it's going to pour out

[Anonymous No.12197839]

>>12197829
To hurt people, anon.
Don't underestimate just how sick and twisted some people are.

[Anonymous No.12197841]

Okay and as soon as I take it out the oven and it starts to cool, or I try to remove the jar, or I break the seal around the bottom of the jar cutting the meatloaf, all of that grease will come pouring right back out.

[Anonymous No.12197842]

>>12197837
Have you never catched a bee against a window?

[Anonymous No.12197847]

>>12197837
>step 1 remove meatloaf from pan
>step 2 lift jar
>step 3 ???????
>step 4 Profit!

[Anonymous No.12197852]

>>12197823
The jar explodes causing severe bleeding as my penis flexes erect in her face. "Nigger" she says "I hate nigger" as she locks the tip with her velvety tongue. I shit on the floor in reaction

[Anonymous No.12197856]

>>12197842
not a liquid bee, and i don't have windows on my floor facing the ground to emulate catching a bee facing downwards
>>12197847
that doesn't make sense either.

[Anonymous No.12197862]

>>12197856
You need to improve your imaginatory skills my dood

[Anonymous No.12197864]

Most foodhacks are fucking fake bullshit for retards.
Just like 'life hacks'.

[Anonymous No.12197872]

>>12197823
>not eating the grease with the meat
This thread is bullshit, bullshit i say.

[Anonymous No.12197946]

Food Hacks #27
Add oil to the pan when browning onions to get a more even cook and avoid burning.

[Anonymons No.12197978]

im not white, ive never had meatloaf

what's it like?

[Anonymous No.12197983]

>>12197978
pretty dry without the fat imo

[Anonymous No.12197986]

>>12197978
Like a loaf of bread but made out of hamburger.

[Anonymous No.12197987]

>>12197978
Hearty and delicious if done right. Like a thick slice of meatball but with a little more breadcrumbs.

[Anonymous No.12198003]

>>12197823
>God I love this dry meatloaf. What a treat. What other brilliant dry-meats can we think up?
>I know - what if when you grill burgers you really just mash down on those fuckers with the spatula. Maybe if we had a trap in the bottom of the grill we could catch the grease and show it off in a tumbler post. Look at all the grease we got out of these burgers! Aren't you glad?

[Anonymous No.12198025]

>>12197852
... Dril?

[Anonymous No.12198033]

>>12197823
I made a bundt cake with a regular pan in a similar fashion, using a mug

[Anonymous No.12198037]

>>12197852
nick mullen?

[Anonymous No.12198044]

>>12198033

[Anonymous No.12198063]

>>12198044
post the part where the handle was and got all fucked up

[Anonymous No.12198066]

>>12198063
That literally is the part, anon. I cut it out first thing.

[Anonymous No.12198073]

>>12198066
it literally is not the part, it is showing the absence of the part, but it literally is not showing the part, literally.

[Anonymous No.12199208]

>>12198073
Why do you wanna see a pile of crumbs so badly? I ate it first thing. It's there to the left of the mochi.

[Anonymous No.12199216]

>>12198033
good job anon

[Anonymous No.12199226]

>>12197823
Dont do this

Shit explodes

>>12199208
Dat all loox yumby

[Anonymous No.12199227]

>>12199208
I like your living room.
Indoor plants are +10

[Anonymous No.12199245]

>>12199208
thank you. comfy

[Anonymous No.12199251]

>>12199227
Looks like a break room to me. Aint nobody have that weird wall air conditioner.

[Anonymous No.12199255]

>>12197823
Even better hack.
Take bread and put it on a baking sheet in the desired shape of your loaf.
Next form your loaf on top of the bread and then cook your meatloaf as usual
The bread will soak up the grease.

[Anonymous No.12199268]

>>12199251
that's a heater

[Anonymous No.12199275]

>>12197978
A complete meal in one bite, that warms your body heart and soul

[Anonymous No.12199277]

>>12199268
Oh

[Anonymous No.12199282]

>>12197837
>>12197841
Turn the pan upside down before you remove the jar. Common sense.

[Anonymous No.12199290]

>>12198003
When's your next cardiologist appointment, Phil?

