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>ITT: We post bachelor meals

>> No.12188651
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the classic.

>> No.12188664

>>12188593
who are you quoting

>> No.12188678

>>12188664
Fuck off, moron.

>> No.12188691
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>> No.12188758
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>>12188593

>> No.12188776

>>12188678
You dont have to be rude. He was just asking

>> No.12188821
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a meal for a king!

>> No.12188936
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>>12188593
>>12188691
>>12188821

>>12188651
That is called depression

>> No.12188964

>>12188593
>Put box of chicken stock in saucepan
>Add Soy sauce, mirin, black vinegar, sriracha, sesame oil, garlic powder, and shichimi togarashi to a big bowl
>Once stock is boiling add a 9oz pack of fresh fettuccine to stock
>Once noodles cooked pour into bowl, stir up
>Top with sliced spam and kimchi

>> No.12188969
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>> No.12188971

>>12188936
Depression doesn't look like that.

>> No.12189126

>>12188936
Poverty*

>> No.12189150

>>12188936
That is called poverty.

>> No.12189153
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It's pretty much all I ate after my mom left.
And probably the reason i got into cooking.

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Rate my chicken parm sandwich

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>>12189153
I make mine with crispy potatoes and top the eggs with a lot of black pepper.

>> No.12190650

>>12190635
period blood/cum

>> No.12190653

>>12190635
very uneven sauce and cheese distribution. I would've toasted the bread and spread it with garlic butter. not bad/10

>> No.12190728

>>12190653
The sauce and cheese are better spread out under the chicken than it shows on the top and I did toast the bread a bit when I melted the cheese, guess it doesn't show that well though. But yeah some garlic butter sounds like a good idea, I'll try that next time. Thanks for the idea

>> No.12190733

I had tuna straight from the can and some instant soup with frozen peas thrown into the cup last night.
Kind of made me reevaluate where I'm at in life right now.

>> No.12190737

>>12190733
Pretty low it seems.
But, you can go even lower.

>> No.12190743

>>12189126
>>12189150
They do hand in hand.

>> No.12190745

i just made a cheese quesadilla with some chipotle street taco sauce (to add a little umami) and some sour cream to dip it in with doritos.

>> No.12190758

>>12190745
Got any pics? Sounds tasty

>> No.12190834

>>12188664
>>>/jp/

>> No.12190876

>>12189126
>>12189150
frozen dinners are expensive as fuck

>> No.12190890

>>12189153
Had the same thing, it's pretty much comfort food.

>> No.12190896

Bachelor food is one pot of whatever the fuck you want heated however the fuck you want

Non-bachelor food is dishes that have names cooked for family, friends, or customers who'd get frightened by the browned scramble of broccoli, seaweed, and pineapple served on toast with tuna that you'd rather be eating

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>>12188593
Rate my Bachelorette meal

>> No.12190927

>>12190903
L O N D O N

>> No.12190954

>>12190903
>overnight relief

so you shit the bed while you sleep?

>> No.12190959

>>12190954
it means you shit by the time you wake up, but in all honestly, the painful feeling in my stomach always has me running to the toilet.

>> No.12190977

>>12190903
opiate addiction or period?

>> No.12190979

>>12188593
just ate a whole box of Little Debbie Ho-Hos. feel like shit btw

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>> No.12190992

>>12190977
constipation

>> No.12191017
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I recently ate 4 chili cheese dogs in one sitting. I ran out of chili so the 4th one just got cheese, diced onions, and ketchup.

Rate, hate, salivate. Or don't.

>> No.12191022

>>12190992
eating sour patch kids for constipation is like pouring cement down a drain to fix a clogged pipe

>> No.12191034

>>12190903
show bobs

>> No.12191041

>>12191022
eating for? why would I be eating it for constipation? I take laxatives for the constipation

>> No.12191103

>>12188651

these will give you colon cancer

>> No.12191209

>>12190903
>t. spinster

>> No.12191222

>>12190992
But we know why you are constipated. It's all those prescription opiates.

>> No.12191309

>>12191222
what opiates? the bottle has asprin in it

>>12191209
won't deny it, it sucks

>> No.12191641

>>12190983
What the fuck am I looking at? This looks like the guts from fish mixed with the refuse cuts from a nice supermarket.

>> No.12191645

>>12191017
Where is the mustard?!

>> No.12191651

>>12190903
Eat the god damn broccoli in the fridge! Steam it, and have it on the side with some ground beef patty with onion gravy and rice.

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>>12188593

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>>12191658
>spaghetti-o's

>> No.12191695

Half jar of peanut butter and a bottle of whiskey

>> No.12191712

>>12191658
those prawns make me gag

>> No.12191745
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>>12191658
>spaghetti-o's
>those barely cooked shrimp
>chunks of avocado

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>>12189153
Is that dill sprinkled on top?

