>So eeeeer, I found this video on Youtube, right?
>>Oh god, hes been on the internt again...
>And there is this puffy-faced blone bloke init, right?
>>If he turns out to be a chimp I swear to god we are never doing this again.
>Apparently some chef fella from the telly, doin burgas and that.
>>Does he have big hairy arms, Karl?
>No, listen. He starts shoutin "ON" an "PIPIN HOT" at the food, right. Srtarts goin mental, knockin over pots and pans -
>>Karl, you must know thats rubbish. No legitimate chef would be so clumsy and shout random words at food.
>So anyway. Then he starts throwin loads of salt at everythin, and 'e did it like nine times... which annoyed me. Like... do you need that much salt, know what I mean?
>>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! At no point would a chef season their food nine times! Were you watching a mental patient?
>So he put a bunch of salt at everything, right. And said that Stevie Wonda is comin over for lunch.
>>STEVIE WONDER?! I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START!
>>LET HIM FINISH!!!
>Right, so he finishes the burga. And turns out... raw in the middle