[Anonymous No.12199295]

>>12199282
>Splat

Oh what was that. Oh nooooo. That was the sound of your "meated loaves" hitting the kitchen floor. Now what will you have for din-din!

[Anonymous No.12199315]

>>12199295

the jar of grease, obviously. what are you, stupid?

[Anonymous No.12199317]

>>12199295
You fucking stupid piece of shit. You wouldn't dare say that to my face. I have your IP address and funnily enough you actually live within a reasonable distance from me. I'll see you tonight.

[Anonymous No.12199320]

>>12199226
>Dat all loox yumby
MEGA cringe.

[Anonymous No.12199326]

>>12197823
>Remove 90 percent of the flavor from your meat based dish
Why would anyone do this?

[Anonymous No.12199327]

>>12199317
I am armed. I AM ARMED

[Anonymous No.12199329]

>>12199290
>He fell for the FAT BAD meme
Yikes. Probably a vegan too.

[Anonymous No.12199342]

>>12199327
You can't get yourself out of this one, stupid. I know you are unarmed. Even so it wouldn't be difficult to disarm a NEET who spends their time online with a false sense of superiority.

[Anonymous No.12199350]

>>12199329
The ketard strikes again. The scurvy must be destroying your brain cells, huh? Tragic.

[Anonymous No.12199354]

>>12197978
its ok

[Anonymous No.12199358]

>>12198037
EXCYUSE ME MA'AM

[Anonymous No.12199368]

>>12199350
Maybe if you'd stop starving your brain of essential fats and vitamins you wouldn't be such a depressed asshole, just a thought.

[Anonymous No.12199405]

>>12199342
Just try to disarm me, you spineless coward. I don't even need a firearm. I'll just use my katana and dunk and dab on you (YEET) and leave you crying and bleeding on the ground.

[Anonymous No.12199444]

>>12199368
Everything you've accused me of has been projection. You're the one depriving yourself of vitamins by not eating vegetables or fruit. I enjoy meat but when it's 80% of your diet, your cholesterol rises and you get heart disease.

[Anonymous No.12199460]

>>12199444
Literally untrue. Every study that pushed fat as the cause of heart disease is based on junk science.

[Anonymous No.12199471]

>>12197823
Don't do this it makes mustard gas

[Anonymous No.12199579]

>>12199290
>>12199350
>>12199444
https://www.cardiobrief.org/2016/07/29/changes-in-eskimo-diet-linked-to-increase-in-heart-disease/
https://youtu.be/isIw2AN_-XU
>He's still falling for the FAT-BAD meme
that's a double yikes. you need to stop.
>>12199329
why would a vegan have anything to say about meatloaf?
the fat percentage of the meatloaf is controlled by the type of ground cut (a quality ground meat with a consistent fat percentage or manually ground cuts) -
- in conjunction with filler additives like breadcrumbs
if you end up with an end product with TOO MUCH FAT your recipe is wrong
the jar hack is fucking stupid. fix your recipe

[Anonymous No.12199583]

>>12197837
>>12199295
This is a 99 IQ right here

[Anonymous No.12199603]

>>12197978
it's disgusting boomer slop

[Anonymous No.12199621]

>>12199282
"Oh, hey man. What's that shit on your floor?"

"It's meatloaf."

"Why is it on the floor?"

"I wanted to save this valuable jar of grease. I turned the pan over to keep the grease from ruining the meatloaf."

"Yo, but your meatloaf fell on the floor."

"Yeah, but it's not greasy."

NEVER CHANGE, RETARDS.

[Anonymous No.12199756]

>>12199282
>Flip pan
>Meatloaf fall down arm, and breaks apart, some ruining your shirt, some landing on the floor
Real big brain IQ there anon

[Anonymous No.12199775]

>>12199756
>not cooking naked

[Anonymous No.12199790]