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40 nuggies

>> No.12191816

>>12190653
>>12190728
as an old chef taught me, is that if its "not bad" it also means its not good either.

>> No.12191834

>>12191816
Well that chef is an idiot who never studied set theory.

>> No.12192039

>>12191658
Would be okay if you didn’t put fucking spaghetti-o’s and if you actually cooked the shrimp right
>>12190983
This looks like a mix of shitty meat and the grease you scrape off of a grill in a restaurant
>>12188821
This is just sad
>>12188593
>dem deenz
Still absolutely disgusting though
>>12188691
Kek

>> No.12192087

>>12191834
Baking is a science. Cooking is an art. Leave math for your biscuits and pies.

>> No.12192183

>>12191017
>four hotdogs
Anon I hope you're eating those for bulking or OMAD or some shit and not because you're a fat fuck.

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>> No.12192319

>>12192197
Crunchy?

>> No.12192324

>>12190927
Kek

>> No.12192331

>>12191834
Applying set theory to a pedagogical idiom
>autism detected

>> No.12192397

>>12190903

how much do u weigh

>> No.12192459

>>12188691
Looks like something off of Zach Hill's instagram

>> No.12192468

>>12191022
>eating sour patch kids for constipation
laughed out loud.

>> No.12192473

>>12188593
Why do those sardines look like that. Did you microwave them or something?

>> No.12192477

>>12190903
I just know you're that crazy heroin addicted bitch from /r9k/. I always get SPK or haribo bears when I'm on dope too

>> No.12192506

>>12191017
You were good until ketchup. Fuck that shit.

>> No.12192511

>>12190876
>why many poor people are poor

>> No.12192547

>>12192511
Because they GET less money? I think poverty is measured mostly by how much people get money, not by costs. Frozen dinners are expensive compared to beans for example. But cost less to versatile healthy meal with salads, fish, fruit, nuts, good cuts of meat etc. And it usually takes time to cook those. And people with more money even go to restaurants and some rich people have their own cooks even. Those are way more expensive.

>> No.12192860

I've been eating oatmeal for breakfast, a banana for lunch and fried egg/frozen chicken and spaghetti and ketchup for dinner for almost a year now since starting uni.

>> No.12192883

>>12191209
>>12191309
>Spinster was originally a term for women who had self-employment and independence by spinning thread/yard from fibers to sell, and thus didn't need to yoke themselves into marriage to be supported

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>> No.12193034

>>12188593
>bachelor meal
>not a more expensive lazy meal that lowers your brain function due to fake coloring and salt
https://www.webmd.com/brain/news/20180129/excess-salt-may-hurt-your-brain-too
2019 we steaming

>> No.12193047

Awesome thread. Ha. We need one of these every few days, because i haven't in a few days because i have just been drinking my meals.

>> No.12193055
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>>12193047
I too am a bachelor drinking my meals today.

>> No.12193061

>>12192319
The crunchiest

>> No.12193067

>>12193047
But I make it to work everyday, mostly
t. functional alcoholic

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>>12193055

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>>12191793
yes. dill and taters are great together

>> No.12193095

>>12193073
I do have a couple pork chops and potatoes to cook up though.

>> No.12193106

>>12193055
how much sugar in those?

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>>12188969
Thank you I didnt own this picture of an animal in bread

Do you have anymore? I collect them

>> No.12193116

>>12193113
>i collect pictures of animals in bread
uuhhhh

>> No.12193117

>>12193106
2g of sucralose it looks like.

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>>12193116
I like them

>> No.12193124

>>12193117
>Sucralose is an artificial sweetener
not sugar.

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>>12188593
These and a gallon of water
if I'm lucky some nights its a can of vienna sausage

>> No.12193262

>>12193022
And here I've been just putting my dragoness mouth in a bucket with hot tap water...

>> No.12193270

>>12189153
How do you make those potatoes?

>> No.12193295
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>>12193022
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.12193316

>>12193022
Do I even want to know what a kirino is?

>> No.12193368

>>12192506
If you put ketchup on hotdogs you should be castrated

>> No.12193373

>>12193316
it's the ona hole in the pictures

>> No.12193382

>>12193373
>Ona hole
So that white slab is basically a more low budget flesh light?

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had this the other night it's a hot dog quesadilla with sliced cheese

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Fresh and slightly less depresive meal

>> No.12193615

>>12193382
that is a good summary, not as low budget as fucking a hollowed out salami but pretty low budget

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with canned sauce

>> No.12193666

>>12193270
usually just leftover potatoes, cut in pieces and fried in butter. If you wanna get fancy add bacon and or onions.

