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Legitimately angry Anonymous Mon Apr 15 07:58:12 2019 No.12183837 [Reply] [Original]

So im doing my usual morning sauce audit and i someone has taken 6 of my sauces. I've counted it 3 times and its not a mistake. I'm missing 4 diablos, a mcRonalds hot mustard and a brand new chicfil-a sauce.
God i hate mondays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:01:47 2019 No.12183850 File: 1.67 MB, 725x598, Sneed's_Feed_Seed_Menu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sneed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:02:27 2019 No.12183854 >>12183837 should note i spent years hoarding left over sauces. should i alert security for this theft? if they're taking this from me, what are they taking from other people? >>12183850 >>>/tv/

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:09:16 2019 No.12183864
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>>12183837
you don't actually count that drawer. I can prove it. You just replied to the thread, so I know you're here watching. You have 120 seconds to reply to me and give me the amount of sauces you have in that drawer. Should be easy to come up with the number since you just counted it three times, and count it daily during your audit.

After that, you have to give me a follow-up reply showing a picture of all the sauces in your drawer laid out so I can count them myself. If the totals don't match, or you fail to give the second reply, I will know for certain you are lying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:11:43 2019 No.12183868 >>12183864 Time has elapsed.

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:13:48 2019 No.12183876

>>12183864
1. i wont do it put of pure spite
2. i dont count the entire drawer, ffs
3. i know exactly how many diablos i have because they dont make them anymore, 12 diables, now 8
4. mcdonalds sauces are harder to acquire unless you want to steal of pay for them, which ill do neither of, so i have 5 hot mustards stashed away for samdwiches etc.
5. the chicfila sauce was brand new and on top

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:14:44 2019 No.12183879

>>12183837
There were eighty-seven sauces in the drawer now there's thirty left. I ate forty-seven so what happened to the other ten? Why do you suspiciously change the subject and break my concentration as I pull the drawer out and I count the sauces up again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:25:56 2019 No.12183909 >>12183876 sorry, I don't listen to liars

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 08:49:11 2019 No.12183972 >>12183909 but you still believe the man that raised you is your father.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 09:33:19 2019 No.12184113 File: 27 KB, 400x300, Gummy_Maggots.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12183837 I noticed that there are no gummy maggots in there. You should be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 16:31:28 2019 No.12185520 File: 6 KB, 320x320, 4ee1385b[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12183909 they're p good tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 17:51:00 2019 No.12185848 >>12183864 Thanks based detective anon.

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