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Jack Scalfani here
need help fast
wanted to make a special deepfried turkey at church and accidentally started a fire, what do I do Im freaking out, everybody will know it was me because I left a bottle of The Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Tstes behind, I hope really hope it breaks and its contents explode into ash because I want to continue to do my show for you guys
thanks guys youre the best

>> No.12185468

>>12185466
Don't worry, I'm sure it was a tiny church nobody knows or cares about. You'll be fine.

>> No.12185480

>>12185466
Don't worry about it man, people don't get mad at cripples

>> No.12185481

>>12185466
Oh you, silly Jack

>> No.12185483

>>12185466
God that show was kino as fuck, watching ja/ck/ get btfo'd was worth all of the webms

>> No.12185577

>>12185466
One of your competitors probably bribed one of the judges to sabotage your turkey. Very dishonorable

>> No.12185584

>>12185466
is this how the Notre Dame burnt down?

>> No.12185601

>>12185466
you should have used an air fryer

>> No.12185626

>>12185584
Check out this big brain banter here.

>> No.12185643

>>12185584
Literally unironically huh?

>> No.12185675

>>12185643
bro read the news notre dame is on fire, the spire even fell through the roof. shits fucked

>> No.12185681

>>12185466
fuck off, Reddit

>> No.12185685

>>12185675
>the joke

>your head

>> No.12185731

>>12185584
>>12185675
Nothing gets past this guy

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12185740

>>12185685

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12185768

>>12185584
>>12185643
>>12185675
Holy shit lads

>> No.12185777

>>12185768
I don't speak french but I'm pretty sure I know exactly what that sentence says

>> No.12185784
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12185784

>>12185466
well I think it's probably, that's right, The Best HOT BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.12185813

>>12185768
kek