>> No.12193713

>>12193478
Put that gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger.

>> No.12193838

>>12193713
it wasnt that bad honestly. I had another last night and will likely have another tonight. plus theyre cheap

>> No.12193961

>>12193382
>more low budget flesh light
Japanese onaholes are higher quality fleshlights, actually. They use dual density silicones for maximum benis bullying and undergo rigorous testing from legions of horny NEETs.

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>>12191017
>4 chili dogs in one sitting

how fat are you? Is this you?

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>>12191022
>eating sour patch kids for constipation

>> No.12194342

>>12188593
what? you have more time to cook proper meals as a bachelor. no kids no nagging wife

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>bachelor = poverty

gtfo with this "feel sorry for me" bullshit. If your're eating like a povo then its because you are a povo. Not being a bachelor means even LESS money to spend on meals and good luck finding a girl who took the time to learn how to cook for you.

Heres some REEEEEEAL bachelor food.

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>>12188593

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>>12191017
>ketchup

>> No.12195218

>>12192506
>>12193368
Antiketchup faggots have to be the most retarded cum receptacles on the planet.

>> No.12195224

>>12193478
why does it look anime

>> No.12195231

>>12195218
Are you proud of being a non-retarded cum receptacle then, ketchupfag?

>> No.12195250

>>12195231
I don't get enraged at the thought of a condiment so I don't take dick like you, sorry.
Seriously, when I see someone crying about ketchup all I can imagine is the biggest poofter on the planet.

>> No.12195298

>>12188969
comfy

>> No.12195317
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>>12195250
>biggest poofter

this guy? I bet if he saw ketchup there would be dry retching.

>> No.12195895

>>12195224
Because it looks poorly drawn

>> No.12195932
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I’m so lonely!!

>> No.12196194

>>12195932
are those crisps?! where are the vegies?

>> No.12196410

>>12193961
they are also a very important part of bachelor cuisine

>> No.12196436

>>12196194
those crisps are the veggies son

>> No.12196474
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>>12195003
For sure. I am a bachelor and a batch of this at least once a week. Hot chicks like that you can cook for yourself, especially if your good as fuck.
>mfw when spicy Thai shrimp soup gets you pussy

>> No.12196543

>>12195003
Your godam right. I made fried rice for breakfast, falafel for lunch and am making a salmon-asparagus-potato (vinaigrette) roast for dinner. Although all this shit in fred is entertaining.

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>>12190903
That looks like the perfect ingredients to make the popular new health tea

>> No.12196701

>>12193981
Your tubers aren’t developing fully, try watering them more

>> No.12197074

>>12188593
Darn, had I seen this earlier, I would have posted mine.

>Sausage in a slice of white bread with shredded jalapeno cheese and mustard
>Cape Cod potato chips
>Sweet iced tea

>> No.12197086

>>12192397
240

>> No.12197103
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I just finished eating two 14'' phi diameter pizzas (crust included), drinking about half a gallon of water in the process and I weigh 140 pounds. Is that a lot?
I feel pic related.

>> No.12197193

>>12195218
Ketchup is too sweet to be a meat condiment.

Inb4 honeyed hamfags

Meat should not be sweet, change my mind.

>> No.12197201

>>12190903
Based, lady after my own heart

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>>12197193
Iron chef, Episode 619: "mishima beef", Kumiko Kobayashi. VS. Sakai.

>> No.12197334

>>12188664
this
>>12188678
lmao @ them insecure nefags

>> No.12197338

>>12190927
I never got this meme

>> No.12197342

>>12195207
>>12192506
>>12193368
Its ok, every child wants to be an adult. Just know that everybody whos over 20 knows that you are trying to fit in.

>> No.12197345

>>12197338
lurk moar over in /fit for a bit; it might appear in humor generals but if you ask reeeeeeally nicely and seem keen to one day make it, you might get an answer. Just don't let the cutting or gomad get to you! YOU /CK U BRO!

>> No.12197349

>>12197345
Ugh fuck you underage memelord

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Jesus fucking christ, I learned cooking to avoid all this shit. Why are you niggers here? Even when I was poor as fuck the most ghetto things I ate were microwaved tuna on toast and fried potato chunks. Have some decency and self respect.

>> No.12197406

>>12197349
>boing phip!

try harder m8

>> No.12197463

>>12190903
Based, but cringe

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>>12188593

>> No.12197907

>>12197752
This has to be a shoop.

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>>12197752
1. What is this?
2. I hate it.
3. I hate you.

>> No.12197928

>>12195003
this