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12193929 No.12193929 [Reply] [Original]

This son of a bitch showed up at breakfast. Biscuits need to back the hell off.

>> No.12193940

>>12193929
Then don't bake biscuits if you don't like them.

>> No.12193948

bagels>biscuits

>> No.12193951

>>12193948
Get the fuck out.

>> No.12193965

>>12193951
a biscuit is a salty cake. It's probably one of the worst foods an over-fed westerner could eat.

>> No.12193970

>>12193965
I live in Southeastern Bama and can safely say I get tired of biscuits every so often.

>> No.12193976

>>12193929
Just don't eat it autismo lord

>> No.12193977
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12193977

>>12193948
t.

>> No.12193979

>>12193976
/thread

>> No.12193993

>>12193976
I have to finish my plate, there are starving kids in Africa that could really use that food so I have to spite them by gorging myself on it when I don't even want it

>> No.12193997

>>12193965
I literally lose energy and get tired while eating bagels, biscuits, pancakes etc...

>> No.12194001

>>12193929
just needs a little sausage gravy to be an apex breakfast m80

>> No.12194026

>>12193997
>bagels, biscuits, pancakes etc...
a bagel is not a cake. I said eat bagels, not bagels with cream cheese or jam or some other fattening spread. Eat a bagel with soup/stew or vegetarian chili.

>> No.12194053

>>12193997
I know what you mean man i get tired after a few deep fried chicken sausage wrapped in pancake batter on a stick drenched in maple syrup.

>> No.12194463

>>12194053
Could you be anymore of a fucking fatass buffoon.

>> No.12194495

>>12193993
Send them the food in an envelope then. Jesus christ does everyone on this site use paint fumes as cologne?

>> No.12194588

>>12194463
Yes, I could be you

>> No.12194633

why do americans call "scones" "biscuits"?

>> No.12194637

>>12193951
i dont like you jevin

>> No.12194644

>>12193940
Op is clearly at a restaurant

>> No.12194651

>>12193997
Its almost like carbs and sugar are bad for you

>> No.12194653

>>12193929
You've just never had a good one coastie tranny.

>> No.12194676
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12194676

God I haven't had biscuits and gravy in so long.

>> No.12194721

>>12194644
Then OP shouldn't have ordered it then. This isn't rocket surgery ffs.

>> No.12194792
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12194792

>>12194633
>why do americans call "scones" "biscuits"?
That's a biscuit. This is a scone. You faggots call cookies "biscuits" for whatever reason and also pretend when pressed on the issue like there are two different kinds of cookies and only one of them counts as a "biscuit" or some other European equivocating bullshit.

>> No.12194795

God damn do I like sticking my dick in bagel holes and thinking it’s my ex

>> No.12194802
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12194802

>>12194633
If McDonald's recognizes it as a biscuit then clearly it is a biscuit. You don't get any more official than McDonald's.

>> No.12194813

>>12193970
I'm disappointed beyond measure

>> No.12194889

>>12193997
reactive hypoglycemia is a sign you're nearing the beetus cliff, anon.

>> No.12194901

>>12194676
thanks for food ideas for tonight.

>> No.12194942

This showed up at breakfast. Biscuits need to back off.

>> No.12196798
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12196798

>>12194802
>Crackdonalds
>an authority on anything
A biscuit is just a piece of non-tooth-destroying hardtack. It's in the fucking name. "Bis cuit" - twice baked. The NAtional BIScuit COmpany didn't start its activity by making soda scones.
Pic related is a biscuit.

>> No.12196814

>>12196798
Those aren’t biscuits they’re crackers

>> No.12196854

>>12196798
Yes, and as language is wont to do it evolved to better compartmentalize the various uses of the word by using other words so that the word biscuit doesnt mean 5 different things you absolutely pedantic fucking dick.

>> No.12196911

>>12194633
why do British people care about the difference in names? No American freaks out over what you guys call certain foods. Because no one cares. OMG YOU CALL SCONES BISCUITS OMG. How fucking boring must it be to be British. Get a hobby or a new obsession.

>> No.12196928

>>12193997
You should probably get some blood work done, that's not normal at all.

>> No.12196929
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12196929

>>12196911
>being this thin-skinned
Just a bit of banter, Amerifriend.

Besides, the real howler is when Americans say URRRBS. Fucking hell that's bad.

>> No.12196934

>>12196854
>we share the commonality of language

>> No.12197705

>>12193951
Non new york bagels are trash. New york bagel shits on any southern buiscuit you dirty hick

>> No.12197750

>>12197705
>muh rat turd roach water
New Yorkers truly are some of the dumbest creatures on Earth.

>> No.12197762

>>12193929
That looks like a sad, dry, frozen biscuit that was reheated by someone who didn’t give a rat’s ass. No wonder you hate it.

>> No.12197988

>>12193929
>biscuit
thats a scone
and no im not from the uk

>> No.12198046

>>12193929
Honestly what a shitty food. You need a jaw replacement after eating one.
Whoever thought an overly dry piece of super compacted bread was a good idea is a fucking idiot.

>> No.12198057

only good with clotted cream and jam. i think a bagel is better for breakfast if you are mixing eggs onto the plate.

>> No.12198170

>>12196798
>He lets the f*ench control his language

>> No.12198628
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12198628

pretty good with a butter brown sugar spread. sometimes with honey too

>> No.12198670

>>12194637
no one asked for you opinion on Jevin
shut up

>> No.12198753

>>12193929
that thing looks like shit