>>12197823
>Hey son im cooking meatloaf. Save that appetite! calls your boomer father.
>he hears the clattering of a chair falling over
>Thump thump thump thump, here comes my pride and joy.
>WAIT DAD! DONT YOU PUT THAT 'LOAF IN THE 'VEN YET!
>you whip out a mason jar from god knows where
>Walk right up to the baking pan and slam the fucking thing down the middle
>Anon... My son. What pray tell are you intending to do with that jar on my meatloaf.
>For the grease, dad. Duh.
>The grease...?
>Yes pop. Its basic science. The heat or something makes the grease from the loaf collect in the jar by way of.... Welll i dont know the specifics. But we can collect the grease and eat healthier at the same time. Its a no brainer!
>Uh huh. Okay son. And do you have any plans or ideas for that jar of grease..?
>You give a blank stare
>I dunno i thought you might.
>Your father gives you a thousand yard stare
>Some time passes
>Okay dad. Cant wait to eat that healthy 'loaf!
>Okay son.
>As soon as you leave he unscrews the jar from his disfigured pan and throws it in the garbage.
>"More internet people advice..."

[Anonymous No.12199819]

>>12197823
hrm, wouldnt this create a bunch of pressure differences with hot glass and make it go kabloomy?

[Anonymous No.12199926]

>>12199603
this

[Anonymous No.12199984]

>>12197829
So your meatloaf becomes ISO 9004 bridge build material

[Anonymous No.12200064]

>>12199295
>>12199621
>>12199756
Take the meatloaf out before flipping the pan. Do you guys like, actually lack any kind of problem solving skills, or are you pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.12200092]

>>12200064
Easier said than done. Go ahead, shpw us how you would accomplish that. Maybe draw an mspaint comic. I guarantee you will stump yourself.

[Anonymous No.12200093]

The solution is so obvious. It's like a smooth-brain convention in here sometimes.

[Anonymous No.12200100]

>>12200092
You fucking cut the thing into single serving pieces, place on a plate and cover. Wtf? Then people can just grab a slice when serving themselves.

[Anonymous No.12200104]

>>12200093
What is this shit, goatse? Also you dont "get" physics, do you? The jar wouldnt just conveniently slide out onto the ground.

[Anonymous No.12200108]

>>12200100
when cutting the meat you'll break the vacuum and the grease will leave the jar

[Anonymous No.12200125]

>>12200100
t. Brainlette

[Anonymous No.12200132]

>>12200104
CANT UNSEE

[Anonymous No.12200163]

>>12200104
Just poke a hole in the bottom to break the vacuum. You have no imagination, anon.

[Anonymous No.12200176]

>>12199282
or just let it cool down till it solidifies

[Anonymous No.12200181]

>>12200176
mmm cold meatloaf

[Anonymous No.12200194]

>>12199583

[Anonymous No.12200198]

>>12200092
>he's not pretending

[Anonymous No.12200218]

>>12200108
Look at the picture in the original post. They have already cut the meat and the vacuum maintains. But keep making up ridiculous arguments, it's hilarious watching you unable to cope with being retarded.

[Anonymous No.12200222]

>>12200218
have you looked at the original post? who the fuck would want to eat that abomination?

[Anonymous No.12200238]

>>12198025
you shitass your not goign to find out My Indentity fuckface

[Anonymous No.12200330]

>>12197823
That looks more like chocolate-covered cornbread with a jar of honey in the middle than meatloaf with grease removed..

[Anonymous No.12200481]

>>12200181
the grease not the loaf you noodle

[Anonymous No.12201154]

>>12200481
mmm cold grease

[Anonymous No.12201357]

>>12199226
ffs...

[Anonymous No.12201392]

>>12197829
Free drink.

[Anonymous No.12201478]

>>12197823
THIS CREATES MUSTARD GAS, DO NOT DO THIS.

[Anonymous No.12201515]

>>12197841
> starts to cool
> grease comes pouring right out
anon..

[Anonymous No.12201525]

>>12197841
don't do it anon, never take advice from 4chan

[Anonymous No.12201527]

>>12201525
Not even this advice about taking advice?

[Anonymous No.12201558]

>>12199603
seconding this

[Anonymous No.12201633]

>>12197837

Remove the meatloaf from the pan without lifting the jar. Now you have a jar and an empty pan. From here, turn the pan upside down, and the grease falls to the bottom of the jar. Remove the pan, leaving you with a jar of grease. Recycle the grease.

[Anonymous No.12201649]

>>12199603
T H I S

[Anonymous No.12201683]

>>12197823
I guess this is okay as long as you're not doing it for supposed health reasons and just going to throw it away. I usually like to roast potatoes alongside a meatloaf and stir them up with the grease. It's also good to just put on bread/biscuits, or pour a little back over the slices of meatloaf.

[Anonymous No.12201697]

>>12201633
>>12197837
>>12197841
>>12199621
>>12197823
Thats the thing. how do you remove the jar without ruining the crust of the meatloaf?

[Anonymous No.12201701]

>>12197978
It's a staple comfort food. All these people bitching about meatloaf had a mom that can't cook for shit.
(Good) meatloaf with peas and mashed potatoes is something special, especially in cold seasons.

[Anonymous No.12201827]

>>12198033
that's not a bundt cake
that's a normal cake with a hole FUCKED through the middle
fuck you anon

[Anonymous No.12202501]

>>12201697
I know “people” like you never pass 1st grade, but try reading >>12201633 again s l o w l y

[Anonymous No.12202528]

>>12199208
>unironically eating mochi

[Anonymous No.12202558]

>>12197823
>takes hot glass out of oven
>explodes in face
why is reddit obsessed with 'LIFE/FOOD/SOY HACKS"

[Anonymous No.12202565]

>>12202558
probably the same reason that you make idiotic assumptions: people are stupid.

[Anonymous No.12202574]

>>12202565
>implying the board isnt teeming with soy

[Anonymous No.12202758]

>>12197837
how does the grease get out

[Anonymous No.12202765]

>>12202574
>>implying the board isnt teeming with soy
Nah, I was more concerned about:

>>implying there's no such thing as borosilicate glass

[Anonymous No.12203264]

>>12199603
this, meatloaf is fucking terrible though and through

[Anonymous No.12203282]

>>12200064
>Do you guys like, actually lack any kind of problem solving skills, or are you pretending to be retarded?

lol

[Anonymous No.12203300]

>>12203282
>>12200064
he must be new

[Anonymous No.12203438]

>>12197823
No, I don't eat meat, so I don't have the problem of biohazardous waste in all my meals.

[Anonymous No.12203464]

>>12203282
>>12203300
I've been browsing longer than both of you combined. Pretending to be retarded takes no skill and isn't clever. In the good old day we would manipulate stupid normies into doing stupid shit, compared to you guys who try to convince everyone that you're the retarded ones. Well, maybe you guys actually are retarded the retarded ones. You guys are probably zoomers who think saying "TROLLOLOLOLOL" to somebody on 9gag or ifunny means you've trolled them.

[Anonymous No.12203477]

>>12203464
Imagine wasting more time than everyone on 4chan and still being this cringe and unbased

Couldnt be me bruh.

[Anonymous No.12203492]

>>12203477
It was better than spending that time on reddit like you did. Sucks that this place has turned into reddit 2.0

[Anonymous No.12203498]

>>12203492
Yeah yeah mudkipz and epic fail guy. Wow what refined culture 4chan sure enjoyed

Youre going up on r/gatekeeping enjoy the fame

[Anonymous No.12203568]

>>12199208
why not just buy a $5 bunt cake pan?

[Anonymous No.12203765]

>>12197823
It's not wartime, why would someone make meatloaf?

[Anonymous No.12203807]

>>12203568
Storage space? No need for one?

[Anonymous No.12204201]

>>12199358
IM ON THE FUCKING PHOOOOONE

[Anonymous No.12204333]

>>12203765
Nostalgia, I guess. Although meatloaf night when I was growing up in flyover midwest was one of the worst dinners we had as kids. I would never eat it as an adult.

[Anonymous No.12204337]

>>12197829
Exploding glass.

[Anonymous No.12204345]

>>12203765
honestly I make it to eat the next day on a sandwich. On it's own it's alright but a meatloaf sandwich is one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.12204349]

>>12197978
Good if you don’t use oatmeal. Like a meat granola bar if you do.

[Anonymous No.12204358]

>>12203438
Well at least you yourself are a waste. So you’ve got that going.

[Anonymous No.12204653]

>>12199471
you’re a funny fucker

[Anonymous No.12205769]

>>12197837
It's suppose to, like a creme brulee.